Donald Trump 2020

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

How do you tell a man he looks better for having been shot? Good grief. 
Trump says he saw the whole thing. I didn’t realize he was there when Scalise got shot?

[Jive Turkey 12,673]

Odd praise for Lesko. 
 

 

[CowboyFred 1,152]

what. the. fuck.

This "press conference" is all kinds of fucked up.  He's been rambling about the shooting of republicans at the baseball practice for at least 5 minutes...straight up rambling.  "you know how I could tell you wife loves you? because she was sad...not many wives get sad at those moments" WHAT THE FUCK

[Guest Lobo]

When you "open that mouth, Elise"  

Yeah, that's how we all feel.  

Imagine how much easier this simulation would be to absorb if we knew he was just drunk.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

Almost through the alphabet and missed Louie Gohmert. Hahaha! 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

“Lisa and Peter, the FBI lovers....

Andrew McCabe. Sleaziest people.”

He’s reading from his revenge notes. Wonder who wrote these. 

 

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

He’s reading from his revenge notes. Wonder who wrote these. 

 

Apparently, Kaiser Soze.  "he went after these people.  He went after their friends.  He went after their parents.  he went after the people who owed them money."

Sad part is Kaiser was quite smart.  This guy doesn't still see his blind side.  He can only bring the same number of voters to the table, and the EC landscape has shifted just a bit, and our courts are sufficiently stacked.  And Ukraine is on the ropes.  And the Administrative State is well positioned in favor of those who care.  His usefullness is at its end.  

[Mo Horn 8,875]

9 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

what. the. fuck.

This "press conference" is all kinds of fucked up.  He's been rambling about the shooting of republicans at the baseball practice for at least 5 minutes...straight up rambling.  "you know how I could tell you wife loves you? because she was sad...not many wives get sad at those moments" WHAT THE FUCK

His wife wouldn't shed a tear, she'd be out celebrating. 

[Red Five 41,009]

He's going to start saying he wasn't impeached, isn't he

I called this awhile back. “I’ve been totally vindicated!!”

[Brisketexan 105,479]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Apparently, Kaiser Soze.  "he went after these people.  He went after their friends.  He went after their parents.  he went after the people who owed them money."

Sad part is Kaiser was quite smart.  This guy doesn't still see his blind side.  He can only bring the same number of voters to the table, and the EC landscape has shifted just a bit, and our courts are sufficiently stacked.  And Ukraine is on the ropes.  And the Administrative State is well positioned in favor of those who care.  His usefullness is at its end.  

Oh.....the users think they can still control the monster they helped create.  How adorable.

[Updawg 2,295]

Some weird shit. His infatuation with Ivanka is crazy. Wonder if they have sex.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

I just thought of something. 
 

Will the day trump dies be later declared a national holiday of celebration like the 4th of July? Because I think it should. 
 

Might not happen officially though. But I could see it becoming a holiday sort of like cinco de Mayo, which is a big deal here for whatever reason but ignored in Mexico. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,901]

for anyone unable (or like me, unwilling) to watch:

Edited February 6, 2020 by Longhorn_Fan68

[Red Five 41,009]

IIRC, after Clinton’s trial he held a PC and apologized for everything. This is.... not that.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Everyone has to down at least one White Russian. And then say, far out man. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,901]

this reality fucking sucks:

 

[Upgrayedd 5,822]

17 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

I just thought of something. 
 

Will the day trump dies be later declared a national holiday of celebration like the 4th of July? Because I think it should. 
 

Might not happen officially though. But I could see it becoming a holiday sort of like cinco de Mayo, which is a big deal here for whatever reason but ignored in Mexico. 

I have two bottles of Dom in the fridge.  One for when he leaves office and one for when he croaks.  Hoping to drink both same day. 

Edited February 6, 2020 by Upgrayedd
Sooner rather than later

[HornOnTheBayou 8,957]

38 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

He's going to start saying he wasn't impeached, isn't he

He wasn't impeached. The Democrats were impeached. Lots of people are saying that. Lots of big strong men who never cry, but they do cry when they tell him, "Sir, you were not impeached. Nancy Pelosi was impeached." 

[Brisketexan 105,479]

 

18 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

I just thought of something. 
 

Will the day trump dies be later declared a national holiday of celebration like the 4th of July? Because I think it should. 
 

Might not happen officially though. But I could see it becoming a holiday sort of like cinco de Mayo, which is a big deal here for whatever reason but ignored in Mexico. 

