Donald Trump 2020

[pyrohornIII 4,823]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

You would think he would encourage Democrats to use drop boxes.  Would be easier for his goons to target them, set them ablaze.  Eliminating big chunks of blue votes easily.   

He's so dumb.  Every election administrator in the country has to be hating this fuck by now, even the red ones.

[Francisco 2.0 32,431]

1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

 

So I am guessing this sunday morning, he's having brunch with Jesus before he hits the links?

 

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,578]

10 hours ago, maninblack said:

Refute the Forbes article instead of being an insufferable douche then fuck stick

Don’t you need a comma after ‘then’? Also I thought fuckstick was one word. 

Or do do you mean Daredevil’s mentor?

Edited August 23, 2020 by Bozo_Casanova

[Nivek 16,992]

You would think he would encourage Democrats to use drop boxes.  Would be easier for his goons to target them, set them ablaze.  Eliminating big chunks of blue votes easily.   
He's so dumb.  Every election administrator in the country has to be hating this fuck by now, even the red ones.

I am sure he will try that next. One pile for D votes, one pile for R votes. D-votes are in a trash can.

[pyrohornIII 4,823]

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I thought fuckstick was one word. 

I think it depends on the context.  Fuckstick is what guys hold while they pee (or I guess a dildo like thing), and i think fuck stick has more to do with some sort of sexual gymnastics thing.

[tx 3 putt 77,520]

He’s speaking all four nights of the convention ??

[Nope 3,121]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s speaking all four nights of the convention ??

On enough Adderall to drive up prices nationwide

[Bozo_Casanova 26,578]

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s speaking all four nights of the convention ??

It’s a hoax- here’s the The real schedule of speakers.

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Tuesday, August 25

9:00 pm
The Creatures From Beyond the Mist howl “God Bless America.”

9:05 pm
Grog, Harvester of Souls, details how the GOP is the real big-tent party.

9:20 pm
Round table discussion on the 13th Amendment with Sean Hannity, Stephen Miller, David Duke, and the exhumed corpse of Strom Thurmond.

9:40 pm
Pangoloth, Guardian of the Cave of Doom, lays out his plan to privatize the US postal system.

10:00 pm
Ben Shapiro recites the lyrics to “Thong Song.”

10:10 pm
Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. release a million spiders into a nursing home.

10:20 pm
The roll call of state delegates commences with each delegate taking the traditional blood-oath at the foot of the Altar of Reagan.

10:40 pm
First Lady Melania Trump reads her speech titled, “Going High Is the Only Thing That Works, Because When We Go Low — When We Use Those Same Tactics of Degrading and Dehumanizing Others — We Just Become Part of the Ugly Noise That’s Drowning Out Everything Else. We Degrade Ourselves. We Degrade the Very Causes for Which We Fight.”

 

[jimmyjazz 46,219]

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s speaking all four nights of the convention ??

Gotta get face time.  He was hoping for this, but the China Virus got in the way:

[Burt 4,092]

16 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

"The remarks are the most critical comments known to have been made about the president by a sibling. "

Not completely true. His brother decided to die when he heard Donald was coming to visit a couple of weeks ago. THAT is a critical comment!

[tx 3 putt 77,520]

28 minutes ago, Nope said:

On enough Adderall to drive up prices nationwide

If true a horrible mistake by him. Let the sheep blow you for 3 days, then walk out there like the second coming, in full Robert e lee confederate general uniform. On a white horse 

[Mo Horn 8,855]

51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s speaking all four nights of the convention ??

Of course he is. The real surprise is that they actually scheduled anybody else to speak. 

[Guest Lobo]

Lots of reporters shouting at once:  "Mr. President...what is your response to your close sister, MaryAnne Trump Barry's comments about your Presidency?"
 

Trump (holding one ear closed, to cover all the loud noise):  "No, no.  Not my sister, MaryAnne Barry...It was my cousin...MARVIN...MARVIN BARRY!  Never met him though, he's a musician...that's all I know about him."  

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Serious question. Is trump the dumbest and most evil person in history? I mean maybe hitler was more evil, maybe. But he wasn’t as dumb as trump. Mussolini was pretty dumb and evil but not nearly at trump levels. 

[Huckleberry 33,110]

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Serious question. Is trump the dumbest and most evil person in history? I mean maybe hitler was more evil, maybe. But he wasn’t as dumb as trump. Mussolini was pretty dumb and evil but not nearly at trump levels. 

