Donald Trump 2020

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

That may be partially responsible for the Tweetalance this morning. Distraction so it doesn't get traction.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

3 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

The adults control the weapons. That's all that matters.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/08/29/top-us-general-says-no-role-for-military-in-presidential-vote.html

Your argument is don’t worry about the corrupt dictator breaking laws, dismantling democracy, and grifting America because the current military leaders said they won’t get involved?

cool 

[David Dennison 19,119]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Your argument is don’t worry about the corrupt dictator breaking laws, dismantling democracy, and grifting America because the current military leaders said they won’t get involved?

cool 

People could always do something about it, but football and stuff.

[4th&Five 41,701]

Tweet 100 times then head to the golf course. Presidenting is hard work. 

[Jive Turkey 12,722]

 

[4th&Five 41,701]

Tough decision, America

 

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

He totally wants to fuck her.

[Jive Turkey 12,722]

19 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

He totally wants to fuck her.

 

consider that the GOP is the House of Cucks, Junior would let it happen.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Why does he make the caddy hang off the back of the cart?

[4th&Five 41,701]

Weight distribution. His fat ass would tip it over without that dude. 

[Gil Bang 26,099]

Goddamm it.

 

 

[henrygandorf 29,199]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Goddamm it.

 

 

fucking valley.

[NWBuck 8,590]

12 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Why does he make the caddy hang off the back of the cart?

 

Not enough room on the seat for his huge ass AND another person. Duh

[Brisketexan 105,570]

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Goddamm it.

 

 

We've decided to turn all of our disputes into gunfights.

As a society, that was a really fucking poor decision.  Because then idiots of every strip get to say "cool!  Gunfight!" and start shooting.

[Nivek 17,036]

 

Ugh, this was known in 2017.

[Brandywine 1,320]

7 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Trump just retweeted a Q post that claims only 9,000 people have died from Covid 

He should be removed just for retweeting. A President is supposed to be above all of this childish attitude. Anyone with the nuclear codes should act more mature or else be kicked out. 

[NWBuck 8,590]

22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

We've decided to turn all of our disputes into gunfights.

As a society, that was a really fucking poor decision.  Because then idiots of every strip get to say "cool!  Gunfight!" and start shooting.

Well, it's not like we have the intellectual acuity or emotional decorum to have a productive conversation, nor the ability to see the larger picture of communal engagement and support (dare I say "democracy"?) as opposed to "I wants mine!".

We've evolved right back into cave dwellers hitting each other with rocks.

[Gardner Barnes 1,562]

Trump just retweeted a Q post that claims only 9,000 people have died from Covid 

God dammit. My stupid ass trumpet friend sent that same q tweet to me. Makes sense why he amplified it now.

[Brisketexan 105,570]

6 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Well, it's not like we have the intellectual acuity or emotional decorum to have a productive conversation, nor the ability to see the larger picture of communal engagement and support (dare I say "democracy"?) as opposed to "I wants mine!".

We've evolved right back into cave dwellers hitting each other with rocks.

We are 100% "me," 0% "we."  It is our foundational failure, and nothing -- absolutely nothing, not a goddamned thing -- will get better without changing that.  As a society, we are a car with square wheels.  We can squabble about every other aspect of the car, but until we can start from the simplest, foundational point -- we need round wheels so the car can actually move -- we aren't getting anywhere.  Turbocharge that SOB, whatever -- none of it matters until we can roll.  

[triplehorn 2,664]

2 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

He should be removed just for retweeting. A President is supposed to be above all of this childish attitude. Anyone with the nuclear codes should act more mature or else be kicked out. 

I can tell you that outside of a few square blocks in downtown Portland where a couple Federal buildings are, you wouldn't know it's happening.  There is no sense of panic or it being unsafe outside of that concentrated theatre.  Listening to Trump brazenly embellish the larger situation to sow fear and division, it only underscores that this is unfolding along some kind of script.  Right now, Blackwater (Erik Prince) worldwide website is selling a commemorative tee-shirt 'summer of love' depicting Portland skyline going up in flames.  It's not about acting mature when dark arts are in play.  Trump is a willing clear and present danger to our own stability.

