Donald Trump 2020

[TheStoicPaisano 9950]

Rose Garden PC at 1300 central. Get your popcorn/booze/weed ready.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3555]

Probably going to take credit for having former policeman Chauvin arrested.

[Gap03 3380]

16 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Glorious. I don't think I've read that guy before. I like his style, dude. 

Everything Trump Touches Dies was therapeutic to me.  Rick definitely has a way with words that resonates with me ...

[4th&Five 41914]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34088]

haven't verified, but holy shit if true:

 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3555]

Well somebody did suggest a Blue Angels or Thunderbirds flight over Minneapolis, maybe this was all the government could muster on short notice.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

1 hour ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

why does he gotta be so divisive tho? 

He's black, erudite, and articulate. That really gets under certain people's skin. 

[Macanudo 13265]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Wait.  We're gonna fight Canada?  I mean, having British Columbia as our 51st state would be cool though.   Of course our Dildo-in-Chief would probably demand renaming it to Trumpish Columbia.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

MAKE MADAGASCAR GREAT AGAIN!

Say that five times really fast.  

That that that that that. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9950]

14 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

haven't verified, but holy shit if true:

 

Hope it gets shot down. Arms race needs a salary cap.

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

 

[Pancho 46095]

What is this press conference about?

[Vito Andolini 9432]

Supposed to be about China.

[Chuckie Finster 22994]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Supposed to be about CHINA!

fify

[kevwun 16366]

Not enough bad shit going on, let's poke China just for the hell of it.

[Biff Tannen 46075]

1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

It seems like it was 30 1/2 years ago that this man was the President, not 3 1/2 years ago.  We have gone from apples to oranges.  Damn.

ISWYDT

[Hookah Horns 3089]

58 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Everything Trump Touches Dies was therapeutic to me.  Rick definitely has a way with words that resonates with me ...

I'm already listening to it and it's hilarious. Lost it when he calls Christie Trump's "hitmanatee." 🤣 

The term Vichy Republican is perfect. 

I need to get my parents to read this, but that's probably a non-starter. 

Edited May 29, 2020 by Hookah Horns

[Longhorn_Fan68 34088]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21529]

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

What is this press conference about?

Himself.  It's always about him. 

[Hookah Horns 3089]

51 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

haven't verified, but holy shit if true:

 

No way. I'm out of here if true. 

[yoladu 4187]

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

 

tldnr

 

(I am kind of joking, but kind of not)

[Pasken 1310]

Trump yelling about China in the rose garden for some reason.

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

OBAMA!

 

Drink.

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

Why is he yelling into the mic?

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

What is this press conference about?

Trump campaigning for reelection. That's all he's doing from now until November. 

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

Wuhan virus!

 

Drink.

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

Oh for fucks sake - he just ended our relationship with WHO.

 

He never even filled the open seat the US has on the WHO board.

 

Looks like all blame (and 100k deaths) is going to the WHO and China.

[Bone3421 716]

So he finally did it....war with China imminent???

[Aqua Buddha 14786]

Market taking this well.  Might be down 800 points by the time he’s done.

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Oh for fucks sake - he just ended our relationship with WHO.

 

He never even filled the open seat the US has on the WHO board.

 

Looks like all blame (and 100k deaths) is going to the WHO and China.

He says “Hong Kong” like we say “Hong Kong” (when we’ve been drinking)

[Underdog 29113]

The Jan Brady of Presidents...  China, China, China. 

[SubliminalHorn 6997]

Hhuong Kong 

[4th&Five 41914]

 

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

Oh cool - he just 'cut-off' all investments in Chinese businesses.

 

Also - he looks like he is going to stroke out before he finishes this speech.

[Mo Horn 8933]

We'll be in a war with China before election day. 

[Guest Lobo]

Politics aside, what the fuck is up his voice at the end of sentences?

[SubliminalHorn 6997]

So this seems...big?

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

He doesn't understand, literally, 75% of what hes talking about.

[Red Five 41619]

Nothing else going on. Might as well find a mic and start yelling about China and the WHO. 

[SubliminalHorn 6997]

Stop fucking saying Hong Kong like that

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

*sniff sniff*

 

Drink.

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

lol - No questions.

[Mo Horn 8933]

And he takes no questions

[Bozo_Casanova 26779]

uh, wtf?

[SubliminalHorn 6997]

And not a word about what else is going on. Oh the country is just unraveling right now, let’s start a war with China too. Didn’t take any questions either, what a PUSSY

[TheStoicPaisano 9950]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Navarro:

[hobbes2702 13365]

What the fuck just happened?

[Aqua Buddha 14786]

Market down 400 at one point and now it's flat, all in the past five minutes.  WTF?

[4th&Five 41914]

 

[Saint Tacky 1647]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

This is the same asshole that still gripes about the "Central Park Five" being guilty as hell despite their having been fully exonerated