Trump is not evil, he's just mean.

Evil is when someone is sociopathic, power hungry, and intelligent. When you replace intelligent with dumb, that's just mean.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Trump is not evil, he's just mean.

Evil is when someone is sociopathic, power hungry, and intelligent. When you replace intelligent with dumb, that's just mean.

I suppose that makes some sense. It’s why Obama said he was incapable of being the president. Trump is mentally ill. 
 

Doesn’t mean he won’t do evil things though. Which he has done and given another term, will do far worse. 

[Francisco 2.0 32,431]

36 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Of course he is. The real surprise is that they actually scheduled anybody else to speak. 

And...he's holding a presser today at 6 or so.  5 straight days of Trump, unfiltered in front of cameras.  

What could possibly go wrong.

[HenryJames 66,188]

 

[henrygandorf 29,195]

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

It would be kind of cool if he had some integrity and intelligence.

i'd settle for one or the other at this point, though i realize that's a lot to ask.

[4th&Five 41,599]

He’s quitting???

Edited August 23, 2020 by 4th&Five

[Brisketexan 105,429]

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s quitting???

There will be no good news until he is dead and his entire lineage is in prison or dead with him -- that's just a simple truth.  Even out of office, his family will sow discord and lies to destroy the Republic if they think it will earn them even a scintilla of profit or power.

When he has died (for the love of cholesterol, that this hasn't happened yet to the bloated man-child eating children's food is proof that there is no God), and his entire family has gone to prison or been forced into exile, then maybe we will be rid of the scourge of that family.  Not until then.  This fight will last for decades.  We have ingested a poison that is not easily purged.

Edited August 23, 2020 by Brisketexan

[FondrenRoad 4,378]

34 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s quitting???

He has made a deal with the my pillow guy to put oleandrin and hcq in the water supply nationwide.

And true patriot Bannon is getting a pardon.

And he has never met his sister. Doesn't know her at all.

And he shot an 18 yesterday in his first of 3 rounds of golf.

[4th&Five 41,599]

 

 

Chrisie. Can’t even spell his dumb little insults properly. 

[F250 28,826]

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Serious question. Is trump the dumbest and most evil person in history? I mean maybe hitler was more evil, maybe. But he wasn’t as dumb as trump. Mussolini was pretty dumb and evil but not nearly at trump levels. 

No. He isn't even in the same category as those two. You need to go back to the era of Feudalism for Trump where he is comparable to an inbred retarded king.

[Brisketexan 105,429]

No. He isn't even in the same category as those two. You need to go back to the era of Feudalism for Trump where he is comparable to an inbred retarded king.

He’s Kaiser Wilhelm II reincarnated. Seriously, it’s pathetically uncanny.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

This "Build the Wall" sign has me curious. Would that be the Invisible Wall that was built by Bannon and Co or the Leaning Wall of Baja in California?

[Mo Horn 8,855]

The big announcement will be something like they've reached their hoped for numbers in the vaccine trial. Or some other mundane regularly scheduled thing. We won't know anything for a while, but it doesn't matter because it's going to just disappear any day now. 

[Underdog 28,783]

Probably suckered Beeker from the muppets into it. 

[Guest Lobo]

Dr. Honeydew is my FDA deep-State codename

Edited August 23, 2020 by Lobo

[Bozo_Casanova 26,578]

Convalescent plasma. Welcome to months ago. 

[Underdog 28,783]

What are the odds Donnie was thinking plasma from a plasma tv? 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,797]

The rest of the press not affiliated with Fox or OAN should stop attending press conferences. 

 

[TwiceHorn 31,548]

19 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Convalescent plasma. Welcome to months ago. 

He's so fucking clueless and desperate.

Holds a PC to announce that a largely independent agency has granted a fairly routine (totally in these circumstances) approval to an experimental therapy.  For more experiments.

I don't think any president has ever attempted to take credit for actions of the FDA before.  "My administration approved Viagra!"

Utterly failed leadership trying to score points before the election.  Pathetic.

Edited August 23, 2020 by TwiceHorn

[lemonlime 5,503]

And now he's just lying about state election law.

[Guest Lobo]

This is all obviously the work of Big Plasma!!!!!!!!! /QAnon

"Uh, actually...every human being alive on the planet has about 2.5 liters, on average, of plasma in their body."

