Donald Trump 2020

[WhatTheBuck 28837]

"The area is part of an ongoing construction project to improve existing sections of the wall."

Second paragraph of the CNN report linked in that tweet.

[jimmyjazz 46479]

39 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

UT Law School grad questioning a Harvard prof

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/29/opinions/begala-impeachment-trial-dershowitz-doctrine/index.html

 

Begala gonna Begala.

(He's not wrong.  He will get trashed as a snowflake libtard, but in this case, he actually is a liberal.)

[4th&Five 41704]

We really are the evil empire now. 

 

[Biff Tannen 45769]

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

We really are the evil empire now. 

 

I mean, just, why?  Is this for the coming civil war?

[Chuckie Finster 22765]

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

We really are the evil empire now. 

 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28837]

"Expected to." There's so much "might", "maybe," and "is considering" with this administration. Little trial balloons, maybe just noise, sometimes who knows what? Nothing happens until it actually happens. Sometimes the dangled bullshit actually happens, sometimes it doesn't. But it's a constant deluge of 'Let's see what we can fuck with next.'

[atomheartbevo 90056]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean, just, why?  Is this for the coming civil war?

US-Mexico border.  

[WhatTheBuck 28837]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

US-Mexico border.  

That sounds like a good bet. 

[jimmyjazz 46479]

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That sounds like a good bet. 

Probably cheaper than a wall, and a whole lot scarier.

[Mo Horn 8899]

Hell, let's reintroduce the plague in Europe. We can have all the jobs. 

[4th&Five 41704]

 

[mdmost 43308]

Ha, like Fox and Friends gives a shit about the homeless unless they're committing a crime or can be used as a prop to disparage someone on the Left. 

[Biff Tannen 45769]

Busy morning watching the teevee again.

[DDD Dad 14375]

1 hour ago, woohorn said:

Think WTB's answer is correct. New construction replacing old wall.

Drumpf calls it NEW WALL, but it is replacement.

This is accurate.  Not new acreage but new construction.

[jimmyjazz 46479]

For a guy who seems to think FOX News is sinking in credibility, he sure spends a lot of time watching.

[Chad Fuck 17844]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

UT Law School grad questioning a Harvard prof

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/29/opinions/begala-impeachment-trial-dershowitz-doctrine/index.html

 

[Tuco 5084]

41 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean, just, why?  Is this for the coming civil war?

I'm guessing so we can sell more landmines.  He views the military-industrial complex like a business.  It does not exist to defend our country and promote world stability.  It exists to make money for potential donors, increase export sales, and improve our economy. This is what unfettered capitalism looks like, devoid of any morality or grander perspective. 

[6th Street 6592]

Not sure if this has been posted anywhere but good for a cheap laugh. Comments are gold

 

 

[jimmyjazz 46479]

18 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Not sure if this has been posted anywhere but good for a cheap laugh. Comments are gold

 

 

This doesn't count, Kush:

[Mdhorn 6098]

33 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I'm guessing so we can sell more landmines.  He views the military-industrial complex like a business.  It does not exist to defend our country and promote world stability.  It exists to make money for potential donors, increase export sales, and improve our economy. This is what unfettered capitalism looks like, devoid of any morality or grander perspective. 

Which means our soldiers, contractors and eventually civilians will have to deal with more landmines.  Can anybody see anything wrong with this? 

[Francisco 2.0 32433]

2 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Which means our soldiers, contractors and eventually civilians will have to deal with more landmines.  Can anybody see anything wrong with this? 

He's dead; otherwise, yeah:

 

 

[tx 3 putt 77934]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

US-Mexico border.  

Yep 

[Biff Tannen 45769]

That is fucking sick if that's the plan.  Blowing up refugees.  We are the baddies.

[Mdhorn 6098]

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That is fucking sick if that's the plan.  Blowing up refugees.  We are the baddies.

What would Jesus do? He'd support landmines, of course. 

Edited January 30, 2020 by Mdhorn

[Mole 4336]

It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

5 minutes ago, Mole said:

It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.

It is easier to fit through the eye of a needle, because you are nothing but pink mist, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

[Native Horn 3519]

"Hey babe, let's get away for a few days and go down the the Lajitas Resort.  Do the spa, play some golf, avoid landmines. It'll be fun!"

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

1 hour ago, Tuco said:

I'm guessing so we can sell more landmines.  He views the military-industrial complex like a business.  It does not exist to defend our country and promote world stability.  It exists to make money for potential donors, increase export sales, and improve our economy. This is what unfettered capitalism looks like, devoid of any morality or grander perspective. 

I see you've read Jared's ME plan. That's why Palestinians weren't invited to the discussion this week.

 

W/respect to the Trump supporters still defending the President despite losing the farm, losing SS, Medicaid, Medicare, pre-existing conditions, nonexistent tax cuts, stagnating low wages, gutting of public school support, higher ed loan crisis, record golden parachutes for executives, and so on, just picture this guy:

[elfenix 34387]

13 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I knew that a Trump wall wouldn't stay erect for any length of time.

But in fairness, who could have anticipated the 37 mph winds that knocked the wall over?

it's the only thing with trump's name on it that can't dodge a draft

[High Plains Drifter 11057]

38 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

"Hey babe, let's get away for a few days and go down the the Lajitas Resort.  Do the spa, play some golf, avoid landmines. It'll be fun!"

 

Welp, so much for that Rio Grande canoeing trip I've been planning for a few years.

[Lagunamadre 1975]

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Ha, like Fox and Friends gives a shit about the homeless unless they're committing a crime or can be used as a prop to disparage someone on the Left. 

