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Let me be candid and honest here my man. I cannot be sympathetic to your comments because this is how adult life has always been. From the moment I stepped out of my home and headed off to college I h

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it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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The President's Daily Public Schedule

https://factba.se/topic/calendar

11/4 Wednesday

  • The President has no public events scheduled.

11/5 Thursday

  • The President has no public events scheduled.

11/6 Friday

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11/7 Saturday

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11/8 Sunday

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11/9 Monday

  • The President has no public events scheduled.
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44 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

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It’s Melania WASHING HIS FEET for me.

Oh god, I just saw the MAGA hat on the cross!!!!!!!!

Trump as Christ is where my baptist relatives completely lost me. Like lost me to the point that I would like to erase them from my life. 

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12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Of course he is running again.  Once he thinks this through, he'll even be happy with losing to Biden.  Now he can have a campaign slush fund for 4 more years.  Its been his single largest income stream for the last 5 years.  And during those 5, he had to spend some of it on actual campaign expenses.  Not anymore.  He'll still get every dime every Cletus in the nation makes, but now he doesn't have to worry about renting arenas.  He'll show up every now and then in the parking lots of Four Seasons Landscaping, Hilton Pool Cleaners, and Sheraton Used Cars, and most of those business owners will pay him for the honor.  Throw in a new partnership with Breitbart and OAN and his grift train may even pick up some steam.

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trump removes head of climate science report:

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The White House has removed the head of the program that produces the federal government's most definitive scientific report on climate change, according to three sources with knowledge of the move.

Michael Kuperberg had worked as executive director of the U.S. Global Change Research Program, which produces the National Climate Assessment. The move comes just days after the White House tapped Betsy Weatherhead to lead the sweeping climate study. Weatherhead joined the U.S. Geological Survey after working at climate analytics firm Jupiter Intelligence.

could potentially fuck with the report because the author nomination deadline is this week

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Much of the work on the next assessment will take place during the Biden administration, but Trump officials might still influence the report in its remaining months. Nov. 14 marks the deadline for author nominations, and a new executive director could push for the program to select nominees that have views more aligned with Trump's on climate change.

 

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/11/09/trump-removes-head-of-climate-science-report-435620

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trump removes head of climate science report:

could potentially fuck with the report because the author nomination deadline is this week

 

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/11/09/trump-removes-head-of-climate-science-report-435620

Of course. We are about to see what its like to be on the Titanic, but instead of having a Captain that helps others get to safety while going down with the ship, we have a Captain who is stealing the last life boat after taking a sledge hammer to the remaining hull.

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If Nixon gets a presidential library, this assclown is gonna get one.  And it has to be in Florida because he'll be confined to that state for the rest of his dying days.  

Donald...Please Exit through the Gift Shop

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Just for the heck of it, I used a custom google news search and entered today's day and month and selected 2008 for the year. Top topics:

Where will the Obama children attend school?

AIG executives shamed for taking an expensive junket after asking the feds for $$

Obama asks Bush for help with automakers

Alvin and the Chipmunks immortalized in wax

Bush calls meeting with Obama friendly

Where has the bailout money gone?

Ohio community devasted by DHL job cuts

 

In 2000, google wasn't structured quite the same way but here's a few:

Senator Hillary Clinton calls for end to electoral college (CBS news)

Failed plan to bomb US ship is reported (NY Times)

Couple of commentaries about the Florida recount

 

Today's headlines?

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49 minutes ago, Lobo said:

If Nixon gets a presidential library, this assclown is gonna get one.  And it has to be in Florida because he'll be confined to that state for the rest of his dying days.  

Donald...Please Exit through the Gift Shop

What's gonna be in this library?  MacDonalds menus and blank sheets of papers with Donald's signature on it?  Has the dude ever actually read a book?  

What college is going to host it?  

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If Nixon gets a presidential library, this assclown is gonna get one.  And it has to be in Florida because he'll be confined to that state for the rest of his dying days.  

Donald...Please Exit through the Gift Shop

His library will likely be at Liberty University. I'm sure UPenn wants no part of it.

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Whatever shred of possibility there was a Penn agreeing to host it.....it's gone now with Philly being the final dagger in the heart of a possible 2nd term for Trump.

Seriously...think back to the Veep episode where Myers was shopping her library around to myriad schools.  And they settled on that vagina-esque design.  Life imitating Art...Trump is the biggest pussy to ever hold office...at least in my lifetime.  Maybe we could work out a labia shaped facility for him somewhere.  

I think Liberty was an obvious choice until this whole Falwell sex scandal.  Plus I just don't see Trump leaving Florida for the next few years and libraries are typically settled (at least in recent history) within the first 2-3 years of the man leaving office.  

