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I've just learned that Trump would like his presidential library to be placed on the campus of the University of New Jersey, Virginia State University, or New York State University.  He is not remotely concerned, that despite their standard college sounding names, neither of those colleges actually exist.  

I get your point. But I know 2 out of 3 of those exist. Albeit they are called Rutgers and SUNY
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Let me be candid and honest here my man. I cannot be sympathetic to your comments because this is how adult life has always been. From the moment I stepped out of my home and headed off to college I h

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Rutgers is "the State University of New Jersey."  They have never called themselves, even colloquially..."The University of New Jersey."  There is no such school, even shorthand (like KU being 'University of Kansas').  SUNY is the "State University of New York System"...they never call themselves "New York State" or "University of New York"...not even casually.  The point was that Trump supporters will actually believe these schools exist and I think we should start a gofundme page to get his library built at one of them.  

There is no University of Indiana, no Wyoming State University, no Wisconsin State University.  Just people that will be easily separated from their money to support my Trump shrine/library.  

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2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Rutgers is "the State University of New Jersey."  They have never called themselves, even colloquially..."The University of New Jersey."  There is no such school, even shorthand (like KU being 'University of Kansas').  SUNY is the "State University of New York System"...they never call themselves "New York State" or "University of New York"...not even casually.  The point was that Trump supporters will actually believe these schools exist and I think we should start a gofundme page to get his library built at one of them.  

There is no University of Indiana, no West Virginia State University, no Wyoming State University, no Wisconsin State University.  Just people that will be easily separated from their money to support my Trump shrine/library.  

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Shit, I totally forgot about that being a real school.  My bad.  I lumped it in with Wisconsin State & Wyoming State.  How about Hawaii State University?  I think Coach Hayden Fry led their football program for a number of years.  Anyway, you can fool people by using generic sounding colleges without them being real.  One of the easiest scams to pull.  I even knew a guy that claimed he attended the University......The University of the United States.  A very small school though, they didn't even have a basketball team.  

 

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2 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

Actually, you can also "Just contribute ANY AMOUNT NOW and we’ll send you a set of our ICONIC 2020 Trump Yard Signs for FREE."  Maybe I'll donate one cent and then demand my set of signs.

Nigerian princes have better email campaigns than that nonsense.

To be fair, Nigerian princes are going after a much smarter audience. 

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3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Remember Fatheads? 

Those life-sized decals of athletes and Yodas and shit that adhere to the wall? 

Why hasn't anyone made those but with Trump and for toilets? 

I have two little boys, I am already cleaning piss off the walls.  I don't need to add my own.

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I get your point. But I know 2 out of 3 of those exist. Albeit they are called Rutgers and SUNY

well, you figured out where the "library" will go.  

 

Texas should offer to dedicate a Selena Meyers library and honor her as the 45th President* of the United States.

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I even knew a guy that claimed he attended the University......The University of the United States.  A very small school though, they didn't even have a basketball team.  

Once they triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H"

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Once they triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H"

You're thinking of the Giants.  

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Forget libaries. Where will his gravesite be? And does dropping urine from a mountain dew bottle count as “pissing”? Because while I’m fully committed, I don’t want to go to prison. Maybe I’ll just dance.

In any case, Trump’s family plot is located at Lutheran All Faiths Cemetary in Queens. Hopefully, we’ll get a chance soon in order to save billions of people’s lives.

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I love the grift that the Trump portrait guy has going on. If I had artistic ability I would totally be painting and selling ridiculous shit like that Trump Playing Football one, or the most recent one where he is praying with greats of American history. 

I would also do one of Trump in a lab overcoat, with a strained look on his face as he intently studies a bunsen burner with a tube full of the COVID vaccine. In the background are Robert Jeffress, William Barr, Devin Nunes, Albert Einstein, and Jesus with heads bowed and hands clasped in solemn prayer. 

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Why would Trump put his library at a college, when he could put it at one of his properties and try to make money off of it? 

Yeah, the slush fund is just gonna move from his campaign to the library.  He and his kids will be flying all over the world doing work for the library.  Almost none of the things procured for the library will be found in it.

Of course, if he loses 2020, he can still run again in 2024 so maybe he won't shut down that sweet campaign gravy train right away. 

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25 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Yeah, the slush fund is just gonna move from his campaign to the library.  He and his kids will be flying all over the world doing work for the library.  Almost none of the things procured for the library will be found in it.

Of course, if he loses 2020, he can still run again in 2024 so maybe he won't shut down that sweet campaign gravy train right away. 

If Trump is still alive in 2024 I'll eat my own spleen, with a nice side of fava beans.  #keef

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13 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

This isn’t one of your comic bits, is it? You’re old enough to know Happy Days, right? 

