The Beth Mowins Appreciation Thread.

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

Am I the only one that doesn't mind Beth Mowins?  I mean it could be worse, we could be playing Mack Brown Bingo.  

 

This is the thread where you say something nice about Mrs. Mowins.  

 

I'll start this off.   I actually don't mind her voice during morning games.  I'm actually curious how different the Beth Mowins experience would be during an evening game?  Like a cup of coffee (or bucket of ice water while still in bed)....

[BurntOrange&White 41846]

Is she the dyke sounding commentator that usually calls big 10 games?

[Big D 249]

Mute is your best friend.

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

1 minute ago, Bevo VIII said:

Is she the dyke sounding commentator that usually calls big 10 games?

Yes.

[Deej 77805]

[Pescado_Rojo 19583]

She's not as ugly as she sounds? 

[ButtFumble 5286]

she is much skinnier than Holly Rowe

[Underdog 29162]

13 minutes ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

Am I the only one that doesn't mind Beth Mowins?  I mean it could be worse, we could be playing Mack Brown Bingo.  

 

This is the thread where you say something nice about Mrs. Mowins.  

 

I'll start this off.   I actually don't mind her voice during morning games.  I'm actually curious how different the Beth Mowins experience would be during an evening game?  Like a cup of coffee (or bucket of ice water while still in bed)....

Raises hand.  

I believe she's been a part of the MNF DH on opening weekend for ESPN. 

Edited December 31, 2019 by Underdog

[VirginiaLonghorn 4902]

Close your eyes and ...

[Brothahorn 10097]

You and the other wimmenz don’t mind, I reckon.

I did try to listen to the amazon alternate NFL stream with Hannah Storm and some chick. Gave up after 3 plays.

It just ain’t natural. Has nothing to do with their knowledge of the game. I just don’t want to hear my wife/mom talk football.

['stache 22131]

Doesn't bother me any more than others. Main criticism is her voice inflection sounds really forced and unnatural. There are several men who have the same problem. I know announcer voice is different than speaking voice for these people, but the good ones make the announcing voice sound conversational, as though maybe they really talk that way. She is one who appears to be trying too hard--again, several men are the same way.

A positive, she is not as bad as others who just talk for the sake of talking--she's pretty focused on describing the action with some color. I've been watching some college basketball and Fran Fraschilla is the fucking worst. Never fucking stops, rarely is talking about what is actually happening on the court, and everything is a strong over the top opinion or story about someone tangibly related to the teams or people playing. Just shut the fuck up every now and then and discuss the actual game going on in front of you, geez. 

Edited December 31, 2019 by 'stache

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

9 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Doesn't bother me any more than others. Main criticism is her voice inflection sounds really forced and unnatural. There are several men who have the same problem. I know announcer voice is different than speaking voice for these people, but the good ones make the announcing voice sound conversational, as though maybe they really talk that way. She is one who appears to be trying too hard--again, several men are the same way.

A positive, she is not as bad as others who just talk for the sake of talking--she's pretty focused on describing the action with some color. I've been watching some college basketball and Fran Fraschilla is the fucking worst. Never fucking stops, rarely is talking about what is actually happening on the court, and everything is a strong over the top opinion or story about someone tangibly related to the teams or people playing. Just shut the fuck up every now and then and discuss the actual game going on in front of you, geez. 

Voice inflection seems fine to me. Agree with the rest of your post. 

[Augustus 3061]

I don't know who the woman is that does the Big 10 games, but I was surprised how good a job she does.  Don't mind her at all.

I'd rather pass a kidney stone than listen to Beth Mowins.

But in the spirit of the thread, I'm sure she likes puppies and children.

[Vertigo 20492]

I appreciate the fact that Beth Mowens is the most manly voice in the booth at all times

[TexArcher 39037]

Pretty sure she's Lowell Galindo's sister.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Well, she's wearing  a fuzzy pink vest @ the Belk Bowl currently, so her fashion sense is suspect.

[Underdog 29162]

Would. 

['stache 22131]

6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Would. 

[El Diablo 4232]

She sounds a lot like Marv Albert and would probably bite you during sex too.

Not sure if those are good things but it's what comes to mind.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4902]

19 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Would. 

Get a kennel, you two.

