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All work and no play makes Donny want to nuke things. 

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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He has a shitty swing. 
 


That actually looks worse than I remember.

I'd like to see you guys bringing your best Spieth with Trump's crippling bone spurs.  Yeesh.

39 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

He has a shitty swing. 

 

Everything he has is shitty.  Everything.  And 40% of Americans adore him for it.  

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd like to see you guys bringing your best Spieth with Trump's crippling bone spurs.  Yeesh.

Has to adjust his swing for the ever increasing lifts he feels he must wear to maintain that towering physique.

2 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Has to adjust his swing for the ever increasing lifts he feels he must wear to maintain that towering physique.

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I was wondering how Steven Tyler got an invite.

 

20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I know how to show those folks I support them -- I'll do something that will kill a bunch of them, especially the demographic within that REALLY supports me!

 

In the American church, the Gospel has been replaced by self-actualization and worship of self. It’s most blatant in the prosperity churches (live your best life), but’s much more widespread than that. There’s a tension between the Gospel and American values. Among many of my evangelical friends, staying home from church is interpreted through the the inward-looking “fearing death” rather than the outward-looking “loving our neighbor.” They are concerned with how the crisis impact them. God has been replaced by self. 
 

Church involvement has been a wonderful part of my life and missing out on weekly services has been a great loss in my life. It’s been an imposition on my life and I resent it. There’s nothing wrong with acknowledging this, but the Christian response should be to lay down our lives for one another and serving our communities. This service includes not meeting. Real leadership would have recast this whole mess in these terms. Sadly, we have something worse than no leadership; we have leadership by chaos and division.
 

I’ve seen the argument that the church has historically met during pandemics and that God kept them safe, but the way this is framed is a perversion of the Gospel. The church that continued meeting during past pandemics did so in service to their community and at their own cost and peril. They were essentially doing what health care workers are doing now. They didn’t meet for themselves, but as a ministry to their community. Sunday school is a wonderful ministry, but it’s ultimately an inward looking one.

Largely in America, the church meetings that have been fighting to reopen (no one is shutting down their food pantries) are meeting for the sake of Christian fellowship. This is a good thing, but a good thing that can be sacrificed for the sake of our communities. 
 

Christians shouldn’t fear what can destroy their bodies, but that which can destroy their souls. This false Gospel will do both.

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Proud of my hometown. Thanks, lady. 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd like to see you guys bringing your best Spieth with Trump's crippling bone spurs.  Yeesh.

I don't think blaming your caddy for bad shots has anything to do with bone spurs

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Proud of my hometown. Thanks, lady. 

 

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

When your DXL big and tall store shirt neck size is 20 and you still can't button the top button you should probably take the "Wuhan flu" a bit more seriously.

 

18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

He's probably angling to get it named a historic location, then will use that to justify property tax exemption.  Also would falsely inflate the property value for using as loan collateral...but then he'd never do that right?  Not old Honest Don!?!

29 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

That's only about 12 Americans dead per stroke.  No bigly deal.

"It is my great honor to have preserved this historic section of the Potomac River!"

JFK couldn't have said it any better.

One can only hope many Republican voters go all Susan Ross when doing mail-in voting.  

I know better than to be surprised, but holy shit, this man is a pathetic human being.  If my 16 YO ever acted like Trump I would beat the shit out of him and ground him for years.

Well, beating the shit out of him might be a problem beyond my means, but I'd definitely ground him for years.

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I know better than to be surprised, but holy shit, this man is a pathetic human being.  If my 16 YO ever acted like Trump I would beat the shit out of him and ground him for years.

Well, beating the shit out of him might be a problem beyond my means, but I'd definitely ground him for years.

What would you do if you knew your 16 year old was liking Donald Trump tweets?

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

"It is my great honor to have preserved this historic section of the Potomac River!"

JFK couldn't have said it any better.

it’s the exclamation point that makes it art. 

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

His sadistic cruel streak and tax fraud notwithstanding, I am considering composing a sternly worded letter to the President. How can he not mention on this momentous plaque, on this momentous occasion, on this momentous site, that these many great fictitious American northern and southern soldiers in this fictitious battle died like dogs?! Sad.

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Looking forward to taking my daughter one day to whatever Florida golf course is his final resting place. I’ll wait until she’s old enough...to watch for cops while I piss on his fucking grave.

Men (and bamachick), It’s almost game time.  When push comes to shove these fucks will fold fast af.  
 

And I’m about to crawl off the ledge and start shoving.  Nothing cryptic.  It’s just about time we can get to work.  

8 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

He has a shitty swing. 

 

Seriously. Jesus Christ. Golf is probably the one thing he has actually put work into and that ugly ass swing is the result? No wonder he needs the foot wedge.

Lulz, staggers two steps after the swing, and can barely walk back to the cart...

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True this - by spouting this conspiracy nonsense about Joe Scarbrough, the dead woman's family gets put through the emotional meat grinder over and over again thanks to Trump and his MAGAts.

 

3 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Trying to fuck the unemployment rate chicken ain’t going to age well real quick like 

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

In hindsight, Carter got a bad rap.  Looking forward to Trump swinging a hammer at Habitat for Humanity projects into his 90s.

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

I sure can't wait until he's dead.

FIFY

11 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

In hindsight, Carter got a bad rap.  

Putting aside his presidency, Carter is easily the most decent human to have held the presidency in the past 100 years. 

24 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Trying to fuck the unemployment rate chicken ain’t going to age well real quick like 

Will ALL CAPS help?

Trump genuinely thinks the criminal justice reforms done by Kim Kardashian plus the rankings of Kanye West will win him the  black vote. 

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