Dylan Moses' dad postpones decision to come back to Bama with insane letter

[tonedeaf 56]

Here it is January 3, and this may already be the funniest thread of the year. Positive rep for everyone.  

Edited January 3, 2020 by tonedeaf
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[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

1 hour ago, The Earl of Texas said:

This guy was probably rooting for his kids insured-leg injury

Guaranteed money.

[stork642 4498]

13 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Yeah but only two heismans.

Correction.  2 Heismans and 1 your royal majesty.  Saban is just in a different league.  He’s been signing players from the royal family all along.  Chess.   

Edited January 3, 2020 by stork642

[Bama Llama 1447]

Well, I had a grand total of one fucking day to enjoy Bama squeezing the impudence out of the khaki, maize and blue.

Then this shit happens.  Despite that, I would pay good money to witness the initial encounter between counsel Moses and the insurance claim adjuster, hopefully a prissy, chinless British upper-class chap of the Monty Python Twit Olympics variety.  The Bizarro world in which His Majesty dwells must truly be in an alternate universe.  Psilocybin is a helluva drug.

Adjuster: Mr. Moses, what is the basis for your evaluation that this claim is worth seventy-four zillion Swiss francs?

Moses: Wop bop a loo bop ba lop bam boom, ipse dixit res ipsa loquitur.

Edited January 3, 2020 by Bama Llama
Respect for Little Richard

[Chooky 13302]

Oh lawd!

[Dennis Taylor 18713]

Negotiations with Bama must have gone well because the screen crawl just said he's going back

[RomaVicta 29807]

Two associates of law firm were on CNN explaining their case.