Donald Trump 2020

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

12 minutes ago, softlynow said:

What's the drop dead date for the GOP to replace him as the nominee?

It seems like the unravelling of what little mind he had to begin with is accelerating. A functional GOP would've booted him long ago, but even the shell that remains should be working on it right now.

You seem to be under the misimpression that the GOP hasn't indelibly cast its lot with Trump. Separating conjoined twins would be a simpler operation, as much as the GOP might fantasize about the prospect.

[jimmyjazz 45899]

46 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 And the fact that he chooses words in his field of vision means he can't remember the 5 words that were on the test. 

I suspect that Huckleberry is hinting at some revisionist, post-interview camera work.

[Player 4575]

I remember my grandmother taking one of these cognitive tests a few years ago. When she was done, the home health care person who was administering the test asked her to write down just one question that she would like to ask the home health care agent. 

Her question - "Why do you ask so many dumb questions?" 

My grandmother will turn 106 in September (God willing and the creek don't rise), and she still thinks Trump is a moron. 

[henrygandorf 29189]

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

not to mention that the clock is already ticking on social security’s solvency.

according to the clock the president drew, social security will be just fine.

[Jive Turkey 12594]

Trump is skeered of Obama getting involved. 

 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

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Remember, I wouldn’t even be here if it weren’t for them. I wouldn’t be President. 

that's. . . . actually true.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

10 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump is skeered of Obama getting involved. 

 

also, what is the *positive* version of that tweet?  Is he not saying "My presidency, being horrible, is a consequence of the previous presidency being horrible"? 

[Superhero 8828]

1 hour ago, shakahorn said:

So when Trump says the last five questions are very hard, one of them is basically, what day is it, and where are we?  Last time I saw someone fail this, they had been hit in the head by Mike Tyson.

Another one is, name all the words you can think of that begin with "f" and you have to come up with 11 in less than a minute.  No way he gets this right, even if you spot him the two obvious ones he'd get.

I bet he knows tremendous, terrible, terrorists, twitter.

He probably doesn't the words treasonous and traitor, because he doesn't react to those when people call him that.

Edited July 23, 2020 by Superhero
because

[Jive Turkey 12594]

Trump is calling Daddy.  I’m sure they talked about much more.

 

[henrygandorf 29189]

14 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump is calling Daddy.  I’m sure they talked about much more.

 

things discussed: cognitive tests.  confederate statues.  will fauci one-hop his pitch tonight?

things not discussed: russian bounty scandal.

 

[Eskimohorn 5633]

My Dad was getting assessed by a VA doc to possibly bump his disability, which could increase if a determination of dementia was confirmed. He had already had two docs diagnose it.

 

There came a part where they asked him what he had for breakfast, and without missing a beat he answered “eggs, bacon, toast, coffee.”

 

The doc looked over to me but I had no idea what he ate for breakfast. He was trying to show off how sharp he was by just making up shit. All the while, not realizing or remembering why he was actually there.

 

Its a good thing my dad wasnt running the country!

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

3 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

My Dad was getting assessed by a VA doc to possibly bump his disability, which could increase if a determination of dementia was confirmed. He had already had two docs diagnose it.

 

There came a part where they asked him what he had for breakfast, and without missing a beat he answered “eggs, bacon, toast, coffee.”

 

The doc looked over to me but I had no idea what he ate for breakfast. He was trying to show off how sharp he was by just making up shit. All the while, not realizing or remembering why he was actually there.

 

Its a good thing my dad wasnt running the country!

I have no idea who your dad is but actually it would be better if he was running the country than what we have now.  I am positive of that.

[Red Five 40852]

I just heard Trump call testing "overrated". 

The president has a new tone and cares now!!

[TXSG8R 3362]

So Trump is pro-cognitive testing because he can boast about acing something that is supposed to show you aren't a potato with legs, but anti-covid testing that can potentially save lives.  Seems legit.  

[4th&Five 41525]

Just now, Red Five said:

I just heard Trump call testing "overrated". 

The president has a new tone and cares now!!

for us.  he'll continue to get tested and have everyone around him tested.

[henrygandorf 29189]

if all of his internal polling has him winning, then why would he need a new tone?

[DaysOff 7947]

Sack sighting in the wild.

The tailgate was even worse. Three wooden boards with "trump #1 mr badass" spray painted in red.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5112]

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

that's. . . . actually true.

Yeah but not because they did a terrible job, but because Obama made the mistake of presidenting while black, and did it well enough that white people were forced to realize that they truly aren't better than black people, which freaked them out and sent them to full on crazy.  I really really wish I could still not believe that.  But the evidence at this point is clear.

[4th&Five 41525]

legit lulz at this shit.  what a moron.

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

2 hours ago, shakahorn said:

So when Trump says the last five questions are very hard, one of them is basically, what day is it, and where are we?  Last time I saw someone fail this, they had been hit in the head by Mike Tyson.

Another one is, name all the words you can think of that begin with "f" and you have to come up with 11 in less than a minute.  No way he gets this right, even if you spot him the two obvious ones he'd get.

Fuck face, fast food, fat, failure, facist, feces, fake, fool, fraud

Those are just words that come to mind when thinking about Trump.

[Hank Kingsley 20918]

 

 

Edited July 23, 2020 by Hank Kingsley

[Biff Tannen 45673]

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

legit lulz at this shit.  what a moron.

 

 

THE HORROR

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Starting in 2015, President Barack Obama’s Department of Housing and Urban Development floated a cookie-cutter requirement for “balanced housing” in every suburb. “Balanced” meant affordable even for people who need federal vouchers. Towns were obligated to “do more than simply not discriminate,” as a 2013 HUD proposal explained. Rather, towns had to make it possible for low-income minorities to choose suburban living and provide “adequate support to make their choices possible.”

