Donald Trump 2020

[4th&Five 41558]

 

[staboner 4974]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

He looks like one of those Timeshare salesmen who come running into the room clapping after you've watched some bs presentation.  

holy shit you nailed it is. 

the price is right is on point too. but this is it right here. 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

He “sucks”.

[jimmyjazz 45963]

Is Courtyard by Marriott getting a cut of Junior's infomercial money?  Sweet suite, DonnyJ.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20400]

40 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Thousands of people dying of Covid every day and he's tweeting about this.

[Anastasis 23474]

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Thousands of people dying of Covid every day and he's tweeting about this.

Thousands of people dying of Covid every day and time for a board software update. 

[Cairn Horn88 8265]

In on page 848....hopefully, we never make it to page 1000!

[Pato del Muerto 52505]

5 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

In on page 848....hopefully, we never make it to page 1000!

The man could die tonight and generate 152 pages of celebratory posts.   We are getting to 1000. 

[Cairn Horn88 8265]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The man could die tonight and generate 152 pages of celebratory posts.   We are getting to 1000. 

Well.....shit.

[aggie08 21504]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Thousands of people dying of Covid every day and he's tweeting about this.

At this point, we just have to take everything that isn't an open call to arms towards Democrats and those who "wronged him" as a positive.

[Eastwood 4394]

3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Things are borked so I can't tell if this has been posted but holy moly somebody needs to stage an intervention:
 

 

Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom...

[Burt 4080]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The man could die tonight and generate 152 pages of celebratory posts.   We are getting to 1000. 

Hopefully we can find out between now and Dec 31st. Be my luck, though, he'll die the week between Christmas and New Years day. That would turn one of my vacation days into a holiday and I'd lose it because I can't carry over more than 240 hours. If I have a vote, I choose today. 

[956 Worldwide 34715]

14 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Oh look, guess what foreign government hacked us???? GUESSSS

 

Cross posting from the daily Texan thread.  Treasury is the lead agency to coordinate Magnitsky and other targeted sanctions which the Russians freaking HATE.

[Brandywine 1316]

11 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Things are borked so I can't tell if this has been posted but holy moly somebody needs to stage an intervention:
 

 

 He’s becoming and sounding more like his dad every day. 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Per usual, the next goalpost moving  is to say they have nominated their own set of electors and to have Congress certify them. The Supreme Court has already ruled against this, but fuckboi gonna fuckboi. 

After January 6 strategy fails, he will just move the goalpost again and say Biden is illegitimate from Mar-E-Lago, and will continue to challenge the election 

 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Per usual, the next goalpost moving  is to say they have nominated their own set of electors and to have Congress certify them. The Supreme Court has already ruled against this, but fuckboi gonna fuckboi. 

After January 6 strategy fails, he will just move the goalpost again and say Biden is illegitimate from Mar-E-Lago, and will continue to challenge the election 

 

Falls right in line with their alternate reality.  Create an alternate presidency.  Maralago fake desk and phone is sounding more and more like reality.  Show him on Dotard TV "working" and signing papers.  His cult will think he's really running things.  Might work out for the best.

Edited December 14, 2020 by Biff Tannen

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

Beth Moore, the hottest 63 year-old Christian minister/whatever in the US, has made the list.
 

Lord have mercy how in the f is that woman 63

[956 Worldwide 34715]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Falls right in line with their alternate reality.  Create and alternate presidency.  Maralago fake desk and phone is sounding more and more like reality.  Show him on Dotard TV "working" and signing papers.  His cult will think he's really running things.  Might work out for the best.

This is actually the next logical step for the QAnon crowd, he can easily convince them that the pedophile roundups and "tribunals" are just around the corner.  Hell, he could probably convince a lot of people to send their IRS checks to Mar-a-Lago. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Forbes headline:

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Four Stabbed, One Shot As Trump Supporters ...

Honestly, does it matter what comes after "Supporters"?

"Four Stabbed, One Shot As Trump Supporters Get Their Coffee At Circle K" works just as well as any other headline.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

He's currently ahead 11-3 in the official  electoral votes.  Is he gonna take a nap and complain that he was ahead when he went to sleep again?  

[RDCanecutter 26446]

18 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Oh look, guess what foreign government hacked us???? GUESSSS

 

HAHA, joke's on the Russians-- we ain't got no treasure at the Treasury Department.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

HAHA, joke's on the Russians-- we ain't got no treasure at the Treasury Department.

Sez you. IOUs are every bit as good as treasure.

[AnTiM 1666]

But the Russians deny they did it, and Trump apparently trusts them, so why don't we do the same?  Damn, it's painful having a brain.

[Mdhorn 5949]

7 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

But the Russians deny they did it, and Trump apparently trusts them, so why don't we do the same?  Damn, it's painful having a brain.