Edited December 31, 2019 by VirginiaLonghorn

[bschoolprof 6341]

She's awful.  If she were a man, she'd be awful too.  That forced deep register with the upper midwest accent = pure shit as far as announcing goes.  

[Underdog 29162]

4 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

She sounds a lot like Marv Albert and would probably bite you during sex too.

Not sure if those are good things but it's what comes to mind.

Dude, stop.  I'm hard already. 

[Knoxtnhorn 6290]

I just clicked onto the football board to see if anyone else was bitching about her.  Horrible, she is.

[El Diablo 4232]

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Dude, stop.  I'm hard already. 

Her idea of lingerie is a wife beater and boxer shorts.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4902]

1 minute ago, El Diablo said:

Her idea of lingerie is a wife beater and boxer shorts.

... and a spike collar. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

 

8 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

She sounds a lot like Marv Albert and would probably bite you during sex too.

Probably the first thing they'd do is trade underwear.

[Hagbard Celine 11215]

14 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

She sounds a lot like Marv Albert and would probably bite you during sex too.

Not sure if those are good things but it's what comes to mind.

go on...

[Hagbard Celine 11215]

9 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I just clicked onto the football board to see if anyone else was bitching about her.  Horrible, she is.

watching nfl live.  when she's on during the season i try to find another game.  if her game is must-see i turn the sound way down.  under no circumstances will i watch an exhibition with her announcing.

[clapclapclap 9000]

11 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I just clicked onto the football board to see if anyone else was bitching about her.  Horrible, she is.

Sun Bowl is on now to provide relief.  Lotta action so far.

Edited December 31, 2019 by clapclapclap
If u can look past Gary Danielson. Nessler is goof.

[flatdawgs 1338]

1 hour ago, Augustus said:

I'm sure she likes puppies and children.

Lots of people do.

Barbecue or extra crispy? 

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 hours ago, Big D said:

Mute is your best friend.

Beth MuteWins

[shakahorn 1656]

44 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Pretty sure she's Lowell Galindo's sister.

She's a zillion times more knowledgeable than Galindo.  That, combined with her sense of when to STFU makes me like her.  As far as the female voice goes, you just gotta get over it.  I'll admit I struggle with that myself.

[Marfa Low Crown 2560]

Okay so are we peeing in her butt or what? 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4902]

1 minute ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

Okay so are we peeing in her butt or what? 

Underdog would disapprove. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5482]

29 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

She sounds a lot like Marv Albert and would probably bite you during sex too.

Not sure if those are good things but it's what comes to mind.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Beth Mowins does not work for Longhorn Network. So we've got that going for us. Though Lowell is, admittedly, almost as annoying.

[TrashMaster G 18073]

TTWHBFWP.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

I assumed the thread title was ironic. Would have been a way better thread.

[jdhorn92 1594]

27 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

... and a spike collar. 

go on

[Domedriver 655]

57 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Would. 

Gritting her teeth like she is enjoying anal

[ousux 5636]

Beth Mowins does not work for Longhorn Network. So we've got that going for us. Though Lowell is, admittedly, almost as annoying.

You've now jinxed us..

[Underdog 29162]

7 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

Gritting her teeth like she is enjoying anal

Pitching or catching? 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Pretty sure she's Lowell Galindo's sister.

I thought she was Lowell's husband.  

[El Diablo 4232]

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Pitching or catching? 

Why the limitations, man?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13427]

3 hours ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

I'm actually curious how different the Beth Mowins experience would be during an evening game? 

I’m guessing it would involve her drinking more alcohol and leaving much larger bruises on your ass. If you’re lucky, she’d turn you around so you could watch the game.

Edited December 31, 2019 by Casual Encounter
Puppies..

[Fuck Tim Beck 3904]

Her voice sounds like she crams a tampon up each nostril right before kickoff. 

[Pato del Muerto 53451]

She sounds like a Harry shearer impression 

[Longboard Horn 41350]

Her voice sounds like she’s choked on too many dicks in her day. That or munched one too many rugs.

[Thermos H. Christ 478]

I find her far more tolerable than Gary Danielson

[Whatever 700]

She's ok as an announcer. Agree she sounds forced but no more than Tessitore, who somehow stumbled his way to the MNF gig. That dude's voice grates on my soul...probably because he was the one who said we were back.

Anyway, I don't mind Beth. There is much, much worse out there.