Next time, Jack...

[TrashMaster G 17563]

...write a goddamn memo!

[Iceman 2716]

 I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me.

[burntorangebongos 10747]

All right, Ryan, we just unzipped our fly.

Mr. Thompson! Open the outer doors, firing point procedures. Now if that bastard so much as twitches, I'm going to blow him straight to Mars.

[RamjetFDO 10577]

One ping only!

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Who’s Stanley?

[Surly Bevo 25049]

My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month

[mdmost 43004]

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. 

[Surly Bevo 25049]

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. 

Alignment

[TrashMaster G 17563]

8 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Alignment

Yeah, mdmost should credit me with the assist on that layup.

[Parliament 14260]

I think they just shot a torpedo at us!

[Incredulity 11675]

No shit Buckwheat. Get the hell out of here.

[Guest Lobo]

When I was twelve, I helped my daddy build a bomb shelter in our basement because some fool parked a dozen warheads 90 miles off the coast of Florida.  Well, this thing would park a couple of hundred warheads off the coasts of Washington and New York, Jack.  And nobody would know anything about it until it was all over.  

[Dutch 4474]

6 hours ago, mdmost said:

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. 

Avatar checks out.

[Dutch 4474]

"I'm also a politician.  That means when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops."

[Parliament 14260]

I can't ask any of these characters to go. One, they don't believe in it. Two, they'd never stake their reputation on a hunch. Whereas you...

[Guest Lobo]

...are expendable.  

Somethin' like that...

 

that guy totally redeems himself later in the movie though.  

 

Another great scene that I thought was bullshit as a kid until I get older and somebody in that community told me basically, "Yeah, those guys come on our boats all the time and fuck shit up..."

"You heard that torpedo hit the hull of that ship.  And we.......were never here.  Contact Dallas, give 'em the Go."  

[number6 12]

Mr. Thompson, call Chief Watson to the conn with his sidearm.

[RPM 26322]

C'mon Big D... FLY!

[RPM 26322]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Another great scene that I thought was bullshit as a kid until I get older and somebody in that community told me basically, "Yeah, those guys come on our boats all the time and fuck shit up..."

We had "Marine Biologists" come on board a couple times when we were working far North along the Russian border.  The CIC was less secure than their "labratory". I never saw the inside of it or knew anyone that did. Then we had a group of divers come onboard to repair a "phone cable". We spent 6 weeks above the Arctic Circle on that one. Rumor was they were working on the sub detection network.

[RamjetFDO 10577]

Conn, Sonar... Crazy Ivan!

[Surly Bevo 25049]

You shoulda been with us five, six months ago! Whoa, talk about puke! We ran into a hailstorm over the Sea of Japan! Everyone was retchin' his guts out! The pilot shot his lunch all over the windshield, and I barfed on the radio - knocked it out completely! It wasn't that lightweight stuff, either; it was that chunky, industrial-weight puke!

[Buffsoldier 1895]

I said speak your mind Jack,  but Jesus....

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

You're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone? 

 

[number6 12]

Turbulence solar radiation heats the earth's crust, warm air rises, cold air descends   turbulence.   I don't like that.

[Parliament 14260]

Ryan remember. shom things don't react well to bulletshs.

Edited January 4, 2020 by Parliament

[Surly Bevo 25049]

3....1.....5

[McCroskey 1504]

No papers?



God my dad and I use this one all the time.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[oSuJeff97 3435]

I would like to have seen Montana...

[deadshank 24653]

On 1/1/2020 at 10:43 PM, number6 said:

Mr. Thompson, call Chief Watson to the conn with his sidearm.

Snap!!!!

[deadshank 24653]

You make your point as delicately as ever, Mr. Pelt.

 

Right now Captain Tupolev is removing the safety features on all his weapons.  He won't make the same mistake twice.

 

You arrogant ass!  You've killed us!

 

Andrei, you've lost another submarine?

 

 

[Parliament 14260]

You heard it hit the hull, and I...was never here.

 

In one of those security briefings early on, they said they had a man on the inside who said the Navy boss flipped out when he got the letter from Rameous. I always figured it was that guy's man servant (who fixed him the tea.) Could that be the case?

 

[Guest Lobo]

Have you watched this movie?

None of what you just said...

ever happened. 

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Oh... I know this book... your conclusions were all wrong... Halsey acted stupidly.

[Cajun 11714]

On 1/3/2020 at 11:17 PM, RamjetFDO said:

Conn, Sonar... Crazy Ivan!

A biologic.

[Cajun 11714]

He gets this

piece of Pavarotti...



Paganini.



Whatever.



Paganini.



This is my story, OK?



Tell it right.

Pavarotti's a tenor.

Paganini was a composer.

[TriStone 1724]

Pitch is too high.  The torpedo's Russian.

[next2naus 439]

Thors twins

[oSuJeff97 3435]

 

On 1/4/2020 at 9:56 AM, Parliament said:

Ryan remember. shom things don't react well to bulletshs.

Yeah... like me. I don't react well to bullets....

Edited January 7, 2020 by oSuJeff97

[RPM 26322]

A cook?!?

[Parliament 14260]

Have you watched this movie?
None of what you just said...
ever happened. 

[Guest Lobo]

such a great scene.  ANd I love that Ed Rooney got to get on the boat with Jones.  

As I said above, I thought that was the most unrealistic part of the movie, that two guys could just waltz in and fuck up the Hunt.  But my uncle who serves on both subs and destroyers said that shit happened all the time.  And I really love that they were both in full officer dress, including Jones in Flag Officer after the scene earlier where the guy is complaining that Alec Baldwin shouldn't be in the uniform.  

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Russians don't take a dump with a plan...

[Cajun 11714]

17 hours ago, Lobo said:

such a great scene.  ANd I love that Ed Rooney got to get on the boat with Jones.  

As I said above, I thought that was the most unrealistic part of the movie, that two guys could just waltz in and fuck up the Hunt.  But my uncle who serves on both subs and destroyers said that shit happened all the time.  And I really love that they were both in full officer dress, including Jones in Flag Officer after the scene earlier where the guy is complaining that Alec Baldwin shouldn't be in the uniform.  

Yeah, well that guy was a whiny fuck who got dealt with...

 

[Cajun 11714]

Very worth the watch, especially the bit about how Glen crafted the character of Burt Mancuso...

 

[RPM 26322]

4 hours ago, Cajun said:

Very worth the watch, especially the bit about how Glen crafted the character of Burt Mancuso...

 

I thought he did a better job when he played Bart Mancuso.

[Cajun 11714]

38 minutes ago, RPM said:

I thought he did a better job when he played Bart Mancuso.

Goddamnit!

Cajunfail.

I deserved that.

[TwiceHorn 31495]

Someone else flubbed Bert Mancuso the other day.

 

Edited January 8, 2020 by TwiceHorn

[RPM 26322]

To be completely honest who in their right mind would expect a guy named Bart to be a sub Captain? Bert/Burt? Sure all day everyday, but Bart?

[Hate 20113]

It’s in right now. It’s one of the movies I can’t move past if it’s on.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

I've brought this up before, but it's worth mentioning again here.  From 1987-1990, John McTiernan made these three movies consecutively:

1. Predator

2. Die Hard

3. The Hunt for Red October

That's a HOF run if I've ever seen one.