What's the point of having Intelligence?  They should just ask the compromised one.  

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20400]

41 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Falls right in line with their alternate reality.  Create an alternate presidency.  Maralago fake desk and phone is sounding more and more like reality.  Show him on Dotard TV "working" and signing papers.  His cult will think he's really running things.  Might work out for the best.

It's all been revealed by Q.  This is all part of the ruse. Trump's protestations, the alternate slate of electors ... this is all part of the game to throw us off the scent of what's really happening as Trump and JFK, Jr. go hunting for child molesters. You'd have to be an idiot not to see it. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19194]

Dotard's up 35 to 7 in the Electoral College vote. 

 

SToP tHE CoUNT!!!!!!!

[South Austin 52515]

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Dotard's up 35 to 7 in the Electoral College vote.

It's like the Oklahoma State game in 2004.

[Okie State 3821]

It's like the Oklahoma State game in 2004.

You son of a bitch.

[DigDug 1669]

Lol

[aggie08 21504]

17 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

as Trump and JFK, Jr. go hunting for child molesters.

I'd watch that show.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

32 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It's like the Oklahoma State game in 2004.

Here's where Biden goes VY Berserker mode.

[shakahorn 1645]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Sez you. IOUs are every bit as good as treasure.

Well, they are every bit as good...until they're not.

[JimmyJames 12271]

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

HAHA, joke's on the Russians-- we ain't got no treasure at the Treasury Department.

Trump thinks there were good people on both sides of this hack. 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Here's where Biden goes VY Berserker mode.

Man, I was at that game and the 2nd half was just amazing.

[Okie State 3821]

Here's where Biden goes VY Berserker mode.

All I remember from 2004 was Cedric Benson. 2005 was all VY and the infamous juke of Donovan Woods. Both are burned into my memory.

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

It's like the Oklahoma State game in 2004.

More like 2005 game when taken as a whole.

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Yeah, I'm thinking of 2005.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

13 minutes ago, Okie State said:

2 hours ago, Al Bundy said:

Here's where Biden goes VY Berserker mode.

All I remember from 2004 was Cedric Benson. 2005 was all VY and the infamous juke of Donovan Woods. Both are burned into my memory.

Mine, too, though obviously for different reasons.

Good God, those were good days to wear non-radioactive orange.

[JFKFC 4886]

[Brandywine 1316]

We're watching the EC vote like it's election day all over again. Enough already. They should have all got together across the country at the same time and done this thing. 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

5 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

We're watching the EC vote like it's election day all over again. Enough already. They should have all got together across the country at the same time and done this thing. 

Has this ever happened before where they showed EC coverage all day?  I never paid attention because it has never fucking mattered before.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

14 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

This joke woulda worked better if at least one of Geena Davis or Susan Sarandon had weighed 800 pounds, and the other one had walked with a lisp.

[Neonmoon 38129]

 

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"We seated before the legislators here. We already turned it in. We beat them to the game," she said.

"One thing I will say about conservatives, is if something is wrong, and we have lost — a true loss — then we accept," she said. "We're not going to drag people through the mud and fight it. But this clearly has got issues. I saw it with my own eyes and my own research. After that hearing, I was shocked we didn't have any other marching orders."

Thankfully, these people are morons

[MissingInAction 25098]

I haven't snorted cocaine in a long time, but if I were to fall off the wagon I'd want Don Jr's dealer.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Thankfully, these people are morons

hmmm

Arizona sketches out a series of criminal charges relating to voting and election fraud, but those mostly appear to mostly deal with casting regular ballots or tallying the ballots. 

It also has a provision for making, possessing or presenting what are known as forged instruments with an intent to defraud. That is a felony offense.  

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

51 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Pence needs to be holding on Trump's hair like Jr holding Buford T Justice's hat.

[Fletch 5800]

1 hour ago, Okie State said:

3 hours ago, Al Bundy said:

Here's where Biden goes VY Berserker mode.

All I remember from 2004 was Cedric Benson. 2005 was all VY and the infamous juke of Donovan Woods. Both are burned into my memory.

Surely you remember the Ramonce Taylor reverse. Watching that play unfold was pornographic 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

48 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Thankfully, these people are morons

So they sent it in a week early and just thought no one would notice?

[Biff Tannen 45691]

41 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

hmmm

Arizona sketches out a series of criminal charges relating to voting and election fraud, but those mostly appear to mostly deal with casting regular ballots or tallying the ballots. 

It also has a provision for making, possessing or presenting what are known as forged instruments with an intent to defraud. That is a felony offense.  

Cool.  Now will anyone actually charge these people?  If not, then laws don't matter for shit.

[Blotto 23525]

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Pence needs to be holding on Trump's hair like Jr holding Buford T Justice's hat.

Hold my Hair!