Donald Trump 2020

[Constant 6722]

The king of wet farts lays another. 

[Message Board User 12389]

Now this might give some pause at the ballot box....

 

[LonghornSean 3942]

"I've been watching the Fake News for weeks"

 

hahahahaha

[Message Board User 12389]

 

[TXSG8R 3360]

His campaign must have convinced him there were riots surrounding the entrances keeping the million people that bought tickets out.  

[UpperWestside 6136]

The cult is on the way they just got held up.

[Message Board User 12389]

 

[Pancho 44470]

 

[Message Board User 12389]

 

[thepop 4409]

Just now, Pancho said:

 

Great use of tax dollars

[ChiTownDoc 21098]

I'm watching Fox only because these cameramen are truly doing amazing work.  This shit is an art. 

[Underdog 28451]

The majority of his base is 60+, shit they probably looked at the time of this event and realized it was well past their bedtime and went home. 

[Underdog 28451]

2 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Wattershead

['stache 21772]

This is three blocks south. Nowhere near the doors. They reported that security locked the doors a few minutes before 7. Doors opened at 3 so any argument that they were blocked by protesters is a fucking lie.

 

[Jack Straw 2953]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

The lack of a crowd is going to trigger President snowflake. Tonight’s ‘speech’ will be unhinged 

he’ll claim the pictures are fake and it’s a media hoax 

and 100% of Republicans will buy it 

[Pancho 44470]

I don’t know who runs the twitter for Lincoln Project but yaaaaaasss

 

[Message Board User 12389]

 

[ChiTownDoc 21098]

Just now, Pancho said:

I don’t know who runs the twitter for Lincoln Project but yaaaaaasss

 

They do great work.  I hate to pander for them on here but if you're gonna donate, and really want shit that hits trump where it hurts, they're the way to go.  

[Message Board User 12389]

 

[Message Board User 12389]

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

They do great work.  I hate to pander for them on here but if you're gonna donate, and really want shit that hits trump where it hurts, they're the way to go.  

Same.  They would no doubt fail the purity test by those on the far left, but they do indeed do great work.

[Message Board User 12389]

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Wattershead

More like water head. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Minnidianapolis?

[Bruh Man 3160]

21 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Parscale launders money from the campaign to trump so he’ll still be involved.

Oh, didn't know that. Still think he's gone. Trump is too vain to not fire someone after this debacle. 

 

[Message Board User 12389]

Mooch!

 

[washparkhorn 9935]

It's like some bad nightclub act in the days of Sinatra. Tired and irrelevant.

[washparkhorn 9935]

"I have done a wonderful job."

[Red Five 40654]

"I saved hundreds of thousands of lives."

[Doc Sam Beckett 5783]

And I shut down Europe early too! 

[LonghornSean 3942]

Running with the "testing too many people" line. Truly incredible

[TXSG8R 3360]

This dumb motherfucker just said he told his people to slow testing down.

 

[Message Board User 12389]

5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Minnidianapolis?

 

[Celery Man 20885]

40 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

plus they'll help you launder your money if they can get their beak wet

['stache 21772]

[LonghornSean 3942]

Now he's on to the "Coronavirus: too many names" bit.  This killed at the Comedy Store

[washparkhorn 9935]

"Kung Flu"

[TXSG8R 3360]

The ramp shit really got under his skin. 

[ChiTownDoc 21098]

They need to take him out behind the barn.  Show him some mercy.  This is brutal.  

[thepop 4409]

Idk how y’all can watch him speak. I’ll wait for Sarah Cooper.

[SquishMitten 10400]

Imagine reading that email and being influenced by it. “Honey get my checkbook! It says here the Democrats are trying to keep the president from speaking to the American people!”.

Yeah, but imagine this...it works. Because that’s how dumb his fucking idiots are.

Nobody with an ounce of logical thought is buying this shit. They may vote for other reasons, but that’s not the base these messages are targeting

[Beantown Express 2.0 6554]

So on CNN the header is about small crowd at Trump Rally.  Switched to Fox and the ticker says Trump saved 100K lives.  This is some sick awful propaganda by Fox.  The first thing Biden should do if elected is fix the Fox and OAN issue.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

Props to all you sick bastards that are watching this so we don’t have too. 

[TXSG8R 3360]

1,106 cadets

“I saluted 600 times”

”thank goodness we did it in twos”

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5783]

Not orange enough, wnb

[LonghornSean 3942]

I mean this basically a standup routine. Impressions, stories, voices, now he's doing a SKIT about the ramp bullshit.

 

What the fuck is happening

[tx 3 putt 76353]

This ramp story is greatness 

[ChiTownDoc 21098]

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Props to all you sick bastards that are watching this so we don’t have too. 

I've been self medicating all day.  I'm about to head out but I had to rubber neck and take in some if this shitshow...

[thepop 4409]

I’ll never forgive this country for voting for this brain dead POS

[WgnBrnr 17]

Bad bad comedy club routine, f*cking pathetic.

[Blotto 23432]

fucking lulz at this pudding brained pussy whining about the ramp for 10 minutes.