The Beth Mowins Appreciation Thread.

[Deej 77805]

Imagine what the lovechild of her and Ed Orgeron would sound like.

[Loco 3754]

still better than Herbstreit... also bigger penis

[Horn80 6356]

There is another reason potato sacks were invented.

[Wally Pryor 5407]

6 hours ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

Am I the only one that doesn't mind Beth Mowins?  I mean it could be worse, we could be playing Mack Brown Bingo.  

 

This is the thread where you say something nice about Mrs. Mowins.  

 

 

You are one sick bastard.

Meds.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

6 hours ago, Big D said:

Mute is your best friend.

I still hear her in my head after hitting mute. It's a sound that cannot be undone.

It's actually too bad as her content is good, I just can't take her voice.

[deadshank 24654]

6 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

she is much skinnier than Holly Rowe

Who’s isn’t?

Edited January 1, 2020 by deadshank

[Deej 77805]

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

Who’s isn’t?

Vic Mackey to the white courtesy phone.

[Kennythetiger 9618]

Huh?  93% of this board declared y’all were back. 

[Js1 87174]

I don’t care what anyone says. I like Beth. 

Jess Mendoza > Beth > Pam

[Whatever 700]

Huh?  93% of this board declared y’all were back. 

Yeah but Tess started it.

[Js1 87174]

Beth also called the last nationally televised by ESPN national championship won by Texas (2012 volleyball) so I appreciate her. 

[texifornia 59010]

She's fine. Women announcers just immediately imply "this game isn't important" because that's what they usually call. 

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

2 hours ago, Whatever said:

She's ok as an announcer. Agree she sounds forced but no more than Tessitore, who somehow stumbled his way to the MNF gig. That dude's voice grates on my soul...probably because he was the one who said we were back.

Anyway, I don't mind Beth. There is much, much worse out there.

Tessitore should be sent to Gitmo.  Mowens just has an irritating accent. 

 

E:  Mowins?  Whatever. 

Edited January 1, 2020 by MadBurgerMaker

[Bevo&Pevo 5516]

She might sound better with a mouth full of manstick.

[Gatorubet 30710]

3 hours ago, Whatever said:

Anyway, I don't mind Beth. There is much, much worse out there.

This

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Beth Mowins Someone's Box

[atomheartbevo 90636]

4 hours ago, Deej said:

Imagine what the lovechild of her and Ed Orgeron would sound like.

A B-24 starting up?

[bullet 1630]

11 hours ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

Am I the only one that doesn't mind Beth Mowins?  I mean it could be worse, we could be playing Mack Brown Bingo.  

 

This is the thread where you say something nice about Mrs. Mowins.  

 

I'll start this off.   I actually don't mind her voice during morning games.  I'm actually curious how different the Beth Mowins experience would be during an evening game?  Like a cup of coffee (or bucket of ice water while still in bed)....

Yes.  You are the only one.  The only thing I can say good about her is she isn't as much of an idiot as the guy she was paired with on that UK-VT game.

[SaucyJack 3519]

We hooked up to end the decade .  Fuck the haters!

[Drunk Stoner 63]

Happy New Year Mr. Mowins!

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Would. 

Yep.

Don’t care. Has two tits, holes, and a heart bear. Would.

[Sock Drawer 214]

Who knew there was a Title IX for broadcasters? 

[bullet 1630]

22 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

You and the other wimmenz don’t mind, I reckon.

I did try to listen to the amazon alternate NFL stream with Hannah Storm and some chick. Gave up after 3 plays.

It just ain’t natural. Has nothing to do with their knowledge of the game. I just don’t want to hear my wife/mom talk football.

I could listen to Hannah all day.  And I don't know what type of idiot that ESPN guy was who didn't think she looked hot in that tight skirt and boots at age 45.

[Bama Llama 1508]

The voice activates my Lunatic Dreyfus eye twitch but what she has to say is usually not bad(i) at  low volume (ii) in a halfway decent game (iii) not involving Alabama.  Agree with earlier poster who disliked Mowins's color analyst in UK/VT game, Rocky Something Loud Yakker.  

Constant facetime of Bud Foster was sad in that his swansong defense never found a way to stop the Ky's Tom Matte QB offense.  

The game was interesting and Beth's patter never offended enough to make me switch to natgeo Wild Japan episode of juvenile macaques riding sika deer like little jockeys.

[Mez2 4047]

She has underwear with dickholes in them

[DeadArmadillo 907]

I have no opinion of her as I've never tasted her cooking, worn any shirt she's washed and ironed, or spent time in a house after she's cleaned it.  And those are the only proper ways to judge a woman's value

[Underdog 29161]

2 hours ago, Mez2 said:

She has underwear with dickholes in them

Yours don't?  

[MIkeHoncho 2019]

knowledge = very good, voice = intolerable.

[El Diablo 4232]

4 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

The game was interesting and Beth's patter never offended enough to make me switch to natgeo Wild Japan episode of juvenile macaques riding sika deer like little jockeys.

Does that episode have a catchy tune? Now I'm wondering what that would be like with Beth calling the action. 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19453]

She’s better than Rod Gilmore.

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

Take about 20 years off of her and she's a MILF.