[Biff Tannen 45,763]

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

We are 100% "me," 0% "we."  It is our foundational failure, and nothing -- absolutely nothing, not a goddamned thing -- will get better without changing that.  As a society, we are a car with square wheels.  We can squabble about every other aspect of the car, but until we can start from the simplest, foundational point -- we need round wheels so the car can actually move -- we aren't getting anywhere.  Turbocharge that SOB, whatever -- none of it matters until we can roll.  

Yep. All citizens need to be required to take a civics course focusing on your responsibilities as a citizen. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,823]

Watching that golf clip, looks like he’s losing his balance and staggering around a couple times.

[Mdhorn 6,093]

7 hours ago, triplehorn said:

More than golf, it's probably the main reason he spends so much time at his properties.  hookers and blow.  He can't let it all hang out at the WH.

Unlike the WH, here are no bugs at his properties.  He's paranoid.  

[triplehorn 2,664]

25 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Watching that golf clip, looks like he’s losing his balance and staggering around a couple times.

It's hard to tell, but it looks like he might be knock-kneed.  You can see it occasionally with the right camera angle when he's walking.

Spoiler

It might explain why he wears pants tailored for MC Hammer - to hide his embarrassment over the uncoordinated looking contour of his legs.  When you get a huge gut and ass sitting on top of wobbly alignment, you might resemble a walking game of Jinga.  

[Brandywine 1,320]

Excellent article in the Dallas paper about the Morale Authority of a President. This is part of a series of what it takes to be a good President that they are doing each week. They used examples of past Presidents in times of great need for our country. How they thought of country and people before themselves. They used strong leadership and morale character to help guide our country through these problems. They didn’t mention Trump but it was obvious Trump doesn’t have any of those qualities. 

[Herpa Derpa 6,160]

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Your argument is don’t worry about the corrupt dictator breaking laws, dismantling democracy, and grifting America because the current military leaders said they won’t get involved?

cool 

Not my argument at all, but you do you.

[bluto 4,947]

God dammit. My stupid ass trumpet friend sent that same q tweet to me. Makes sense why he amplified it now.

Same here, which led to their claim ‘many studies have shown world and national deaths are well within range of normal year’

“Link on that?”

‘I’ll have to find them’

i post multiple stats/graphs showing that is 100% false

‘Well we cant tell what’s truly excessive bc we don’t have a control year of 2020 without covid to compare this yr to’

“Are you slow?”

Then it ultimately wound up ‘the economic damage wasn’t worth it’

[Pig Bellmont 8,747]

1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

Unlike the WH, here are no bugs at his properties.  He's paranoid.  

If anything it’s probably the opposite. Listening devices all over Trump properties, but the WH is secure

[Ted Lange 16,155]

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Why does he make the caddy hang off the back of the cart?

 

Lindsey enjoys pretending he is a fireman.  

[Mdhorn 6,093]

38 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

If anything it’s probably the opposite. Listening devices all over Trump properties, but the WH is secure

But the White House isn’t his and it’s not home turf. He prob thinks he runs his own properties.

Edited August 31, 2020 by Mdhorn

[High Plains Drifter 11,055]

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Why does he make the caddy hang off the back of the cart?

 

 

That is standard when you have a caddy and a cart.

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,276]

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

Lindsey enjoys pretending he is a fireman.  

If I was playing with a guy that took that many practice swings there would be a few "Hit the fucking ball already, asshole" statements made.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,276]

First clip of asshole putting, he doesn't pull the pin.  I understand the PGA tour made it ok to leave the pin in, but was that an official change to the USGA rules or just for the PGA Tour?  I haven't kept up all that much lately.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

First clip of asshole putting, he doesn't pull the pin.  I understand the PGA tour made it ok to leave the pin in, but was that an official change to the USGA rules or just for the PGA Tour?  I haven't kept up all that much lately.

