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1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

This is what I don't understand about the GOP's insistence on the Muslim Ban.   One the one hand you have a group with enthusiastic support for religious extremism, militarism, government mandated social restrictions and paternalistic suppression of woman's rights.   Then there's the Muslims who will at least turn a blind eye to that GOP extremism.

Eh, that's old news.  Muslims aren't the flavor of the day. 

Everything is law and order and black people tearing shit up now and how even though it's all happening at the direction of Biden under the reign of President Trump, Candidate Trump is just the man to clean it all up.

 

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Let me be candid and honest here my man. I cannot be sympathetic to your comments because this is how adult life has always been. From the moment I stepped out of my home and headed off to college I h

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it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Eh, that's old news.  Muslims aren't the flavor of the day. 

Everything is law and order and black people tearing shit up now and how even though it's all happening at the direction of Biden under the reign of President Trump, Candidate Trump is just the man to clean it all up.

 

Oh, bless your heart.  If you don't think they're gonna claim a handful of muslims are involved in one or more urban riots at some point before Halloween, you haven't been paying attention.  Right now, it's blacks.  Then it'll be Biden-inspired whites.  And when none of those stick, it'll be Muslims.  Probably some Asians peppered in there somewhere.  

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19 hours ago, Ted Lange said:


 

8 times in one minute.  Is he being paid off by "Big Broth" or something?  

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, particularly you Trump supporters...your President has officially gone "From Soup to Nuts"  

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17 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

There may have been a crew on a US aircraft that dropped a couple of cans of soup out of a free fall chute on to the deck of a ship shortly after 9-11 after that ship kept yelling "We love bin Laden" and "death to america" over the VHF radio.   

Hopefully it was Bean with Bacon.

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1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

The state of the nation:

'Merica - fuck yeah.

 

This could not be more on-brand for the GOP if they tried.

19 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Sure he can.  His swing is nails.

 

17 minutes ago, RPM said:

His footwork needs some hammering out.

Man.....I love some good funny blasphemy.

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Well yeah, but to be fair to Trump and McConnell...the 1946 pandemic was YUGE!  I wouldn't worry about our credit rating, Trump will figure out a way to count our over-extended credit against the cost of goods looted.  

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2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

https://www.webmd.com/brain/understanding-als-symptoms#1

Signs of ALS can appear gradually.

You may notice a funny feeling in your hand that makes it harder to grip the steering wheel. Or, you may start to slur your words before any other symptoms show up. Each person with the disease feels different symptoms, especially at first.

Some common early symptoms include:

  • Stumbling
  • A hard time holding items with your hands
  • Slurred speech
  • Swallowing problems
  • Muscle cramps
  • Worsening posture
  • A hard time holding your head up
  • Muscle stiffness

Well good news for Trump pending the type of ALS, his mental capacities will be preserved, so assuming he doesn't have an aggressive form, he could continue for 4 more years.

Good job Surly WebMDs.

Also, he doesn't have ALS.

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Linking to Twitter because it embeds easier for me.

There are some laughs.

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 I felt very uncomfortable, particularly when two of them sat down in my row.

I asked the first one what he does, and he said: “I’m a looter. I just bought this $300 plane ticket so I could travel to wherever and steal $100 worth of clothes, which is something that definitely happens because it makes sense.”

The other guy nodded and said, “I’m an anarchist. And I’m hoping to destroy America while also collecting valuable mileage points for future travel.”

I kept silent for a moment, afraid they would beat me up or destroy my suburb. Then I asked: “So what are you all looking for?”

They both said: “Trouble.”

 

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3 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

There's gotta be a less transphobic image that you can use to make that misogynistic joke.   

Well, I saw the chart, and I realized that it was offensive on two different levels......but I still really wanted to make the cheap joke about another hot, crazy GOP gal selling cruel insanity as her brand, so I got lazy.

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

#MAGA

 

And the stock market is soaring. Hmmmm. What can we conclude from this. The big corporations included in the index are soaking up the markets abandoned by failing small businesses and collecting the lion's share of the relief money. Trump also reduced the big money boy's taxes bigly. Thank God we don't have those evil Russian Oligarchs running things in our great country!

How Amazon, Walmart, and Target Will Keep Winning Barron's 

The American oligarchs don't want to share for the common good, so they raise the spector or radical left socialism coming in here and messing things up for mom and pop while ebil Antifa has the nation's Democrat run cities blazing.

Idiot World on Bended Knee to their Overlords

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I was at HEB today doing my weekly run and was looking for some just plain diced tomatoes (which they didn't have).  An old hag with a Trump mask must have also been looking for the same thing because she spouted off "We're becoming more and more like a third world country every day.  Can you believe they can't even stock tomatoes?"

My reply was, "You are correct, and that's reason #7,219 that I'm voting for Biden.  I never went without diced tomatoes when Obama was President."

Vote Biden to secure our diced tomato supply.

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