Donald Trump 2020

[Horndog 2,218]

3 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

If he retires now, they'll try and ram home a Justice.  

I agree.  But some R senators up for reelection might be uncomfortable with that. After the election is when the excrement will make contact with the rapidly rotating blades.

[Irieguy 1,059]

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Sometimes yes and sometimes not. We've gone both ways.

That was one time! In college. 

[Pancho 44,529]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Best one yet:

 

[Mo Horn 8,808]

4 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

If he retires now, they'll try and ram home a Justice.  

But McConnell has set the precedent that if someone dies or leaves close to an electi.... yea, I couldn't even finish typing that. 

[TornACL 7,684]

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

a question on min wage ends up with bragging about how well he's done on coronavirus.  FOUR MORE YEARS!

Maybe he'll eliminate the minimum wage as a further attempt to try to lose the election. 

[Wanker Bob 379]

5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

In all fairness, Anthony Weiner tossed his weiner out so many times they didnt really have a choice.

And trump has shit his pants and flung it at the nation so many times it's a million times worse than anything Anthony Weiner ever did. 

[Goredho 17,356]

3 hours ago, TXSG8R said:

He also said the president... gets it orally...

[Goredho 17,356]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Rudy Giuliani is about a deck shy of a full deck.

[yoladu 4,071]

6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Trump has exposed the two party system. When there’s only two teams, everyone chooses a side and defends their side to the death, even if that means defending traitors. 

[yoladu 4,071]

57 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

There will be NO statement on minimum wage in the next two weeks.

stone cold lock of the week.

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,719]

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

That's exactly what the meeting with the GOP reps was about the other day. It wasn't to brief them about the situation. It was the President fucked up so let's make sure we're all on the same page on how to cover his ass. 

That's how they know they're a real family. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,852]

20 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Rudy Giuliani is about a deck shy of a full deck.

you got a full belly laugh out of this honky

[Biff Tannen 45,512]

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That's how they know they're a real family. 

That conversation should be brought back up before the election.

[Bozo_Casanova 26,329]

Brilliant. 

[Ted Lange 16,055]

 

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2,659]

Does she have some sort of injury that prevents her from holding her head up straight? 

[elfenix 34,190]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

holy fuck, they are quadrupling down on this shit. I can't take much more of this shit. I'm serious:

 

this man fucked his cousin and is telling others that they don't have full decks.

[smuggs 9,342]

Her cassowary-esque proboscis points left so she naturally tilts her head up/right to offset the load.

 

[Michael Knight 12,902]

So now he's for masks because of all the pressure from Republicans. He said he wore one and looked like the lone ranger, has this mother fucker ever seen a facemask?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,852]

y'all, the dems appear to be growing a spine:

 

[DanTheHorn 4,902]

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I think they are thinking well past that. IF Biden is elected, the power struggle between Feuillants and Girondins starts 1/21/21, with Montagnards waiting in the wings. And yes, I know this analogy is a stretch, but you get the idea. 

This feels like a stretch. Both of these are based on the Roman Aquilla


As is this

 

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I think they are thinking well past that. IF Biden is elected, the power struggle between Feuillants and Girondins starts 1/21/21, with Montagnards waiting in the wings. And yes, I know this analogy is a stretch, but you get the idea. 

This feels like a stretch. Both of these are based on the Roman Aquilla


As is this

I don't see the USA eagle standing on a circle.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,364]

 

[Biff Tannen 45,512]

13 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Her cassowary-esque proboscis points left so she naturally tilts her head up/right to offset the load.

 

We got an ornithologist over here.

[SameSame 1,692]

22 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Such a typical Trump bullshit pussy answer.

 Saying the virus will magically disappear one day is in no way equivalent to the process and trials you go through to get a viable mass vaccine.

[Biff Tannen 45,512]

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Pfft, video evidence?  That's all you've got?

[henrygandorf 29,182]

46 minutes ago, yoladu said:

There will be NO statement on minimum wage in the next two weeks.

stone cold lock of the week.

 

 

 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,719]

25 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Embers, the new dead-enders. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,329]

25 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Does she have some sort of injury that prevents her from holding her head up straight? 