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If Nixon gets a presidential library, this assclown is gonna get one.  And it has to be in Florida because he'll be confined to that state for the rest of his dying days.  

Donald...Please Exit through the Gift Shop

Yeah, but Nixon’s wasn’t part of the National Archives until 15 years or so ago, and when they took over they redid the whole Watergate exhibit (I saw it - it was hilarious). I don’t see how the NA deals with any shit for Trump’s. 

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His library will likely be at Liberty University. I'm sure UPenn wants no part of it.
He won't bother with one unless he can make a buck off it.
Plus he would have to concede he's no longer president.

I think he spends his remaining days before prison tweeting grievances and hosting ever more pathetic rally's.

Trump ends not with a bang but a whimper.
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5 minutes ago, We’reTexas said:

Yeah, but Nixon’s wasn’t part of the National Archives until 15 years or so ago, and when they took over they redid the whole Watergate exhibit (I saw it - it was hilarious). I don’t see how the NA deals with any shit for Trump’s. 

Trump has used federal funds to pay the bills at his own family's resort properties while only traveling there for campaign purposes then returned to the White House to also charge U.S. taxpayers for official campaign events on federal property, while using the savings delta to retire his own personal debts from monies raised on federal lands while campaigning on them for personal reasons because he knows that by not having to pay third-party venues---he can pocket the savings, after which he wipes his ass with the Hatch Act because that bill didn't even dream of condemning this kinda shit because we never thought we'd accidentally elect a game-show host with a few hotels.  

And you think he's worried the National Archives might want to fact-check the digital kiosk that proclaims Trump's greatness when you first walk-in?  That's precious.  

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4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

I know it's social media and punctuation and syntax are secondary to the message.  But holy fuck, Mr. President.  Strunk and White have been dead for quite awhile...no reason to shit on their graves.  You do realize there's an entirely plausible way to read that tweet and it ain't good.  

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39 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

What the hell is he doing at defense?

 

If I had to guess it's that Trump is looking for officials who will deploy troops on US soil to keep him in office.  What policies could be so caustic that 2 people have been fired over when Trump only has 70 days left in office?

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I'm gonna put on my serious pants for a second and assume the Republicans are actually in good faith arguing for the president.

The talking point that Trump as an individual is well within his rights to contest this issue  to its fullest holds no water. First and foremost Trump is not an individual he's the President of the United States and he swore an oath to the people of the United States. The power of the presidency is meant to unite all Americans not to serve the vanity of a single man. By attempting to undermine the resuts of this election he's throwing doubt on every future election and unraveling the very fabric of our republic. What makes Trump the worst president in history isn't the bad policy he's implemented or the mistakes he's made, plenty of presidents have made bad policy but every president before him had at least a belief that the office was a duty and responsibility to the American people. Every president understood that the consequences of their actions could have enormous ramifications for the people but that thought never crosses Trumps mind. Other people simply don't factor into Trumps beliefs, Trumps single Tenet is Trump.

Fuck all of you who inflicted this blight upon America and I hope the revelation that you helped bring about the destruction of our republic will keep you up at night in your new autonomous commune.

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48 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

What the hell is he doing at defense?

 

There is an executive order and DOD law that dictates the successor to Defense Secretary is the senate approved deputy secretary. Trump is trying to us the Vacancies Reform Act to simply place a different senate approved office holder in the job, who also has not been retired from military service for at least 7 years - another DOD law. It’s another illegal appointment for the administration and could invalidate any work done or decision made by the department. 

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Sean, RomaVicta

I will NEVER stop fighting for YOU.

My Administration is achieving things no one thought possible - the stock market is up BIG, the coronavirus vaccine is underway and will be completed safely very soon.

We are accomplishing so much, which is even more reason to step up and DEFEND THE ELECTION! 

I’m calling on YOU to FIGHT BACK, Sean RomaVicta. We need to bolster our critical Election Defense Fund if we’re going to keep going. We can’t do this without you.

 

Please contribute ANY AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY to the Official Election Defense Fund and you can increase your impact by 1000%. >>

I had such a big lead in all of these key battleground states late into Election night, only to see the leads miraculously disappear as the days went by. Perhaps these leads will return as our legal proceedings move forward, but only if we have the resources to KEEP FIGHTING!

You’ve never let me down before, Sean RomaVicta and I know you won’t start now.

Contribute ANY AMOUNT RIGHT NOW to stand with me and to DEFEND the integrity of our Election.

Thank you,

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I blocked most of their addresses, I guess they fired up a new one. I weep with admiration for Trump's strength and altruism as he defends the Integrity of Election!

I'm putting my car up for sale because I love my country and want to give, give, give to defeat the ebil socialist, same sex marriage, baby-killing, Clinton-loving libs led by Bernie Sanders and Ho Chi Minh from polluting our precious bodily fluids!

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