Dallas Cowboys 2020 Offseason Thread -- 25th Anniversary of Mediocrity

[Radical Larry 28,528]

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

me likey

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Fucking love how aggressive this regime is at addressing places that are obvious holes. 

[Radical Larry 28,528]

 

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

4 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

On 4/28/2020 at 5:02 PM, Patrick Bateman said:

Seen this question being asked a few times.... I believe we traded away a 6th for Quinn.  Credit where it's due, that's a fantastic transaction.  Cobb a nice 1 year deal too.  Let's go sign Everson Griffen on a 1 year deal and need another LB and safety.

Fuck yea!!!!  Finally, they start listening to some sense.  Nice signing and cheap as shit too.

 

Edited August 13, 2020 by Patrick Bateman

[futureman 22,414]

robert quinn 2020

[futureman 22,414]

5 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

muffbag

can’t say I’ve ever heard this one.  but I like it. 

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

why he so cheap!? this dude highlights a monster!

 

[DougO 5,239]

He's got some years on him and nobody wants to invest a huge long-term salary, especially in a funky year that could end up being shortened. Pretty good player if he remains healthy, helps fill the gap left by Quinn.

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

That’s the dumbest shit anyone has ever said on this thread outside of one particular poster. But he’s in a category of his own. So wear that you contrarian muffbag. 

Tap the brakes there, Longley.  I've long opposed the Death Star as home for the State games, albeit a minority opinion.   The post was ever so slightly sarcastic in defense of ole Glorah Hole.

Edited August 13, 2020 by slorch

[futureman 22,414]

https://mobile.twitter.com/jonmachota/status/1293718878930051072

[futureman 22,414]

8 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

why he so cheap!? this dude highlights a monster!

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1293728916981649408

[Hate 20,103]

Better include the entire Jones family just to be safe.

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

5 hours ago, futureman said:

https://mobile.twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1293728916981649408

lol the comments...

"when betting on yourself goes wrong"

[Vic Mackey 46,932]

Damn that is a bitch for him. Fucking Covid.

[HornReject 121]

Jerry knew COVID would happen. Satan called him on his cell

[LTtxfan 48,962]

 

[kopp0e 1,135]

These are the rules:

 

[kopp0e 1,135]

 

[gsoda3 3,236]

 

Tom Laundry huh

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Apparently we need to thank D-Law’s pregnant wife. He was on the fence and even leaning towards not playing, but when he explained that to his wife she was basically like “wtf? I’m fine. You need to play.”

[Shaddie 1,638]

26 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Apparently we need to thank D-Law’s pregnant wife. He was on the fence and even leaning towards not playing, but when he explained that to his wife she was basically like “wtf? I’m fine. You need to play.”

The wife was “get the fuck outta the house. I am tired of seeing your ass”. 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

1 hour ago, Shaddie said:

The wife was “get the fuck outta the house. I am tired of seeing your ass”. 

Exactly. “We been doing this shit for 4 months during this pandemic. Get out of the house and do your job” lol

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

For as much as we initially hated the “fat fuck” hire, some of this is just laughable to me:

 

[Trey3216 15,325]

Apparently Gerald McCoy went down with a leg injury in practice this morning, per Ian Rapaport.  

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

Apparently Gerald McCoy went down with a leg injury in practice this morning, per Ian Rapaport.  

Not good 

[Radical Larry 28,528]

[HenryJames 65,887]

You have to teach a 32 yr old to not make hard cuts if his legs are fatigued. and all for a season that isn't even going to happen.

[futureman 22,414]

not to worry:

https://mobile.twitter.com/calvinwatkins/status/1295403401572950017

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

not to worry:

https://mobile.twitter.com/calvinwatkins/status/1295403401572950017

C’mon futureman. You’re better than that. I know this isn’t the first time you’ve posted a tweet.

 

[Drew 2,331]

It's definitely not a great thing.  Years past it would have hurt so much more.

They actually have depth there now.  Poe/Woods at 1 Tech is solid to good.  Now you got Crawford, Gallimore, and see what Hill can do now.  They actually have some talented guys that can at least be serviceable there.

 

So while it sucks for sure, I don't think it's going to derail them in any major way.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

You have to teach a 32 yr old to not make hard cuts if his legs are fatigued. and all for a season that isn't even going to happen.

Maybe that 32 year old is pushing too hard cause some young guns coming up behind.  Woo! 

[Catdaddyhorn 3,444]

According to David Moore Antwaun Woods stepped on his foot during 1-on-1 drills. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,644]

5 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

According to David Moore Antwaun Woods stepped on his foot during 1-on-1 drills. 

Someone should step on his foot now 

[Fudbelty 2,785]

According to David Moore Antwaun Woods stepped on his foot during 1-on-1 drills. 

He was acting as a tackle in a drill and got stepped on. Probably A drill they’ve done thousands of times in their career. Freak fucking injury.

[Fudbelty 2,785]

[Catdaddyhorn 3,444]

 

 

[mulletpelini 5,209]

Hey Dallas, don't sign any more players from Nebraska or Oklahoma on defense, mmmkay

[Vic Mackey 46,932]

13 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

The only ones reading this shit are the cholos, Vic and Drew. Latter two will be party pass guys. 

I have not attended a Cowboys game since 2012 and have made it clear I don't plan to, Rex. Keep up.

[Scholz 11,933]

9 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

...your fat cabal

[C-Man 27,041]

So while it sucks for sure, I don't think it's going to derail them in any major way.

Drew 1:1

[futureman 22,414]

15 hours ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

According to David Moore Antwaun Woods stepped on his foot during 1-on-1 drills. 

david moore is trash. 

Edited August 18, 2020 by futureman

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

 

[Trey3216 15,325]

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

 

Fucking Finally!!! What an injustice to Drew all these years.  Now we need to get Woody & Moose in. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,340]

41 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,340]

39 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Fucking Finally!!! What an injustice to Drew all these years.  Now we need to get Woody & Moose in. 

There are some others. Leeroy Jordan. Chuck howley. 

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Pretty nice...... get on some Zoom calls, show up a few days at camp where there's no hitting.  Make 3 million.  I wonder what the cap savings is.  

Nevermind..... found it.

Dallas did okay here.  They probably found something in his physical for his quad and wrote something into his contract.  McCoy gets one last pay day of 3 million but Cowboys protected themselves.  Too bad it didn't work out, but that's foosball!!!

 

Edited August 18, 2020 by Patrick Bateman

[Sgt Hulk 13,644]

Damn a clause in the contract. Hurt your quad and you’re out.  Damn specific   Bravo contracts folks 

[Catdaddyhorn 3,444]

Looks like they've found a fit for the Connors. 

 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

For the most part, I like Dave Helman. But every year he gets fooled really badly by one guy in training camp, and he starts a hype train that never leaves the station. It was Tavon Austin two years ago, I believe it was awuzie last year, and now this:

I hope he’s right. From a sheer talent standpoint, I still think we have one of the most talented front 7s in the league, but if jaylon smith and LVE can’t get back to 2018 form, it won’t mean a damn thing