And NAIU, you wanted to fuck Fonzie’s young cousin.

Nah, he was Fonzie's supple cousin.  Completely had the hots for him as a kid.  Watched way more episodes of Charles in Charge than I should have because he was hot on that show too.  For those not in the know, it was a fucking terrible show.  I'm not sure how it stayed on the air so long.

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1 hour ago, TornACL said:

I love the grift that the Trump portrait guy has going on. If I had artistic ability I would totally be painting and selling ridiculous shit like that Trump Playing Football one, or the most recent one where he is praying with greats of American history. 

I would also do one of Trump in a lab overcoat, with a strained look on his face as he intently studies a bunsen burner with a tube full of the COVID vaccine. In the background are Robert Jeffress, William Barr, Devin Nunes, Albert Einstein, and Jesus with heads bowed and hands clasped in solemn prayer. 

He reportedly sold this one to Sean Hannity for six figures. 

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If Trump wins again, I’m going on a nationwide grift wherever his sons and daughter go. I will make tshirts that are exactly the same but switch the date and the city. 30 dollars a pop. Will have a 1 of xx date and get all the people who travel to these like it’s a Grateful Dead/Phish show. People will buy them at every city and be repeat customers.

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2 hours ago, TornACL said:

I love the grift that the Trump portrait guy has going on. If I had artistic ability I would totally be painting and selling ridiculous shit like that Trump Playing Football one, or the most recent one where he is praying with greats of American history. 

I would also do one of Trump in a lab overcoat, with a strained look on his face as he intently studies a bunsen burner with a tube full of the COVID vaccine. In the background are Robert Jeffress, William Barr, Devin Nunes, Albert Einstein, and Jesus with heads bowed and hands clasped in solemn prayer. 

No Jonas Salk?  

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I think the "personality" remarks are calculated.

My beloved went to visit a friend last Saturday and was shocked and mortified to learn this long time friend was a Trump supporter. They decided not to talk much about politics, but one quote of her friend's sticks out. "I don't look at personality; I look at facts. I don't care about what a guy says; I care about what he does."

I suspect that this is the new, approved dogma. To keep the Trumpists argument proof, they must be provided with a conversation stopper that's also a defense. "I just look at the facts" implies that the other person does not. "I look at action" again implies that the other person does not. "I don't care about personality" suggests that the other person must only focus on that to delude himself about Trump. 

Thus, Trump mentions people not liking his personality as the only reason the idiots don't like him.

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My grandmother tried that one on me last night.  I told her then she must be super excited to vote against Trump and she decided to change the subject.  She also told me that this is all going to go away after the election because it was created in a lab.  I asked her if lab created stuff usually has an expiration date on it.  So she changed the subject again.  Then she aired her grievances about her other grandchildren.  That was a fun call.

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7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I think the "personality" remarks are calculated.

My beloved went to visit a friend last Saturday and was shocked and mortified to learn this long time friend was a Trump supporter. They decided not to talk much about politics, but one quote of her friend's sticks out. "I don't look at personality; I look at facts. I don't care about what a guy says; I care about what he does."

I suspect that this is the new, approved dogma. To keep the Trumpists argument proof, they must be provided with a conversation stopper that's also a defense. "I just look at the facts" implies that the other person does not. "I look at action" again implies that the other person does not. "I don't care about personality" suggests that the other person must only focus on that to delude himself about Trump. 

Thus, Trump mentions people not liking his personality as the only reason the idiots don't like him.

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How do you know where Kate Beckinsale went on Saturday? 

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I think the "personality" remarks are calculated.
My beloved went to visit a friend last Saturday and was shocked and mortified to learn this long time friend was a Trump supporter. They decided not to talk much about politics, but one quote of her friend's sticks out. "I don't look at personality; I look at facts. I don't care about what a guy says; I care about what he does."
I suspect that this is the new, approved dogma. To keep the Trumpists argument proof, they must be provided with a conversation stopper that's also a defense. "I just look at the facts" implies that the other person does not. "I look at action" again implies that the other person does not. "I don't care about personality" suggests that the other person must only focus on that to delude himself about Trump. 
Thus, Trump mentions people not liking his personality as the only reason the idiots don't like him.

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Closely related is “I’m not going to do your research for you” or “Do your own research.”
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35 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I think the "personality" remarks are calculated.

My beloved went to visit a friend last Saturday and was shocked and mortified to learn this long time friend was a Trump supporter. They decided not to talk much about politics, but one quote of her friend's sticks out. "I don't look at personality; I look at facts. I don't care about what a guy says; I care about what he does."

