Dylan Moses' dad postpones decision to come back to Bama with insane letter

[texifornia 58829]

http://www.moses-lawfirm.com/

[closetojumping 65300]

“Lords of London” - ooofff

[texifornia 58829]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

“Lords of London” - ooofff

Dude got waaay too caught up in his The Crown cosplay

[C-Man 27690]

Lords of London?

[WBT 20887]

his majesty?

[Tex Pete 21394]

Huh. I just got an e-mail from the Trust Protector of the Royal Crown. He said he was wiring me some money from Nigeria if I could verify my account details. Should I respond?

[Brothahorn 10096]

Sounds like some crackhead nonsense. Dude is old enough to make his own decisions.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I saw a Lord drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect. 

[SaucyJack 3517]

Should have gone with Lords of the new church.

[TornACL 7792]

Wait, I get that you may not want to say anything until the loss of value claim is compensable....but what's this about "negotiations with the University of Alabama"?

[Loco 3754]

I object!

Edited January 2, 2020 by Loco

[Tex Pete 21394]

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

Well that is something.

[ButtFumble 5246]

and I thought the law hawk was an asshole

[Boogaloo 268]

100% chance the writer of that letter drives a pimped out Cadillac 

['stache 22117]

Lords of London must be the Romex of insurance policies. He may want to take a closer look at the documents.

[Boogaloo 268]

[MoJames 8258]

[Victor Lazlo 1812]

[closetojumping 65300]

3 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Wait, I get that you may not want to say anything until the loss of value claim is compensable....but what's this about "negotiations with the University of Alabama"?

Let's be clear about this, and I'm not kidding - the dad auctioned his son off during the recruiting process. They floated multiple big name schools out there as possibilities, including Texas (repeatedly), but Lupoi bought the player in the middle of the process. I think it was Lupoi. Whatever. The deal was done the summer before the signing period and the charade continued well into the December/Feb cycle. LSU made their threats and pops did not give one fuck and faced no repercussions. So yeah, I'm sure there's a premise of a re-up being discussed in some fashion at this point, and I am interested in seeing if Saban's Lot can make any sense of the ask or simply wish him "good luck".

[texifornia 58829]

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Lords of London must be the Romex of insurance policies. He may want to take a closer look at the documents.

If he took it out with "Lords" of London, he's got bigger problems given that this is the actual insurance company: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyd's_of_London

['stache 22117]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If he took it out with "Lords" of London, he's got bigger problems given that this is the actual insurance company: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyd's_of_London

That's the joke. Like guys selling "Romex's" (i.e., fake Rolex's), he might have bought a fake policy from "Lords of London" (i.e., fake Lloyds).

[Boogaloo 268]

Its an honest mistake,

Lloyds of London (UK)

Lords of London (Alabama off of route 6, northwest of Mobile)

[Dennis Taylor 19294]

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Let's be clear about this, and I'm not kidding - the dad auctioned his son off during the recruiting process. They floated multiple big name schools out there as possibilities, including Texas (repeatedly), but Lupoi bought the player in the middle of the process. I think it was Lupoi. Whatever. The deal was done the summer before the signing period and the charade continued well into the December/Feb cycle. LSU made their threats and pops did not give one fuck and faced no repercussions. So yeah, I'm sure there's a premise of a re-up being discussed in some fashion at this point, and I am interested in seeing if Saban's Lot can make any sense of the ask or simply wish him "good luck".

If I'm Alabama, I see it as I only got 67% of my investment since he missed a whole season 

[DixonHur 11943]

27 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

“Lords of London” - ooofff

Was that Traci's version of Debbie Does Dallas?

[6th Street 6655]

And we'll never be royals
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz

[kevwun 16314]

This smells likes a future 30 for 30.

[ChiTownDoc 21326]

39 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Wait, I get that you may not want to say anything until the loss of value claim is compensable....but what's this about "negotiations with the University of Alabama"?

Good thing the rest of his ramblings make little to no sense.  He nearly gave up the goods on the bag men.  

[BabaYaga 15532]

[ChiTownDoc 21326]

31 minutes ago, 'stache said:

That's the joke. Like guys selling "Romex's" (i.e., fake Rolex's), he might have bought a fake policy from "Lords of London" (i.e., fake Lloyds).

<Quickly runs to check who underwrote his E&O policy>

[Katfid54 9005]

35 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If he took it out with "Lords" of London, he's got bigger problems given that this is the actual insurance company: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyd's_of_London

Lloyd's isn't an "insurance company."  It's a market where member syndicates divvy up portions of risks of various types via subscriptions.

[RollLeft 5089]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

<Quickly runs to check who underwrote his E&O policy>

If it was Traci, it's probably actually an S&M policy.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3892]

45 minutes ago, Boogaloo said:

100% chance the writer of that letter drives a pimped out Cadillac 

Bought by Alabama? 

[ChiTownDoc 21326]

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

If it was Traci, it's probably actually an S&M policy.

There were red flags.  She always took ‘cover your ass’ too seriously.  

[StruggleBus 3922]

In summary: Fuck lawyers

[Native Horn 3570]

Better call Saul.

[Foggy Notion 1202]

Is that a strongly worded letter?

[taybo20 3008]

That’s something. But go to the league

[smoothlonghorn 85]

[Vince]Guys, PLEASE stop letting family get involved in your business affairs. K? Thnx, bai[/Young]

[TejasPedro 1912]

Is this how the prince injured himself?

[atomheartbevo 90550]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Dude got waaay too caught up in his The Crown cosplay

1 hour ago, WBT said:

his majesty?

Yep, he fucked up big time.   Should’ve been His Majesty.   

[ClubWhatever 12277]

[JFKFC 4968]

I think he meant Werewolves of London. 

[dcar00 14908]

So does this mean the peasants are revolting?

[Nueces River Rat 5759]

This sort of sounded like the beginning of one of those Nigerian money scams... 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

Wait, I get that you may not want to say anything until the loss of value claim is compensable....but what's this about "negotiations with the University of Alabama"?

Some predicted annual negotiations when the portal went into place.

[Augustus 3061]

2 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I saw a Lord drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect. 

Always wanted to meet that dude's tailor.

[wd40 1976]

oh Lloyd, have mercy.

[Augustus 3061]

24 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

So does this mean the peasants are revolting?

You said it, they stink on ice.