Fuck This Decade: Texas vs. #11 Utah 6:30 on ESPN

[Modessit 5600]

Three years into this shit and the light bulb just now goes off? What the shit, Tom?

Apparently he just needed to sit in the dark for a while.

[Topper13 3265]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jfc, can you not just allow yourself to enjoy a moment without bitching?

Having a great night, loved the win. Tom Herman can suck some ass.

[Armybrat 40834]

Bought Mrs. Brat a 25 ounce beer ($12) walking to our seats on the 50 yard line (section 337). She drank it before the end of the 1st quarter. 
She never has had a beer at the Alamo Bowl in 26 years, so I give her credit for the win.

[immamac 42843]

5d chess. I believe. 

[Modessit 5600]

Interesting what happens when there's no Big12 refs putting 100 penalties on us every game.

[TrashMaster G 17553]

Just now, Armybrat said:

Bought Mrs. Brat a 25 ounce beer ($12) walking to our seats on the 50 yard line (section 337). She drank it before the end of the 1st quarter. 
She never has had a beer at the Alamo Bowl in 26 years, so I give her credit for the win.

She's blasted now, right?  Gonna get some back at the hotel?

[TrashMaster G 17553]

Somebody needs to make a gif of the guys on the sideline doing the home run celebration. 

[Radical Larry 28588]

[Armybrat 40834]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

She's blasted now, right?  Gonna get some back at the hotel?

Depends.

[Richter 2259]

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

Depends.

Leave your undergarments out of this conversation.

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

49 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

I was entertained.

One of these is not like the others!

[Js1 85316]

2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Depends.

Kinky. Little baby role play?

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

Depends.

Don’t tell us you forgot the viagra

[CycleTex87 2969]

It’s fun to enjoy a football game. 

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

21 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Only 8 practices

 

1 minute ago, CycleTex87 said:

It’s fun to enjoy a football game. 

 

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

 

[Tex Pete 20348]

19 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

I was surprised we had so much more team speed than they did

Why? What kind of athletes do you think they mostly get?

[NTVTXN 1432]

8 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

Don’t tell us you forgot the viagra

He’s in SA, perhaps with Vic? If so, I’m sure he’ll hook up Brat.

[Valmy77 13226]

If only every game was a bowl game.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

2 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

That’s because he underperforms all season.

[Horn80 6119]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

If only every game was a bowl game.

TEXAS won and I am proud of them and Happy New Year!

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

Why? What kind of athletes do you think they mostly get?

Well seeing as this was my first time seeing them in person I only figured they had a little more speed than what they had based off the few games I saw of them on tv. Didn’t expect it to be as noticeable as it was.

[Captain Ron 12876]

What do they say about fools and money?

 

[RollLeft 5044]

5 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

I will only respect you if you win it all, TOM!!!! You fuck.

[El Compadre 766]

34 minutes ago, Thujone said:

Your mom won some shit.

No. Your mom

[BigBenBamboozle 1952]

I think the armchair coordinating from fans is usually pretty under-informed, but in this circumstance, even Joe Fan knew we needed a four-man front on the DL. Lo and behold, Ossai goes ape-shit off the edge. Christ on a cracker, Todd! 

[Valmy77 13226]

5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

TEXAS won and I am proud of them and Happy New Year!

Me to! What a great way to get this next decade started!

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

8 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

TEXAS passes Bama in total wins!

Michigan - 962 
Ohio State - 924 
Texas - 916 
Alabama - 915

 

[LTtxfan 49181]

Play of the Game was Jamison's first big punt return that set up the Horns 1st TD!!

Hook'em D'Shawn!!! 🤘

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

Hope this team has 2020 vision!  Hook'm Baby!

[Lhorn 4913]

Having a great night, loved the win. Tom Herman can suck some ass.

Apparently Tom Herman can kick some ass too.

Seriously great performance. Impressive how physical Texas was tonight. Made a really good QB look like a jag.

[campcrunk 2451]

I have a question for anyone that might know - did Utah show up to bowl events talking a bunch of shit and throwing the Horns down?

It seems like almost every time I see Texas really slap someone around like they did tonight, some of that kind of stuff has gone down. ASU ("Rrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuudddy!"), Mizzou, and UGA.

Just curious.

[Both Tacos 1806]

I think the armchair coordinating from fans is usually pretty under-informed, but in this circumstance, even Joe Fan knew we needed a four-man front on the DL. Lo and behold, Ossai goes ape-shit off the edge. Christ on a cracker, Todd! 

Pisses me off of what could have been this past year.

[Whatever 700]

 

Where the fuck was this shit during the 5 losses?

[kopp0e 1135]

The Utes came to party y'all...

 

[Radical Larry 28588]

 

[S11 16]

38 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Why? What kind of athletes do you think they mostly get?

They’ve done a good job on talent evaluation and development.   They aren’t scrubs

[ShowMeALoss 143]

57 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

If he is invited to the combine when he leaves the 40 acres, maybe he can skip the vertical jump drill and show this picture instead.

[bullet 1596]

2 hours ago, hookem48 said:

DD making some money

He and CJ upped their stock playing tonight.

[ChickenSandwich 9834]

9 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

The Utes came to party y'all...

 

San Antonio?  Big Gulps?  
 

In their defense they are probably Mormon 

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[bullet 1596]

2 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I guess Utah thought they were SEC good.

They beat 11 teams that didn't have speed and lost to USC, Oregon and Texas.

[Mac8111 2107]

Can we just call every game next year a different “bowl “ name so our teams shows up and balls out each week.


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[markstanco 12575]

That was a fun watch. It was like 2002 thru 2005 all over again. The entire, entire game I knew who would win.

I'm old and miss those times.

[Js1 85316]

2 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Can we just call every game next year a different “bowl “ name so our teams shows up and balls out each week.


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[Cairn Horn88 8262]

TEXAS passes Bama in total wins!

Michigan - 962 
Ohio State - 924 
Texas - 916 

Alabama- 915

 

[TreatyOak 16313]

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Start a hashtag #gofuckuteselfbitch

[PsychMike 1551]

I don't think I've had this much fun watching the Horns play football since the UGA beatdown. Wish Bevo could've had a ute mascot to run off to kick things off tonight. Otherwise, near perfection. Happy New Year, surlyworld!

[Rimbo 25921]

2 hours ago, achooloco said:

Liquor. Mea culpa

Fair 'nuff. I'm drunk and happy. This is what our team should've looked like all year godfuckingdamnhellshitfuck!

[Rimbo 25921]

2 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Mother fucking THIS!!!!! Bitchwhores all of them.  Cocksucking piglets everyone one of those ugly mouthbreathing aids parasites!!

you can say that again fuckin a