Donald Trump 2020

[Jack Straw 2953]

22 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

38 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

46% is still MILLIONS of people.  That's what blows my mind.

But only 21% think America is heading in the right direction. Trump better start cracking the whip on those remaining 25% of MAGA who aren't totaling sipping the Kool Aid.

@Johnny Sack and the remaining 25% think we need more racism and utter incompetence from the President of the United States, and way more lib owning to really get this country on track.  

[Slacks 6791]

Was W a good president?  Nope.  Compared to what we have in there now, was he a great president?  Yep.

"George Bush wasn't a good President. Some say he was weak on terrorism and the reason for 911. He was definitely the reason for Obama, we all know that. He didn't do anything to help the blacks, who, by the way, I've helped many."

[tantric superman 4667]

46 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i wish Obama and Bush would team up for a PSA. something, anything...show the contrast. i'd say all the living presidents but i fear a Clinton presence would just muddy the waters/issue. but Obama and Bush, the immediate predecessors...i feel like that would have some weight? i dunno...shit is pretty fucked. 😟

Maybe go really old school with Dan Quayle, who seemed to be down with the flava...

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
(Vice President Dan Quayle - this was part of his address to the United Negro College Fund, whose slogan is "a mind is a terrible thing to waste")

[GhostOfTomJoad 9308]

27 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Really wish Melania would divorce his ass right now during his term. I might gain a shred of respect for her. 

 

Those are mighty large glasses Melania's wearing. The kind of glasses that some women in abusive relationships wear when they're trying to conceal a black eye. Some people are saying she's been beaten repeatedly by Donald. Many people are just asking questions.

That's how it works, right?

[Covri 6231]

It’s funny it already kind of got brought up, but if Obama and W did have a joint press conference calling for unity would Trump send in the guard to shut it down?

[Grandioso 2592]

DRAG HIM!

 

[Bone3421 716]

The last 2 incumbents heading into an election with over 50% disapproval got fucking curb-stomped.

Still not high enough

[henrygandorf 29179]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

46% is still MILLIONS of people.  That's what blows my mind.

46% of republicans think the country is going in the wrong direction. no gop poll numbers get this high with any type of disapproval. 

[SizzleChest 8275]

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

2020 needs to be like the 13th floor in buildings or the 13th row on airplanes.  yeah, i know it's there, but i don't want to acknowledge it.

Someone will dig up Hugh Downs and fart on his corpse.

[Biff Tannen 45499]

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

46% of republicans think the country is going in the wrong direction. no gop poll numbers get this high with any type of disapproval. 

Yes, sorry.

[SizzleChest 8275]

26 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Those are mighty large glasses Melania's wearing. The kind of glasses that some women in abusive relationships wear when they're trying to conceal a black eye. Some people are saying she's been beaten repeatedly by Donald. Many people are just asking questions.

That's how it works, right?

Except the reality is that if he ever laid a hand on her, he'd end up with 5 inch stiletto through his scrotum.

[Dnaguy 11777]

1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

Except the reality is that if he ever laid a hand on her, he'd end up with 5 inch stiletto through his scrotum.

[Message Board User 12389]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21065]

35 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Those are mighty large glasses Melania's wearing. The kind of glasses that some women in abusive relationships wear when they're trying to conceal a black eye. Some people are saying she's been beaten repeatedly by Donald. Many people are just asking questions.

That's how it works, right?

That tiny-fisted tub of goo couldn't beat up an 8 year old.  She'd kick his fat ass. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

46% is still MILLIONS of people.  That's what blows my mind.

But only 21% think America is heading in the right direction. Trump better start cracking the whip on those remaining 25% of MAGA who aren't totaling sipping the Kool Aid.

At the end Jim Jones had to point rifles at the reluctant ones too.

[Hookah Horns 3082]

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I bet if you asked them why they answered the way they did the answers would blow your mind. I bet a good chunk of that 46% would say something like "It's dangerous to be white!" or some bullshit. 

"that bitch Pelosi and the rest of the Dems are ruining the country!" 