I suspect that this is the new, approved dogma. To keep the Trumpists argument proof, they must be provided with a conversation stopper that's also a defense. "I just look at the facts" implies that the other person does not. "I look at action" again implies that the other person does not. "I don't care about personality" suggests that the other person must only focus on that to delude himself about Trump. 

Thus, Trump mentions people not liking his personality as the only reason the idiots don't like him.

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The trump supporters are running low on excuses and justifications for his horrific leadership and behavior but to be fair, it’s really, really difficult to ultimately admit that you are in fact a complete piece of shit and a supporter of the destruction of you own country. Damn near impossible really. 

It’s much easier to oppose and/or not admit that. 

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5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

She posted it.   She fits right in.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/stella-immanuel-trumps-new-covid-doctor-believes-in-alien-dna-demon-sperm-and-hydroxychloroquine?ref=home

 

 

 

 

 

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Immanuel gave her viral speech on the steps of the Supreme Court at the “White Coat Summit,” a gathering of a handful of doctors who call themselves America’s Frontline Doctors and dispute the medical consensus on the novel coronavirus. The event was organized by the right-wing group Tea Party Patriots, which is backed by wealthy Republican donors.

In her speech, Immanuel alleges that she has successfully treated hundreds of patients with hydroxychloroquine, a controversial treatment Trump has promoted and says he has taken himself. Studies have failed to find proofthat the drug has any benefit in treating COVID-19, and the Food and Drug Administration in June revoked its emergency authorization to use it to treat the deadly virus, saying it hadn’t demonstrated any effect on patients’ mortality prospects.

“Nobody needs to get sick,” Immanuel said. “This virus has a cure.”

Immanuel said in her speech that the supposed potency of hydroxychloroquine as a treatment means that protective face masks aren’t necessary, claiming that she and her staff had avoided contracting COVID-19 despite wearing medical masks instead of the more secure N95 masks.

“Hello, you don’t need a mask. There is a cure,” Immanuel said.  

Toward the end of Immanuel’s speech, the event’s organizer and other participants can be seen trying to get her away from the microphone. But footage of the speech captured by Breitbart was a hit online, becoming a top video on Facebook and amassing roughly 13 million views—significantly more than “Plandemic,” another coronavirus disinformation video that became a viral hit online in May, when it amassed roughly 8 million Facebook views. 

“Hydroxychloroquine” trended on Twitter, as Immanuel’s video was embraced by the Trumps, conservative student group Turning Point USA, and pro-Trump personalities like Diamond & Silk. But both Facebook and Twitter eventually deleted videos of Immanuel’s speech from their sites, citing rules against COVID-19 disinformation. The deletions set off yet another round of complaints by conservatives of bias at the social-media platforms. 

Immanuel responded in her own way, declaring that Jesus Christ would destroy Facebook’s servers if her videos weren’t restored to the platform. 

“Hello Facebook put back my profile page and videos up or your computers with start crashing till you do,” she tweeted. “You are not bigger that God. I promise you. If my page is not back up face book will be down in Jesus name.”

Immanuel is a registered physician in Texas, according to a Texas Medical Board database, and operates a medical clinic out of a strip mall next to her church, Firepower Ministries. 

Immanuel was born in Cameroon and received her medical degree in Nigeria. In a GoFundMe legal defense fund, which swelled from just $90 to $1,616 hours after her speech, Immanuel claims without offering any proof that members of a Houston networking group for women physicians are scheming to take her medical license away over her support for hydroxychloroquine.

It’s not clear whether anyone is actually trying to take Immanuel’s license. But many of her earlier medical claims are definitely ludicrous.

In sermons posted on YouTube and articles on her website, Immanuel claims that medical issues like endometriosis, cysts, infertility, and impotence are caused by sex with “spirit husbands” and “spirit wives”—a phenomenon Immanuel describes essentially as witches and demons having sex with people in a dreamworld. 

“They are responsible for serious gynecological problems,” Immanuel said. “We call them all kinds of names—endometriosis, we call them molar pregnancies, we call them fibroids, we call them cysts, but most of them are evil deposits from the spirit husband,” Immanuel said of the medical issues in a 2013 sermon. “They are responsible for miscarriages, impotence—men that can’t get it up.”

In her sermon, Immanuel offers a sort of demonology of “nephilim,” the biblical characters she claims exist as demonic spirits and lust after dream sex with humans, causing all matter of real health problems and financial ruin. Immanuel claims real-life ailments such as fibroid tumors and cysts stem from the demonic sperm after demon dream sex, an activity she claims affects “many women.”  

“They turn into a woman and then they sleep with the man and collect his sperm,” Immanuel said in her sermon. “Then they turn into the man and they sleep with a man and deposit the sperm and reproduce more of themselves.”