Fun fact. Red states have no homeless people. 

[High Plains Drifter 11057]

6 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Fun fact. Red states have no homeless people. 

 

If you were homeless, where would you want to live, Alabama or California?

Kansas' idea of a safety net is a bus ticket to California, but only if you are homeless.

[Chooky 13321]

1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

What would Jesus do? He'd support landmines, of course. 

In fairness to this administration, sometimes they just blow peoples feet off or splinter the shin bone all the way to the knee, allowing children to otherwise lead a fruitful and decent life -- without feet or shins.

[jimmyjazz 46479]

22 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Welp, so much for that Rio Grande canoeing trip I've been planning for a few years.

Hey, they're land mines, not water mines.

[Born to Run 6583]

Hey, they're land mines, not water mines.

Have you seen the Rio Grande lately?

[atomheartbevo 90056]

44 minutes ago, Chooky said:

In fairness to this administration, sometimes they just blow peoples feet off or splinter the shin bone all the way to the knee, allowing children to otherwise lead a fruitful and decent life -- without feet or shins.

[BradInATX 9208]

1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

"Hey babe, let's get away for a few days and go down the the Lajitas Resort.  Do the spa, play some golf, avoid landmines. It'll be fun!"

Can I blame my divots on landmines so I don't have to sand them? Also I hear we're allowed to drive on the greens now. President out front shoulda told ya.

Edited January 30, 2020 by BradInATX

[miguelito 11337]

3 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Not sure if this has been posted anywhere but good for a cheap laugh. Comments are gold

 

 

"I am skilled in the arts of war, and military tactics."

[Mo Horn 8899]

A news story about part of the wall blowing over comes out, so he tweets pictures of the wall being built. Who didn't see that coming? 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20639]

E. Jean Carroll, who claims she was sexually assaulted by the President, has had DNA on the dress analyzed and has requested a sample of the Presdent's DNA.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/jean-carroll-requests-trumps-dna-related-sexual-assault/story?id=68648921&cid=social_twitter_abcn

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Apparently, Trump has found his comfort zone with arena sizes. He will be at the Knapp center on the campus at Drake University in Des Moines this evening. The capacity is around 7,000 which has been his trend of late. The DM Register reported people camping out for tickets the night before. The fellow at the front of the line is from Minnesota and he said it was his 61st Trump rally. Others were from Chicago, Omaha, etc so his faithful cult travels that's for sure. A counterprotest is planned but this is Iowa so don't expect anything too wild.

It would be interesting to note how many people in attendance percentagewise are the same followers ad nauseum. I can see why the campaign loves that because it pumps up crowd size, but it would be a good data to know. With their smartphone app that tracks people, I'm sure the campaign knows.

[Ths71 472]

 

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33932]

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

E. Jean Carroll, who claims she was sexually assaulted by the President, has had DNA on the dress analyzed and has requested a sample of the Presdent's DNA.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/jean-carroll-requests-trumps-dna-related-sexual-assault/story?id=68648921&cid=social_twitter_abcn

holy shit.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20639]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20639]

13 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

holy shit.

 

Trump: I never sexually assaulted anybody.

E. Jean Carroll: We've had the dress analyzed for DNA.  May we have your DNA?

Trump: No.

Months of legal proceedings resulting in Judge ordering Trump to give up DNA

Trump: No.

Skirmishes in Congress, threatened impeachment etc...

Finally, somebody "leaks"  Trump some follicles of Trump's hair.  DNA matches dress.

Trump: It's a hoax! That's not my DNA.

And so on and so on.

[jimmyjazz 46479]

31 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

E. Jean Carroll, who claims she was sexually assaulted by the President, has had DNA on the dress analyzed and has requested a sample of the Presdent's DNA.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/jean-carroll-requests-trumps-dna-related-sexual-assault/story?id=68648921&cid=social_twitter_abcn

Holy shit, this is not going to play well with the women when he refuses to provide a saliva sample.

Good for you, E. Jean.

[tantric superman 4668]

The Call.  Ha ha.

Nightly military raids!

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

8 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Trump: I never sexually assaulted anybody.

E. Jean Carroll: We've had the dress analyzed for DNA.  May we have your DNA?

Trump: No.

Months of legal proceedings resulting in Judge ordering Trump to give up DNA

Trump: No.

Skirmishes in Congress, threatened impeachment etc...

Finally, somebody "leaks"  Trump some follicles of Trump's hair.  DNA matches dress.

Trump: It's a hoax! That's not my DNA.

And so on and so on.

Yep. Of he'll just say it was consensual. "Anybody who knows me well knows that I can't possibly keep track of all the hot babes who begged for me to give them the time of their lives. And I did, so wonderfully, so many times, it was terrific, ask anyone, except Cuckoo E. Jean, I mean, what kind of woman uses an initial for a first name, does she think she is a CEO or a lawyer? She's no J. Edgar Hoover, helluva lawyer that guy,..." and so on.

I don't think proof he jizzed on her dress means a goddamn thing to his base. Half will think she had it coming and the other half will wish he shot his wad on them.

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2687]

it's a defamation suit, not a criminal proceeding (and I'm sure the statute of limitations has passed). There won't be any court order compelling him to give a sample, and the suit will be settled, dismissed, or just litigated into eternity. Don't get excited.

Edited January 30, 2020 by ChuckNorrisActionJeans

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Updated new border wall technology (since the current one is falling over) $12 Billion for a Stealth Wall. It's there. You just don't see it! We don't know where the $12 Billion went, do we Sir?

(Trump speaking at Dana this afternoon before heading to Iowa)