Donald Trump 2020

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,854]

34 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

By next week it will be a sellout with an overflow crowd outside that heard a speech from the President.

[Continental Op 3,934]

12 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

By next week it will be a sellout with an overflow crowd outside that heard a speech from the President.

The fact they are claiming an inflated number that is 7k less than the capacity of the arena tells you everything you need to know about what a wet fart that rally was.

[texas08 1,599]

Browsing Instagram I came across the UT tennis team when they visited the White House....

 

 

 

 

Uh, yeah....6’3......(and check out the huge high heel on Dotards shoe.

 

 

And remember....these athlete profiles are always boosted up...so Yuya is probably 5’9....

[TommyGufano 6,023]

1 minute ago, texas08 said:

Browsing Instagram I came across the UT tennis team when they visited the White House....






Uh, yeah....6’3......(and check out the huge high heel on Dotards shoe.

yeah, but leather soles. I bet Yuya has those nice juicy slip-resistant rubber soles

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,854]

 

[texas08 1,599]

 

 

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[Bama Chick 28,596]

Glad to see his priorities are absolutely fucked.

[Foosters 18,242]

Let them eat "Lobster"

[TornACL 7,792]

It's not good for Americans of course, but it amuses me to no end that Trump still can't figure out how tariffs work. 

It's the greatest insight into his vast stupidity. I can't imagine how many simplified PowerPoints have been created to explain it to him as if he was an 11 year old, yet still...

[Guest Lobo]

I think he finally got it after a dozen briefings.  But he can’t go back on it now and the base sure seems to enjoy his breakdown of international trade.  

[TornACL 7,792]

15 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I think he finally got it after a dozen briefings.  But he can’t go back on it now and the base sure seems to enjoy his breakdown of international trade.  

I am not sure I can recall any simple concept that he's ever transitioned from "not getting" to "getting".

 

[High Plains Drifter 11,163]

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Lulz. He’s bringing back coal AND lobster!

 

 

Yeah about that lobster thing--

20 years ago, Maine didn't have a lobster industry. All the lobster was farther south in waters off NY and Conn. Then global warming caused a warming of the waters off the New England coast, which pushed the lobster farther north to Maine. Now NY and Conn have zero lobster.

10 or 20 or 30 more years from now, Maine won't have any lobster either- it'll all be in Canada. Canada has already starting seeing an increase in its lobster catch.

Thanks Obama!

[TheStoicPaisano 9,950]

5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Yeah about that lobster thing--

10 or 20 or 30 more years from now, Maine won't have any lobster either- it'll all be in Canada. Canada has already starting seeing an increase in its lobster catch.

Thanks Obama!

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,783]

5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

20 years ago, Maine didn't have a lobster industry. All the lobster was farther south in waters off NY and Conn.

 

Yeah ........... that's not true.

[Eskimohorn 5,677]

 
Yeah about that lobster thing--
20 years ago, Maine didn't have a lobster industry. All the lobster was farther south in waters off NY and Conn. Then global warming caused a warming of the waters off the New England coast, which pushed the lobster farther north to Maine. Now NY and Conn have zero lobster.
10 or 20 or 30 more years from now, Maine won't have any lobster either- it'll all be in Canada. Canada has already starting seeing an increase in its lobster catch.
Thanks Obama!

Interesting story. Please send a citation.

[Wiler77 1,622]

6 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

20 years ago, Maine didn't have a lobster industry. All the lobster was farther south in waters off NY and Conn. Then global warming caused a warming of the waters off the New England coast, which pushed the lobster farther north to Maine. Now NY and Conn have zero lobster.

You get that off Facebook?

Literally the first result from googling "Maine lobster history"

one of the oldest continuously operated industries in North America

[TXSG8R 3,362]

10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Lulz. He’s bringing back coal AND lobster!

 

 

Every accusation...

[brown water 3,787]

10 hours ago, texas08 said:

Browsing Instagram I came across the UT tennis team when they visited the White House....

