Donald Trump 2020

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,629]

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Did you try it?  Oh, you know what I’m talking about... this bad boy.

#fyrefest

#neverforget

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-fire-and-fury-smart-genius-obama-774169

Speaks at 4th grade level. Reads at 2nd.

 

His punctuation usage stalled out around kindergarten.

I hesitate to consider what his sentence diagramming would've looked like armed with a Sharpie and all that.

 

[jimmyjazz 47,198]

Every time I see that deconstructed whateverburger I laugh my ass off.

I am so simple.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,629]

 
His punctuation usage stalled out around kindergarten.

Same time the coloring part of his brain ate it.

[4th&Five 42,005]

 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,508]

You knew there was no way DOTARD wouldn't take the bait. What a snowflake.

[Francisco 2.0 32,591]

7 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

You knew there was no way DOTARD wouldn't take the bait. What a snowflake.

I'm picturing Obama and someone else with a small wager on the amount of time before the President responded/attacked.

 

"I'm going to send this out at 10 sharp.  I've got a $100 he replies by noon"

[sachick 1,189]

 

So triggered.

[Nope 3,151]

2 hours ago, yoladu said:

Barack Obama

“I would advise that we try to move quickly to coalesce around those elements in the package that people agree on." - January 20, 2010

“What happened in Ferguson is not a complete aberration.” - March 6, 2015

"A bunch of you, because you’ve known me for a long time, came up and commiserated while we were taking pictures." - May 23, 2014

"Since I have been in the Senate, I have worked to try to ameliorate the impact of these trade agreements." - February 27, 2008

Lmao this is great.

[Biff Tannen 46,166]

58 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Problem is this shit works with a lot of people.

[Guest Lobo]

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

This is funny if you read Trump's tweets in that Bobby Moynihan voice from SNL, Anthony Chrispino...

"You uh, you hear this shit?  You hear this Obama guy trying to take credit for the big Trump economic boon.  He's rebated the military.  Brought regurgitations down.  He's making American ate again."  

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[Goredho 17,656]

4 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-fire-and-fury-smart-genius-obama-774169

Speaks at 4th grade level. Reads at 2nd.

The emperor has no brains.

[RomaVicta 30,586]

7 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Been there, done that:

 

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/02/24/someone-passed-out-russian-flags-with-trumps-name-on-them-at-cpac.html

 

 

 

 

 

From your link:

Quote

It was not immediately clear who passed out the flags, or why.

CPAC attendees told Politico’s Tim Alberta they’d thought the person who gave them the flags was a staffer. “They saw red, white & blue — with “TRUMP” stamped across it” and “gave no thought to Russian flag,” Alberta said.

People couldn’t tell if it was a prank, a protest, or something else entirely.

C'mon now. It was a glorious prank. Had to be. 

[TwiceHorn 32,079]

3 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

 

 

Same time the coloring part of his brain ate it.

 

Motherfucker about to steal a purple crayon.

[Guest Lobo]

DPDP

Edited February 18, 2020 by Lobo

[Guest Lobo]

3 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

 

 

Same time the coloring part of his brain ate it.

 

Is that book over his left shoulder about "Anal with Melania" ???

'Cause I'd read that book and see the movie.  

[triplehorn 2,664]

22 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Motherfucker about to steal a purple crayon.

Assuming he recognized his goof in coloring a flag stripe blue, he’s looking for some liquid paper.  Given he’s most likely oblivious, probably just searching for anything he can huff.

[Continental Op 3,934]

NYT Crossword knows what's up.

Edited February 18, 2020 by Continental Op

[Burt 4,137]

Is that real? Please say it's real. 

[henrygandorf 29,225]

well it’s a real word. it’s just been sorta repurposed over the past 3 years. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

Although I'm not a Tweeter, I check public accounts on the daily as well as twitter trends just for fun. The hashtag #ObamaWasBetterAtEverything began trending yesterday and climbed the charts quickly after Trump was piqued over Obama's tweet regarding the Recovery Act.

One of the best comments I saw and there were some good ones:

Buckle up for the President's calendar today. He has activities planned!

He will depart around lunch time for California, the part of California that he likes where people will give him money. He will be meeting with LA Olympic & Paralympic Committee members at a roundtable in Beverly Hills followed by a joint fundraising meeting. He will then head to Santa Monica before jetting out of LA to head to Las Vegas. I thought he was supposed to speak in Vegas, but I don't see that on his calendar any more. Tomorrow is his meeting with Larry Ellison in Rancho Mirage and a rally in Phoenix.

[Continental Op 3,934]

I love the "I AM TOTALLY NOT ON TWITTER I WAS JUST LOOKING AT IT!!" bit we are seeing quite a bit of these days.

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

A proposed Alabama law would require that all men get a vasectomy after they turn 50 or after the birth of their third child, whichever comes first. 

