Donald Trump 2020

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That sounds very low to me. 

[Brisketexan 105,096]

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

Burn it, cover it in ketchup, and he'll eat it in a perfect mobius strip of shittacularness.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

"I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it."

[WhatTheBuck 28,777]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

That’s all?  I thought we were pushing past $100MM several months ago.

HuffPo had his total at nearly $106 Million last June. 

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-doonbeg-video_n_5cfa7f93e4b0c7edd0b661a5

[Guest Lobo]

40 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

"I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it."

Hey Melania, you wanna make $14...the hard way?  

[Horndog 2,228]

9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I think the Obama distraction serves a lot of purposes but the main one is to neutralize the idea of criminally prosecuting a former president.

A good baked in “both sides” narrative when the time comes.  

Basically, fling enough shit at Obama and hopefully the next administration determines it’s just not worth it to bring Trump to justice. “We need to come together and heal as a nation.” Or some other Nancy Pelosi type bullshit. 

I think it would be a brilliant move for Biden to publicly announce be intends to pardon Trump after his inauguration.

[Lurch 5,930]

Fuck that. He needs to run on addressing all of the corrupt activity of the last 4 years. I’d guess a fair amount of which won’t be unearthed until he takes office.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

“I have a Dream” part 2, something boogaloo.

With Trump having had the Fox interview there, it would be lit. Trump was sitting down, Obama would stand backlit with Lincoln behind him. Trump is a showman, but Obama is Presidential and it would show.

No way it would be allowed to happen even if the DNC wanted it to, but it's nice to think about.

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1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

4 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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"I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it."

That's not horse meat, it's jackass.

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[jimmyjazz 45,900]

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reëlection

LOL

[High Plains Drifter 11,036]

On 5/13/2020 at 11:37 AM, Irwin F Fletcher said:

 

 

Sent from my Pixel 3 XL using Tapatalk
 

 

 

 

"you've gotten so much done, tax legislation, I mean international things, uh so much done.."

[4th&Five 41,525]

 

[High Plains Drifter 11,036]

 

"you take the first three years, we gotten so much done, tax cuts, uh regulations, uh we've gotten so much done..."

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I like the little explanation about what it means to use Madison Avenue as a descriptor in that way. 
 

I guess Fox needs to have little lesson plans in their segments. Kind of like Sesame Street for grown ups. Lou Dobbs does faintly resemble Oscar the Grouch. 

[4th&Five 41,525]

Lunatic. 

 

[mdmost 43,001]

7 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

Burn that fucker to a crisp and toss a shitty cooked carrot and some undercooked potatoes next to it, with a splash of spilled red wine, and GR Horn will be jerking it to that thing for a month. 

Edited May 15, 2020 by mdmost

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

This is low key, “Russia if you’re listening” 

[TDunk 590]

Got a few emails that were addressed to my pops:

Spoiler

JOE BIDEN IS GUILTY Oh how the tables have turned, Todd. Joe Biden used the federal government to ILLEGALLY SPY on my 2016 campaign and to further the Russian Collusion Delusion. Can you believe it? First, I was accused of colluding with the Russians. Next, the Democrats wasted your time and money with a 3-YEAR WITCH HUNT. Then, they IMPEACHED ME for being a perfect President. After that, I was ACQUITTED (I did nothing wrong). And now, there is evidence showing that Sleepy Joe is the GUILTY one. The Liberals have ALWAYS been trying to take me down, and more importantly, they’ve been trying to take YOU down, Todd. We are halfway through the month and now that Sleepy Joe is a certified CROOK, I want to make a statement SO BIG that even while he’s hiding in his basement, he won’t be able to ignore us.   FOR THE NEXT HOUR: ALL CONTRIBUTIONS WILL BE 500%-MATCHED! Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT HOUR to help make a HUGE statement and your gift will automatically be 500%-MATCHED. >>   DONOR FILE   500%-MATCH: NOT USED DEADLINE: 1 HOUR CONTRIBUTE $5 = $30 CONTRIBUTE $20 = $120     CONTRIBUTE $15 = $90   CONTRIBUTE $10 = $60   CONTRIBUTE $5 = $30   CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT Please contribute ANY AMOUNT RIGHT NOW and your gift will be 500%-MATCHED.   Thank you, Donald J. Trump President of the United States     CONTRIBUTE $5 = $30

