Donald Trump 2020

[bolverk 29668]

5 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I could see where he might have a small wig in back to cover up a large bald spot, with a hideous combover that is used to integrate the wig.  I think there was something like that in the opening scene of American Hustle.  Honestly, his hair looks stupid, but you have to give props for successfully hiding a bald spot if that is what he is doing. 

Whatever it is, it's no match for a nice gust of wind. But, as someone said on the previous page, my first thought was that it looked a bit like a cochlear.

[yoladu 4093]

21 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

honestly, the best part is that the white house thought that these videos actually made the president look good and released them to the public.

 

[Guest Lobo]

21 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Whatever it is, it's no match for a nice gust of wind. But, as someone said on the previous page, my first thought was that it looked a bit like a cochlear.

Jesus, it looks like that scene in "Empire" when you get a glimpse of the back of Vader's head with his helmet off in his private chamber.  

There's still good in you Donald, I know it! 

Narrator:  There wasn't 

[DixonHur 11296]

24 minutes ago, yoladu said:

 

[Biff Tannen 45676]

15 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump keeps on griftin' griftin' griftin' .... into the future...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/newly-obtained-documents-show-157000-in-additional-payments-by-the-secret-service-to-trump-properties/2020/03/05/7da2a610-5cbd-11ea-b014-4fafa866bb81_story.html


 

 

As much fun as it is to poke fun at his wretched disfigurement, let's focus on the important things people.  This money should all be clawed back after he is convicted of defrauding the American public.  If we end up with a Dem president and he is in any way let off the hook, I will fucking riot.

[Chad Fuck 17671]

41 minutes ago, yoladu said:

 

I'm still astounded he even asked this question, in that room full of experts.  This guy doesn't understand high school biology.  

 

[Chad Fuck 17671]

18 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

[4th&Five 41525]

9 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I'm still astounded he even asked this question, in that room full of experts.  This guy doesn't understand high school biology.  

 

High School? He wouldn’t pass my 11 year olds science class. You think this moron could memorize the periodic table?

[Chad Fuck 17671]

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

High School? He wouldn’t pass my 11 year olds science class. You think this moron could memorize the periodic table?

They're making kids so much smarter these days...

 

[4th&Five 41525]

13 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Tomorrow, he will tweet that its fake news and he never said he wanted to cut Medicare and Social Security.

 

 

Welp, you nailed it. 

 

[Chooky 13307]

The "Biden is riddled with dementia" notion is frustrating to me.  His brain might be slightly brittle due to age, but Biden's problem isn't due to a slow deterioration.  Joe Biden is dumb.  He's always been dumb and he has been lighting himself on fire by simply talking since the 80's.  No matter how many times he's told, he can't speak to people without awkwardly touching them because his idiocy comes from an innate, simian core of stupid instinct that he can't ignore.  He's incapable of speaking to other humans without playing with their hair or a button on their shirt like an infant who can't process their environment without physically touching it.  He has managed to be stone fucking stupid multiple times without intense scrutiny.  

His overall image has somehow managed to be maintained by multiple appearances on cable news to discuss ONE topic for 40 seconds in the last 20 years.  I remember when he looked keen and concise by railing against the Iraq War on MSNBC.  It was an appearance that lasted about a minute with Chris Matthews.  But the second it was over all you could say was "nice segment, Joe, but you voted for that war, you potato-brained drool tube."  

Joe Biden is dumb.  He's old, but he's not dumb because he's old.  He's just dumb as a fucking stump because he's dumb.  9 months of intensely parsing every sentence recklessly mumbled by Joe Biden will immerse all of us in a swirling toilet flush idiocy.  Maybe it won't matter.  Trump said some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard in 2015 and won.  We're about to witness a bonanza festival of idiocy with two presidential candidates in the name of mainstream normalcy.  This election might be decided by who luckily manages to bump into the least sharp-cornered objects.  Hopefully every room will have covered wall sockets and smooth, rounded edges on the furniture.  Godspeed.  We're all counting on you.   

