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Let me be candid and honest here my man. I cannot be sympathetic to your comments because this is how adult life has always been. From the moment I stepped out of my home and headed off to college I h

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it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes. As my husband you should listen to it and summarize for me in whatever limited vernacular you can muster. 
 

It was a nice try though. 

No need to get your panties in a wad.

Remember to prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up,  ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

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Just ribbing you a bit man. I have a couple kids. Terrible 2s is real. But no one ever talks about the Terrible 3s. Good luck with the kid, he's lucky to have you.

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6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Counterpoint: I’m currently the primary parent for a 2.5 year old stuck in a house during lockdown. There is no 50 minutes. 

Stuck with a 3 and 5 year old who were used to going places, doing things, and seeing other children. No family that can help within 180 miles. We are basically in survival mode doing everything we can to maintain our sanity.

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10 minutes ago, Superhero said:

No need to get your panties in a wad.

Remember to prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up,  ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

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Just ribbing you a bit man. I have a couple kids. Terrible 2s is real. But no one ever talks about the Terrible 3s. Good luck with the kid, he's lucky to have you.

Dude I know, I was just ribbing you back. Panties remain un-wadded. 

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3 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Stuck with a 3 and 5 year old who were used to going places, doing things, and seeing other children. No family that can help within 180 miles. We are basically in survival mode doing everything we can to maintain our sanity.

Yeah, we’re in a similar boat. Wife’s a bit incapacitated and we don’t trust either of our parents. Good news is vodka!

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The Yankees are probably friendly with him, so they won't put him on blast, but it was evident the moment he mentioned that at his PC that he made it up out of thin air.
I actually checked to see if the Yankees had a home game that day and was surprised that they do.
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1 minute ago, Constant said:

The Yankees called his bluff. He doesn’t have the next 15 minutes scheduled, much less the next 3 weeks. 

He's also not physically capable of throwing a baseball.  Hell, he can't even hold a glass of water.

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1 minute ago, lemonlime said:

He's also not physically capable of throwing a baseball.  Hell, he can't even hold a glass of water.

This is also true. Which is made more laughable after the cover Fauci gave by botching the hell out of his. Can his tiny hands even grip a ball?

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The Yankees are probably friendly with him, so they won't put him on blast, but it was evident the moment he mentioned that at his PC that he made it up out of thin air.

I actually checked to see if the Yankees had a home game that day and was surprised that they do.

50/50 chance, he hit the Lotto.

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Wow.  They all fucking knew. 

This is something to watch when you've got a little free time.  As NYC and LA insiders, they all offer a unique insight into the respective compartmentalized cultures that fed this Trump catastrophe.  Also, surgical repair of his nose from cocaine addiction/Trump properties/Felix Sater/Russian mob/Jeffrey Epstein.

 

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Bunker.

Bitch.

remarkable eh? 

i don't often remarkable because i expect nothing but dogshit since forever now, but the sheer symbolism of the white house being that far removed from the street is just the most astonishing thing to me.

party on friends

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Agreed. Back in 2016 I felt like a lot of undecideds had already decided for Trump but didn’t want to admit it.  This go round, I think most if not all of them will vote for Biden. It took a perfect storm for Trump to win in 2016 and I just don’t see that happening again. If places like Texas and Arkansas are polling within the margin of error I don’t see a path for him even if he could pivot and stay on message. He is still trying to run as if he were running against an incumbent not as the incumbent. People know who he is and what he will do with no re-election campaign to worry about
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Not so sure quoting a dual term R Potus, that was born wealthy, dodged the draft, had criminal associates and is kind of dumb really brings home the hopeful message. Trump is the Brand. Granted it's the Brand after a dumb trust funder runs into the ground- but same values with shitty, garish marketing.
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Agreed. Back in 2016 I felt like a lot of undecideds had already decided for Trump but didn’t want to admit it.  This go round, I think most if not all of them will vote for Biden. It took a perfect storm for Trump to win in 2016 and I just don’t see that happening again. If places like Texas and Arkansas are polling within the margin of error I don’t see a path for him even if he could pivot and stay on message. He is still trying to run as if he were running against an incumbent not as the incumbent. People know who he is and what he will do with no re-election campaign to worry about
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Not so sure quoting a dual term R Potus, that was born wealthy, dodged the draft, had criminal associates and is kind of dumb really brings home the hopeful message. Trump is the Brand. Granted it's the Brand after a dumb trust funder runs into the ground- but same values with shitty, garish marketing.

It’s the quote we deserve

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Somebody also start the count, how many rounds does Trump play between now and 15 August?  Obviously the logistics to Yankee Stadium from the White House are much tougher than getting to one of his golf courses in VA, NJ, or FL.  But let's say the average round takes (with travel and play) 6 hours.  Based on his current pace, he'll play 6 rounds between now and 15 August at myriad properties...so that's roughly 36 gross hours.  What would it take to fly up to New York, throw out the First Pitch, and then fly back?  3 hours, at the most?  Yeah, he's got no time. 

Those Saturday night Vaccine meetings are just brutal.  A guy who we know doesn't work before noon any day of the week, is suddenly pulling all-nighters on a Saturday before the Convention?  That's the point of an all-nighter, it's because the deal snuck up you and weren't preparing for it the whole time.  You can't tell your study group, "Hey, three weeks from now I am gonna me woefully underprepared so we'll need to schedule an all-nighter with the Vaccination chapters."  Your team would ask, "Well, we could just spend a couple hours a week between now and then during the day and be totally fine when the 15th comes around."  Trump's reply, "Yeah...no.  I think we should totally half-ass it until then and then let me just crash the study group and ask a bunch of annoying questions about what you've been up to the last few weeks.  C'mon bros...I'm skipping the fucking Yankees game for this!"  

