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Let me be candid and honest here my man. I cannot be sympathetic to your comments because this is how adult life has always been. From the moment I stepped out of my home and headed off to college I h

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it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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21 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Oh, and the Proud Boys?  There are 4 levels, and let me tell you, this sounds so aggy

I was beating the shit out of these Antifa pussies the other day. No particular reason, but I haven't nutted in 29 days and I had a lot of pent up jism but no jar. As I fucked this dude up, he commented that he had never gotten his ass kicked by such a manly man, and complimented me on my snappy black and yellow polo. Said it was really a pleasure to get his ass kicked by me, and he would definitely let his Antifa fuckboi pals know where to come get their ass kicked too. As I left him in a bloody heap, he thanked me for my service and said the Proud Boys were clearly going to be the premier white supremacist group in the country. Now if you excuse me I have to get back to shoving this dildo up my ass to "own the libs". 

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54 minutes ago, Gooby said:

You'd be surprised how accurate that might be.  My step-mother has a sister that she no longer speaks to because (D)...which I have told them is about the most ridiculous shit I've ever seen.

Yeah, my mom basically excommunicated my oldest son from the family because she thinks he is ANTFA....he is a jazz musician in New Orleans.  The only thing he has ever hit in his life was a trifecta at the dog track.

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3 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Yeah, my mom basically excommunicated my oldest son from the family because she thinks he is ANTFA....he is a jazz musician in New Orleans.  The only thing he has ever hit in his life was a trifecta at the dog track.

That is so sad; I'm so sorry. I miss listening to my oldest play and practice--she played the viola and the keyboard. Your mom needs a reset and a change of heart.

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5 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Some of you guys need to light your parents up with some real talk.

My parents were pretty much Republican my whole life.  BUT....dad's hispanic, and they have lived internationally and have friends all over the world, mostly latin america.  And they were Republican for the reasons someone SHOULD be a Republican -- belief in a modicum of fiscal responsibility, have some old-fashioned values favoring family and hard work -- you know, the line of bullshit the GOP sold.

But they are smart and well-informed, and always have been.  They read.  They consume news from a variety of sources (they still subscribe to news sources from their time overseas).  And they were very, very anti-racist, always.  They saw the backlash when Obama won, and were horrified.  They saw the rise of Trumpism, and saw it for what it is.  My dad was slower to coming around to the conclusion that this means the entire GOP is trash....but he's there now.  Watching coverage of a man inspired by Trump slaughtering people like him in a border town like the one he grew up in was surely a deal-sealer.  They hate him.  With a burning passion.  My mother is a cancer patient, and she said a year ago "I know I damned well have to live to November so I can vote against that sonofabitch."  (She's doing reasonably well, hopefully we have another couple of years).

Some of their generation, if they just open their goddamned eyes, can't help but see him for what he really is.

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46 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Because he is such a profligate lying machine, he doesn't get the benefit of the doubt here even if he actually does not know who they are, or what they represent.  That's what a lifetime of brazenly lying about even the smallest things will get you.

For the record, he sure as shit knows who and what they are, welcomes their support, and hopes like hell that they fuck things up.

 

Oh, and the Proud Boys?  There are 4 levels, and let me tell you, this sounds so aggy:

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Membership would be divided into ranks from one to four.

To attain level one, an initiate must publicly state: “I am a proud Western chauvinist, I refuse to apologize for creating the modern world.”

To reach level two, the initiate must endure a beating by his comrades while reciting the names of five breakfast cereals. This is ostensibly to demonstrate “adrenaline control;” leaked online videos show the ritual to be far less violent than what McInnes described. Initiates are told to limit masturbation to once per month. The idea behind this ban -- that porn is making men weak and keeping them from forming real relationships with women -- is common throughout the right-wing extremist movement. In his op-ed, McInnes wrote: “Though sexual intercourse is encouraged, Proud Boys have an endgame and it is to settle down and have kids. They have absolutely no respect for feminists but venerate the housewife so much, they are actually becoming quite popular with women.”

To achieve the third level, an initiate must get a Proud Boys tattoo. Common variations are “Proud Boy,” “POYB” (acronym for Proud of Your Boy”) and “Uhuru,” a Swahili word for “freedom” that the Proud Boys have appropriated as their battle cry.

Finally, the fourth level, which McInnes did not describe in the foundational document, is an honorary degree awarded for “a material sacrifice or service by a brother.” McInnes said in an interview that the fourth degree is awarded for ”a major fight for the cause. You get beat up, kick the crap out of an antifa," but he later backpedaled, saying it “obviously doesn’t mean you go to someone’s house or even pick a fight with one at a rally. Fourth degree is a consolation prize for being thrust into a shitty situation and surviving.”

 

 

 

 

Pretty sure you also have to get Tricky Dick's face tattoo'd on your back. 

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7 minutes ago, threesheets said:

Pretty sure you also have to get Tricky Dick's face tattoo'd on your back. 

Speaking of Roger, here's what he's been up to; this occurred prior to the debate, so the tweeter may want to hold off on his comment. We don't want it to work, but there's a lot of racist voters out there apparently.

 

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1 hour ago, Gooby said:

All my trumpkin friends on social media are interestingly quiet today.  Even my parents.  Last night, after that shit show was over with, I texted my dad, who sent me a message earlier in the day saying "Don't forget about the debate tonight."  Since the whole thing was a disaster, I decided not to lean in to it too heavily and sent, "It's amazing to me that, out of 331 million people in the US, that these are our choices for the highest office in the land and the most powerful position on the planet.  Unreal."

And I got no message back.  Hopefully, even he realizes what a monkey fuck that whole thing was.

This!!! they have been quieter then a church mouse pissing on cotton.

 

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I’m really torn not knowing what to do with my parents. They are normally great people, have done so much for me in my life, but are somewhat sheltered living in BFE Kansas their whole lives.  Being small business owner Kansans they’ve always been a reliable Republican vote but politics were never really a big deal. They voted when the time came but that was it. 

But now they’ve gone full into the cult. I live halfway across the country and didn’t go back for my normal summer visit because I can’t stand the constant Fox News and Trump worship.  My 93 year old sweetheart of grandma called me upset because they’ve hung up a Trump flag and she can’t understand why they can’t see what he is. 

I love them but I just get sick to my stomach that they can’t/won’t see it and it’s starting to change the way I feel about them. I want to say something but I know it won’t do any good. 

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2 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

This!!! they have been quieter then a church mouse pissing on cotton.

 

The ones on my Twitter feed haven't been posting, but they have been running around liking all the positive spin they can find, scrambling for someone to calm them down and tell them it wasn't as bad as their eyes and ears told them it was.

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The ones on my Twitter feed haven't been posting, but they have been running around liking all the positive spin they can find, scrambling for someone to calm them down and tell them it wasn't as bad as their eyes and ears told them it was.

So are the GOP Senators and Congresspeople...

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2 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

same same.  it's happening to all of us.  you just have to hold on for dear life for about 6 months and hope the propaganda networks have moved on to something more palatable for them to latch onto once the dotard is gone.

I don't know that you're allowed to quit a cult in that manner? Seems to me if Fox sticks around the cult will too.

 

Edit-I know folks say it is all Trump, but I've sure seen buy in from cultists on some of the other Trump family as well as the slick GOP folks like Cruz and Hawley.

They may need to go cold turkey.

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6 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Had 4 Trumpy friends on Facebook comment how they couldn’t wait for the South Park Coronavirus special episode today. I know Matt and Trey are libertarians, but this should be fun to see if they’re still both siding.

too bad for them it's tomorrow!

And also, the south park guys have not been very kind to trump in previous seasons lol. Not sure why they'd start now

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2 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Yeah, my mom basically excommunicated my oldest son from the family because she thinks he is ANTFA....he is a jazz musician in New Orleans.  The only thing he has ever hit in his life was a trifecta at the dog track.

And I'd wager the trifecta of joints, bowls, and bongs. 

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Just now, Michael Knight said:

 

I mean, he's right, the people WILL tune in to someone rabidly smearing shit all over himself, or smashing himself repeatedly in the testicles.  That, umm, is not a commentary or endorsement of the QUALITY of the subject matter.....

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Fucking Idiocracy.  The most terrifying documentary of the modern era.

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20 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

The sad thing is Trump is going to be around making noise well after the election regardless of outcome. Unless he drops dead, the GOP is going to have to lay in the bed they made for years and so will many Americans. 

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4 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That is so sad; I'm so sorry. I miss listening to my oldest play and practice--she played the viola and the keyboard. Your mom needs a reset and a change of heart.

Yes it is.  Fox got to her.  I can't call her without her bringing up politics and I don't want to correct her as she gets so riled up.

It is kind of funny how she can turn everything into politics.

"Going to take the dog for a walk and listen to Rush", Ugh.

"Austin traffic is so bad because of the liberals" (she lives in San Antonio for fucks sake.)

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1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

 

The most idiotic thing about this, and there is a lot, but this dumb motherfucker still doesn’t realize he’s not a TV personality. He is literally the president of the United States. And still he drones on about ratings. It would be like Jerry Rice in his prime talking about how 12 and under flag football probably misses him.  Or Lin Manuel Miranda taunting his HS theater teacher. Just the level of his insecurity is frankly hard for me to fathom. Clearly he didn’t actually have fuck you money because he clearly gives all of the fucks. If only his pathetic need for love had translated in him actually trying to be loved, you know, by doing good things. 

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