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34 minutes ago, smuggs said:

This is extraordinary. 

I spent more time than I should've reading around on the site. They did a really good job with it. The Mooch (Anthony Scaramucci) was an advisory member but they left most all of the creative staff unlisted to avoid harassment. They've got quite the detail, and that 'grift' shop was hilarious. The Stable Genius Yoga Mat cracked me up. They had some solid work with the layout. I didn't even notice the first look that they located it in Nogales, Arizona. Attention to detail, that's delightful.

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3 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I spent more time than I should've reading around on the site. They did a really good job with it. The Mooch (Anthony Scaramucci) was an advisory member but they left most all of the creative staff unlisted to avoid harassment. They've got quite the detail, and that 'grift' shop was hilarious. The Stable Genius Yoga Mat cracked me up. They had some solid work with the layout. I didn't even notice the first look that they located it in Nogales, Arizona. Attention to detail, that's delightful.

It looks like the items in the grift shop are actually for sale. 

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Jesus that website is pure genius. It's like a treasure hunt of greatness. The menu at the Drump's Diner is hilarious. "The Deep State" description is "Very deep bucket of fried chicken. It's all wings. They have no meat on them."  

 

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I know you guys are mostly joking/mocking accusing Trump of election fraud (like anyone around him is competent enough to pull it off), but the Georgia runoffs could be a shit show. The general sentiment around the crazy corners of the internet right now is that it's super easy to cheat and there's absolutely no punishment for it. Because, you know, all the dead people and duplicate ballots discussed on Steve Bannon's podcast. These idiots are going to try to commit so much hilariously detectable fraud.

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5 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Go to the link. Please. It's beautiful.

 

 

HAHAHAHAHA. It took me a minute for the penny to drop. Grift shop. I'm dyiiiiiing.

Wall of Tacos. $0 

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5 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Go to the link. Please. It's beautiful.

 

 

HAHAHAHAHA. It took me a minute for the penny to drop. Grift shop. I'm dyiiiiiing.

Is that a pool of piss on the bed in the Presidential Hotel?

Such detail, there are many hidden gems I'm sure.

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8 hours ago, Lobo said:

What the fuck does a church need with 368 employees?  Yeah, I get it...it's a big church with lots of members and a strong online/TV presence but 368 employees to run a church that's not even really a church?  Or is that the feature, not the bug?

I know some Surly posters who are members of his flock.  They've got to be embarrassed with this assclown.  But then again, if you're 15 years and $15k into Joel already, I doubt this suddenly becomes your 'come to Jesus' moment.  

Remind me not to give a fuck about conning people in my next life.  

For greedy idiots people like Osteen washes away their sins. He does for them what Lourdes does for humpbacks and cripples. 

 

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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

I thought Dotard said that if the electoral college voted for Biden on Monday, he'd concede. Yea, like anybody believed that. 

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2 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Is that a pool of piss on the bed in the Presidential Hotel?

Such detail, there are many hidden gems I'm sure.

Difficult to tell if that was their intent (re:the bed). Although the "Rudy's Trousers" option was spot on.

The large KFC style buckets on every table in the dining area were good, the COVID design in the graveyard along with the Cain Gang tweet as part of the display. They took a lot of trouble to roll this out.

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Coincidence?  Justice, State, and Defense are all departments that had plenty of high-level employees show they were loyal to the United States, not Trump.

Justice? Barr can go rogue for Trump once he steps down.

State? Pompeo 'joking' about the second Trump term, hard to say.

Defense? Esper is gone. How well do you trust Miller, the acting Secretary? And why is Corey Lewandoski on the Board?

How many of the high-level employees loyal to the US remain?

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3 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Justice? Barr can go rogue for Trump once he steps down.

State? Pompeo 'joking' about the second Trump term, hard to say.

Defense? Esper is gone. How well do you trust Miller, the acting Secretary? And why is Corey Lewandoski on the Board?

How many of the high-level employees loyal to the US remain?

Justice?  Justice/Barr came out and said the elections were secure, which led to Barr being fired.  Justice investigated Trump, and he desperately wants to fire Wray, but keeps getting warned by his counsel not to.

State?  Remember that DOJ investigation about Ukraine something-something that wasn't Biden?  Bunch of high-level State employees testified against Trump.

Defense?  Head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff came out and said the military would not get involved in the elections.

Trump hates these agencies.

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Fair enough, fair enough. You’re the rational thinker, I’m still crazy suspicious that they’ve got more tricks in their little bag. The vote this week helped, but the dismantling of agencies and theft of funds is something I’m still concerned about. 

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

The book deals are going to be massive.

yeah I dont know. Everybody already knows he's a stupid buffoon. How many books have there already been? How many more are people really gonna buy/read? The internet tells ya all the good shit in the books anyway. 

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13 hours ago, WBT said:

We can't edit any more?  Meant to add that I'm sure companies are going to be rushing to develop and bring to market the Stockholm Superstream when the old regulations will be reinstated in 35 days.

hit the 3 dot menu on the top right of your post.

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5 hours ago, Llogg said:

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Friend of mine immediately pointed out that that is an asshole table.

Remember the old saying..."If you need a friend to point out the table is an asshole.........you're the asshole.  

