Donald Trump 2020

[Underdog 28,629]

1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

The Brittany was much better. It was in Highland Mall when it first opened.

Great charbroiled burgers.

Had a phone on the table to place your order.

Was that the place near a department store?  I vaguely remember a place like that in HM. 

[Steamboat1874 4,060]

Just now, Underdog said:

Was that the place near a department store?  I vaguely remember a place like that in HM. 

Yes it was on one end next to one of the anchor stores.

[Chooky 13,307]

Now maybe I'm a tad naive, but I never expected to be discussing demon sperm and alien DNA.

[Dnaguy 11,964]

45 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Alien DNA

Demon Semen

Hydroxychloroquine

....are all pretty good metal band names IMO.

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

i need to get with that bitch and get her thoughts on whether Mephistopheles had something to do with my diverticulitis...

[Native Horn 3,504]

32 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

The Brittany was much better. It was in Highland Mall when it first opened.

Great charbroiled burgers.

Had a phone on the table to place your order.

And I think it then became The Red Lion?  I remember going there with my mom as a youngster.  She didn't realize the phone had ketchup on it from some prankster, so when she ordered, she got ketchup all in hair.  I laughed my ass off.  Was not a pleasant ride home.

[Jive Turkey 12,598]

Makeup job was horrible today. 

 

[6th Street 6,398]

That "Suburban Lifestyle Dream" largely consists of childhood obesity, strip mall shopping centers, and fast food restaurants in most red states.

[Guest Lobo]

If you asked 100 children to "put your arms/hands like you are being defensive...like you want to keep people away from you and not know what you're up to."    90 of them would put their arms/hands like Trump does during press questions.  He doesn't really do it when he's going off the teleprompter or doing a friendly roundtable.  But he does that hand thing with the press all the time.  

Every Trump supporter I know likes to say shit like, "I'm a really good judge of people.  I can read people really well.  I know body language."  Then their guy does the most obvious shit in the world, so obvious...we don't even talk about it anymore.  And they are silent.  No one piece of body language in a silo is indicative of much, but the idea is to notice patterns.  Well it's been several years...y'all see it yet?  

[JimmyJames 12,271]

3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

That "Suburban Lifestyle Dream" largely consists of childhood obesity, strip mall shopping centers, and fast food restaurants in most red states.

The American people have been duped for 40 years. Longer actually if you want to say less duped. Time to wake up to that fact. 

[Nivek 16,929]

 

Haha idiot governor thought she could talk to him. She had one play open to her to pressure Trump, call the National Guard/arrest and hold the feds indefinitely.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Black v white doesn’t work as well anymore since it’s no longer socially acceptable to be a racist, even if you are one.

So the owners adapted and in the late 90s they pivoted to red v blue. Basically the same thing just under a different color flag. So far it’s working. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,459]

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

The award committee has their work cut out for them this year. 

 

Edited July 29, 2020 by Bozo_Casanova

[jimmyjazz 45,948]

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

inot everyone can be saved.  you wanna save someone, save yourself, and go from there.

Outstanding sentiment.  

[ChiTownDoc 21,154]

"I comprehend extraordinarily well."

*My doctors believe I have dementia*

[ChiTownDoc 21,154]

Oh, and how is 'Demon Semen' not a band name yet? 

[Matuka 1,310]

27 minutes ago, Lobo said:

If you asked 100 children to "put your arms/hands like you are being defensive...like you want to keep people away from you and not know what you're up to."    90 of them would put their arms/hands like Trump does during press questions.  He doesn't really do it when he's going off the teleprompter or doing a friendly roundtable.  But he does that hand thing with the press all the time.  

Every Trump supporter I know likes to say shit like, "I'm a really good judge of people.  I can read people really well.  I know body language."  Then their guy does the most obvious shit in the world, so obvious...we don't even talk about it anymore.  And they are silent.  No one piece of body language in a silo is indicative of much, but the idea is to notice patterns.  Well it's been several years...y'all see it yet?  

Remember when Fox News would have a body language "expert" on to slam Obama?  I remember.

[Nivek 16,929]

This is the biggest  wtf of all. Trump admin is  out here throwing around  millions of dollars like their are Oprah, and Kodak is the company they feel can best bolster  our pharmaceutical supply chain here in the US? Not a US manufacturer that has actual experience doing so? 

We need a maverick disruptor in American Pharmaceuticals.

[jimmyjazz 45,948]

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Oh, and how is 'Demon Semen' not a band name yet? 

Well, the site "demonsemen.com" is already taken, so I'm gonna guess the band is working on material right now.

