Donald Trump 2020

[Cousin Strawberry 1,273]

35 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Okay, I was using Merle as a foil for Willie’s gift at bridging divides. Mea culpa. But the notion that Trump hasn’t hoodwinked plenty of the folks you describe is as weak as my original assumption.

I wasn't criticizing you.  Haggard  did write  "Okie from Muskogee" and "I'm a White Boy" but I think they were parody or satire.  Maybe he was just keyed into what rednecks wanted to hear and wanted to make some money. Trump has hoodwinked all of the working people who long for some version of America that never existed.  If you ask them to name a decade when America was great, they really can't.  I imagine they think America started to decline around 1964. 

[Horndog 2,293]

3 hours ago, Superhero said:

I still like the idea of diverting the plane to NY. Does the NY AG there already have charges ready to go? Be a lot cooler if she did.

Or maybe this:

[atomheartbevo 90,562]

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

He looks like Mr Fishoeder from Bob’s Burgers

Or whoever has been cast as the next Willy Wonka.

[Biff Tannen 46,073]

Thread took an unexpected turn. 

[Beau Vine 55,840]

She was a homegrown mountain girl
Raised in a different world
I was a wanna be rocker
She was more into Merle
Couldn't see it just wouldn't work
And now I'm double fisting long necks, grapefruit and Stoli
Never getting over Joely

[staboner 5,068]

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Was just about to post what bozo did. Cash would have hated Trump

you sure bout that?

i mean, the people that trump has galvanized would have also hated him just 8 years ago. 

we also just elected a conservative christian POTUS and the opposition who wants a conservative Christian POTUS is permanently outraged

up is down, left is right

Edited December 8, 2020 by staboner

[High Plains Drifter 11,163]

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

 

[jimmyjazz 46,994]

Good God.  They're going to have to redefine the outer parameters of "narcissist" when this is all said and done.

[Satchel 6,982]

Trump is as broken as they come. Just disgraceful.

[gyroprotagonist 2,597]

11 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

[LonghornSean 4,072]

I wonder, what would be the equivalent event to this in Donald Trump's white house? Ted Nugent??

 

Edited December 8, 2020 by LonghornSean

[Burt 4,120]

Hey, can yall do these guys - Waylon Jennings, Conway Twitty, Lester Flatt, Bob Wills, Grandpa Jones?  Would they have liked Trump?

[WhatTheBuck 28,904]

Frank Zappa would've hated Trump. 

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,527]

You motherfuckers questioning Johnny Cash’s character are pissing me the fuck off.

[AnTiM 1,685]

4 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

I guess Trump could not stand being in the presence of a real man.  Cocksucker is the only word that comes to mind.

[Bozo_Casanova 26,775]

4 hours ago, Burt said:

Hey, can yall do these guys - Waylon Jennings, Conway Twitty, Lester Flatt, Bob Wills, Grandpa Jones?  Would they have liked Trump?

Yeah, sad to say I’m pretty sure Conway Twitty would have gone full MAGA.

[Bookman 4,754]

54 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Yeah, sad to say I’m pretty sure Conway Twitty would have gone full MAGA.

But only for that sweet, sweet redneck poontang.

[bolverk 30,251]

I think one good litmus test for determining whether an old Country & Western favorite would be a Trump supporter is to ask yourself whether they did or would have ever had a show at Branson.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

more crying

 

[Underdog 29,112]

NSIAP...

 

[4th&Five 41,911]

52 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

more crying

 

That’s rich coming from a guy that just lost the general election, including AZ. 

Edited December 8, 2020 by 4th&Five

[Red Five 41,617]

Sick burn dotard. 

[AnTiM 1,685]

I think of the medal of honor winner Trump walked out on, and a hero like Chuck Yeager who died yesterday, and it truly makes me wish I could spit in Trump's stupid face and kick his ignorant ass for not knowing what is important in life.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

2 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

I think of the medal of honor winner Trump walked out on, and a hero like Chuck Yeager who died yesterday, and it truly makes me wish I could spit in Trump's stupid face and kick his ignorant ass for not knowing what is important in life.

It was wrong of him to walk out, but I believe that was a Medal of Freedom. Medal of Honor is quite different. You can still kick him, though!

A pardon for you and a pardon for you and who else will trade for a pardon? I make the best deals! You, too, can make The Pardon List! $9.95 and look at what you receive: a pardon signed by Donald J. Trump, regardless of any crime committed.

 

[Lagunamadre 1,975]

7 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

It was wrong of him to walk out, but I believe that was a Medal of Freedom. Medal of Honor is quite different. You can still kick him, though!

A pardon for you and a pardon for you and who else will trade for a pardon? I make the best deals! You, too, can make The Pardon List! $9.95 and look at what you receive: a pardon signed by Donald J. Trump, regardless of any crime committed.

 

[ConferenceRoom 6,213]

The fact that Chuck Yeager and Sylvester Holtz both have Medals of Freedom is a bit mind numbing. 

