Donald Trump 2020

[Sawbonz 27580]

9 hours ago, otisdog said:

Rednecks do blow?

In my experience rednecks will do anything they can get their hands on 

[Mdhorn 5974]

5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Same. I finally had to block him due the neverending test walls of Qanon memes and other retarded bullshit.

Had to block my mom--she sent me something with the headline about Shariah Law following another with the N word in it.  Just finally said, f'k it. We're not really communicating so these aren't really conversations we're having, so why have them?  I don't need to know that you're an a'hole troll.  I'll send a card on important dates and if anyone asks, she got the exact relationship she cultivated.  Congrats or something.  

[NWBuck 8571]

1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

Had to block my mom--she sent me something with the headline about Shariah Law following another with the N word in it.  Just finally said, f'k it. We're not really communicating so these aren't really conversations we're having, so why have them?  I don't need to know that you're an a'hole troll.  I'll send a card on important dates and if anyone asks, she got the exact relationship she cultivated.  Congrats or something.  

Did the same thing with my mother prior to her death. 

Reconnected just long enough to say goodbye. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

This is the Twitter feed of the President of the United States.

[4th&Five 41565]

 

[Guest Lobo]

7 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Alabama 3 was the best show I ever randomly walked into during any SXSW. It was a revelation to me that blues, country, electronica, rap, and gospel could be melded together so perfectly. And by a bunch of brits no less. Their live show was fucking awesome. The singer died within the last couple of years from a heart attack. Or "heart attack." So your story checks out ...

Did you seek them at La Zona Rosa or Latitude?   

[Biff Tannen 45692]

I've decided I suck at trying to convince my trumpkin family members that they are going down the wrong path.  I just get far too angry.  I'm just hoping their votes get cancelled out by their spouses.

[Captainant 27682]

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I've decided I suck at trying to convince my trumpkin family members that they are going down the wrong path.  I just get far too angry.  I'm just hoping their votes get cancelled out by their spouses.

I'm pretty much at this point too. I just remind them of all the objectively terrible things trump does, and make sure I know my shit better than they have "whatabouts" for

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

I backed off several for the same reasons (friends, not family--don't have any Trumpkins in the family). The one neighbor made it quite clear that she's leaving the President race blank and voting R in other races. I'll just have to assume that it's a Trump vote or at best, a non vote. The other one with which I was making headway has gone off on BLM and the whole "all lives matter." I tried explaining that's not what that means, but the heels dug in and I have pretty much changed the subject when it comes up as I think it was too much to overcome. The racism, it just hurts their psyche to admit it. I almost prefer the overt racists better as at least you know what you're facing.

[Biff Tannen 45692]

My main problem is I don't know how to counter a complete lack of objective truth.  They start spouting fox news talking points at me and I'm just like, "well that is complete and utter bullshit and not reality", but that doesn't change their mind.  They dig in deeper or change it to, "well both sides lie".  I just short circuit and lose my shit.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Yeah, for me it is the Facebook stuff. I know folks get spammed by family members who send them this stuff on their feed or however it works, but she seems susceptible to that crap. Our conversation ended with me giving a slapback quote I saw on, of all places, social media: "and how would you feel if you asked your husband, 'am I pretty?' and he responded with 'all women are pretty'." Silence.

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

My main problem is I don't know how to counter a complete lack of objective truth.  They start spouting fox news talking points at me and I'm just like, "well that is complete and utter bullshit and not reality", but that doesn't change their mind.  They dig in deeper or change it to, "well both sides lie".  I just short circuit and lose my shit.

Invite them to a game of poker. They're suckers ripe for the plucking. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

I suppose there's always shrubbery. Apparently it keeps you from catching COVID.

[Biff Tannen 45692]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Invite them to a game of poker. They're suckers ripe for the plucking. 

Ha, ironically I had to stop playing poker with them a few years back because I took it too seriously.  If we are playing for real money, you better not be calling raises and staying in with an 8-5 off suit and then catch a flush on the river because you didn't know what you were doing.

[Brandywine 1316]

You’ll never change a Trumpkin or Republican’s mind. They’ll always come back that blacks are lazy, Trump saved the economy and what about those tax cuts? And the Dems are Satan that want to open our borders and release the murdering Mexicans into our country, give all our money away and take our guns. It’s the same Crap they’ve been saying for years. It’s in every ad being run by a Republican candidate and it’s stuck. It’s best to just move on. 

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ha, ironically I had to stop playing poker with them a few years back because I took it too seriously.  If we are playing for real money, you better not be calling raises and staying in with an 8-5 off suit and then catch a flush on the river because you didn't know what you were doing.