 

[Bruh Man 3160]

6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

 

[kevwun 15774]

I want to feel sorry for her, but if she was a decent person, she would have smothered Stephen with a pillow when he was a child.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

35 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

legit lulz at this shit.  what a moron.

 

So some right wing nut job writes an article that can be summed up in two sentences. 

1)  The Republicans realize they lost the suburban soccer mom vote to the Democrats so we need to do something to scare those people back to voting for Trump

2)  If you elect Joe Biden he will move black and brown people to your comfortable "white" suburbs.

[SydneyCarton 48076]

32 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

 

I mean, I get it. To Stephen Miller Covid means "Dark Person." So he probably thinks his grandmother was just strangled by a Mexican. 

[RomaVicta 29905]

35 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

 

Wow. I recall Charles Colson's quote that he'd walk over his own grandmother for Richard Nixon. It was considered hyperbole back then. Sort makes the Nixon years look quaint. 

[MissingInAction 25037]

Thanks, twitter.

[Mo Horn 8832]

So we know that whoever does this will be the next special investigator to be fired. 

[Michael Knight 12977]

 

[yoladu 4093]

15 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Y’all I just realized he didn’t make up or recall his actual test question. “Person. Woman Man. Camera. TV.” - he’s just reciting what’s in his field of vision. Watch his eyes.

Person (Television producer)
Woman (Kayleigh McWhatsherface)
Man (Cameraman)
Camera (Television Camera)
TV (Monitor to see the playback)

Trump is Keyser Söze?!

[hayden_horn 11362]

lulz.

 

[yoladu 4093]

27 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So some right wing nut job writes an article that can be summed up in two sentences. 

1)  The Republicans realize they lost the suburban soccer mom vote to the Democrats so we need to do something to scare those people back to voting for Trump

2)  If you elect Joe Biden he will move black and brown people to your comfortable "white" suburbs.

and likely the call was put out from the White House to the right wing nut jobs to begin generating said articles so that Trump could begin to point to them.

Insidious

[Jack Straw 2954]

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

 

ah, well, nevertheless.

[Al Czervik 1229]

15 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Were they blowing up a ball bearing factory?

When aren't they not blowing up ball bearing factories?  Such shenanigans.

[4th&Five 41525]

calling working moms housewives is a great way to get their votes back.  4-D chess as always.

[Hank Kingsley 20918]

Apparently Trump thinks the suburbs are full of Betty Drapers. 

 

 

[Brisketexan 105095]

13 minutes ago, yoladu said:

and likely the call was put out from the White House to the right wing nut jobs to begin generating said articles so that Trump could begin to point to them.

Insidious

That's exactly what has happened.  Feedback loop.  All dog whistles: "BEWARE!  DARK PEOPLE COMING TO A NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU!"

[Bama Chick 28596]

calling working moms housewives is a great way to get their votes back.  4-D chess as always.

You beat me to it.

Fucking “housewives”???

Women - especially Black women - are going to be the force that drives these backwards dinosaurs out of office.

Fucking “housewives”. SMH.

[softlynow 1814]

3 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

You seem to be under the misimpression that the GOP hasn't indelibly cast its lot with Trump. Separating conjoined twins would be a simpler operation, as much as the GOP might fantasize about the prospect.

I know very well how things are. But I've lived through caring for family members who showed cognitive decline in their last years. This is quite possibly picking up momentum to the point the 25th would be inarguably necessary. Spare me the hyperbolics about Moscow Mitch. Yes, I know he's an evil, incomparably corrupt and spineless POS. But if, for example, Trump's laughably tiny vocabulary is reduced, as it was for my grandmother, to a single word or none at all, he's got no choice.

[Dnaguy 11943]

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Beau Vine 54211]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

legit lulz at this shit.  what a moron.

 

HAHAHA.  Is Suburban Housewives of America an actual organization or is he just randomly capitalizing words?

[Biff Tannen 45673]

13 minutes ago, softlynow said:

I know very well how things are. But I've lived through caring for family members who showed cognitive decline in their last years. This is quite possibly picking up momentum to the point the 25th would be inarguably necessary. Spare me the hyperbolics about Moscow Mitch. Yes, I know he's an evil, incomparably corrupt and spineless POS. But if, for example, Trump's laughably tiny vocabulary is reduced, as it was for my grandmother, to a single word or none at all, he's got no choice.

As much fun as it is to imagine this, it's not going to happen.  He may be a dumbshit on the verge of dementia, but he's not going to collapse into a blubbering puddle before November.  No more so than he already is anyway.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

legit lulz at this shit.  what a moron.

 

[lemonlime 5503]

 

[Brisketexan 105095]

22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

HAHAHA.  Is Suburban Housewives of America an actual organization or is he just randomly capitalizing words?

What it is....is a VERY effective search on Pornhub.....I mean, so I've heard.  From a friend.  Or something.

[crash_davis 23107]

what was trump talking about there?

[Brisketexan 105095]

Just now, crash_davis said:

what was trump talking about there?

you're going to have to be WAY more specific -- you could be referring to literally any given moment of his presidency.

[crash_davis 23107]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

you're going to have to be WAY more specific -- you could be referring to literally any given moment of his presidency.

the latest lincoln project ad.

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/13045-donald-trump-2020/&do=findComment&comment=2414233

[Brisketexan 105095]

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

the latest lincoln project ad.

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/13045-donald-trump-2020/&do=findComment&comment=2414233

Yeah....he's bragging about passing a test that's administered to determine not whether you are smart, but whether you are competent enough not to regularly shit yourself and walk out into traffic.  He PASSED!  Which puts him right up there with [checks notes] literally everyone over the age of 6 who is not 1) legally mentally challenged or 2) diagnosed with full-on dementia.  Real bragging material.