[Hookah Horns 3082]

10 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Of course he does. Trump thinks Chauvin killed Floyd to hurt Trump. 

[hobbes2702 12847]

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

 I'm old enough to remember when "Basket of Deplorables" caused an outrage. 

People don’t like the mirror

[Sbbruin 21738]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I know when I think of law and order, I think of Donald Trump. 

Not me.

or 

[Vito Andolini 9112]

31 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Someone will dig up Hugh Downs and fart on his corpse.

And Baba Wawa is probably spinning in her grave, too.

Wait, she’s not dead? Are you sure?

(Sizzle, I’ve been laughing hysterically for the last five minutes at the image of poor, innocent, honorable Hugh Downs, whose body was exhumed and farted upon simply because he appeared on 20/20, a show with the same numerals as the year “2020.” A weird thought, but brilliant.)

Ha, he’s not even dead! Even better!

Edited June 2, 2020 by Vito Andolini

[Hookah Horns 3082]

Hugh Downs is still alive, which makes farting on him a lot more convenient. 

[SizzleChest 8275]

If I make it to 99, i might as well be a corpse.

[TwiceHorn 31283]

3 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Imagine if we had this reality tv star as president

 

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/05/arnold-schwarzenegger-america-needs-do-better/612442/

The key word there may be "reality."  Real actors actually work for a living.  

Reality TV "stars" are a special kind of nothing.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

"Get to the choppa Arnorld! Theeeeere's still time"

Edited June 2, 2020 by Irwin F Fletcher

[Brisketexan 104628]

30 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Of course he does. Trump thinks Chauvin killed Floyd to hurt Trump. 

This is actually how narcissists view the world -- they believe that everything that happens or doesn't happen is meant to impact them.  And their cult members fall into line.  Remember all the shit we read about how COVID 19, which is [checks notes] a GLOBAL pandemic, with multiple countries facing similar issues as we are and taking similar measures, is REALLY just a Dem plot to take down Trump?  Yes, it's a vast conspiracy, whereby the deep state colluded with literally every other nation state, to make a deadly pandemic happen to make Donald Trump look bad.

The narcissism isn't just pathological, it's record-setting.  He truly might be the most narcissistic public figure in history.

[TwiceHorn 31283]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Interesting.  Ask and ye shall receive (at least in part) - George and Laura Bush just released a statement.  And sweet lord, contrast this to what's been coming from the White House:

Was W a good president?  Nope.  Compared to what we have in there now, was he a great president?  Yep.

W was a President.  What we have now is a fugazi.

[JimmyJames 12271]

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

honestly...she looks like she's holding back tears. like she's working to keep a straight face and not cry. 🤨

Same impression I got. She may hate him more than any of us. I mean could you imagine the regret you face at the life choices you made to ultimately get married to trump? 

[mdmost 42865]

She bought her ticket. She knew what she was getting into. If she divorces him, send her ass back to where she came from. Her punishment should instead be having to stay married to him. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26284]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Interesting.  Ask and ye shall receive (at least in part) - George and Laura Bush just released a statement.  And sweet lord, contrast this to what's been coming from the White House:

Was W a good president?  Nope.  Compared to what we have in there now, was he a great president?  Yep.

He was a horrible head of Government, possibly  the worst ever, and well meaning and fundamentally decent if average Head of State. 

It turns out, much to my surprise, that the second job is as important as the first. 

[Covri 6231]

I am by no means a bush fan but reading some of the stuff he did in regards to planning for a pandemic and Obama continued really shows how much of a fucking loser Trump is. That was something that was a no brained bi partisan effort that simply required funding some scientists and storing some supplies. 

[FondrenRoad 4378]

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

He was a horrible head of Government, possibly  the worst ever, and well meaning and fundamentally decent if average Head of State. 

It turns out, much to my surprise, that the second job is as important as the first. 

Trump is far worse than W as head of government.  He is probably setting an unbreakable record. There will never be a worse President than him even though there will eventually be a President who presides over our dissolution. Whoever that President may be, he/she will be better than Trump. 

In Idiocracy, Camacho rolled out the red carpet for the smartest man in the world. Trump would have had him killed. 