That's exactly who you want to play poker with. They play losing poker and occasionally get lucky and think that makes them a winner. They're suckers. Take advantage of them. Congratulate them on their savvy play when their long shot comes through. They'll pay you off in the long run. Bigly. 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

3 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

You’ll never change a Trumpkin or Republican’s mind. They’ll always come back that blacks are lazy, Trump saved the economy and what about those tax cuts? And the Dems are Satan that want to open our borders and release the murdering Mexicans into our country, give all our money away and take our guns. It’s the same Crap they’ve been saying for years. It’s in every ad being run by a Republican candidate and it’s stuck. It’s best to just move on. 

This right here is the truth.  I would also add, anybody that is even considering voting for Trump at this point is a lost cause.  If after the last 4 years you can still consider voting for that shit bag then you have no moral conscience or maybe you are just a complete idiot.  Either way they are too horrible/dumb to reason with. 

[Macanudo 12990]

19 hours ago, kevwun said:

Your dad isn't a public figure spouting dangerous nonsense on tv and online.

Not yet.

[4th&Five 41565]

 

[Biff Tannen 45692]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

fucking lol

 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

I've sent off a sternly worded letter recently, I guess that means I'm free to vote by mail here in Texas.

[RomaVicta 29936]

8 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Had to block my mom--she sent me something with the headline about Shariah Law following another with the N word in it.  Just finally said, f'k it. We're not really communicating so these aren't really conversations we're having, so why have them?  I don't need to know that you're an a'hole troll.  I'll send a card on important dates and if anyone asks, she got the exact relationship she cultivated.  Congrats or something.  

It's amazing how badly boomers fucked up facebook. Take something fun and personal then turn it into a tedious stream of linked political articles, inspirational memes, and Christian testimonials.

It's amusing that Zuckerberg's chick magnet turned into a money-making river of unreadable shit. Still, the chicks dig the money-making part. And he gets to hang out with Donald Trump!

[4th&Five 41565]

Edited August 19, 2020 by 4th&Five

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

I LIKE LAW AND ORDER, PLUS.

 

BIG WATCHES.

 

SEIKO!

[miguelito 11266]

[crash_davis 23114]

 

[Chad Fuck 17686]

Just now, crash_davis said:

 

I love this.

 

[RomaVicta 29936]

These are coming in so fast that I guess they think Sean RomaVicta is going to contribute every few hours. Diamond and Silk sent this one. I guess they went to the same writing school that Donald, Donald Jr., Lara, and the Trump campaign staff attended. (I added the gif.)

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Sean,

President Trump is our only hope.

The future of our Country is at stake and we’ve come too far under this President to let things go back to the way they were before. Do you REALLY want another Obama? We didn’t think so!
 

Because of YOUR support, this movement CRUSHED Sleepy Joe and the Radical Democrats by $25 MILLION in July, and now we need to go even BIGGER in August if we’re going to do it again.

We’re already halfway through the month, and President Trump asked us to reach out to make sure we stay on track.
  This is SO important that he’s activated a 600%-MATCH for the NEXT HOUR

600%  🙂

Don Jr, that cheap bastard, offers only 500% 🙁

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It’s no secret that you’re one of my father’s TOP supporters, Sean RomaVicta, which is why he’s authorized 500%-MATCH on your next contribution.

This offer is ONLY for you and is only valid for ONE HOUR. Don’t wait.

 

 

Edited August 19, 2020 by RomaVicta

[Burt 4085]

Tire builders who depend on those tires being sold to provide for their family should love this. 

 

 

Edited August 19, 2020 by Burt
Because

[Biff Tannen 45692]

Those still just blow my mind.  This tactic clearly works or they wouldn't keep doing it.

Edited August 19, 2020 by Biff Tannen
the matching bullshit

[Biff Tannen 45692]

1 minute ago, Burt said:

Tire builders who depend on those tires being sold to provide for their family should love this. 

 

 

What is what the left does?  Ban cult hats?

[Burt 4085]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

What is what the left does?  Ban cult hats?

If I understand correctly, they banned them while at work. If I owned a business, I wouldn't want that distraction brought into the workplace either. I'm sure it would go both ways, but libs don't wear their political affiliation on their sleeve day and night like a cultist. 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Crab cakes and football - It's what Democrats do!

 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

6 minutes ago, Burt said:

Tire builders who depend on those tires being sold to provide for their family should love this. 

 

 

I wonder if the Goodyear workers that are Trumpers will look at this and side with Trump because it's their right to wear a MAGA hat even if it costs them and their family food on the table.  That's how dumb these fuckers are.

[TXSG8R 3362]

15 minutes ago, Burt said:

Tire builders who depend on those tires being sold to provide for their family should love this. 

 

 

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In a Fourth of July speech at Mount Rushmore, Trump said, “We want free and open debate, not speech codes and cancel culture. We embrace tolerance, not prejudice.” Speaking of the left, he added that “one of their political weapons is ‘cancel culture’ — driving people from their jobs, shaming dissenters, and demanding total submission from anyone who disagrees. This is the very definition of totalitarianism, and it is completely alien to our culture and our values, and it has absolutely no place in the United States of America.”