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CONGRATULATIONS - You have been formally selected to join the Trump Presidential Honor Roll in recognition of your unwavering support and commitment to President Donald J. Trump.   Todd, President Trump has always been able to rely on you as a dedicated supporter, which is why we are proud to offer you the exclusive opportunity to join the Trump Presidential Honor Roll. As a member of the Honor Roll, President Trump will be relying on YOU to advise him throughout the coming months on the proper course of action when countering the Left’s LIES and deceptions. When he needs guidance, HE’LL TURN TO YOU, Todd. Joining President Trump’s Honor Roll is absolutely paramount if we’re going to secure another FOUR MORE YEARS and keep our Nation out of the hands of BIG GOVERNMENT SOCIALISTS, and that’s why we are calling on YOU to step up and accept the offer TODAY. The Honor Roll is a select group and we can only guarantee your spot for the NEXT 3 HOURS before we release it. Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT 3 HOURS to join the Trump Presidential Honor Roll. >>   TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL HONOR ROLL DEADLINE: NEXT 3 HOURS HONOR ROLL STATUS: MISSING CONTRIBUTE $5 CONTRIBUTE $20   CONTRIBUTE $15   CONTRIBUTE $10   CONTRIBUTE $5   CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT

President Trump really needs you on his team as a member of his Honor Roll. When the Left comes for us, we want to be able to show them the list of Patriots who are proud to fight for THEIR PRESIDENT! We’ll be finalizing the updated roster soon, and we want to make sure YOUR NAME is on there for everyone to see.

Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT 3 HOURS to join the Trump Presidential Honor Roll and to get on the roster.   Thank you, Team Trump 2020       CONTRIBUTE $5

 

[tx 3 putt 76,907]

get that $$$

[jimmyjazz 45,900]

I'm dying over the 5X match.  Yep, that's gonna happen.

[Blotto 23,498]

Those ads are targeted at the mentally challenged.

The Trump Presidential Honor Roll is an elite cadre within the GOP. You can join by donating $2,800.00 or, fuck it, $5. But you must act within the next 3 hours!

 

 

 

 

Edited May 15, 2020 by Blotto

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I’d give him $5 to be in the honor roll if the guidance I got to give was for him to go fuck himself 

[tx 3 putt 76,907]

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

The Trump Presidential Honor Roll is an elite cadre within the GOP. You can join by donating $2,800.00 or, fuck it, $5. But you must act within the next 3 hours! 

 

the only honor roll the avg trumpkin can ever claim 

[jimmyjazz 45,900]

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The Trump Presidential Honor Roll is an elite cadre within the GOP. You can join by donating $2,800.00 or, fuck it, $5. But you must act within the next 3 hours!

It's more subtle than that.  It's hosted by the

 

Certified Website of President Donald J.

Trump

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

1 hour ago, TDunk said:

Got a few emails that were addressed to my pops:

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JOE BIDEN IS GUILTY Oh how the tables have turned, Todd. Joe Biden used the federal government to ILLEGALLY SPY on my 2016 campaign and to further the Russian Collusion Delusion. Can you believe it? First, I was accused of colluding with the Russians. Next, the Democrats wasted your time and money with a 3-YEAR WITCH HUNT. Then, they IMPEACHED ME for being a perfect President. After that, I was ACQUITTED (I did nothing wrong). And now, there is evidence showing that Sleepy Joe is the GUILTY one. The Liberals have ALWAYS been trying to take me down, and more importantly, they’ve been trying to take YOU down, Todd. We are halfway through the month and now that Sleepy Joe is a certified CROOK, I want to make a statement SO BIG that even while he’s hiding in his basement, he won’t be able to ignore us.   FOR THE NEXT HOUR: ALL CONTRIBUTIONS WILL BE 500%-MATCHED! Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT HOUR to help make a HUGE statement and your gift will automatically be 500%-MATCHED. >>   DONOR FILE   500%-MATCH: NOT USED DEADLINE: 1 HOUR CONTRIBUTE $5 = $30 CONTRIBUTE $20 = $120     CONTRIBUTE $15 = $90   CONTRIBUTE $10 = $60   CONTRIBUTE $5 = $30   CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT Please contribute ANY AMOUNT RIGHT NOW and your gift will be 500%-MATCHED.   Thank you, Donald J. Trump President of the United States     CONTRIBUTE $5 = $30

