Donald Trump 2020

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Stalk milfs in yoga pants?

That’s what the axe and mask are for. Might bring some rope as well. 

[Biff Tannen 45682]

[SameSame 1704]

2 hours ago, DigDug said:

And a blek would be in charge! WAKE UP WHITE PEOPLE!!!

 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Pornhub begs to differ.

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20397]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I have our forms for mail in ballots to fill out this week, but I'm tempted to just chuck them entirely. I'll find a way to go in person. 

 

I'm going to vote by mail and then try to go vote in person.

[RomaVicta 29907]

17 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

she was mean to kavanaugh!

now i want to vote for her twice.

Nasty woman. Not...not bright. Terrible woman. Phony.  

Yes, Donny, she's the kind of woman would kick your nuts up around your neck and have everybody in the room laughing at you if you tried the celeb move on her genitalia, you melting piece of shit. By all means, Donald, go to your usual strategy:

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20397]

Here's the Maher skit that apparently rankled Don. I have to admit that it is pretty sharp.

 

 

[Underdog 28627]

45 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

We have a whole thread on shit HEB makes.

Wait...  HEB makes Ballots too? 

[Nivek 16928]

add to cart.  

 

That was fucking funny.

[Underdog 28627]

"Our loved ones are dead, don't ruin it"  

LMAO. 

[RomaVicta 29907]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Pornhub begs to differ.

Yer socialist and yer nigra just mess up your life. Good to have a man who sees that. He gives our womenfolk the gyrocological once over then makes sure she's safe in the your middle class suburb. Oil and vinegar don't mix. They just mess e'erthing up.

[JimmyJames 12271]

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Everyone who can vote in person should do so.

Yes and early. I’ll be there the first day of early voting. 

Also like everything else he does, if trump fucks with voting by mail he will just be fucking up as it will disproportionately affect his stupid rural white old base. 

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/08/inside-trumpworlds-anti-kamala-harris-attack-plan

 

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As Trump blasts Biden’s age and absence from the trail, Trump campaign staffers are privately frustrated that the president is refusing to get out there himself. Since his disastrous and sparsely attended Tulsa rally in June, Trump has largely cocooned himself inside the White House, leaving only for a few public events and visits to his private clubs. “Trump has told the campaign he only wants to do one or two events a week. They keep putting ideas in front of him, and he is telling them ‘no,’” a Republican close to the campaign told me. One Republican close to the West Wing speculated that Trump doesn’t like doing small events like factory visits because they promote other people’s companies. “He thinks, Why should I do that?” the Republican said.  

 

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What would get Trump out of the White House, of course, are rallies. Trump has been fuming to aides about the coronavirus surge, lately blaming Florida governor Ron DeSantis for the exploding numbers. “He thinks Ron has made it a lot worse,” said a Republican who spoke to Trump about the Sunshine State. According to a campaign adviser, Trump is pushing the campaign to figure out a way for him to hold rallies. The current thinking is to plan them outdoors. On Monday, Trump floated that he might hold his convention acceptance speech at Gettysburg. “Rallies are his jam,” the adviser said. “Trump won’t be happy until he is doing multiple rallies a day.” 

 

[Dbeasy 15049]

you should get your absentee ballot and drop it off in person at a polling location. The main problem with in person voting is the queue and having to fill out the entire ballot while you are there. If you can fill the ballot out at home and just "drop it off" that will substantially reduce the amount of exposure you get to the general public at a polling location.

That’s been my wife’s argument the whole time to make everyone happy. No pics.

[bolverk 29671]

1 hour ago, UTCzech III said:

I live in a small town (Taylor), I get mail every day.  Mostly junk, flyers, "we'll buy your house", insurance quotes, etc.  Tuesday is junk mail day, heb ads, coupons, etc.  This week, Monday and Tuesday - zip, nada, empty mailbox.  Finally got our junk mail today, a day late.  I'll be monitoring it for a while but does seem something might be up, we'll see if it's a glitch or not...

I hear ya. I live down here in Baja South Austin and went from Wednesday last week until Monday of this one without a single item in mine. Not even the junk fliers.

[lemonlime 5503]

5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I hear ya. I live down here in Baja South Austin and went from Wednesday last week until Monday of this one without a single item in mine. Not even the junk fliers.

I had an important work related item of mail sent on July 6, and received by the attorney yesterday.

[lemonlime 5503]

Oh, and love this response.