[Chad Fuck 17671]

That weird show where he's asking about the flu vaccine, and he's asking the stupid question and fixates on "months" when the FDA/CDC guys are telling him, "Maybe we'll have a prototype vaccine by then, but it'll be a year and a half until we have something real,"  that's him grabbing onto a set up.  He's going to come out in a few months when this thing is fully developed and people have coronavirus all over and say, "Those guys at the CDC/FDA are the ones to blame.  You heard them say vaccine in a month."  After all, he has an election to win.

 

 

[DixonHur 11296]

2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Maybe it won't matter.  Trump said some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard in 2015 and won.

True, but GOP base is a lot less educated than Dem base, so I don't know that it's an even playing field.

[Jack Straw 2954]

32 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

If we end up with a Dem president and he is in any way let off the hook, I will fucking riot.

the rioting should have started a long, long time ago - and continued until Trump was physically removed from the White House.  
 

and he will be let off the hook once he is out of office, whenever that is.  just like he has been with everything else.  it will be chalked up to “moving on and healing.”  there will be no meaningful consequences for Trump or any of his criminal family members of administration beyond what is already in the books (much of which will likely go away via pardons).  they are all going to skate. 

[Chooky 13307]

Just now, DixonHur said:

True, but GOP base is a lot less educated than Dem base, so I don't know that it's an even playing field.

The left will likely resent Biden's idiocy while the rural base of Trump will cheer and agree that we need more forest fires.  Biden's dumbness will be frowned upon and Trump's ignorance will be cheered and repeated in chants. 

I have my doubts about Bernie's ability to win.  I'm probably wrong but I bought into the panic about a doomed candidacy.  This will be painful to watch.  I hope Biden somehow wins so we can maybe stumble to another election where we accidentally end up with someone intelligent.  This is the dream.   

[Biff Tannen 45676]

5 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

the rioting should have started a long, long time ago - and continued until Trump was physically removed from the White House.  
 

and he will be let off the hook once he is out of office, whenever that is.  just like he has been with everything else.  it will be chalked up to “moving on and healing.”  there will be no meaningful consequences for Trump or any of his criminal family members of administration beyond what is already in the books (much of which will likely go away via pardons).  they are all going to skate. 

Well then I guess I better sharpen my pitchfork

 

[Woland 733]

I look at those pictures, think of Melania, and then think of Catherine Parr having to be married to Henry VIII at the end of his life.

[DixonHur 11296]

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well then I guess I better sharpen my pitchfork

 

Wait, you're not one of those pitchfork people trying to take my torch are you?!

Edited March 6, 2020 by DixonHur

[Gap03 3304]

11 minutes ago, Chooky said:

The left will likely resent Biden's idiocy while the rural base of Trump will cheer and agree that we need more forest fires.  Biden's dumbness will be frowned upon and Trump's ignorance will be cheered and repeated in chants. 

I have my doubts about Bernie's ability to win.  I'm probably wrong but I bought into the panic about a doomed candidacy.  This will be painful to watch.  I hope Biden somehow wins so we can maybe stumble to another election where we accidentally end up with someone intelligent.  This is the dream.   

What are the chances that the Dems use the 25th Amendment on Biden if he manages to get elected?  The problem, I suppose, is that he will have been elected after already showing signs of cognitive decline, so people will say "this is the guy the people wanted" (just like with Trump's corruption and lunacy).  Because of that, he'd have to go off a cliff for anyone to be willing to take action.  Still, given the Democratic Party isn't a cult, it would seem possible that we'd manage to get a competent president before 2024.  Fingers crossed for a truly strong running mate for Biden, just in case.  

[jimmyjazz 45900]

I think the odds of 25A being enforced in my lifetime are zero.

[Blotto 23498]

4 minutes ago, Woland said:

I look at those pictures, think of Melania, and then think of Catherine Parr having to be married to Henry VIII at the end of his life.

Lulz. More like "getting to be married." Melania would be getting fisted for tokens on chaturbate to pay the rent if she didnt manage to attach herself to Donald's bank account. 