 

 

 

 

Uh, yeah....6’3......(and check out the huge high heel on Dotards shoe.

 

 

And remember....these athlete profiles are always boosted up...so Yuya is probably 5’9....

Per the Whitehouse, Yuya is 6’1” and 210 lbs and lost this friendly game 6-0

 

[smuggs 9,394]

15 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

[Biff Tannen 46,070]

13 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

So I just got these two unsolicited text messages.

I got one the other day trying to convince me Biden was unqualified or some jazz.  Replied that dotard was a joke and a conman and lastly, go fuck yourself.  It was probably just a bot, but felt good anyway.

[Biff Tannen 46,070]

12 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Lulz. He’s bringing back coal AND lobster!

 

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[TwiceHorn 32,002]

1 hour ago, TXSG8R said:

 

Every accusation...

What this is apparently about is that Obama signed something that made part of the lobster fishery off-limits.  But it was exempted for 7 years, so it has yet to go into effect.

Trumpy's little trade war did cut lobster exports to Jyna by 83%, though. https://www.newscentermaine.com/article/money/economy/president-trump-signs-memo-to-help-lobster-industry/97-6ae09bed-648f-4561-99e1-d3e093faa730

[DDD Dad 14,590]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I got one the other day trying to convince me Biden was unqualified or some jazz.  Replied that dotard was a joke and a conman and lastly, go fuck yourself.  It was probably just a bot, but felt good anyway.

Also got an email this morning.  They must be buying email/cell phone lists and spamming them.

[DigDug 1,735]

^
that should be taken down by twitter under the rule of absurdly obvious bullshit that benefits no one. 

[Upgrayedd 5,862]

13 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Lulz. He’s bringing back coal AND lobster!

 

Coal and lobster?

 

[Pasken 1,310]

9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Glad to see his priorities are absolutely fucked.

 

Well you know, Trump has a lot of southern roots.

[Pancho 46,090]

Wait, so COVID cases going up sharply again in the US, and the President of the United States is going golfing this weekend?

Do I have that right? 

[Hiphopopotamos 21,158]

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wait, so COVID cases going up sharply again in the US, and the President of the United States is going golfing this weekend?

Do I have that right? 

Yes - and traveling to a state with a 14 day quarantine rule that the president and his traveling party have said they are exempt from.

[lemonlime 5,503]

Burning down the Black Hills to own the libs.  ND's fault for not raking, though.

[Hiphopopotamos 21,158]

Only the best people.  Or dead people.

 

[conVINCEd 21,477]

2 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Burning down the Black Hills to own the libs.  ND's fault for not raking, though.

He’s going to announce that he is adding himself to Mt. Rushmore.

[bolverk 30,249]

4 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Burning down the Black Hills to own the libs.  ND's fault for not raking, though.

*SD

[lemonlime 5,503]

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

*SD

Like Trump knows the difference.

[Mo Horn 8,933]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

He’s going to announce that he is adding himself to Mt. Rushmore.

I'm guessing you meant this as a joke, but I'd put the over/under at 90% that he'll say something along those lines. 

[Guest Lobo]

Little Bighorn, sir?  I meant Okinawa.  Maybe.  I dunno, the one without the Indians.  /LloydBridges

[lemonlime 5,503]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm guessing you meant this as a joke, but I'd put the over/under at 90% that he'll say something along those lines. 

Yeah, but he'll have been "joking."

[Biff Tannen 46,070]

I'm looking forward to after he loses the election and people start coming after him for his various heinous acts.  He's going to try the "aw shucks, I was only funnin'.  What's the big deal?" approach, just like a fucking frat douche that got caught and is trying to wriggle his way out of trouble.

[Jive Turkey 12,931]

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

*SD

 

2 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Like Trump knows the difference.

"Some people say its in North Dakota.  Other people say the South.  Nobody really knows.  Nobody had even heard of Mount Rushmore before I came here."