 

[RPM 26320]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Here's the Maher skit that apparently rankled Don. I have to admit that it is pretty sharp.

 

 

Maher is brilliant. Been a long time fan.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

56 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/08/inside-trumpworlds-anti-kamala-harris-attack-plan

 

 

 

Trump should travel to Phoenix and hold a rally on the tarmac by Air Force One. It's around 107 degrees at 3 in the afternoon so should be pleasant and have lots of attendees.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

29 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Oh, and love this response.

 

Haha he slipped in the extra e.  

[RPM 26320]

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Trump should travel to Phoenix and hold a rally on the tarmac by Air Force One. It's around 107 degrees at 3 in the afternoon so should be pleasant and have lots of attendees.

Maybe wait until it's over 117 ° to try that.

[WhatTheBuck 28779]

3 hours ago, 406W30th said:

lmao Bill Maher fuckin sucks

The time he accused Trump of being sired by an orangutan and asked to see his birth certificate was freaking hysterical. 

[Sawbonz 27555]

19 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I really really really really hope Trump sticks with the “she lies” attack. 

He’s fucked. He can’t appeal to anyone but his hard-core base on any of his “accomplishments.” And anything he could criticize Biden and Harris about he is much more guilty of doing himself.

[RomaVicta 29907]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

On Monday, Trump floated that he might hold his convention acceptance speech at Gettysburg.

He can have all the torn down statues of Lee, Longstreet, and Pickett gathered about him on the stage at Gettysburg while he crows about his own personal triumphs and glory.

I'd like to announce my own candidacy for governor on the walls of the Alamo with the painting of Travis beside with the bullet hole in his forehead.

Fucking idiot.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

He can just recreate the moment when Lee had to turn and retreat  back to Virginia.

[HenryJames 66049]

[bolverk 29671]

5 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He can just recreate the moment when Lee had to turn and retreat  back to Virginia.

Better yet, get someone to convince his fat ass to reenact Pickett's Charge.

[4th&Five 41537]

he just sent out 17 tweets like this.  he really thinks it's his money.

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

he just sent out 17 tweets like this.  he really thinks it's his money.

 

He's a Slumlord (FAKE) millionaire and we are all just tenants. We pay rent to DC and he and his cronies decide if we have the right to eat and live in America. Sure he thinks it's his money.

[hayden_horn 11362]

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

shit, wait, that's real isn't it? holy shitballs

[yoladu 4094]

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My early voting location is right across the street from HEB. I think I can figure out some way to kill time while the line shortens. 

you might check to see if HEB will be open.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

About this Space Force....

Whomever their "branding" person is has finally jumped the shark. 'Shaping the strategic environment' is over a decade old. In these challenging times America needs innovative minds that create and influence beyond the boundaries of finite dimensions.

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

4 minutes ago, yoladu said:

you might check to see if HEB will be open.

We have covered this already.  It won't matter.

[SydneyCarton 48093]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

He’s fucked. He can’t appeal to anyone but his hard-core base on any of his “accomplishments.” And anything he could criticize Biden and Harris about he is much more guilty of doing himself.

You think he's smart enough to make that distinction?

[Biff Tannen 45682]

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Trump has been fuming to aides about the coronavirus surge, lately blaming Florida governor Ron DeSantis for the exploding numbers. “He thinks Ron has made it a lot worse,” said a Republican who spoke to Trump about the Sunshine State.

I love how he turns on his bootlickers after they do exactly what he wanted, but it backfires because he's a god damned moron.

[Biff Tannen 45682]

28 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

[henrygandorf 29190]

26 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

he just sent out 17 tweets like this.  he really thinks it's his money.

 

he also thinks the money goes right into the pockets of people.  he still thinks hurricane assistance was a giant score to texans.

[Guest Lobo]

I know you're in California now, but I just assumed you got your natural disaster check.  Mine was made out kinda weird though.  

"A deposit has been made in your name for the Harvey Fund.  Money...for People"

[Born to Run 6569]

You can always tell the really smart and successful people because they tell you about it all the time.

I learned in construction long ago that people that brag on their skills always suck shit.

[AbeFroman 2163]

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I'm going to vote by mail and then try to go vote in person.

I’m going Mail in, Absentee, Military, Early voting  & In Person.  Hitting them all.

And  thing is, I’m not even from this country..,.pinche puto pendejo baboso, Meeeester!