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CONGRATULATIONS - You have been formally selected to join the Trump Presidential Honor Roll in recognition of your unwavering support and commitment to President Donald J. Trump.   Todd, President Trump has always been able to rely on you as a dedicated supporter, which is why we are proud to offer you the exclusive opportunity to join the Trump Presidential Honor Roll. As a member of the Honor Roll, President Trump will be relying on YOU to advise him throughout the coming months on the proper course of action when countering the Left’s LIES and deceptions. When he needs guidance, HE’LL TURN TO YOU, Todd. Joining President Trump’s Honor Roll is absolutely paramount if we’re going to secure another FOUR MORE YEARS and keep our Nation out of the hands of BIG GOVERNMENT SOCIALISTS, and that’s why we are calling on YOU to step up and accept the offer TODAY. The Honor Roll is a select group and we can only guarantee your spot for the NEXT 3 HOURS before we release it. Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT 3 HOURS to join the Trump Presidential Honor Roll. >>   TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL HONOR ROLL DEADLINE: NEXT 3 HOURS HONOR ROLL STATUS: MISSING CONTRIBUTE $5 CONTRIBUTE $20   CONTRIBUTE $15   CONTRIBUTE $10   CONTRIBUTE $5   CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT

President Trump really needs you on his team as a member of his Honor Roll. When the Left comes for us, we want to be able to show them the list of Patriots who are proud to fight for THEIR PRESIDENT! We’ll be finalizing the updated roster soon, and we want to make sure YOUR NAME is on there for everyone to see.

Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT 3 HOURS to join the Trump Presidential Honor Roll and to get on the roster.   Thank you, Team Trump 2020       CONTRIBUTE $5

 

When the Left comes for us, we want to be able to show them the list of Patriots who are proud to fight for THEIR PRESIDENT! We’ll be finalizing the updated roster soon, and we want to make sure YOUR NAME is on there for everyone to see.

Wow, so the Left is gonna come for blood and the Trumpers are going to hand them a list with your name on it? Don't miss out, Todd, this is the opportunity of a lifetime, and you've been formally selected! 

[Gengs1 2,583]

18 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Also this. I received an email from Karl Rove asking for money this week. Sorry Karl, all out of dollars. You might be able to ask ELIZABETH WARREN for a loan since she is to whom I sent my spare money.

 

If he gets Karl Rove on his team, he will be really hard to beat this fall, Karl really knows how to sell stupid idea to stupid ppl and make it stick 

[Player 4,575]

Those ads are targeted at the mentally challenged.

The Trump Presidential Honor Roll is an elite cadre within the GOP. You can join by donating $2,800.00 or, fuck it, $5. But you must act within the next 3 hours!
 
 
 
 

Who’s who among American deplorables

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[burntorangebongos 10,710]

Well, I for one am intrigued by what they have in their hot hacker hands. 

 

[Jiggy-Z 3,432]

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Well, I for one am intrigued by what they have in their hot hacker hands. 

 

Never negotiate.  Call their bluff.

[Red Five 40,853]

I'm sure releasing some truly horrid shit about Trump might do some damage. Like, his approval rating would probably drop from 42% to 41% (temporarily). 

[conVINCEd 21,469]

12 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Well, I for one am intrigued by what they have in their hot hacker hands. 

 

Soros got a spare $42m lying around?

Edited May 15, 2020 by conVINCEd

[Biff Tannen 45,676]

What an odd number.

[DixonHur 11,296]

14 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Well, I for one am intrigued by what they have in their hot hacker hands. 

 

I wish this were true, but sounds like just another grift to me.

[DixonHur 11,296]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

What an odd number.

Actually, it's an even number

[Biff Tannen 45,676]

[Guest Lobo]

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What an odd number.

If you have some spare time during SIP, go watch the scene in Caddyshack where Lou tells the foursome, "I have a number of tees in my hand.  Your Honor, odd or even?"

Really pay careful attention to intonation and facial expression of Ted Knight when he says "Odd"  He's not guessing 3 or 5 tees, he's saying it's strange that Lou would be walking around with multiple tees hidden his hand.  It is such a subtle and brilliant moment by Ted Knight.  

So yes, $42mm is an even number.  But it's an odd request.  Somewhere else $21mm is mentioned in the article, so maybe somebody called their bullshit and said, "Fuck it, double or nothing."  Reminds me of the movie "52 Pick-Up" where the blackmailers demand $105,000, an event amount that's odd.  

Anyway, of course there's a thread on DT with Trump's name in the fucking thread title, and I've already been negged for using his name in a post.  

[Eskimohorn 5,633]

Question about the Trump pandemic playbook.