Rules? Trump plays Putt-Putt golf except there’s nothing miniature about him.  

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, the guy who orders extrajudicial murders of people gives a flying fuck about your interpretation of the PGA pin rules.  Some of y'all are just precious.  

[Guadaloopy 11,039]

49 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

That is standard when you have a caddy and a cart.

 

We weren’t allowed to ride carts at Pebble.  I hated carts.  Just from a physical work perspective, I’d rather carry double than caddie a single on a cart.  
 

Trump probably tossed a $20 at the end.  

[Guadaloopy 11,039]

10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

First clip of asshole putting, he doesn't pull the pin.  I understand the PGA tour made it ok to leave the pin in, but was that an official change to the USGA rules or just for the PGA Tour?  I haven't kept up all that much lately.

It’s an official change, and also a COVID measure on most courses now.  

[4th&Five 41,701]

This word salad...

 

Edited August 31, 2020 by 4th&Five

[Neonmoon 38,130]

2 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Not my argument at all, but you do you.

I’m sorry for the misinterpretation. please expound on your statement that the military having control of the weapons is all that matters. What were you trying to state with that post?

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

This word salad...

 

That does it. ‘Slow Joe?’ I do believe that Biden should deliberately misconstrue Trump’s meaning here and challenge the President  to a bicycle race. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,828]

3 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Excellent article in the Dallas paper about the Morale Authority of a President. This is part of a series of what it takes to be a good President that they are doing each week. They used examples of past Presidents in times of great need for our country. How they thought of country and people before themselves. They used strong leadership and morale character to help guide our country through these problems. They didn’t mention Trump but it was obvious Trump doesn’t have any of those qualities. 

I guess we'll just have to take your word for it. 

[NWBuck 8,590]

23 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That does it. ‘Slow Joe?’ I do believe that Biden should deliberately misconstrue Trump’s meaning here and challenge the President  to a bicycle race. 

Hell, let them both walk, but have them do it up and down ramps and stairs.

[tantric superman 4,668]

29 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I guess we'll just have to take your word for it. 

I just copied brandy's post and tweeted it and posted it to my facebook. 

[tx 3 putt 77,925]

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

 

Trump probably tossed a $20 at the end.  

Gave him an autograph, worth $10,000 on eBay 

[WhatTheBuck 28,828]

15 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

I just copied brandy's post and tweeted it and posted it to my facebook. 

That's how it works. 

[Upgrayedd 5,824]

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

First clip of asshole putting, he doesn't pull the pin.  I understand the PGA tour made it ok to leave the pin in, but was that an official change to the USGA rules or just for the PGA Tour?  I haven't kept up all that much lately.

That’s evident 

[Gil Bang 26,099]

3 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Lindsey enjoys pretending he is a fireman.  

[yoladu 4,165]

6 hours ago, triplehorn said:

I can tell you that outside of a few square blocks in downtown Portland where a couple Federal buildings are, you wouldn't know it's happening.  There is no sense of panic or it being unsafe outside of that concentrated theatre.  Listening to Trump brazenly embellish the larger situation to sow fear and division, it only underscores that this is unfolding along some kind of script.  Right now, Blackwater (Erik Prince) worldwide website is selling a commemorative tee-shirt 'summer of love' depicting Portland skyline going up in flames.  It's not about acting mature when dark arts are in play.  Trump is a willing clear and present danger to our own stability.

exactly.

[yoladu 4,165]

3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

That is standard when you have a caddy and a cart.

 

i am sure i am golf dense, but why would one need a caddy and cart?

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

13 minutes ago, yoladu said:

i am sure i am golf dense, but why would one need a caddy and cart?

Those bunkers aren't going to rake themselves.

But seriously a forecaddy will read the greens for you and rake your bunkers and clean your clubs.

Edited August 31, 2020 by Grade of D as in David
Goddamn autocorrect