Dylan Moses' dad postpones decision to come back to Bama with insane letter

[texifornia 56,559]

http://www.moses-lawfirm.com/

[closetojumping 62,259]

“Lords of London” - ooofff

[texifornia 56,559]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

“Lords of London” - ooofff

Dude got waaay too caught up in his The Crown cosplay

[C-Man 27,071]

Lords of London?

[WBT 20,429]

his majesty?

[Tex Pete 20,185]

Huh. I just got an e-mail from the Trust Protector of the Royal Crown. He said he was wiring me some money from Nigeria if I could verify my account details. Should I respond?

[Brothahorn 10,085]

Sounds like some crackhead nonsense. Dude is old enough to make his own decisions.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

I saw a Lord drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect. 

[SaucyJack 3,487]

Should have gone with Lords of the new church.

[TornACL 7,682]

Wait, I get that you may not want to say anything until the loss of value claim is compensable....but what's this about "negotiations with the University of Alabama"?

[Loco 3,752]

I object!

Edited January 2, 2020 by Loco

[Tex Pete 20,185]

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

Well that is something.

[ButtFumble 5,159]

and I thought the law hawk was an asshole

[Boogaloo 268]

100% chance the writer of that letter drives a pimped out Cadillac 

['stache 21,778]

Lords of London must be the Romex of insurance policies. He may want to take a closer look at the documents.

[Boogaloo 268]

[MoJames 8,241]

[Victor Lazlo 1,770]

[closetojumping 62,259]

3 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Wait, I get that you may not want to say anything until the loss of value claim is compensable....but what's this about "negotiations with the University of Alabama"?

Let's be clear about this, and I'm not kidding - the dad auctioned his son off during the recruiting process. They floated multiple big name schools out there as possibilities, including Texas (repeatedly), but Lupoi bought the player in the middle of the process. I think it was Lupoi. Whatever. The deal was done the summer before the signing period and the charade continued well into the December/Feb cycle. LSU made their threats and pops did not give one fuck and faced no repercussions. So yeah, I'm sure there's a premise of a re-up being discussed in some fashion at this point, and I am interested in seeing if Saban's Lot can make any sense of the ask or simply wish him "good luck".

[texifornia 56,559]

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Lords of London must be the Romex of insurance policies. He may want to take a closer look at the documents.

If he took it out with "Lords" of London, he's got bigger problems given that this is the actual insurance company: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyd's_of_London

['stache 21,778]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If he took it out with "Lords" of London, he's got bigger problems given that this is the actual insurance company: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyd's_of_London

That's the joke. Like guys selling "Romex's" (i.e., fake Rolex's), he might have bought a fake policy from "Lords of London" (i.e., fake Lloyds).

[Boogaloo 268]

Its an honest mistake,

Lloyds of London (UK)

Lords of London (Alabama off of route 6, northwest of Mobile)

[Dennis Taylor 18,713]

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Let's be clear about this, and I'm not kidding - the dad auctioned his son off during the recruiting process. They floated multiple big name schools out there as possibilities, including Texas (repeatedly), but Lupoi bought the player in the middle of the process. I think it was Lupoi. Whatever. The deal was done the summer before the signing period and the charade continued well into the December/Feb cycle. LSU made their threats and pops did not give one fuck and faced no repercussions. So yeah, I'm sure there's a premise of a re-up being discussed in some fashion at this point, and I am interested in seeing if Saban's Lot can make any sense of the ask or simply wish him "good luck".

If I'm Alabama, I see it as I only got 67% of my investment since he missed a whole season 

[DixonHur 11,236]

27 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

“Lords of London” - ooofff

Was that Traci's version of Debbie Does Dallas?

[6th Street 6,357]

And we'll never be royals
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz

[kevwun 15,669]

This smells likes a future 30 for 30.

[ChiTownDoc 21,102]

39 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Wait, I get that you may not want to say anything until the loss of value claim is compensable....but what's this about "negotiations with the University of Alabama"?

Good thing the rest of his ramblings make little to no sense.  He nearly gave up the goods on the bag men.  

[BabaYaga 15,214]

[ChiTownDoc 21,102]

31 minutes ago, 'stache said:

That's the joke. Like guys selling "Romex's" (i.e., fake Rolex's), he might have bought a fake policy from "Lords of London" (i.e., fake Lloyds).

<Quickly runs to check who underwrote his E&O policy>

[Katfid54 8,593]

35 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If he took it out with "Lords" of London, he's got bigger problems given that this is the actual insurance company: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyd's_of_London

Lloyd's isn't an "insurance company."  It's a market where member syndicates divvy up portions of risks of various types via subscriptions.

[RollLeft 5,040]

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

<Quickly runs to check who underwrote his E&O policy>

If it was Traci, it's probably actually an S&M policy.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

45 minutes ago, Boogaloo said:

100% chance the writer of that letter drives a pimped out Cadillac 

Bought by Alabama? 

[ChiTownDoc 21,102]

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

If it was Traci, it's probably actually an S&M policy.

There were red flags.  She always took ‘cover your ass’ too seriously.  

[StruggleBus 3,922]

In summary: Fuck lawyers

[Native Horn 3,492]

Better call Saul.

[Foggy Notion 1,202]

Is that a strongly worded letter?

[taybo20 2,815]

That’s something. But go to the league

[smoothlonghorn 83]

[Vince]Guys, PLEASE stop letting family get involved in your business affairs. K? Thnx, bai[/Young]

[TejasPedro 1,849]

Is this how the prince injured himself?

[atomheartbevo 89,465]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Dude got waaay too caught up in his The Crown cosplay

1 hour ago, WBT said:

his majesty?

Yep, he fucked up big time.   Should’ve been His Majesty.   

[ClubWhatever 12,087]

[JFKFC 4,878]

I think he meant Werewolves of London. 

[dcar00 14,036]

So does this mean the peasants are revolting?

[Nueces River Rat 5,530]

This sort of sounded like the beginning of one of those Nigerian money scams... 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

Wait, I get that you may not want to say anything until the loss of value claim is compensable....but what's this about "negotiations with the University of Alabama"?

Some predicted annual negotiations when the portal went into place.

[Augustus 3,061]

2 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I saw a Lord drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect. 

Always wanted to meet that dude's tailor.

[wd40 1,976]

oh Lloyd, have mercy.

[Augustus 3,061]

24 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

So does this mean the peasants are revolting?

You said it, they stink on ice.