"Ah-hah!  So that's what the lizard people are planning to live off of!"  

But hey, they love their country and they support Trump, so let's see how we can help.  Fucking impossible our country is this stupid.  

[henrygandorf 29,195]

he definitely thinks if he announces some miracle breakthrough/treatment/vaccine the week of the election that he'll win going away.

[Matuka 1,315]

7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

he definitely thinks if he announces some miracle breakthrough/treatment/vaccine the week of the election that he'll win going away.

He's gonna pull all sorts of shit the week of the election.  Covid cure, baseless voter fraud allegations, future government handouts that he has no authority to enact, wild-ass Biden accusations, etc.

Of course he does all this now, but it will be done in spades leading up to election day.

[ChiTownDoc 21,173]

10 hours ago, Homercles said:

On a random side note I think it’s absolute horse shit that companies can advertise publicly for prescription drugs...’ask your doctor if xyz is right for you’ pisses me off.  Those ad dollars raise the price of the drug, i want the medical community to make the judgement call on what medication is right for the situation, and with google leading you to believe everything is terminal brain cancer it seems dangerous to hype up medication to non-qualified people.  
 

Yeah those ads piss me off too.  Also all the side effects at the end as if the vast majority of patients have any idea how to quantify any of that risk.  Idiotic.   

Edited August 23, 2020 by ChiTownDoc

[ChiTownDoc 21,173]

46 minutes ago, Matuka said:

He's gonna pull all sorts of shit the week of the election.  Covid cure, baseless voter fraud allegations, future government handouts that he has no authority to enact, wild-ass Biden accusations, etc.

Of course he does all this now, but it will be done in spades leading up to election day.

Every dollar should be spent on getting voters out, not changing their minds.  Nobody is changing their fucking mind at this point.  

[troph 24,912]

They did say under God it's just one of his usual straight up lies.

Like twenty times. As a spawn of Satan I can tell you because I cringed in horror each time I heard it.

[DDD Dad 14,352]

Like twenty times. As a spawn of Satan I can tell you because I cringed in horror each time I heard it.

Yes. During the convention. There were two groups (Muslim Democrat’s and another) that had pre-convention pledge that omitted that phrase.

[pyrohornIII 4,823]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Every dollar should be spent on getting voters out, not changing their minds.  Nobody is changing their fucking mind at this point.  

Yes, we are well past the influence part of this.  Everything is gearing up to GOTV.  In Texas right now we are chasing VBM ballots mailed out last week.   Next will be information on how to vote with said ballots.  After that  will commence the get out the vote campaign.   

[mdmost 43,056]

When 57% of Republicans think 170K deaths is not a big deal and the other 43% are going to vote for you anyway, does it really matter what you say at your little convention?

[SaucyJack 3,504]

41 minutes ago, troph said:

Like twenty times. As a spawn of Satan I can tell you because I cringed in horror each time I heard it.

[TexLonghorn 5,671]

 

[Guest Lobo]

Donald Trump does realize that if he loses this re-election and Ivanka and Jared have to go back to the usual hustle...she is not going to fuck him? 

His window is closing, that's just facts.  Gotta be weird for some of you knowing your False Messiah won't get to inbreed with his daughters because he's too old now, right?  

Edited August 24, 2020 by Lobo

[WhatTheBuck 28,805]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah those ads piss me off too.  Also all the side effects at the end as if the vast majority of patients have any idea how to quantify any of that risk.  Idiotic.   

My favorite is the drug to help you break your nicotine addiction whose side effects are the same symptoms as nicotine withdrawal. Warning: you may become irritable!

[tx 3 putt 77,520]

30 minutes ago, mdmost said:

When 57% of Republicans think 170K deaths is not a big deal and the other 43% are going to vote for you anyway, does it really matter what you say at your little convention?

It’s only killing the blacks and browns, hell 57% probably want to give it a medal. 
 

reminds me of regan not acting against AIDS because him and his White House thought it would only kill the gays 

[WhatTheBuck 28,805]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

It’s only killing the blacks and browns, hell 57% probably want to give it a medal. 

reminds me of regan not acting against AIDS because him and his White House thought it would only kill the gays 

They used to call it "gay cancer." Reagan refused to even talk about it. Until Rock Hudson got it. 

[tx 3 putt 77,520]

5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They used to call it "gay cancer." Reagan refused to even talk about it. Until Rock Hudson got it. 

A man’s man !