Cancel culture for me but not for thee.  

[Red Five 40873]

"The president can't be picking winners and losers!"

[Chad Fuck 17686]

16 minutes ago, Burt said:

Tire builders who depend on those tires being sold to provide for their family should love this. 

 

 

Yes, one of the most notoriously anti-union companies in the country is Radical Left DEM!!!  

 

[Bevo14 8345]

22 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

These are coming in so fast that I guess they think Sean RomaVicta is going to contribute every few hours. Diamond and Silk sent this one. I guess they went to the same writing school that Donald, Donald Jr., Lara, and the Trump campaign staff attended. (I added the gif.)

600%  🙂

Don Jr, that cheap bastard, offers only 500% 🙁

 

 

What match did they offer fuck?

[Red Five 40873]

Trump called Michelle Obama's speech "divisive".

hahahahahaha

[RomaVicta 29936]

7 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

What match did they offer fuck?

You'll have to ask Chad.

Also, another one came in. The desperately important one hour deadline for 600% has been moved to midnight!!!!! I think I'll hold out for "plus free shipping and handling and a free Shamwow Knob Polisher! Kills Covids with OXY!!! Never catch the Viet Cong Cough from a doorknob again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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This Task Force is made up of ONLY President Trump’s top supporters, like YOU, who are committed to FIGHTING BACK from the constant LIES and DECEPTIONS coming from the Radical Left.
 

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT THAT WE ARE EXTENDING YOUR PERSONAL 600%-MATCH UNTIL MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!

 

 

Edited August 19, 2020 by RomaVicta

[Woland 733]

Trumpster: Libs are evil, BLM is evil, Hillary is evil, Obama and Michelle are evil, protesters are rioters and evil, (fill in the blank) is evil, SOCIALISTS! COMMUNISTS!

Me: Trump floated the idea of delaying the election.

Trumpster: WHY ARE YOU SO FULL OF HATE!

 

[Mo Horn 8852]

34 minutes ago, Burt said:

Tire builders who depend on those tires being sold to provide for their family should love this. 

 

 

So much for his NASCAR fans. Goodyear is the only tire they use. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21204]

42 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I wonder if the Goodyear workers that are Trumpers will look at this and side with Trump because it's their right to wear a MAGA hat even if it costs them and their family food on the table.  That's how dumb these fuckers are.

I assure you there's more than one who will quit in protest, to own Hillary. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

12 minutes ago, Woland said:

Trumpster: Libs are evil, BLM is evil, Hillary is evil, Obama and Michelle are evil, protesters are rioters and evil, (fill in the blank) is evil, SOCIALISTS! COMMUNISTS!

Me: Trump floated the idea of delaying the election.

Trumpster: WHY ARE YOU SO FULL OF HATE!

 

It's insane how much shit they hate. I pop over to Texags every once in a while to see how they react to events, and there was a thread on the rolling blackouts in California with replies like... suck it leftists....you get what you vote for.....stew in it....etc

Imagine a thread on a San Diego State message board laughing at all the Magas suffering after hurricane Harvey hit. These people are a disease 

[Guest Lobo]

We've been making the 2020 Goodyear/The Worst wisecracks for months now.  And now he suddenly comes out against Goodyear in the worst year in the U.S. in 75 years.  

And some of you still don't think we're living in a simulation?  

[DigglerontheHoof 21204]

20 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

It's insane how much shit they hate. I pop over to Texags every once in a while to see how they react to events, and there was a thread on the rolling blackouts in California with replies like... suck it leftists....you get what you vote for.....stew in it....etc

Imagine a thread on a San Diego State message board laughing at all the Magas suffering after hurricane Harvey hit. These people are a disease 

Enron fanbois?

[BrickHorn 18241]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

These are coming in so fast that I guess they think Sean RomaVicta is going to contribute every few hours. Diamond and Silk sent this one. I guess they went to the same writing school that Donald, Donald Jr., Lara, and the Trump campaign staff attended. (I added the gif.)

600%  🙂

Don Jr, that cheap bastard, offers only 500% 🙁

 

 

So many questions.

Who is kicking in the “match?”

Why does Trump need to “approve” a matching contribution?

Is there actually going to be a matching contribution, or is that a bullshit lie that is almost certainly illegal under campaign finance laws?

[4th&Five 41565]

 

[RomaVicta 29936]

1 hour ago, Burt said:

If I understand correctly, they banned them while at work. If I owned a business, I wouldn't want that distraction brought into the workplace either. I'm sure it would go both ways, but libs don't wear their political affiliation on their sleeve day and night like a cultist. 

[Brisketexan 105161]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

This.

Every fucking "accomplishment" he touts either 1) hasn't happened, or 2) happened before he took office.  It's fucking upside-down world, and his idiot base eagerly gobbles it up like an instragram slut in an NBA hotel room (google your sports stories).