Donald Trump 2020

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

Rose Garden PC at 1300 central. Get your popcorn/booze/weed ready.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

Probably going to take credit for having former policeman Chauvin arrested.

[Gap03 3,287]

16 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Glorious. I don't think I've read that guy before. I like his style, dude. 

Everything Trump Touches Dies was therapeutic to me.  Rick definitely has a way with words that resonates with me ...

[4th&Five 41,461]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,849]

haven't verified, but holy shit if true:

 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

Well somebody did suggest a Blue Angels or Thunderbirds flight over Minneapolis, maybe this was all the government could muster on short notice.

[WhatTheBuck 28,718]

1 hour ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

why does he gotta be so divisive tho? 

He's black, erudite, and articulate. That really gets under certain people's skin. 

[Macanudo 12,928]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Wait.  We're gonna fight Canada?  I mean, having British Columbia as our 51st state would be cool though.   Of course our Dildo-in-Chief would probably demand renaming it to Trumpish Columbia.

[WhatTheBuck 28,718]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

MAKE MADAGASCAR GREAT AGAIN!

Say that five times really fast.  

That that that that that. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

14 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

haven't verified, but holy shit if true:

 

Hope it gets shot down. Arms race needs a salary cap.

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

 

[Pancho 44,498]

What is this press conference about?

[Vito Andolini 9,115]

Supposed to be about China.

[Chuckie Finster 22,600]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Supposed to be about CHINA!

fify

[kevwun 15,668]

Not enough bad shit going on, let's poke China just for the hell of it.

[Biff Tannen 45,504]

1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

It seems like it was 30 1/2 years ago that this man was the President, not 3 1/2 years ago.  We have gone from apples to oranges.  Damn.

ISWYDT

[Hookah Horns 3,082]

58 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Everything Trump Touches Dies was therapeutic to me.  Rick definitely has a way with words that resonates with me ...

I'm already listening to it and it's hilarious. Lost it when he calls Christie Trump's "hitmanatee." 🤣 

The term Vichy Republican is perfect. 

I need to get my parents to read this, but that's probably a non-starter. 

Edited May 29, 2020 by Hookah Horns

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,849]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,074]

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

What is this press conference about?

Himself.  It's always about him. 

[Hookah Horns 3,082]

51 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

haven't verified, but holy shit if true:

 

No way. I'm out of here if true. 

[yoladu 4,067]

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

 

tldnr

 

(I am kind of joking, but kind of not)

[Pasken 1,309]

Trump yelling about China in the rose garden for some reason.

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

OBAMA!

 

Drink.

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

Why is he yelling into the mic?

[WhatTheBuck 28,718]

24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

What is this press conference about?

Trump campaigning for reelection. That's all he's doing from now until November. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

Wuhan virus!

 

Drink.

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

Oh for fucks sake - he just ended our relationship with WHO.

 

He never even filled the open seat the US has on the WHO board.

 

Looks like all blame (and 100k deaths) is going to the WHO and China.

[Bone3421 716]

So he finally did it....war with China imminent???

[Aqua Buddha 14,525]

Market taking this well.  Might be down 800 points by the time he’s done.

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Oh for fucks sake - he just ended our relationship with WHO.

 

He never even filled the open seat the US has on the WHO board.

 

Looks like all blame (and 100k deaths) is going to the WHO and China.

He says “Hong Kong” like we say “Hong Kong” (when we’ve been drinking)

[Underdog 28,458]

The Jan Brady of Presidents...  China, China, China. 

[SubliminalHorn 6,682]

Hhuong Kong 

[4th&Five 41,461]

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

Oh cool - he just 'cut-off' all investments in Chinese businesses.

 

Also - he looks like he is going to stroke out before he finishes this speech.

[Mo Horn 8,808]

We'll be in a war with China before election day. 

[Guest Lobo]

Politics aside, what the fuck is up his voice at the end of sentences?

[SubliminalHorn 6,682]

So this seems...big?

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

He doesn't understand, literally, 75% of what hes talking about.

[Red Five 40,683]

Nothing else going on. Might as well find a mic and start yelling about China and the WHO. 

[SubliminalHorn 6,682]

Stop fucking saying Hong Kong like that

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

*sniff sniff*

 

Drink.

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

lol - No questions.

[Mo Horn 8,808]

And he takes no questions

[Bozo_Casanova 26,306]

uh, wtf?

[SubliminalHorn 6,682]

And not a word about what else is going on. Oh the country is just unraveling right now, let’s start a war with China too. Didn’t take any questions either, what a PUSSY

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Navarro:

[hobbes2702 12,850]

What the fuck just happened?

[Aqua Buddha 14,525]

Market down 400 at one point and now it's flat, all in the past five minutes.  WTF?

[4th&Five 41,461]

 

[Saint Tacky 1,610]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

This is the same asshole that still gripes about the "Central Park Five" being guilty as hell despite their having been fully exonerated