[High Plains Drifter 11,187]

21 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

A proposed Alabama law would require that all men get a vasectomy after they turn 50 or after the birth of their third child, whichever comes first. 

 

Not sure why this is here, but...

 

Broken clock, twice a day

[Biff Tannen 46,166]

8 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

well it’s a real word. it’s just been sorta repurposed over the past 3 years. 

And it came from Kim Jong Un.  Makes it that much better.

[DixonHur 11,959]

15 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

 

 

Same time the coloring part of his brain ate it.

 

"He doesn't know what the American flag looks like, just like us" - Every Trumper

[Gil Bang 26,239]

Although I'm not a Tweeter, I check public accounts on the daily as well as twitter trends just for fun. The hashtag #ObamaWasBetterAtEverything began trending yesterday and climbed the charts quickly after Trump was piqued over Obama's tweet regarding the Recovery Act.

One of the best comments I saw and there were some good ones:

Buckle up for the President's calendar today. He has activities planned!

He will depart around lunch time for California, the part of California that he likes where people will give him money. He will be meeting with LA Olympic & Paralympic Committee members at a roundtable in Beverly Hills followed by a joint fundraising meeting. He will then head to Santa Monica before jetting out of LA to head to Las Vegas. I thought he was supposed to speak in Vegas, but I don't see that on his calendar any more. Tomorrow is his meeting with Larry Ellison in Rancho Mirage and a rally in Phoenix.

Ellison has a mutiny on his hands. His employees are pissed that he’s hosting a fundraiser for Trump

[HenryJames 67,362]

 

[Biff Tannen 46,166]

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Reality is what they want it to be for 40% of the nation.

[High Plains Drifter 11,187]

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Has DOtaRd ever had 5% growth, or 4% for that matter?

[Grade of D as in David 13,255]

10 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Has DOtaRd ever had 5% growth, or 4% for that matter?

Didn't Stormy tell us he's neither a grower nor a shower. 

 

[jimmyjazz 47,198]

19 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Has DOtaRd ever had 5% growth, or 4% for that matter?

No.  3.5% year-over-year is the max since he took office.

[Francisco 2.0 32,591]

28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Reality is what they want it to be for 40% of the nation.

Or how impacted the market is.  It's up, therefore fuck the rest of the economy.

That's it.  That is the measuring stick. 

[jimmyjazz 47,198]

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

Or how impacted the market is.  It's up, therefore fuck the rest of the economy.

That's it.  That is the measuring stick, if a Republican holds the Oval Office.

FIFY

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

32 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Reality is what they want it to be for 40% of the nation.

You just can’t argue with stupid.

[Biff Tannen 46,166]

Will be interesting to see what effect the corona virus has on the economy and how they spin it if we go into a recession.  I don't think this will happen.

[Grade of D as in David 13,255]

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Will be interesting to see what effect the corona virus has on the economy and how they spin it if we go into a recession.  I don't think this will happen.

Corona virus is all set to clear up in April when it warms up, didn't your hear dotard's plan?

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

2 hours ago, Continental Op said:

I love the "I AM TOTALLY NOT ON TWITTER I WAS JUST LOOKING AT IT!!" bit we are seeing quite a bit of these days.

Certainly. Facebook has made it where you pretty much have to join to keep tabs on things, but public twitter accounts are a great way to see what is going on and the news orgs that have links to their articles are awesome. Drawback to not having an account is that I haven't figured out a way to report bots and they are legion.

I have only one news org that I follow on my phone, so this keeps my desktop and phone screens clutter free. NextDoor, Pinterest, etc. not my thing. I love to look at the Twitter trends. Fascinating but a time sink.

In the meantime, did you know:

OUR SOLDIERS ARE FOR HIRE!!!!!!

[4th&Five 42,005]

 

[DDD Dad 14,649]

News reports appear to be conflicting.  Some tweets say full pardon, others say clemency.  Anyone know which is correct?

[TwiceHorn 32,079]

6 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

News reports appear to be conflicting.  Some tweets say full pardon, others say clemency.  Anyone know which is correct?

They are indeed.  But because DeBartolo's sentence was completed, I would think it would have to be a pardon.

[HenryJames 67,362]

 

[Brisketexan 106,899]

Trump has a very soft spot in his heart for rich, unrepentant crooks.

I wonder why that is?

[TheStoicPaisano 9,953]

Jim Traficant’s toupee is on deck

[Grade of D as in David 13,255]

Pardon for Lex Luthor in 3, 2, 1...

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

It's done.  Commuted.  Such a nice guy.

[Updawg 2,385]

Madoff unless he ripped off trump as well

[4th&Five 42,005]

Oh well, what can you do?

 

[Brandywine 1,330]

19 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

God, he’s just a pathetic piece of shit. 

[HenryJames 67,362]