[jimmyjazz 45560]

12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

He was a horrible head of Government, possibly  the worst ever, and well meaning and fundamentally decent if average Head of State. 

Well, except for that whole "invade Iraq for no good reason" part.

[Bozo_Casanova 26284]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, except for that whole "invade Iraq for no good reason" part.

That’s a head of government thing, not a head of state thing. 

[jimmyjazz 45560]

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

That’s a head of government thing, not a head of state thing. 

Sounds like the kind of thing some kind of smart guy would say.

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

16 minutes ago, mdmost said:

She bought her ticket. She knew what she was getting into. If she divorces him, send her ass back to where she came from. Her punishment should instead be having to stay married to him. 

This.  Shes just as big a racist shithead grifter as he is.  She doesn't deserve any kudos for looking disgusted.

[Bozo_Casanova 26284]

5 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Trump is far worse than W as head of government.  He is probably setting an unbreakable record. There will never be a worse President than him even though there will eventually be a President who presides over our dissolution. Whoever that President may be, he/she will be better than Trump. 

In Idiocracy, Camacho rolled out the red carpet for the smartest man in the world. Trump would have had him killed. 

President Camacho was actually a very good President. 
 

But I would still argue that W was a worse head of government, simply based on the body count and the damage to the Stability of the world. The Iraq war is our Boer War. 

[NIUHuskies 504]

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

President Camacho was actually a very good President. 
 

But I would still argue that W was a worse head of government, simply based on the body count and the damage to the Stability of the world. The Iraq war is our Boer War. 

So the Crimean War is our Vietnam?

[Bruh Man 3160]

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

He's going to run for governor in the future isn't he?

[TexArcher 37520]

13 minutes ago, Covri said:

I am by no means a bush fan but reading some of the stuff he did in regards to planning for a pandemic and Obama continued really shows how much of a fucking loser Trump is. That was something that was a no brained bi partisan effort that simply required funding some scientists and storing some supplies. 

If you'd have told me 12 years ago that someday I would gladly welcome W to replace the current president, I might have laughed myself to death.  But here we are.

[Player 4575]

Except the reality is that if he ever laid a hand on her, he'd end up with 5 inch stiletto through his scrotum.

[Sbbruin 21738]

27 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Same impression I got. She may hate him more than any of us. I mean could you imagine the regret you face at the life choices you made to ultimately get married to trump? 

Well rumor has it she was set to leave him and then he pulled the rabbit out of his ass and won the White House.  I think she was more stunned than the rest of us.  And then she was stuck.

[Francisco 2.0 32342]

 

 

 

 

[FondrenRoad 4378]

21 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

President Camacho was actually a very good President. 
 

But I would still argue that W was a worse head of government, simply based on the body count and the damage to the Stability of the world. The Iraq war is our Boer War. 

Yeah, but I think Camacho was assigned the position.  That populace would have elected Hormel Chavez, star of Ow My Balls, instead.  And lets not pretend that Ow My Balls wouldn't be a huge hit right now either. 

The Iraq War was a waste of life and treasure, but it is small potatoes compared to what Trump has been doing to our domestic agencies. 

Edited June 2, 2020 by FondrenRoad

[Grandioso 2592]

7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

[TXSG8R 3360]

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

Oh good, someone is hunting for a semantic W.  It makes sense that they didn't use tear gas since they had Trump and company roll through there shortly after they got the crowd moved.  Its very possible that people confused flash bangs or pepper paintballs for tear gas, the larger point is a peaceful protest was violently dispersed.  

[F250 28691]

 

 

 

[DDD Dad 14252]

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

 

 

 

One is Neo Nazi.  The other is OG Nazi.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

52 minutes ago, mdmost said:

She bought her ticket. She knew what she was getting into. If she divorces him, send her ass back to where she came from. Her punishment should instead be having to stay married to him. 

Exactly.  She’s all in on this bullshit and I hope Biden strips away her citizenship. 

[SizzleChest 8275]

19 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

[6th Street 6357]

23 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

I thought Murtaugh was retiring?