Donald Trump 2020

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Nothing to see here....

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20915]

I realize this article is a a couple of years old, but Jimmy fuckin' Carter 1) is the 100% antithesis of Donald Trump in every meaningful way and may be the best human being to ever occupy the White House 2) I read elsewhere that he's trying to add more space to his solar array, which is currently providing roughly 55% of the the electricity required by Plains, Georgia.

https://theheartysoul.com/jimmy-carter-builds-a-solar-farm-to-power-half-his-hometown/

[Ths71 472]

“But what you have is, when that gets painted black, it becomes virtually untouchable during many parts of the season because of the sun hitting it. The black absorbs the heat”



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[4th&Five 42005]

That was like 2 weeks ago. Is he on a delay?

 

[David Dennison 19539]

It's going to be hilarious when forever wall is taken down by the next Democratic administration.

 

[mdmost 44040]

His wall is like a rescue animal. Needing a "forever home". 

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

1 hour ago, Ths71 said:

“But what you have is, when that gets painted black, it becomes virtually untouchable during many parts of the season because of the sun hitting it. The black absorbs the heat”

Then along comes this thing called night. 

[Guest Lobo]

26 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

That was like 2 weeks ago. Is he on a delay?

 

the problem was the concrete was wet when it got windy?  For a guy who has done so much perfect building, he sure doesn't understand much about construction.  

Go up to the 30 or 40th floor of a construction site when they're still pouring up there.  Guess what?  It's fucking windy up there, that's how tall shit (like border walls) works.  

And somebody get the presidents quotation marks with "fell over" and a picture of the wall portion that actually did fall over.  

The President's tweets are starting to remind me of Joey Tribiani on Friends.  When he'd frequently make air quotes during comments that did not require quotation marks.  He just saw other people do it, so he started doing it.  

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

It wasn't "frequently." It was one episode. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Here you go:

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Then along comes this thing called night. 

You know someone who thinks TV's powered by solar stop working at night should have thought of this.

 

Who am I kidding, he's a fucking moron.

[tx 3 putt 78677]

I think he skips the country after leaving office, Switzerland ?

[atomheartbevo 90647]

 

[Big D 249]

Of course, now it’s raining at Daytona.

[RomaVicta 30586]

No machine guns? No flipping off the audience?

Lame

[SmokeyTheBear 5569]

Peak idiocracy

[RPM 26628]

Imagine Obama did it and you have your answer.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Heh, heh. The announcer: "...but the president with the closest ties to the sport was Jimmy Carter...." Funny how that works. The humble over the hubris earns true respect.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3555]

Pretty weak. Couldn't make it up on the curves, once again failing to get it up.

[tx 3 putt 78677]

Weak sauce 

[atomheartbevo 90647]

37 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Heh, heh. The announcer: "...but the president with the closest ties to the sport was Jimmy Carter...." Funny how that works. The humble over the hubris earns true respect.

To use a phrase from the newest Star Trek series

[Anastasis 23718]

lame if they didn't take the chance to do doughnut burnouts in the beast. 

[Guest Lobo]

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It wasn't "frequently." It was one episode. 

Sorry, I don't have your working knowledge of "Friends."  It was one of the few funny episodes I remember.  I also remember having fun in college instead of watching that show.  Anyway, back to President Donald "Tribian" Trump.  Why couldn't his car hit turn 4 the wrong way?  

[RPM 26628]

13 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

lame if they didn't take the chance to do doughnut burnouts in the beast. 

Same reason they wouldn't take the banking. Didn't want Dotard to get car sick.

[staboner 5084]

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

That was like 2 weeks ago. Is he on a delay?

 

[Born to Run 6601]

Then along comes this thing called night. 

Sure, but everyone knows illegals only travel during the day. In the Desert.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20915]

Obama throwing shade at Trump:

 

 

[Anastasis 23718]

is anyone gonna tell him?

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

Staying at Doral for a conference.  What a dump.  The bounty is $500 for anyone filmed pissing on a Public Trump sign.  

I’m already out $1k.  And had to throw in public bc I was immediately inundated with dudes pissing on stationary in their room.  And obviously if your lil pecker is in the video the offer is null and void (huge schlongs are good).  

[F250 29201]

25 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Obama throwing shade at Trump:

 

 

[David Dennison 19539]

15 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

is anyone gonna tell him?

Both mufuckin' sides.

[F250 29201]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

[jimmyjazz 47197]

21 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

is anyone gonna tell him?

Tell midwestern Columbia/UChic Obama to stop speaking in a bad suthin' "person of color" accent?  Sure.  I'll text him.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Jesus fuck, these assholes will lie about the most trivial shit and when they get called out, they either pretend like it never happened or pile more lies on top.





Insecure people with power are not only assholes but dangerous assholes.

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

I gotta say, I didn't think he would actually go through with something so tacky and lame. I was wrong about that. 

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

15 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I gotta say, I didn't think he would actually go through with something so tacky and lame. I was wrong about that. 

Were you drunk when you thought that?

[Mdhorn 6166]

60 minutes playing Trump's lies on Crowdstrike--interesting.  Owned by American companies yet he claims it's owned by Ukraine.  And then came Trump's ultimatum to Ukraine.  

Edited February 17, 2020 by Mdhorn

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

60 minutes playing Trump's lies on Crowdstrike--interesting.  Owned by American companies yet he claims it's owned by Ukraine.  And then came Trump's ultimatum to Ukraine.  

All the viewers, the 10 olds who watch that are so confused.  

Edited February 17, 2020 by ChiTownDoc

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Were you drunk when you thought that?

Possibly. I just figured since there wasn't any money in it for him it would be easy to convince him to go golfing instead. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Possibly. I just figured since there wasn't any money in it for him it would be easy to convince him to go golfing instead. 

A standing ovation from another favorable crowd was his reward.

Plus, he did get to make some money. Everyone involved in these shenanigans probably stayed at Mar-A-Lago at super inflated rates.

[shnsajax 3607]

A standing ovation from another favorable crowd was his reward.

Plus, he did get to make some money. Everyone involved in these shenanigans probably stayed at Mar-A-Lago at super inflated rates.

And the race was postponed until tomorrow. As far as I am concerned that means his sporting event curse continues.

[woohorn 1131]

Possibly. I just figured since there wasn't any money in it for him it would be easy to convince him to go golfing instead. 

I don't think he is well enough to golf these days.

[JimmyJames 12271]

1 hour ago, shnsajax said:

 

And the race was postponed until tomorrow. As far as I am concerned that means his sporting event curse continues.

 

Yep. All the redneck dipshits got to cheer trump lamely going around the track, then they got to go home. Totally fitting. Thanks prez!

[HornOnTheBayou 9062]

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I gotta say, I didn't think he would actually go through with something so tacky and lame. I was wrong about that. 

Really?

[tx 3 putt 78677]

melina's had way too much plastic surgery. she was good looking at one point 

[SaucyJack 3520]

10 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Then along comes this thing called night. 

Aggie Scientists say that’s when they’re heading to the sun. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Someone is getting laid tonight.

Or wearing her skin as a suit.

Hard to know.

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

Their first clutch of eggs will yield dozens of lizard offspring. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Love how Stephen Miller is openly racist and can work in the WH in the year 2020.

[Nope 3151]

11 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Someone is getting laid tonight.

Or wearing her skin as a suit.

Hard to know.

 

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