Donald Trump 2020

[triplehorn 2,664]

7 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Probably as fast as we'll see him move. It looks like for a split second the security detail contemplated picking his large ass up.

He 'runs' faster to the bathroom after Doral fish tacos and an Ivanka garden salad.

[Pancho 45,429]

 

[Guest Lobo]

^^^ "Lives Touched" 2.0 

We are living in a simulation.  Just in case my children aren't though, I am gonna stick around and watch Trump suffer.  

Edited September 1, 2020 by Lobo

[Pasken 1,309]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

what the fuck. this is just 250 million of tax payer money for the trump campaign.

[David Dennison 19,117]

3 minutes ago, Pasken said:

what the fuck. this is just 250 million of tax payer money for the trump campaign.

I think they figured out no one can stop them.

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, who is the actual Communications Firm?  Can't wait to see who their Board of Directors/C-Level team is.  

[Degenerate Gardner 4,104]

13 minutes ago, Pasken said:

what the fuck. this is just 250 million of tax payer money for the trump campaign.

They just write it off!

 

[tx 3 putt 77,921]

hmmm, 

Trump said Monday that the nation must restore “patriotic education” in schools as a way to calm unrest in cities and counter “lies” about racism in the United States.

[Macanudo 13,081]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

There needs to be a new epistemological category for Trumpism. Knowledge, Belief and shit Trump makes up.

Lies, damn lies and statistics.

[Biff Tannen 45,763]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

hmmm, 

Trump said Monday that the nation must restore “patriotic education” in schools as a way to calm unrest in cities and counter “lies” about racism in the United States.

Da, komrade. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,940]

This mafucka’s brain is shot.

Edited September 1, 2020 by TheStoicPaisano

[Biff Tannen 45,763]

I can’t fathom the wild shit that’s going to go down in the weeks leading up to the election and the weeks after. There is no bottom. I wouldn’t be surprised if we are in a war or there’s a fucking Reichstag fire. 

[Ted Lange 16,153]

6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

This mafucka’s brain is shot.

 

Caravans are so 2016, now we got thugs on motherfucking PLANES.

Imagine how goddamn stupid you have to be to listen to this dipshit and nod along.  

[David Dennison 19,117]

34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

hmmm, 

Trump said Monday that the nation must restore “patriotic education” in schools as a way to calm unrest in cities and counter “lies” about racism in the United States.

Soon his youthful followers will be wearing similar clothing. Shirts perhaps.

[Jive Turkey 12,722]

 

[Biff Tannen 45,763]

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

And they’re going to come in the night and steal your children!

For fuck’s sake. 

[jimmyjazz 46,470]

We are so fucked.  

Daily, I am not only reminded how utterly fucking stupid a huge percentage of the electorate is, I have to reset my scale because the magnitude of that stupidity just keeps growing.

It's breathtaking.

 

EDIT:  shame on me for thinking highly enough of the average person that I'm always in a position of trying to catch up to reality

Edited September 1, 2020 by jimmyjazz

[Gap03 3,345]

9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Soon his youthful followers will be wearing similar clothing. Shirts perhaps.

I look forward to the Trumpy Youth training videos, with all the production values of an ISIS / Al Qaeda vid (but perhaps with more banjo and fiddle) ...

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

11 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Well, nice knowing that wearing black yoga pants and carrying a backpack while flying gets me put on a list. Thug life Karen, that’s me. 

[Guest Lobo]

"There were like seven people on the plane like this person, and then a lot of people were on the plane to do big damage."

The President of the United States said this on national television?  Any of you Trumpers wanna field this one?  What do Americans think of when somebody in charge says, "On the plane to do big damage?"  Do you think of Antifa thugs coming to Charlotte?  I don't.  I think of another attack like September 11th.  

If Trump was a poster on Surly, he'd get the neg rep for spewing mindless drivel at least a dozen times a day.  What kind of a President says, "On the plane to do big damage" without any contextual awareness.  

[HenryJames 66,277]

We need more clutch cops. @Huckleberry

[Mo Horn 8,899]

He is fucking nuts. He just spews any idea that pops into his mind. 

 

[4th&Five 41,701]

Trump 2020: More of this shit. 

 

[Guest Lobo]

serious question---in the first part of the interview when he said, "A choker.  They choke"  Was he referring to Chauvin who choked Floyd to death, or as in "a choker"...someone who tenses up when something big is on the line?  The second line after Laura interrupts him, I'm taking that to mean someone who tenses up in a serious situation, but I think the first time he meant it as cops who choke people .

I can't fucking believe I have to ask this but here we are, America.

[4th&Five 41,701]

 

[TexEx15 17,812]

The president hocking a book his son wrote and it does not even register on the national conscience.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

We are so fucked.  
Daily, I am not only reminded how utterly fucking stupid a huge percentage of the electorate is, I have to reset my scale because the magnitude of that stupidity just keeps growing.
It's breathtaking.
 
EDIT:  shame on me for thinking highly enough of the average person that I'm always in a position of trying to catch up to reality

I am the same.

I don’t know what it says about us that their depravity and stupidity still shocks and surprises us.

I can’t decide - either it’s a good thing that I still have the bandwidth for outrage or I’m just dumb and naive.

[Cairn Horn88 8,434]

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

As you shoot, so shall you be shot.