[tx 3 putt 76,956]

38 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

That "Suburban Lifestyle Dream" largely consists of childhood obesity, strip mall shopping centers, and fast food restaurants in most red states.

entire family on disability 

[RPM 26,320]

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, the site "demonsemen.com" is already taken, so I'm gonna guess the band is working on material right now.

fervently 

[Blotto 23,508]

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, the site "demonsemen.com" is already taken, so I'm gonna guess the band is working on material right now.

Kid Rock - lead vocals

Ted Nugent -  lead guitar

Gene Simmons - base

??? - Drums (may need kirk cameron or chachi to step up here)

 

[tx 3 putt 76,956]

8 minutes ago, Matuka said:

Remember when Fox News would have a body language "expert" on to slam Obama?  I remember.

they slam michelle obama ever harder 

[Red Five 40,858]

Go on 

[Bigpoppapump 529]

14 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Oh, and how is 'Demon Semen' not a band name yet? 

I hear ya, but Fecal Shedding is still my winner for 2020.

[Bigpoppapump 529]

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Kid Rock - lead vocals

Ted Nugent -  lead guitar

Gene Simmons - base

Lars - Shitty Drums 

 

FTFY

[Degenerate Gardner 4,085]

4 hours ago, Blotto said:

This is the biggest  wtf of all. Trump admin is  out here throwing around  millions of dollars like their are Oprah, and Kodak is the company they feel can best bolster  our pharmaceutical supply chain here in the US? Not a US manufacturer that has actual experience doing so? 

 "Grift" and/or "Malice" are always the answer.

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45,948]

5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Kid Rock - lead vocals

Ted Nugent -  lead guitar

Gene Simmons - base

??? - Drums (may need kirk cameron or chachi to step up here)

 

Drums would be Joey Kramer (Aerosmith).

[Jive Turkey 12,598]

The trifecta of stupid. 

”My Rick.”

 

[tx 3 putt 76,956]

that midland speech made very little sense at times

[bolverk 29,672]

Did he mention anything about the local school board's vote from earlier this week to change the name of Midland Lee?

[4th&Five 41,549]

[Gatorubet 30,238]

i need to get with that bitch and get her thoughts on whether Mephistopheles had something to do with my diverticulitis...

How big was he?

[Macanudo 12,978]

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Now maybe I'm a tad naive, but I never expected to be discussing demon sperm and alien DNA.

Somebody isn't being honest about their Infowars account.

[Steamboat1874 4,060]

1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

 "Grift" and/or "Malice" are always the answer.

 

 

What a lying sack of shit this guy is. I can tell by his eyes that he is fucking guilty.

[Michael Knight 12,977]

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Blue states were hit at first because of the density of the population. Now red states are getting hit because of the density of the population.

 

Edited July 29, 2020 by Michael Knight

[RPM 26,320]

This was the golden parachute grift. He knows he's going to lose, so he's cashing in and will pardon himself and anyone else that got a taste.

[mchookem 16,335]

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

He’s just getting ready for his next act. After he loses in November he’s moving to Austin and running for President of the Allendale Neighborhood Association.

boo this man 😠

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

27 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

How big was he?

6.66 in. Repeating of course.

[Gatorubet 30,238]

Now maybe I'm a tad naive, but I never expected to be discussing demon sperm and alien DNA.

But Obama’s fancy mustard!!!

[Chuckie Finster 22,694]

This country can't survive four more years of this man.

 

[Red Five 40,858]

Did y'all know that "the left" wants violence everywhere, and riots, and to abolish the suburbs? I heard that today from "the president". 

[RPM 26,320]

Thanks to Trump's new USPS efficiency expert, your mail is going to be at least a day late.

 

[UpperWestside 6,163]

Last week: Is he really acting presidential? Can this last?

This week:

 

[4th&Five 41,549]

19 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This country can't survive four more years of this man.

 

All this does is remind me how divisive Obama was. 

[henrygandorf 29,191]

42 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This country can't survive four more years of this man.

 

i figured he was just in texas to remind texans about how they all got rich taking advantage of hurricane assistance funds. 

[Foosters 17,856]

48 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This country can't survive four more years of this man.

 

Survive implies currently alive.

[Bozo_Casanova 26,459]

4 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Survive implies currently alive.

 

[TexasEd 8,067]

Not to be thread police but this is turning into the "Trumptards and the stupid things they say and do" thread. 

I come here for my daily dose of schadenfreude of our Dear Leader's self demise.  I have to wade through 300 posts about Karen to get my fix and it makes me surly.

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,112]

8 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Not to be thread police but this is turning into the "Trumptards and the stupid things they say and do" thread. 

I come here for my daily dose of schadenfreude of our Dear Leader's self demise.  I have to wade through 300 posts about Karen to get my fix and it makes me surly.

 

Well you should probably ask to speak to our manager, Kevin.