You didn't think hard enough.  YESTERDAY -- February 5th -- is going to be a new national holiday.  It will be declared by Executive Order, with the full backing of the Senate -- it will be called "Trump is Innocent Day," or "No More Illegal Rigged Hoax Witch Hunt Day," or maybe just "President Trump, Your Favorite Totally Innocent President Day."

Note that I can't even write satire or sarcasm anymore.  It's all true now.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Clearly the deep state has failed us.

[pacman 7,379]

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

You didn't think hard enough.  YESTERDAY -- February 5th -- is going to be a new national holiday.  It will be declared by Executive Order, with the full backing of the Senate -- it will be called "Trump is Innocent Day," or "No More Illegal Rigged Hoax Witch Hunt Day," or maybe just "President Trump, Your Favorite Totally Innocent President Day."

Note that I can't even write satire or sarcasm anymore.  It's all true now.

Yes, parody is life now. Nothing more reflective of that State than Rush being awarded a medal, of which he had no qualifications.

[Fozzz 152]

lol nevermind the tens of thousands of Venezuelans our sanctions have killed, the real problem with Trump's policy towards Venezuela is that has not been effective enough in tearing the country apart.

https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/1225156756445286400

Edited February 6, 2020 by Fozzz

[JimmyJames 12,271]

I’m envisioning an either elderly or digitally produced Jeff bridges, holding up a White Russian, and telling everyone to go out and buy some Tito’s vodka to celebrate the trump is finally dead day. 
 

Trump es dia’ muerto. 

[Brisketexan 105,479]

4 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Clearly the deep state has failed us.

You laugh, but the continuing existence of a Trump presidency is a rock-solid refutation of their thesis that there's some deep state apparatus out there.  There's no WAY there could be a deep state and it allows a Trump presidency to continue.  A bit of botulism in a Big Mac, and the problem is solved -- any competent intel apparatus could easily pull that off.

They constantly yell about a bogeyman that they themselves have proven does not exist.

[DDD Dad 14,365]

54 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Here’s POTUS cussing. Totally appropriate. 
 

 

But Pelosi tore up his speech!!!

[F250 28,883]

4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Trump at the breakfast:

 

Sorry if some of the tweets duplicate, don't always have my copies lined up properly.

 

Trump speaking off the cuff to Christian groups is my favorite thing about the Trump presidency. The way he blatantly contradicts the Christian message with no fucks given and then the audience gets a little uncomfortable is comedy gold.

 

 

[GRHorn 105]

24 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

this reality fucking sucks:

 

In reality most people are “very satisfied” with reality. 

https://news.gallup.com/poll/284285/new-high-americans-satisfied-personal-life.aspx?utm_source=twitterbutton&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=sharing

[MaybeACoordinator 8,350]

[Continental Op 3,934]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Gotta punish the folks in Utah for Mitten’s vote   

https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2020/02/06/trump-administration-will-allow-drilling-logging-sensitive-federal-lands-utah/

 

I wonder if Trump will auction off the rights to drill and graze in Ivanka's sensitive Southern sites. 

[elfenix 34,364]

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

He's given or is giving these "Christian" what they want on abortion so it really doesn't matter to them if he doesn't actually practice any of the tenets of the Christian faith. 

the messiah wasn't christian, either.

 

 

(or jewish)

Edited February 6, 2020 by elfenix

[JimmyJames 12,271]

2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

In reality most people are “very satisfied” with reality. 

https://news.gallup.com/poll/284285/new-high-americans-satisfied-personal-life.aspx?utm_source=twitterbutton&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=sharing

I’m also very satisfied with my life. Although like everyone else on this board, it’s nowhere near as good as you say yours is.
 

And I don’t bend the knee and thank dear leader trump for my life like apparently you do. 
 

It will then get even more satisfying when your piece of shit hero is forcibly removed from office after losing the next election. 
 

I don’t hope he dies. But I know he will. And  when that day finally happens, I’ll raise a glass in remembrance of all the great Americans besides himself who fought to allow the freedom for such a total piece of shit to even exist in the first place. 

[TwiceHorn 31,646]

14 minutes ago, F250 said:

Trump speaking off the cuff to Christian groups is my favorite thing about the Trump presidency. The way he blatantly contradicts the Christian message with no fucks given and then the audience gets a little uncomfortable is comedy gold.

 

 

It is hilarious.  It's not like he spews a bunch of good Christian bs and they have to question (or not) his sincerity, as would be the case with most politicians.

He spews a bunch of explicitly unChristian sentiments and well, there you go.