According to Immanuel, people can tell if they have taken a demonic spirit husband or spirit wife if they have a sex dream about someone they know or a celebrity, wake up aroused, stop getting along with their real-world spouse, lose money, or generally experience any hardship. 

Alternately, they could just be having dream-sex with a human witch instead of a demon, she posits. 

“There are those that are called astral sex,” Immanuel said in the sermon. “That means this person is not really a demon being or a nephilim. It’s just a human being that’s a witch, and they astral project and sleep with people.” 

Immanuel’s bizarre medical ideas don’t stop with demon sex in dreams. In a 2015 sermon that laid out a supposed Illuminati plan hatched by “a witch” to destroy the world using abortion, gay marriage, and children’s toys, among other things, Immanuel claimed that DNA from space aliens is currently being used in medicine. 

“They’re using all kinds of DNA, even alien DNA, to treat people,” Immanuel said.

Immanuel’s website offers a prayer to remove a generational curse originally received from an ancestor but transmitted, in Immanuel’s telling, through placenta. Immanuel claimed in another 2015 sermon posted that scientists had plans to install microchips in people, and develop a “vaccine” to make it impossible to become religious. 

“They found the gene in somebody’s mind that makes you religious, so they can vaccinate against it,” Immanuel said.

Immanuel elaborated on her fascination with witchcraft in her 2015 Illuminati sermon, claiming that witches were intent on seizing control of children.

In her 2015 sermon on the Illuminati’s supposed agenda to bring down the United States, Immanuel argues that a wide variety of toys, books, and TV shows, from Pokémon—which she declares “Eastern demons”—to Harry Potter and the Disney Channel shows Wizards of Waverly Place and That’s So Raven were all part of a scheme to introduce children to spirits and witches. Immanuel warned that the Disney Channel show Hannah Montana was a gateway to evil, because its character had an “alter ego.” She has claimed that schools teach children to meditate so they can “meet with demons.” 

In the sermon, Immanuel preserved special vitriol for the Magic 8-Ball, a toy that can be shaken up to “reveal” any answer. Immanuel claims the otherwise innocuous Magic 8-Ball was in fact a scheme to get children used to witchcraft.

“The 8-Ball was a psychic,” she said. 

Immanuel’s oddball claims about the world extend to politics. She didn’t bring up this allegation publicly in Washington, but she has claimed that the American government is run in part by non-human reptilians.

“There are people that are ruling this nation that are not even human,” Immanuel said in her 2015 Illuminati sermon, before launching into a conversation she had with a “reptilian spirit” she described as “half-human, half-ET.”

Immanuel has also used her pulpit to preach hatred of LGBT people. Shortly before the Supreme Court legalized gay marriage, Immanuel warned her flock that gay marriage meant that “very soon people are going to be seeking to marry children” and accused gay Americans of practicing “homosexual terrorism.” In the same sermon, she praised a father’s decision to not love his transgender son after a gender transition.

“You know the crazy part?” Immanuel said. “The little girl demands he must love her anyway. Really? You will not get it from me, I’d be like ‘Little girl, when you come back to be a little girl again, but you talk—for now, I’m gone.’” 

Unusually for a pediatrician, Immanuel has praised corporal punishment for children. The American Academy of Pediatrics opposes corporal punishment, and claims that the “vast majority” of pediatricians do not recommend it. 

“Children need to be whipped,” she declared in a 2015 sermon, before adding that she didn’t think children should be “abused.”

It’s also not clear that Immanuel has abided by her claims that face masks aren’t necessary. In her Washington speech, Immanuel claimed that she and her medical staff had avoided any COVID-19 infections while wearing only medical masks. But in two videos shot at her clinic, Immanuel appears to be wearing an N95 mask, which offers more protection. 

Immanuel has also alleged that masks of all kinds are superfluous, because she says COVID-19 can be easily cured with hydroxychloroquine. But in a Facebook video advertising her clinic, Immanuel said anyone seeking treatment should wear a face mask before entering the clinic.

“Wear a mask, or a scarf, or anything to cover your face,” Immanuel said in the video. 

Immanuel has seized on her newfound celebrity, tweeting a video demanding that CNN hosts and National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases chief Anthony Fauci give her jars of their urine so she can test if they’re secretly taking hydroxychloroquine even as they caution against its use. 

“I double dog dare y’all give me a urine sample,” Immanuel tweeted in her challenge.

Now Immanuel is angling for the key rite of passage for any budding MAGA-world personality: a visit to the Trump White House. Late Monday night, Immanuel tweeted that she was open to meeting the president.

“Mr President I’m in town and available,” she tweeted. “I will love to meet with you.”

 

Repping Francisco because they always do a helluva job on the story links, giving the actual link, some pertinent quotes to generate interest, then the entire article if you wish to uncover. Thank you.

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