I'm currently 10 minutes away from Mount Rushmore, so this hits very close to home.  Driving through Keystone and Hill City and Custer, we saw so many Trump shirts and MAGA stuff all over the place.  And we've seen very few people wearing masks.  Less than 5%.  Probably closer to 1%.  This is definitely Trump country.

[Dnaguy 12,583]

13 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Only the best people.  Or dead people.

 

 

You mad bro?

Edited June 25, 2020 by Dnaguy

[conVINCEd 21,477]

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm guessing you meant this as a joke, but I'd put the over/under at 90% that he'll say something along those lines. 

Kind of a joke, kind of not a joke.  It should be a joke, but unfortunately it’s not.  I fully expect it to happen.
 

“You know, you look up there, and you see our country’s greatest leaders.  Great men, strong men.  Some people say there is someone missing though.  The greatest.  The strongest.”

 <<cue the video projector putting dotard’s face next to Lincoln>>

[4th&Five 41,909]

Whiny cunt. 

 

[Brandywine 1,326]

11 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Yeah, but he'll have been "joking."

He’ll say he wasn’t joking, then say he was joking, then say he never said it and it’s Fake News. There’s a pattern here. 

Edited June 25, 2020 by Brandywine

[Lagunamadre 1,975]

9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm guessing you meant this as a joke, but I'd put the over/under at 90% that he'll say something along those lines. 

"You know. Some people....and quite honestly a lot of people...many, many people..tell me that I should be added up there with Washington and Lincoln and uhhhhh........uhhhhh....so this powerful strong general....tears in his eyes.....comes up and says "SIR, you should be on mt. rushmore sir"......so like....who knows.......'   /to audience/   "what do you think huh? Mount Trump?"  /awkward murmuring from crowd drowns out Matt Gaetz loud cheers/  "So like, who knows, but you never know, we'll see I guess"  /awkward sip of water/ "KUNG FLU" 

[bolverk 30,249]

5 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

"Some people say its in North Dakota.  Other people say the South.  Nobody really knows.  Nobody had even heard of Mount Rushmore before I came here."

I'm currently 10 minutes away from Mount Rushmore, so this hits very close to home.  Driving through Keystone and Hill City and Custer, we saw so many Trump shirts and MAGA stuff all over the place.  And we've seen very few people wearing masks.  Less than 5%.  Probably closer to 1%.  This is definitely Trump country.

The Dakotas just piss me off. Why do we gotta have two of 'em? I mean, a North Dakota AND South Dakota.

Combined, the two states had an estimated population of 1,646,721 people in 2019 and have FOUR US Senators. The Austin MSA had 2,227,083, and we're barely represented in the House because of fucked up gerrymandering.

Like I said, the Dakotas just piss me off. Sorry for the rant.

[Biff Tannen 46,070]

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Whiny cunt. 

 

THEY SAYING MEAN THINGS ABOUT ME!!!11!11

[Red Five 41,615]

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Whiny cunt. 

 

He doesn't have time to watch TV. 

[Grade of D as in David 13,255]

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm looking forward to after he loses the election and people start coming after him for his various heinous acts.  He's going to try the "aw shucks, I was only funnin'.  What's the big deal?" approach, just like a fucking frat douche that got caught and is trying to wriggle his way out of trouble.

Textbook

[Guest Lobo]

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

The Dakotas just piss me off. Why do we gotta have two of 'em? I mean, a North Dakota AND South Dakota.

Combined, the two states had an estimated population of 1,646,721 people in 2019 and have FOUR US Senators. The Austin MSA had 2,227,083, and we're barely represented in the House because of fucked up gerrymandering.

Like I said, the Dakotas just piss me off. Sorry for the rant.

Because of Dodge?  

[jimmyjazz 46,990]

Actually, I don't think the Bible was upside down, unless this is Fake News Photo.  Spine on the left, ribbon out the bottom.  Apparently he flipped his grip around, though, which is bizarre.

Edited June 25, 2020 by jimmyjazz

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,555]

That's probably the highest he could raise it without shaking uncontrollably and losing grip on it.