Where is this playbook for novel corona viruses they redid in 2019? Was it used?

[Francisco 2.0 32,389]

https://thebulwark.com/newsletter-issue/how-brad-parscale-conned-donald-trump/

 

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A lot has been written about the Trump campaign’s super-sophisticated digital operation. I am . . . not skeptical, exactly. But let me say this:

Brad Parscale has a very keen interest in making sure that his operation is portrayed as a gigantic, all-powerful black box.

In 2016, Trump cycled through campaign managers at a rapid clip. The only job security Parscale has comes from convincing Trump that he has built some magical machine which no one else—and especially not Old Man Trump—can understand. Or operate.

 

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Creating the impression that the entire Trump campaign will rise or fall with an opaque digital operation is a way to make Parscale un-fireable. Because unlike the 2016 campaign, which was basically about letting Trump be Trump, there is now a great deal of sunk-cost into an operation which is purpose-built to keep the septuagenarian boss from understanding how it works. Or even, what it really is.

So let’s couple that with the reality that even very sophisticated tech operations are pretty not-great at predicting what people want.

 

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How many “recommendations” that Netflix pushes at you do you watch relative to content you discover on your own?

How often do you buy one of the “people also bought” suggestions from Amazon?

I bring this up because yesterday a friend forwarded an email he recently got from the Trump campaign touting an interactive survey:

 

 

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Super sophisticated, right? This is in line with all of the gamefication ideas you see Parscale pushing about how the campaign is turning Trump voters into active participants and yadda yadda yadda.

Well, scroll on down to Question 10 in the survey:

 

 

Spoiler

Oops.

What I’m driving at here is that maybe Trump Digital really is a Death Star. But that’s a non-falsifiable proposition. The digital operation is too sprawling, too micro-targeted, and too evanescent for anyone to really have a handle on how effective it is.

All you can really do is look at the polls. And as Harry Enten wrote last weekend, Biden has the largest and steadiest lead any challenger has ever held against an incumbent.

As in: Ever.

I’m sure Big Brad will tell the boss that without his Magical Internet Machine he’d be losing to Biden by even more right now. And for all I know, that’s true.

But I kind of suspect it’s not.

In way, all of this is just one more sign of Trump’s weakness. In 2016, Trump bet on himself. He saw campaigns as basically superfluous and certainly viewed campaign managers as disposable cogs in the machine that is the cult of Donald J. Trump.

If Trump keeps Parscale around even as he lags Biden in the polls, it’s a sign that the president no longer believes that he is enough to get his voters out on his own and that he’s hostage to whatever sales pitch he bought from Parscale.

It’s a good reminder that inside every con man is a mark.

 

[woohorn 1,131]

Anyone surprised Drumpf's big vaccine Manhattan Project presser was 42 minutes late?

That should be the first question so that his tone gets set early.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,324]

Operation Warp Speed?!? Is this the first action of Space Force?

[Chooky 13,307]

HENRYJAMESGATE!

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

42 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Well, I for one am intrigued by what they have in their hot hacker hands. 

 

Those 5x contribution matches are required elsewhere at the moment.

[TornACL 7,698]

49 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Never negotiate.  Call their bluff.

Trump will get personally involved in the negotiations and talk them down to the point that they agree to only release 20% of the dirt on exchange for $65M.

ART OF THE DEAL! 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

I love seeing Biden's lead where it is, but who doesn't think dotard closes the gap once his Klan rallies restart?

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I love seeing Biden's lead where it is, but who doesn't think dotard closes the gap once his Klan rallies restart?

He could hold a rally every day until the election, his numbers are not going to go up. The day he took office his approval rating was at  45.5% and a disapproval rating of 41.3%. Today nearly 3.5 years later his approval rating is 43.6% and a disapproval rating of 52%. He could magically pull a vaccine out of his ass and his approval rating wouldn't top 46%.

[DixonHur 11,296]

2 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

He could magically pull a vaccine out of his ass and his approval rating wouldn't top 46%.

Just for the record, I wouldn't advise anyone to inject anything that came from Trump's ass.

[Guest Lobo]

$50 and my left nut says by October, he'll be saying, "We're very close on the vaccine.  The only thing that might delay it would be a disruption in leadership of the country.  I'm working very closely with the team and another administration could come in here and they'd need months to get up to speed and we'd be so delayed in that case."

He's going to make stupid people believe that if he's voted out of office, the vaccine process will be significantly delayed.  And it's going to work.