Donald Trump 2020

[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

He just lies reflexively, even about trivial things that are easily refuted. It really is pathological. But he's gotten away with it all his life so why change? It's just amazing that anyone supports this douchebag. 

[Tom 2,959]

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Zat’s a peach, hawn. 
/Melanie

 

 

 

Mark it four, Donny!

 

 

*Yes, I know the first three were practice swings

[TwiceHorn 31,507]

20 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Not only that, it's an opportunity to fly your Trump swag flags (the more, the merrier).

 

 

Half the deal with Trumpism is being "in the club."  It's really a childish thing along with all the other adolescent bullshit that comes with it.

[Covri 6,249]

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Some of y’all already know this but Jimmy Buffett wrote Margaritaville in Austin after eating at a Tex mex restaurant. 

[elfenix 34,326]

[brown water 3,778]

3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

The lake was angry that day, my friends.

Is anyone here a moron biologist? 

[Gil Bang 25,978]

Just now, brown water said:

Is anyone here a moron biologist? 

That's a quality post right there. 

[elfenix 34,326]

[Fletch 5,800]

I was on 360 earlier passing mopac and an ocean of trumptards were lined up to turn onto north bound mopac. I have a Biden-Harris sticker an MJ sticker and a UT emblem on my bumper along with some anti trump shit. I’ll take it off the second we vote this cocksucker out of office. Anyways, traffic was slow enough to where I was driving by em slowly. So I just rolled my window down, put my arm out the window and just flipped the bird to all of em. I was looking straight ahead the whole time as these Douchebags were screaming at me. Felt like walking around the fair after beating OU. Very therapeutic 

Edited September 5, 2020 by Fletch
Misspelled shit

[elfenix 34,326]

[Mapache 1,117]

 

[Nivek 16,946]

27 minutes ago, Dewey said:

I want this to be real

He is a comedian.  

[Tom 2,959]

6 minutes ago, Mapache said:

 

 

Texags is on board.

 

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

Torbush

[Brandywine 1,316]

53 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

"SS MAGA-ritaville"

 

Poor baby!

[Eastwood 4,394]

Ag tag and all

[Bozo_Casanova 26,495]

29 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Some of y’all already know this but Jimmy Buffett wrote Margaritaville in Austin after eating at a Tex mex restaurant. 

He wrote it at the Mueller Airport on the site of my house*. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*maybe

Edited September 5, 2020 by Bozo_Casanova

[atomheartbevo 89,735]

3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

The lake was angry that day, my friends.

Twitter having a field day.

[BrickHorn 18,240]

16 minutes ago, Mapache said:

 

Remember Hulk Hogan’s heel turn? He went from “All you Hulkamaniacs say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and nominate judges who will overturn Roe v. Wade” to “Fuck all y’all! I’m gonna call John McCain a pussy and trade wild conspiracy theories with the family of the guy who did 9/11.” 

This reminds me of that. Except that Hulk Hogan didn’t actually do that shit, but these MAGA fuckwits have.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

I was on 360 earlier passing mopac and an ocean of trumptards were lined up to turn onto north bound mopac. I have a Biden-Harris sticker an MJ sticker and a UT emblem on my bumper along with some anti trump shit. I’ll take it off the second we vote this cocksucker out of office. Anyways, traffic was slow enough to where I was driving by em slowly. So I just rolled my window down, put my arm out the window and just flipped the bird to all of em. I was looking straight ahead the whole time as these Douchebags were screaming at me. Felt like walking around the fair after beating OU. Very therapeutic 

I...can't figure out what I was doing in Austin this morning.

[Biff Tannen 45,692]

Was Dotard in town today?  I heard that, but not sure why the fuck he would come here. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Is he dead yet? 

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Given how it turned out, he probably was the grand marshal of the lake Travis boat parade.

[Fletch 5,800]

25 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I...can't figure out what I was doing in Austin this morning.

God I admire you

[JimmyJames 12,271]

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/05/boats-sink-texas-trump-parade-409332

Trumps lake Travis  boat show sinking is national news now. 

[jimmyjazz 45,984]

This is the greatest thing to happen to Austin since ACL Festival SXSW Aquafest.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is the greatest thing to happen to Austin since ACL Festival SXSW Aquafest.

No boats ever sank because of aqua fest. I’m told its because of all the dudes in white suits who had skipper pins.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

I once got arrested at aqua fest for trying to sneak in after closing time. Thrown in the drunk pen even though I wasn’t drunk. The drunks had a plan to knock down the fence to get out. I abstained. Good times that aqua fest was.

[Burt 4,085]

3 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

 

I could be wrong, but I believe that was from a couple of weeks ago.

Also...

 

[Biff Tannen 45,692]

2 minutes ago, Burt said:

I could be wrong, but I believe that was from a couple of weeks ago.

That sure doesn’t look like Lake Travis. 

[RDCanecutter 26,454]

2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

So what’s up with the whole boat thing? Is it like look at us we’re white and own a boat and you dont?

If it flies, floats, or fucks...

BUY IT, and slap some random Orangeman Flags everywhere.

[henrygandorf 29,192]

41 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Is he dead yet? 

seriously.  every time i see this thread bumped i cross my fingers.

[pyrohornIII 4,815]

2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Please be aggy boats for the double bonus.

More likely Baylor.   

[texas08 1,599]

 

I saw this picture floating around Reddit.

 

This strikes me as a family that was just out and about tubing and got fucked by the cultists and their boats.

 

First observation, not a single dotard flag on their boat, second observation, they’re not white. Would the fire department throw that type of tube to rescue folks? Seems like that family just got screwed by these idiots and their idiotic movement.

 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

12 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

More likely Baylor.   

Pun intended?

[Updawg 2,274]

 
I saw this picture floating around Reddit.
 
This strikes me as a family that was just out and about tubing and got fucked by the cultists and their boats.
 
First observation, not a single dotard flag on their boat, second observation, they’re not white. Would the fire department throw that type of tube to rescue folks? Seems like that family just got screwed by these idiots and their idiotic movement.
 
 

I agree.

I was driving up mopac this afternoon when the caravan of trucks went by. One truck was just fully wrapped with trump bullshit. I assume they were heading back up to Wilco

[heso 2,813]

I just want to commend you all on the last several pages. This is the content I come to this board for. 

[Eskimohorn 5,637]

 

Well, let’s wait to see what Kathy Hitler has to say about the race.

[Pancho 44,860]

 

[Francisco 2.0 32,395]

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

If there ever was a time to doxx someone off their license plate, this is it.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2,409]

Wow.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

If there ever was a time to doxx someone off their license plate, this is it.

If you got a license plate you Can know who they are. Its not hard. 

[Biff Tannen 45,692]

17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Well that’s just not nice. 

[RexWilson 1,348]

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

This is my shocked face.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

And this is my What the Actual Fuck Is Wrong With Him face.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Breaking. Trump is by far the biggest piece of shit who ever lived. More news at 11 Jane. 

[atomheartbevo 89,735]

49 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

People are saying this is the guy

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009280065882

Apparently works for John Deere.  Well, that will soon be "worked".

He's actively deleting or making all of his FB stuff private.  

Edited September 6, 2020 by atomheartbevo

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,876]

19 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And this is my What the Actual Fuck Is Wrong With Him face.

 

Fucking wow