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Fauci/Birx effectively hamstrung. Some Hoover Institute/Fox News meathead debuts tonight. 
 

 

[Dahobbs 17534]

57 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

What does that tweet even mean? I literally have no idea what it is trying to convey. It sounds very recursive whatever it is. 

[wildcat09 29354]

36 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I love how he turns on his bootlickers after they do exactly what he wanted, but it backfires because he's a god damned moron.

It's my favorite part of his presidency.

[WhatTheBuck 28779]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

God, that movie sucked. Donald Trump is to American government what that movie is to the book. A weak and supremely flawed imitation. 

[SydneyCarton 48093]

9 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Fauci/Birx effectively hamstrung. Some Hoover Institute/Fox News meathead debuts tonight. 
 

 

I looked up Atlas's profile. He's a motherfucking medical beaurocrat. Spends a lot of time talking about the cost of healthcare and the ECONOMY and shit like that. I'm sure everyone here will be surprised to learn he has no background in infectious diseases. 

At this point, I'd love to see Fauci and Birx just fucking resign. Just fucking resign. This train is barreling on regardless of what anyone does at this point. Biden said he'd "hire him back" or something already anyway, if Fauci cares to even come back to work at his age. Fuck. 

[Dahobbs 17534]

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

God, that movie sucked. Donald Trump is to American government what that movie is to the book. A weak and supremely flawed imitation. 

If you thought the movie was trying to imitate the book, you misunderstood the movie. Or maybe you misunderstood the book. I'm not sure. 

[Brisketexan 105125]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I looked up Atlas's profile. He's a motherfucking medical beaurocrat. Spends a lot of time talking about the cost of healthcare and the ECONOMY and shit like that. I'm sure everyone here will be surprised to learn he has no background in infectious diseases. 

At this point, I'd love to see Fauci and Birx just fucking resign. Just fucking resign. This train is barreling on regardless of what anyone does at this point. Biden said he'd "hire him back" or something already anyway, if Fauci cares to even come back to work at his age. Fuck. 

A lot of this.  Our only hope is that we can BEGIN a coherent federal-level response on January 20, 2021.  We will either do nothing, or shoot ourselves in the dick and go backwards, between now and then.

And again, it's just a hope.  If Trump wins, then our entire COVID strategy will remain "pretend it doesn't exist and hope enough people buy into that delusion."

[WhatTheBuck 28779]

9 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Fauci/Birx effectively hamstrung. Some Hoover Institute/Fox News meathead debuts tonight. 
 

 

Straight out of the Republican war on science playbook. If the scientists are arriving at conclusions that don't fit your policy initiatives (or the bottom lines of your donors), find new scientists. 

[hayden_horn 11362]

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

God, that movie sucked. Donald Trump is to American government what that movie is to the book. A weak and supremely flawed imitation. 

 

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

If you thought the movie was trying to imitate the book, you misunderstood the movie. Or maybe you misunderstood the book. I'm not sure. 

that movie was fully aware of what it was, and what it was doing.

[SydneyCarton 48093]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

A lot of this.  Our only hope is that we can BEGIN a coherent federal-level response on January 20, 2021.  We will either do nothing, or shoot ourselves in the dick and go backwards, between now and then.

And again, it's just a hope.  If Trump wins, then our entire COVID strategy will remain "pretend it doesn't exist and hope enough people buy into that delusion."

Lol. Covid is almost completely irrelevant to ANYTHING at this point other than the election. No plans are going to change. No lives will be saved with a new tactic. No resources or changes can be implemented. And the vaccines in development will chug along independently anything the government can do. 

The best thing that can be done would be for them to resign, say that, and send a shockwave through the United States. Sure 40% won't care, but 60% will fucking care a lot. And "he wouldn't take my advice and I had no ability to work to save American lives, so I resigned. It's the greatest disappointment of me career and life." And then he can hit the talk show circuit and campaign. I realize politicizing this even further is tasteless, but fuck Trump he has no problem doing it and at least my suggestion serves a greater, much greater good. 

[Dahobbs 17534]

8 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

 

that movie was fully aware of what it was, and what it was doing.

The thing is, I'm not sure @WhatTheBuck's analogy is so far off, just not for the reasons he thinks. If Donald Trump is purposefully satirizing America and American politics to show us how terrible they have become, then he is most definitely to the United States what that film is to the book. 

Edited August 12, 2020 by Dahobbs