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1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

This is what I don't understand about the GOP's insistence on the Muslim Ban.   One the one hand you have a group with enthusiastic support for religious extremism, militarism, government mandated social restrictions and paternalistic suppression of woman's rights.   Then there's the Muslims who will at least turn a blind eye to that GOP extremism.

Eh, that's old news.  Muslims aren't the flavor of the day. 

Everything is law and order and black people tearing shit up now and how even though it's all happening at the direction of Biden under the reign of President Trump, Candidate Trump is just the man to clean it all up.

 

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16 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

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There may have been a crew on a US aircraft that dropped a couple of cans of soup out of a free fall chute on to the deck of a ship shortly after 9-11 after that ship kept yelling "We love bin Laden" and "death to america" over the VHF radio.   

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Eh, that's old news.  Muslims aren't the flavor of the day. 

Everything is law and order and black people tearing shit up now and how even though it's all happening at the direction of Biden under the reign of President Trump, Candidate Trump is just the man to clean it all up.

 

Oh, bless your heart.  If you don't think they're gonna claim a handful of muslims are involved in one or more urban riots at some point before Halloween, you haven't been paying attention.  Right now, it's blacks.  Then it'll be Biden-inspired whites.  And when none of those stick, it'll be Muslims.  Probably some Asians peppered in there somewhere.  

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19 hours ago, Ted Lange said:


 

8 times in one minute.  Is he being paid off by "Big Broth" or something?  

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, particularly you Trump supporters...your President has officially gone "From Soup to Nuts"  

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17 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

There may have been a crew on a US aircraft that dropped a couple of cans of soup out of a free fall chute on to the deck of a ship shortly after 9-11 after that ship kept yelling "We love bin Laden" and "death to america" over the VHF radio.   

Hopefully it was Bean with Bacon.

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Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Sure he can.  His swing is nails.

His footwork needs some hammering out.

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25 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Looks cute and aerodynamic.  And apparently crazy. Where do I sign up.

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(skinnier) TOPANGA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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29 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Looks cute and aerodynamic.  And apparently crazy. Where do I sign up.

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$350 an hour she talk about sucky sucky. 

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1 minute ago, TexLonghorn said:

He just needs some training with Nelson Cruz.  Cruz'll fix that right up.

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He's worked miracles.

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Posted
1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

The state of the nation:

'Merica - fuck yeah.

 

This could not be more on-brand for the GOP if they tried.

19 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Sure he can.  His swing is nails.

 

17 minutes ago, RPM said:

His footwork needs some hammering out.

Man.....I love some good funny blasphemy.

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Well yeah, but to be fair to Trump and McConnell...the 1946 pandemic was YUGE!  I wouldn't worry about our credit rating, Trump will figure out a way to count our over-extended credit against the cost of goods looted.  

Posted
5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

#MAGA

 

just in time for the budget chicken hawks to make loud noises about living within our means and the country is broke and other bullshit slogans

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2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

https://www.webmd.com/brain/understanding-als-symptoms#1

Signs of ALS can appear gradually.

You may notice a funny feeling in your hand that makes it harder to grip the steering wheel. Or, you may start to slur your words before any other symptoms show up. Each person with the disease feels different symptoms, especially at first.

Some common early symptoms include:

  • Stumbling
  • A hard time holding items with your hands
  • Slurred speech
  • Swallowing problems
  • Muscle cramps
  • Worsening posture
  • A hard time holding your head up
  • Muscle stiffness

Well good news for Trump pending the type of ALS, his mental capacities will be preserved, so assuming he doesn't have an aggressive form, he could continue for 4 more years.

Good job Surly WebMDs.

Also, he doesn't have ALS.

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Posted
25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Checking matrix......yep, firmly in the danger zone:

 

There's gotta be a less transphobic image that you can use to make that misogynistic joke.   

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Posted
3 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

There's gotta be a less transphobic image that you can use to make that misogynistic joke.   

Well, I saw the chart, and I realized that it was offensive on two different levels......but I still really wanted to make the cheap joke about another hot, crazy GOP gal selling cruel insanity as her brand, so I got lazy.

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7 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

 

Linking to Twitter because it embeds easier for me.

There are some laughs.

 

Problem is a lot of people will just read the headline and think it actually confirms the batshit story.  Satire has to be clearly labeled these days.

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12 minutes ago, Skyline said:

There's something really uncomfortable about Trump using emojis. Thanks, I gotta use bleach on my eyes now. 

Well at least he's not tweeting about stuff that calls for the eggplant. 

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Posted
48 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

 

Linking to Twitter because it embeds easier for me.

There are some laughs.

 

It had to be on Southwest, right?  Because no real anarchist would tolerate that assigned-seats bullshit.

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I still want to know how the camera store former owner got on air.   How did they find him?  What was the conversation like before they got on air and was it recorded?   

 

WTF?

Posted
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

#MAGA

 

And the stock market is soaring. Hmmmm. What can we conclude from this. The big corporations included in the index are soaking up the markets abandoned by failing small businesses and collecting the lion's share of the relief money. Trump also reduced the big money boy's taxes bigly. Thank God we don't have those evil Russian Oligarchs running things in our great country!

How Amazon, Walmart, and Target Will Keep Winning Barron's 

The American oligarchs don't want to share for the common good, so they raise the spector or radical left socialism coming in here and messing things up for mom and pop while ebil Antifa has the nation's Democrat run cities blazing.

Idiot World on Bended Knee to their Overlords

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