[Cairn Horn88 8,434]

3 hours ago, triplehorn said:

just saw this today.  Some seem to think this is evidence of a stroke.  To me this looks like him having knock-knees, with that Jenga gait. 

.

If it's knock knees, he had it growing up.  If he happened to have been mercilessly ridiculed about it in school growing up, that combined with those parents of his is a recipe for nuclear grade narcissism.  Of course he's bragged about being some kind of stellar ball player in high school or whenever, which serves to erase the painful memory of being the opposite.

Appears to be a hitch in his get-a-long.

[Ted Lange 16,153]

 

[Hank Kingsley 21,083]

Try walking around with corndogs in each pocket. 

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8,967]

33 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

We need more clutch cops. @Huckleberry

'But, sir, you're not comparing golf to police shootings, right?"

"No, no. I'm not comparing them. There's no comparison. Did you see what Greg Norman did at the Masters? He choked like a dog and the ratings for the Masters are so high. So many people saw him choke. That's much worse than what happened in Wisconsin."

[elfenix 34,385]

(((thugs)))

[tx 3 putt 77,921]

42 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

We need more clutch cops. @Huckleberry

 

[tx 3 putt 77,921]

8 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

'But, sir, you're not comparing golf to police shootings, right?"

"No, no. I'm not comparing them. There's no comparison. Did you see what Greg Norman did at the Masters? He choked like a dog and the ratings for the Masters are so high. So many people saw him choke. That's much worse than what happened in Wisconsin."

 

1996 Masters. I was a jr engineering student. we all bbq'd that day in anticipation of watching Norman lock down that green jacket

huge choke job !!!!!

[Ted Lange 16,153]

 

[ChiTownDoc 21,217]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

User name not checking out, bro. 

[Biff Tannen 45,763]

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

1996 Masters. I was a jr engineering student. we all bbq'd that day in anticipation of watching Norman lock down that green jacket

huge choke job !!!!!

Yep. Just brutal. 

[Huckleberry 33,521]

55 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

We need more clutch cops. @Huckleberry

This is where the clutch fairy tale has led us. I hope you're happy.

[Sawbonz 27,777]

Dammit beat by the sooner. 
 

your ancestors probably also stole land from my ancestors on the res 

Edited September 1, 2020 by Sawbonz

[TexArcher 38,409]

48 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

The president hocking a book his son wrote and it does not even register on the national conscience.

Seriously.  How many rules does this break?

[TexArcher 38,409]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

We need more clutch cops. @Huckleberry

How fucking awful is what you're about to say when Laura Ingraham is like, "maybe don't say that"?

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2,687]

On 8/29/2020 at 7:03 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

AND I go to MSN's compendium of media and one top headline is "Jacob Blake's family says they have no pastor"

another says "Trump alleges shadowy forces are helping Biden"

neither are Fox news or affiliated ... and without context -- if you don't click --they only help the Dotard. Fucking pathetic ... one thing I don't doubt is that all media want a close race

[TwiceHorn 31,678]

 

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

This is like Jerry O'Connell's Vern Tessio trying to tell a campfire tale in Stand By Me.

His next line should have been "what the hell is Goofy, anyway"?

Edited September 1, 2020 by TwiceHorn

[TwiceHorn 31,678]

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

The president hocking a book his son wrote and it does not even register on the national conscience.

*hawking.

However, "hocking" is a good metaphor for what Trump is doing to the country.

Edited September 1, 2020 by TwiceHorn

[Sawbonz 27,777]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

We are so fucked.  

Daily, I am not only reminded how utterly fucking stupid a huge percentage of the electorate is, I have to reset my scale because the magnitude of that stupidity just keeps growing.

It's breathtaking.

 

EDIT:  shame on me for thinking highly enough of the average person that I'm always in a position of trying to catch up to reality

The average IQ is always going to be 100

[WhatTheBuck 28,825]

14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Here's a simple snapshot of the mindset we're dealing with.  Y'all have seen the Trumpist disinformation about how 94% of COVID deaths aren't really COVID deaths, they had an underlying condition!, right?  So, here's the response of a Trumpist when presented with a rational, scientific explanation of that stat, and why it doesn't mean what she wants it to mean:

"I believe this and no one will change my mind."  That is Trumpism in a nutshell, and it's why we are fucking toast.  

Blind faith is never a good thing. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

The crazy fucker got his plane story from Facebook.

And I am cracking up at the “Heads on a swivel. Watch your six and carry heavy.” nonsense.

I think he hit every dumb pseudo military cliche.

[A-Tex Devil 2,465]

As noted above, Laura fucking Ingraham had to slow Trump down tonight.  He’s fucking gone.  It is scary he can still win.  Vote.  And show that video to those that are sitting it out. 

Edited September 1, 2020 by A-Tex Devil

[Irieguy 1,059]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

serious question---in the first part of the interview when he said, "A choker.  They choke"  Was he referring to Chauvin who choked Floyd to death, or as in "a choker"...someone who tenses up when something big is on the line?  The second line after Laura interrupts him, I'm taking that to mean someone who tenses up in a serious situation, but I think the first time he meant it as cops who choke people .

I can't fucking believe I have to ask this but here we are, America.

No. But what he is doing is equally stupid. He’s saying some people do the wrong thing under pressure. But because the only pressure he’s ever faced is on the golf course he uses golf as a comparison. It’s still insanely insulting. Like shooting an unarmed person is as accidental as missing a putt. Dotard gonna dotard.