The next time he visits New York...it will be the last time until he's dead.  The city he yearned so hard for to accept him and his family and legacy will get to finally say goodbye to one of its most disgusting natives.  

He will never see his parents graves again.  He will never visit Trump Tower again.  He will never be with those grandchildren of his that live in New York in their own homes/schools/parks.  He will be a ship at sea forever, unable to dock in its home port.  Ostracized from there and from history.  Unable to set foot on the soil of his native state, he will have to meet family and friends in various parts of Florida until his dying breath in just a short while.  

And as the final kicker, the U.S. Government will have to contemplate...for the first time in history of the Republic, whether or not to request the Trump family to privately bury President Trump in a family plot of an unknown location so the gravesite will not serve as a rallying point for stupidity, ignorance, and hatred.  No college will want that stain or that meeting spot to be on its campus...even Liberty University.  His body will lie in state, but then we'll have to figure out where the fuck to put it after that.  And surprise mourners, every single person passing through that Rotunda will be put through the most massive facial recognition software program in human history.  

Anyway, what were we talking about?  Something about golf?  

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39 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

What a sad site to see the bunker bitch Donald trump who is a domestic terrorist trying to build a wall around the White House. 

All alone, or in two's
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands
The bleeding hearts and artists 
Make their stand

And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall

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6 hours ago, lemonlime said:

He's also not physically capable of throwing a baseball.  Hell, he can't even hold a glass of water.

I so want to see that fat noodle arm fucko attempt to throw a baseball because you know the fail would be spectacular.

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I so want to see that fat noodle arm fucko attempt to throw a baseball because you know the fail would be spectacular.

He would bounce the ball 30 feet before home plate and then claim that the speed gun clocked his throw at 95 miles per hour.  Guessing he would probably add that Stanton and Judge came up and told him they were happy he is not thinking of pitching in the Major Leagues because he would probably be the greatest pitcher in the history of the game.  

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8 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

I thought Huckabee was off the staff now??

And socially distanced not because of COVID, but no way that germophobe was going to shake hands with a commoner.

Must have hit one of his golf shots way out of bounds.   I’m sure he will still birdie the hole!

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2 hours ago, triplehorn said:

 

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Prince was a SEAL.  This man is a Marine.  opened his twitter account in June.

These dudes have been under investigation for years. I find it difficult to believe Gregg Smith suddenly was overcome with a patriotic duty to spill the beans. I question the legitimacy of this account but if it's real this is probably a Michael Cohen type mea culpa. Prince and Smith are fucking vile pieces of shit.

 

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This Prince/Smith/FSG rabbit hole is an interesting one to jump into. Just a few years ago, Prince was being investigated by the U.S. for all kinds of shit. It seems he still is (last reference I saw was from February) but would Barr really go after Betsy’s little brother? It’s a rhetorical question. Criminal enterprise, indeed. 

(It’s crazy to think there are actual, real world espionage doers but I guess that shit in the movies comes from somewhere.)

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What, James Woods doesn’t have internet?

In that video from the Hard Rock, the dude in the striped shirt is particularly brutal. He kicks someone in the face at the literal beginning of the clip, knocks the fat guy down with a vicious right, then immediately follows with a full kick to chubby’s face, then hits a woman (wearing white) full on twice later in the brawl. And when our portly fellow picks up a heavy rope stand to use as a weapon, Ol’ Striped Shirt races over to stop him. The video ends with the big boy going after Stripey, and I think I know who won. Prosecutors should have plenty of video evidence should they choose to go down that path.

And exactly why did Trump retweet? Oh yeah, brown people.

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1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

What, James Woods doesn’t have internet?

In that video from the Hard Rock, the dude in the striped shirt is particularly brutal. He kicks someone in the face at the literal beginning of the clip, knocks the fat guy down with a vicious right, then immediately follows with a full kick to chubby’s face, then hits a woman (wearing white) full on twice later in the brawl. And when our portly fellow picks up a heavy rope stand to use as a weapon, Ol’ Striped Shirt races over to stop him. The video ends with the big boy going after Stripey, and I think I know who won. Prosecutors should have plenty of video evidence should they choose to go down that path.

And exactly why did Trump retweet? Oh yeah, brown people.

I'm not condoning anything he did, but Stripes' power surprised me. 

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Stripes has no governor, fuckin’ all in on every punch, shove or kick, no matter the sex of his opponent.

I read an article that said three people were arrested and charged, and I guarantee it’s Stripes, Chubby and Tracy McGrady. There’s a Part 2 to the video, and it actually shows Chubs got Stripes in a headlock and wouldn’t let go, so my theory above was apparently faulty. As security (lamest security at a casino you could imagine) tries to break it up, McGrady comes in and starts whaling on anyone in the vicinity. That certainly sealed his arrest. 

Details and the second video here: https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-ne-hard-rock-casino-fight-viral-video-20200727-jtpvqcen3raedlxac63vmpz4qi-story.html

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5 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

This Prince/Smith/FSG rabbit hole is an interesting one to jump into. Just a few years ago, Prince was being investigated by the U.S. for all kinds of shit. It seems he still is (last reference I saw was from February) but would Barr really go after Betsy’s little brother? It’s a rhetorical question. Criminal enterprise, indeed. 

(It’s crazy to think there are actual, real world espionage doers but I guess that shit in the movies comes from somewhere.)

Erik Prince is fucking evil and you can bet he'll be buying himself a pardon from Trump. 

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