Edited February 6, 2020 by TwiceHorn

[Red Five 41,009]

Do you think Fox News would have cared if Obama held a PC in the White House after being impeached and called the whole thing “bullshit”?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,901]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Do you think Fox News would have cared if Obama held a PC in the White House after being impeached and called the whole thing “bullshit”?

doubt it would even make the chyron

[Biff Tannen 45,753]

21 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

I’m also very satisfied with my life. Although like everyone else on this board, it’s nowhere near as good as you say yours is.
 

And I don’t bend the knee and thank dear leader trump for my life like apparently you do. 
 

It will then get even more satisfying when your piece of shit hero is forcibly removed from office after losing the next election. 
 

I don’t hope he dies. But I know he will. And  when that day finally happens, I’ll raise a glass in remembrance of all the great Americans besides himself who fought to allow the freedom for such a total piece of shit to even exist in the first place. 

This is the difference between dotard cultists and us rational folk.  I also am doing better in my life than I ever have.  I would also take a step back if it meant other people weren't actively being deprived of their rights and generally being treated like 3rd class citizens and I didn't have to watch the destruction of democracy and our governmental institutions by a shit gibbon.

[horncyclist 1,391]

36 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is the difference between dotard cultists and us rational folk.  I also am doing better in my life than I ever have.  I would also take a step back if it meant other people weren't actively being deprived of their rights and generally being treated like 3rd class citizens and I didn't have to watch the destruction of democracy and our governmental institutions by a shit gibbon.

Also you can separate correlation between causation. I'm doing really well too. It has nothing to do with Trump. Nevermind that I believe he's harming me personally in the long run.

[Biff Tannen 45,753]

3 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Also you can separate correlation between causation. I'm doing really well too. It has nothing to do with Trump. Nevermind that I believe he's harming me personally in the long run.

Thinking long term, or the inability to, is the overall issue here.  Our dotard in chief is a shining example of what happens when you aren't able to think beyond one step forward.  Or no steps forward.

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Trump speaking off the cuff to Christian groups is my favorite thing about the Trump presidency. The way he blatantly contradicts the Christian message with no fucks given and then the audience gets a little uncomfortable is comedy gold.

 

 

And then they continue to support him because they are all a bunch of hypocritical, fake-Christian pieces of shit.  

[Mdhorn 5,992]

2 hours ago, CowboyFred said:

what. the. fuck.

This "press conference" is all kinds of fucked up.  He's been rambling about the shooting of republicans at the baseball practice for at least 5 minutes...straight up rambling.  "you know how I could tell you wife loves you? because she was sad...not many wives get sad at those moments" WHAT THE FUCK

Want to know how I know Trump is used to paying for it?

Edited February 6, 2020 by Mdhorn

[Chooky 13,321]

Most people get kind of sad when a complete stranger gets shot.  He doesn't know how to people.

[Eskimohorn 5,644]

Also you can separate correlation between causation. I'm doing really well too. It has nothing to do with Trump. Nevermind that I believe he's harming me personally in the long run.

Had ACA been strengthened, had we no tariffs, had we no government stoppages, had we not doubled the deficit by comping taxes, the economy would be both more robust for more people and more stable in the future.

[Red Five 41,009]

2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Most people get kind of sad when a complete stranger gets shot.  He doesn't know how to people.

It gets kind of awkward when he stands up there and basically says "no woman has ever loved me!", but doesn't realize it. 

[4th&Five 41,619]

His wife despises him just like ours!!!

[Chad Fuck 17,829]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It gets kind of awkward when he stands up there and basically says "no woman has ever loved me!", but doesn't realize it. 

 

[F250 28,883]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

It is hilarious.  It's not like he spews a bunch of good Christian bs and they have to question (or not) his sincerity, as would be the case with most politicians.

He spews a bunch of explicitly unChristian sentiments and well, there you go.

It kind of reminds me of the beginning of The Young Pope series when the Pope announces to the crowd in Saint Peter's Square "We have forgotten to masturbate!"

[Tuco 5,084]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

His wife despises him just like ours!!!

There's a lot of truth in that.  I think many Democratic politicians don't realize how ineffective some of their speeches about equality are to men who hate their wives. 

[Biff Tannen 45,753]

2 minutes ago, Tuco said:

There's a lot of truth in that.  I think many Democratic politicians don't realize how ineffective some of their speeches about equality are to men who hate their wives. 

Sad but true.

[tx 3 putt 77,650]

24 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Want to know how I know Trump is used to paying for it?

You have to pay extra for them to act sad 

[Brisketexan 105,479]

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

You have to pay extra for them to act sad 

I don't!  

Wait.....

Oh......

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,901]

$5 Barron isn't actually his kid: