Donald Trump 2020

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Jesus 

[Biff Tannen 45,676]

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Jesus 

He's going to get her killed.

[4th&Five 41,526]

He's gotten plenty of people killed.  He doesn't give a shit.

[mdmost 43,001]

23 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Jesus 

Such projection from Trump. 

[conVINCEd 21,469]

Happy Halloween!!!

 

[High Plains Drifter 11,040]

12 hours ago, triplehorn said:

win or lose, Donald will never set foot in Iowa again.

 

Personally, I'd say setting foot in Iowa is the loss.

 

[High Plains Drifter 11,040]

15 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

He sounds good. 

 

 

Lincoln project needs to take that clip, then add a scene of Mr. Macky saying "Drugs are bad, mmmkay."

 

[4th&Five 41,526]

Oh, of course.

 

[Brisketexan 105,097]

53 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

He's going to get her killed.

 

36 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He's gotten plenty of people killed.  He doesn't give a shit.

This.  The sooner you understand that he's a sociopath who doesn't care who or how many die -- if he could guarantee an election win by nuking Indonesia and killing millions, he would do it without hesitation -- then the sooner you understand Trump, and his followers.  It's a murderous death cult.

[Biff Tannen 45,676]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

This.  The sooner you understand that he's a sociopath who doesn't care who or how many die -- if he could guarantee an election win by nuking Indonesia and killing millions, he would do it without hesitation -- then the sooner you understand Trump, and his followers.  It's a murderous death cult.

For sure.  I never posited that he cared.  Just that he would get her killed.

[Guest Lobo]

Four years, the guy that doesn't know how tariffs or trade deficits work...he's the guy that's gonna get China to give us $2 trillion?  

Okay.  I mean, while he's asking for shit...may as well ask them to waive our interest payments for the next four years if he gets re-elected.  

(oh shit, I just gave him an idea that his base is gonna believe.  FUCK!)  Delete thread. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

So “China will pay for the virus!” is the new “Mexico will pay for the wall!”.

And his stone cold stupid fanboys will slurp that right up.

[Guest Lobo]

Shit, you could tell them that since most Chinese restaurants have Mexican cooks that Mexico will be paying for the Virus and China will be paying for the wall and 80% of his base would think, "Yeah, that checks out."  

[Brisketexan 105,097]

Just now, Lobo said:

Shit, you could tell them that since most Chinese restaurants have Mexican cooks that Mexico will be paying for the Virus and China will be paying for the wall and 80% of his base would think, "Yeah, that checks out."  

Man, it was a lifetime ago, but I remember getting shitfaced and having a good time at El Chino back in the day.

[Vito Andolini 9,126]

11 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Now THAT would be heaven...

Jeopardy! answer: “Dad, want to have a catch?”

Question: What is a phrase never uttered between Dotard and Don Jr., Eric or Barron?

[NWBuck 8,552]

3 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Jeopardy! answer: “Dad, want to have a catch?”

Question: What is a phrase never uttered between Dotard and Don Jr., Eric or Barron?

(well, unless they're talking about catching a social disease or something)

[jimmyjazz 45,903]

59 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

So “China will pay for the virus!” is the new “Mexico will pay for the wall!”.

DHS estimates for the wall cost were $21.6B.  The slam dunk Chyna Tariff is 83X that amount.

Gotcha.

 

[Eskimohorn 5,635]

Oh, of course.
 

Since China owns some of our debt, we pay them for farm subsidies and covid relief and everything else. Right?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,395]

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

He’s so fucking weird.

[4th&Five 41,526]

 

[South Austin 52,475]

2 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Jeopardy! answer: “Dad, want to have a catch rational thought?”

Question: What is a phrase never uttered between Dotard and Don Jr., Eric or Barron?

Fixed.

[Gil Bang 25,945]

 

[hayden_horn 11,362]

i mean, it's whatever

[HenryJames 66,045]

 

[hayden_horn 11,362]

also, we should all contribute to aaron rupar's whisky fund

 

[Brisketexan 105,097]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Well....that will be helpful evidence in the Bivens lawsuit by the family of the man they executed.  A man who was almost certainly a bad guy who should have been arrested and prosecuted.  But extrajudicial executions are always illegal.  Always.  

So, cool....admitting and bragging about completely violating the law.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6,559]

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well....that will be helpful evidence in the Bivens lawsuit by the family of the man they executed.  A man who was almost certainly a bad guy who should have been arrested and prosecuted.  But extrajudicial executions are always illegal.  Always.  

So, cool....admitting and bragging about completely violating the law.

They could always just argue that the President of the United States is not a credible witness.  I can't believe I just typed that.

Edited October 15, 2020 by Beantown Express 2.0

[Brisketexan 105,097]

Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

The could always just argue that the President of the United States is not a credible witness.  I can't believe I just typed that.

Actually, he just implicated himself as a co-conspirator.  In both a crime and a civil action.  He can and should be named as a defendant.  And once he leaves office, prosecuted for the crime.  Because if he had any role in ordering federal officers to commit murder, he committed a crime.

[Lurch 5,930]

Back in 2016 thread I mentioned trying to get him to say he was more popular than Jesus (because you know he believes it’s true), but it sounds like his staff has been actively training him not to

[Lurch 5,930]

Well....that will be helpful evidence in the Bivens lawsuit by the family of the man they executed.  A man who was almost certainly a bad guy who should have been arrested and prosecuted.  But extrajudicial executions are always illegal.  Always.  
So, cool....admitting and bragging about completely violating the law.

I’m pretty sure he’s saying local law enforcement didn’t want to arrest him. We’ve got far too many legit complaints to keep track of to muddy water with highly likely misinterpretations

[Biff Tannen 45,676]

41 minutes ago, Lurch said:

 

 

Back in 2016 thread I mentioned trying to get him to say he was more popular than Jesus (because you know he believes it’s true), but it sounds like his staff has been actively training him not to

 

Didn't The Beatles get in trouble for this?

Edited October 15, 2020 by Biff Tannen
oh I guess not exactly. whatever. fuck dotard.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

They going after Tiffany now.

[South Austin 52,475]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Didn't The Beatles get in trouble for this?

Yeah, John Lennon said The Beatles were more popular than Jesus Christ.  He was probably right, though.

[Dark Horse 2,280]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

So the president ordered a hit or the US Marshall’s committed murder?

[Nivek 16,923]

19 hours ago, Thatguy said:

  This what happens when Black Americans forget where they came from.

Oh bullshit.  The offer of $0.5 trillion would be huge for a community and it was obvious he struggled with the decision.   It is easy to be principled when you don't have anything to lose or gain.  

[Texas St. Armadillos 1,381]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Yeah, John Lennon said The Beatles were more popular than Jesus Christ.  He was probably right, though.

Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?

Wait.  What?  I got my references crossed-up.  My bad.

[South Austin 52,475]

Just now, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?

Wait.  What?  I got my references crossed-up.  My bad.

Lennon believed Christ could hit a curveball, but he just wasn’t as popular as The Beatles.

[Brisketexan 105,097]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Lennon believed Christ could hit a curveball, but he just wasn’t as popular as The Beatles.

I haven't had a delicious Jesus Cristo sandwich in years.

[hookemATL 11,717]

With Jesus au jus

[South Austin 52,475]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I haven't had a delicious Jesus Cristo sandwich in years.

So does the H. in Jesus Cristo sandwich mean ham?  I’ve always wondered why my old man would yell at me, “Jesus H. Christ!”

[Bookman 4,639]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Actually, he just implicated himself as a co-conspirator.  In both a crime and a civil action.  He can and should be named as a defendant.  And once he leaves office, prosecuted for the crime.  Because if he had any role in ordering federal officers to commit murder, he committed a crime.

Sounds like a statement against interest as well.

[4th&Five 41,526]

Such a whiny bitch. 

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,395]

 

[miguelito 11,262]

Trump thinks he has to promote his townhall like a WWE match.

Edited October 15, 2020 by miguelito
vote quimby

[WhatTheBuck 28,777]

8 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Trump thinks he has to promote his townhall like a WWE match.

It's how he's promoted his entire existence since he first made the national scene in 1983. 'I built a skyscraper in Manattan!  I put MY name on it!  LOOK AT ME!!!'

[Ghost of LL 15,531]

18 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Such a whiny bitch. 

 

At what point does NBC just say, "you know, as it turns out this wasn't a good idea and we're canceling it."?

[Red Five 40,854]

I hope he shows up in Angry Dotard mode tonight and sets what's left of his campaign on fire. 

[Underdog 28,614]

4 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

At what point does NBC just say, "you know, as it turns out this wasn't a good idea and we're canceling it."?

We'll run Hello, Larry episode in its place. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I hope he shows up in Angry Dotard mode tonight and sets what's left of his campaign on fire. 

I'm rooting for a racial slur slip. Like a real one this time.