[Chad Fuck 17671]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Lulz. More like "getting to be married." Melania would be getting fisted for tokens on chaturbate to pay the rent if she didnt manage to attach herself to Donald's bank account. 

Indeed.  She knew what she was getting into.  She's just another grifter running with her own kind.  

[Biff Tannen 45676]

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I think the odds of 25A being enforced in my lifetime are zero.

This.  If it wasn't enforced on the current dotard, it won't be used on anyone.  And c'mon.  Joe isn't senile, he's just a dipshit that talks faster than the words get from his brain to his mouth.

[TwiceHorn 31451]

He has a quarter melded to his skull.

[Mo Horn 8832]

I think his definition of mean is different than mine. 

[TwiceHorn 31451]

Also talent.  She has more talent in her pinky fingernail than he does in his whole bloated corpse.

[DigglerontheHoof 21191]

How can it be that every fucking single word out of his mouth is a goddamned lie. 

[High Plains Drifter 11036]

2 hours ago, gmr548 said:

I think the point that he's working way too hard to maintain his appearance - i.e wearing a wig, spray tan, etc. - giveb that he looks like raw chicken left on the counter overnight.

 

In other words: Vanity.

 

Is there one of the seven deadlies that he doesn't commit regularly?

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21191]

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

In other words: Vanity.

 

Is there one of the seven deadlies that he doesn't commit regularly?

 

I'd say envy but you know damn well he envies real billionaires, so....no. 

[conVINCEd 21469]

4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'd say envy but you know damn well he envies real billionaires, so....no. 

He certainly envies Kush and whoever else is fucking Ivanka.

[High Plains Drifter 11036]

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

Whatever it is, it's no match for a nice gust of wind. But, as someone said on the previous page, my first thought was that it looked a bit like a cochlear.

 

Remember that scene in Empire Strikes Back (I think that was the right one) when you caught a glimpse of the back of Vader's head?

[Biff Tannen 45676]

4 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

He certainly envies Kush and whoever else is fucking Ivanka.

This would be one of my main attack points if I were debating him.  "HE WANTS TO FUCK HIS OWN DAUGHTER!"

I'm also not a politician for a reason.

[Bateshorn 9927]

1 hour ago, Woland said:

I look at those pictures, think of Melania, and then think of Catherine Parr having to be married to Henry VIII at the end of his life.

This is a deep cut and I am extremely here for it.

[jimmyjazz 45900]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This would be one of my main attack points if I were debating him.  "HE WANTS TO FUCK HIS OWN DAUGHTER!"

I'm also not a politician for a reason.

I'd vote for you if that was part of your platform.

[Chad Fuck 17671]

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This would be one of my main attack points if I were debating him.  "HE WANTS TO FUCK HIS OWN DAUGHTER!"

I'm also not a politician for a reason.

I think there are plenty of maga types who'd nod, look at each other and say to themselves, "I get it."

[DigglerontheHoof 21191]

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

I think there are plenty of maga types who'd nod, look at each other and say to themselves, "I get it."

Yep would only strengthen his hold on the SEC.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

As much fun as it is to poke fun at his wretched disfigurement, let's focus on the important things people.  This money should all be clawed back after he is convicted of defrauding the American public.  If we end up with a Dem president and he is in any way let off the hook, I will fucking riot.

I'm preparing myself for the Biden pardon in order to "heal the nation". You know Mitch and company will be screaming from the hills for it.

[Chooky 13307]

2 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I think there are plenty of maga types who'd nod, look at each other and say to themselves, "I get it."

"Global elites looking down on us and telling us what to do."

[Chad Fuck 17671]

1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I'm preparing myself for the Biden pardon in order to "heal the nation". You know Mitch and company will be screaming from the hills for it.

If only because they think that'll keep people from looking into them.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

The left will likely resent Biden's idiocy while the rural base of Trump will cheer and agree that we need more forest fires.  Biden's dumbness will be frowned upon and Trump's ignorance will be cheered and repeated in chants. 

I have my doubts about Bernie's ability to win.  I'm probably wrong but I bought into the panic about a doomed candidacy.  This will be painful to watch.  I hope Biden somehow wins so we can maybe stumble to another election where we accidentally end up with someone intelligent.  This is the dream.   