Yes. It's an advanced form of self-debasement, and it's terminal. 

[Biff Tannen 45,512]

34 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Hard to imagine this could get any dumber, but it's going to.

[softlynow 1,788]

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Embers, the new dead-enders. 

The new "last throes." See Cheney, Dick re: Iraq, 2005.

[WhatTheBuck 28,719]

32 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Does she have some sort of injury that prevents her from holding her head up straight? 

It's not an injury, it's a congenital lack of a spine. 

[TornACL 7,684]

36 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Does she have some sort of injury that prevents her from holding her head up straight? 

It's a tell whenever she's lying. 

[Prepuce of Doom 20,997]

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I have zero reason to believe Biden unilaterally surrenders his incumbency advantage.  Zero. None. Zilch.  If he can run for re-election, he’s going to do it.  

The same Joe Biden who didn't want the job back in 2016 and whose inaction then indirectly led us to the flaming dumpster full of other peoples' baggies of dogshit that we're currently living in? 

Disagree. 

[Biff Tannen 45,512]

4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

the flaming dumpster full of other peoples' baggies of dogshit

If this is a cross post reference from the Trivial Things thread, well done.

[Born to Run 6,568]

The same Joe Biden who didn't want the job back in 2016 and whose inaction then indirectly led us to the flaming dumpster full of other peoples' baggies of dogshit that we're currently living in? 
Disagree. 

Yeah well now he doesn't have the consequence of Hillary raping him to death with her icy evil pecker and then dismembering him with her claws. So shits changed.

[Ted Lange 16,055]

12 minutes ago, softlynow said:

The new "last throes." See Cheney, Dick re: Iraq, 2005.

October, when weve gone from 100K cases a day back down to 20K

[WhatTheBuck 28,719]

16 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The same Joe Biden who didn't want the job back in 2016 and whose inaction then indirectly led us to the flaming dumpster full of other peoples' baggies of dogshit that we're currently living in? 

Disagree. 

Didn't want the job? Did you forget that his son Beau had just passed away from brain cancer?

[Prepuce of Doom 20,997]

Nope. 

[Gatorubet 30,139]

Brilliant. 

[Macanudo 12,935]

3 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Nope. 

Prepuce of Doom, do you love your country?  Then how about getting with the program?  Why don't you jump on the team and come in for the big win?

[JimmyJames 12,271]

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

The virus will eventually disappear unless trump is somehow re-elected by stealing the election. Then it will be here four more years.

[TXSG8R 3,360]

53 minutes ago, TornACL said:

It's a tell whenever she's lying. 

I thought her having a head was the tell.  

[TwiceHorn 31,316]

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

the eagle pointing its head left is supposed to have some symbolism.

I thought so, too, but the Nazis used it both ways and it is in no way exclusive to Nazi Germany.

[Hookah Horns 3,082]

5 hours ago, TXSG8R said:

Ari Fleischer on FN saying (paraphrasing) "The US gave arms and money to the mujaheddin to kill Russians in Afghanistan, this happens all the time when soldiers are occupying an area."  

So the narrative is moving from we didn't know, to so what, its war.  He asked what Democrats want to do, go to war with Russia over it?

He also said the president doesn't read the PDB (lol at the flip flopping), he gets it orally, so if the briefer didn't include it orally, he didn't know.  

JFC

We were at war with the soviets at the time. It was cold, but it was war. 

Whereas we now have our DOTUS kissing all kinds of Russian ass and inviting them to the g7. 

[TwiceHorn 31,316]

1 hour ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Does she have some sort of injury that prevents her from holding her head up straight? 

 

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Yes. It's an advanced form of self-debasement, and it's terminal. 

I believe she is undergoing a Kafkaesque metamorphosis.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,852]

 

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1 hour ago, TornACL said:

It's a tell whenever she's lying. 

thank you

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Trump still on the coronavirus will magically disappear train.

Mother of god

[Biff Tannen 45,512]

13 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

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27 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I had Rex Kramer and Johnny sack on my phone tree.  But they didn’t pick up.