[Captainant 28,416]

4 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

The fact that Chuck Yeager and Sylvester Holtz both have Medals of Freedom is a bit mind numbing. 

[RPM 26,574]

Just now, Captainant said:

I want to rage neg that so fucking bad, but it's not your fault.

[Biff Tannen 46,073]

What pisses me off the most is that after the inauguration, this shit ain't going away.  Until he's banned from twitter and put away somewhere, him and his cult are going to continue to rage.  We're going to have to Simpsons "just don't look" I think.

[Wanker Bob 379]

18 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Do they not understand that Biden can come in and just be like, "yeah, you're not fired"?  Are they just trying to create more work for the new admin out of spite?  I mean, I know they are, but it's not like these are difficult things to reverse.

They're actually making it a lot easier on Biden. He would have had to give some thought on some difficult decisions for non-trump appointees and loyalists. Now can just come in and wipe all the trump people out and install whoever he wants

[Wanker Bob 379]

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What pisses me off the most is that after the inauguration, this shit ain't going away.  Until he's banned from twitter and put away somewhere, him and his cult are going to continue to rage.  We're going to have to Simpsons "just don't look" I think.

If twitter doesn't ban him right away they're beyond complicit. They already were when they didn't ban him when he was just a regular person spouting hatred well before he ran for office. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

2 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

They're actually making it a lot easier on Biden. He would have had to give some thought on some difficult decisions for non-trump appointees and loyalists. Now can just come in and wipe all the trump people out and install whoever he wants

I'm still skeptical regarding this. The top people, sure, that's usual. But people like Emily Murphy? She was there for quite a while working in govt prior to Trump. She's been outed, but there are others like her that burrow in and stay quiet. Most public servants do their job and do it well, but as we saw, it only takes one person to gum up the works. Ginny Thomas and others that walk around questioning loyalty wrought a lot of damage and normalized that as culture. It's toxic.

 

[Amos Moses 795]

20 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Merle would have been MAGA. And Willie would have recorded with Merle, without hesitation. Willie is a better man than I.

The name you were looking for is Toby Keith. 
 

And keep Merle’s name outta yo mouf.

[Underdog 29,112]

Someone's running a bit scared about prison...

Trump personally asked Pa. GOP House Speaker for help changing election results: report (msn.com)

[Michael Knight 13,198]

Is this an onion article?

 

 

[Fletch 5,817]

On 12/6/2020 at 7:21 PM, Jack Straw said:

"Donald Trump is doing a great job."

- @Johnny Sack and 99+% of Republicans 

That fuckface @Johnny Sack will be back in January and bitch about Biden’s executive overreach and bitching about the budget and blame this shit show economy on him. It’s what piece of shit republicans like sack do 

[bolverk 30,251]

20 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Is this an onion article?

 

 

Is it really a surprise? I'm pretty sure I distinctly recall posters joking about Mexican labor would end up building Trump's wall when all this bullshit got started.

[wildcat09 29,569]

1 hour ago, Fletch said:

That fuckface @Johnny Sack will be back in January and bitch about Biden’s executive overreach and bitching about the budget and blame this shit show economy on him. It’s what piece of shit republicans like sack do 

The real fun will be when he gets liquored up and starts throwing some hard rs around.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

 

[Brisketexan 106,684]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Good.  Let him blow up the suicide vest.

[Biff Tannen 46,073]

10 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

And House minority leader dipshit said he wouldn't override it.  Not that that matters.

Edited December 8, 2020 by Biff Tannen

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Taking L's 

 

['stache 22,118]

I do enjoy seeing Jim Inhofe take trumps wrath, since he's been one of his stringest bootlickers. Just goes to show you that trump cares about literally nothing but himself.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Trump just can’t stop losing. 

[Bookman 4,754]

17 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Trump just can’t stop losing. 

Seriously, Biden has won this election like 60 times now.

[jimmyjazz 46,994]

16 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Seriously, Biden has won this election like 60 times now.

He just flat out troll Trump and say surely by now he has enough electoral votes to serve for 2 terms.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,410]

18 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Seriously, Biden has won this election like 60 times now.

That's what keeps me sane during all this bullshit.  Knowing that dotard is losing his shit with every ruling keeps me warm inside.  It's either that or the beans I ate at lunch.

[Underdog 29,112]

47 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He just flat out troll Trump and say surely by now he has enough electoral votes to serve for 2 terms.

Stealing this for FB. 

[atomheartbevo 90,562]

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Just in time for Senate elections in Georgia, a state that receives a helluva lot of military/federal dollars, not to mention the numerous military personnel who are from Georgia and may still vote in Georgia's elections.

[Bozo_Casanova 26,775]

10 hours ago, Bookman said:

But only for that sweet, sweet redneck poontang.

 

 

Edited December 9, 2020 by Bozo_Casanova