Corona virus could also help us out with candidates on both sides. 

[BrickHorn 18219]

49 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I think his definition of mean is different than mine. 

Also his definition of “like.”

[Dnaguy 11947]

50 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I think his definition of mean is different than mine. 

If he’s using mean as in average... and that he’s not of average intelligence.

Then yes. He’s not mean.

[BrickHorn 18219]

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

The "Biden is riddled with dementia" notion is frustrating to me.  His brain might be slightly brittle due to age, but Biden's problem isn't due to a slow deterioration.  Joe Biden is dumb.  He's always been dumb and he has been lighting himself on fire by simply talking since the 80's.  No matter how many times he's told, he can't speak to people without awkwardly touching them because his idiocy comes from an innate, simian core of stupid instinct that he can't ignore.  He's incapable of speaking to other humans without playing with their hair or a button on their shirt like an infant who can't process their environment without physically touching it.  He has managed to be stone fucking stupid multiple times without intense scrutiny.  

His overall image has somehow managed to be maintained by multiple appearances on cable news to discuss ONE topic for 40 seconds in the last 20 years.  I remember when he looked keen and concise by railing against the Iraq War on MSNBC.  It was an appearance that lasted about a minute with Chris Matthews.  But the second it was over all you could say was "nice segment, Joe, but you voted for that war, you potato-brained drool tube."  

Joe Biden is dumb.  He's old, but he's not dumb because he's old.  He's just dumb as a fucking stump because he's dumb.  9 months of intensely parsing every sentence recklessly mumbled by Joe Biden will immerse all of us in a swirling toilet flush idiocy.  Maybe it won't matter.  Trump said some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard in 2015 and won.  We're about to witness a bonanza festival of idiocy with two presidential candidates in the name of mainstream normalcy.  This election might be decided by who luckily manages to bump into the least sharp-cornered objects.  Hopefully every room will have covered wall sockets and smooth, rounded edges on the furniture.  Godspeed.  We're all counting on you.   

Biden might be the Dems’ W, but I’ll take it.  It’s early morning in America.  As in 1:59 AM at the Dirty 6th shots bar.  This is no time to be picky.    

Edited March 6, 2020 by BrickHorn

[Dnaguy 11947]

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Biden might be the Dems’ W, but I’ll take it.  It’s early morning in America.  As in 1:59 at the Dirty 6th shots bar.  This is no time to be picky.    

Joe Biden:

America’s Presidential slump buster.

[Queen Bitch 1692]

I suspect Biden is going to provide the Dems with many, many embarrassing clips over the years if elected. 

The good news is the bar is very, very, very, very, very (you get the idea) low.

[Biff Tannen 45676]

23 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I'm preparing myself for the Biden pardon in order to "heal the nation". You know Mitch and company will be screaming from the hills for it.

Torches and pitchforks man.  No quarter for Mitch and his band of traitors.

[henrygandorf 29189]

32 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I'm preparing myself for the Biden pardon in order to "heal the nation". You know Mitch and company will be screaming from the hills for it.

i think mitch and company will forget who donald trump is the minute he stops being president.

"i might've taken a picture with this trump guy, but i don't really know him.  i take pictures with a lot of people."

[Thrawn 538]

4 hours ago, Captainant said:

whats he been working on? Specifically.

It is gotdamn hard work keeping up with that hair. 

[Dnaguy 11947]

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i think mitch and company will forget who donald trump is the minute he stops being president.

"i might've taken a picture with this trump guy, but i don't really know him.  i take pictures with a lot of people."

This. They’re going to run so far away from him the minute he’s out of office ...

“Trump? Trump who? The reality TV guy from the apprentice?“

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i think mitch and company will forget who donald trump is the minute he stops being president.

"i might've taken a picture with this trump guy, but i don't really know him.  i take pictures with a lot of people."

He will still have Twitter, OAN, and 50 million rubes hanging on his every word. Trump will still have some control of Mitch, Graham, etc.