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Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

Karenthians is the preferred spelling.

"And upon arriving with thy reservation confirmation number in hand, she asketh unto God, may I speaketh with thine Manger Manager?"  

Guest Lobo
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3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Thank the sweet lord these people are dumb - imagine what they could do if they were even moderately smart.

 

Zelenko and Zelinsky?  

If you're not completely reminded of Elaine Benes trying to get an appointment with Doctors Zorn or Zoutraph because they were on vacation...you're dead inside. 

I can't fucking believe this administration and its supporters are basically a deleted scene from a Seinfeld episode.  Can you guys just finally admit you were duped by a traveling salesman with a capital T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for Pool.  

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When does Seinfeld, the Musical plan on opening after the virus has been burned to embers? I would pay to see that. (the musical, I'm not holding out hope on the virus just yet)

Cash your checks, seniors, the Trump campaign has merch for you:

 

Guest Lobo
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The mask makes sense, I'd be embarrassed to get made at one of his rallies as well.  

The real question is when do the Trump-branded Covid-19 tests hit the marketplace?  

"you've got Dumb.  

Not just stupid pants, but full blown Dumb." 

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34 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Zelenko and Zelinsky?  

If you're not completely reminded of Elaine Benes trying to get an appointment with Doctors Zorn or Zoutraph because they were on vacation...you're dead inside. 

I can't fucking believe this administration and its supporters are basically a deleted scene from a Seinfeld episode.  Can you guys just finally admit you were duped by a traveling salesman with a capital T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for Pool.  

I think he was trying to contact the auto parts king, to make masks or something.

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On 4/30/2020 at 1:04 AM, Bama Chick said:

He needs to get some sleep.

He’s got a full day of television watching tomorrow.

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I'm actually better at nicknames than somebody.

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36 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Biden is actually uniquely able to get shit back in order better than any other candidate because he was actually there when it was implemented in the first place. Somehow this is the first time my brain is putting this together. 

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6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

65,000 dead Americans on his watch. Nada about them but...

 

Ask not what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. I can do whatever the hell I want, you don't own me. I own you.

 

True patriotism isn't cheap. It's about taking on a fair share of the burden of keeping America going. Fuck you, I've got mine!

 

Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong. I'm going to wave my Trump and Confederate flags all I want, so suck it libtards!
 

We, the People, recognize that we have responsibilities as well as rights; that our destinies are bound together; that a freedom which only asks what's in it for me, a freedom without a commitment to others, a freedom without love or charity or duty or patriotism, is unworthy of our founding ideals, and those who died in their defense. People died so you could wear that awful tan suit!

Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death! I never wear a life vest when I'm boating! I'm no Beto weenie socialist!

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Trump has effectively transferred his failures onto all of the governors so that they are now in no-win situations. Damned if you open. Damned if you don’t.

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4 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Yet another example of trump hatred of dogs. 

Dogs are the most intelligent animals we know. Trump hating them is very illuminating.

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