Posted
10 hours ago, Red Five said:

"Too soon to give up! Sure the game ended two weeks ago and we lost by 17 points and the other team already has the trophy and already had their parade... but people are angry!!". 

 

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Please, please have a "sit-in"

https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/16/politics/donald-trump-pardons-lame-duck/index.html

 

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In his moments of deepest denial, Trump has told some advisers that he will refuse to leave the White House on Inauguration Day, only to be walked down from that ledge. The possibility has alarmed some aides, but few believe Trump will actually follow through.

"He's throwing a f***ing temper tantrum," an adviser said. "He's going to leave. He's just lashing out."

The White House declined to comment for this report.

 

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Just now, henrygandorf said:

i really really hope he tries to stay. 

Yeah, I'm getting there.  In my heart I know it's probably damaging to our democracy, but on the other hand, I derive great joy from seeing this pussy lose over and over again.

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How much is in the wreath fund?

Atlantic City to auction off chance to blow up Trump's former casino

Mayor says Trump ‘openly mocked’ Atlantic City and that it plans to donate the money to charity

The Trump Plaza Hotel Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey, pictured in 2010. The casino has since fallen into disrepair.

 

One of Donald Trump’s former Atlantic City casinos will be blown up next month, and for the right amount of money, you could be the one to press the button that brings it down.

The demolition of the former Trump Plaza casino will become a fundraiser to benefit the Boys & Girls Club of Atlantic City that the mayor hopes will raise in excess of $1m.

Opened in 1984, Trump’s former casino was closed in 2014 and has fallen into such a state of disrepair that demolition work began earlier this year. The remainder of the structure will be dynamited on 29 January.

“Some of Atlantic City’s iconic moments happened there, but on his way out, Donald Trump openly mocked Atlantic City, saying he made a lot of money and then got out,” said Marty Small, the mayor. “I wanted to use the demolition of this place to raise money for charity.”

The Boys & Girls Club has hired a professional auction company to solicit bids from Thursday through 19 January, when the top bids will be revealed and a live auction will determine a winner. The organization provides after-school and summer recreation, education and career-training programs for Atlantic City children and teens.....

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/dec/16/atlantic-city-auction-blow-up-trump-casino

 

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I just want the next AG to day 1 press charges for the mueller investigation and while that case is pending I want another set of investigations to wrap so he just spends the rest of his life being convicted of crime after crime after crime

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6 minutes ago, immamac said:

I just want the next AG to day 1 press charges for the mueller investigation and while that case is pending I want another set of investigations to wrap so he just spends the rest of his life being convicted of crime after crime after crime

 

release the full report, unedited 

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Holy Fuck 

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The magnitude of this ongoing attack is hard to overstate.

The Russians have had access to a considerable number of important and sensitive networks for six to nine months. The Russian S.V.R. will surely have used its access to further exploit and gain administrative control over the networks it considered priority targets. For those targets, the hackers will have long ago moved past their entry point, covered their tracks and gained what experts call “persistent access,” meaning the ability to infiltrate and control networks in a way that is hard to detect or remove.

 

 

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WASHINGTON (JTA) — President Donald Trump named three White House aides to the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Council, including the son of his lawyer Rudy Giuliani, on Wednesday.

Along with Andrew Giuliani, who works in the Office of Liaison, which interacts with interest groups, the others named to the voluntary posts are Mitchell Webber, a lawyer in the Office of the White House Counsel, and Nick Luna, Trump’s “body man,” or personal attendant.

The five-year appointment to the council, which governs and funds the Holocaust museum on the National Mall, is considered one of the most thankless honors a president can confer. The 55 members chosen by the president are typically close to a sitting president and have an interest in Jewish affairs or human rights. Council members are expected to fundraise for the museum.

Only Webber, who is Jewish and wrote about Jewish and Israeli issues for the conservative New York Sun over a decade ago, seems to have any record of experience in those areas. As counsel, he has joined White House calls to Jewish community leaders.

Andrew Giuliani, among the few aides who have lasted throughout the presidency, is seen as close to Trump, in part because Trump has known him since infancy and also the president is said to enjoy golfing with the former New York mayor’s son. Giuliani, whose designated special interest group in the Public Liaison office is the sports community, at one point aspired to be a professional golfer.

The elder Giuliani has led the legal charge underpinning Trump’s baseless claims that last month’s voting was fraudulent and Trump actually won reelection.

“It is my honor to serve on the board of the US Holocaust Memorial Council,” Andrew Giuliani said on Twitter. “At a time when religious freedom is increasingly threatened and anti-Semitism is on the rise, we must always remember the atrocities of the Holocaust and teach our children that government should never impede our individual right to practice religion.”

Luna is a former actor who featured in films like “Sammy and Sherlock Can’t Get Any.” The Internet Movie Database summarizes the movie as “A stoner couple spends the day trying to score weed in their dry suburban town.” His LinkedIn page says he trained in comedy.

Luna and Giuliani, father and son, have tested positive in recent weeks for the coronavirus.

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27 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

You should really listen to Anastasis. Russia is a nothingburger. formidable geopolitical adversary, and simultaneously being used as a thin foil for political manipulation and deflection from our own domestic rot.  

And please use the @ next time. 

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