2020 Texas Offseason Thread: Herman's Hail Mary

[texifornia 58787]

Texas Football: Less with More since 2010™

[gmr548 16681]

On 6/6/2020 at 7:11 PM, Thiefery said:

but it just feels different this summer

Strong contender for understatement of the year.

[Beau Vine 55824]

On 6/6/2020 at 2:13 PM, Mason Ramsey said:

This is the kind of dude you want on your football team.

[Burntcowboy 1845]

 

[Tex Long 4616]

4 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

#MensaTom needs some speech lessons - both writing and delivering. Boring boring drone voice. Maybe study Saban, Leach, Orgeron... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, shit - $EC$EC$SEC

 

[texifornia 58787]

5 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

#MensaTom needs some speech lessons - both writing and delivering. Boring boring drone voice. Maybe study Saban, Leach, Orgeron... 

Oh, shit - $EC$EC$SEC

 

As in many things, a million miles better than Charlie but far from perfect. He does yell well, at least in the speech clips they use in the team videos.

[Hank_Hill 19772]

43 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

#MensaTom needs some speech lessons - both writing and delivering. Boring boring drone voice. Maybe study Saban, Leach, Orgeron... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, shit - $EC$EC$SEC

 

"oifhjAdofijeafgoa;djisafjao" - Orgeron

[Tex Long 4616]

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

"oifhjAdofijeafgoa;djisafjao" - Orgeron

Dass rite, dass what we talkin' ' bout.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

12 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

"oifhjAdofijeafgoa;djisafjao" - Orgeron

lol...i'll take him over your guy seven ways from Sunday.  

[Hank_Hill 19772]

I mean, was clearly referencing his mush mouth speech pattern. Not coaching abilities. Yea he might be a better football coach though, lets wait until after this season without the best OC/DC combo in college football to determine that theaux.

[texifornia 58787]

9 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

lol...i'll take him over your guy seven ways from Sunday.  

Jesus, y'all win a title and still have tissue-thin skin to even gentle joking around. Woof.

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I mean, was clearly referencing his mush mouth speech pattern. Not coaching abilities. Yea he might be a better football coach though, lets wait until after this season without the best OC/DC combo in college football to determine that theaux.

You're mistaken.  The octogenarian was calling the plays last year.  And they've got the playbook.  Don't need Brady when you've got his playbook.

[Red Five 41596]

50 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

lol...i'll take him over your guy seven ways from Sunday.  

I'd like to lock him in a 100 degree room without AC. 

[Dbeasy 15526]

The national champion will be whoever keeps players from getting covid. This will favor deep teams even more than usual.

[Tex Long 4616]

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'd like to lock him in a 100 degree room without AC. 

Nah, already tried that, but refs stopped the game whenever they keeled over.

[Viper 12212]

45 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

You're mistaken.  The octogenarian was calling the plays last year.  And they've got the playbook.  Don't need Brady when you've got his playbook.

worked for Coach Red Beaulieu

 

[Tex Long 4616]

7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

The national champion will be whoever keeps players from getting covid. This will favor deep teams even more than usual.

Saw a blurb last day or two that says "Huh, Type O blood doesn't get this shit."

Put that along with RhNeg, and some of us are double safe.

Edited June 11, 2020 by Tex Long

[Ricky Butler 2790]

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

lol...i'll take him over your guy seven ways from Sunday.  

[texifornia 58787]

 

[LTtxfan 49910]

 

[LTtxfan 49910]

FCB...

[texifornia 58787]

 

[Tony Two K 605]

33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Are you listening Blake?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13386]

On 6/9/2020 at 12:35 PM, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Awesome pics. Great size. Looks thick. Solid. Tight.

Did you steal this from the comments section of your favorite porn site? Let me guess, something-something-goldenshower-something.com?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13386]

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

The national champion will be whoever keeps players from getting covid. This will favor deep teams even more than usual.

USC it is. That secondary will definitely remain at least 6 feet from everybody, all season long.

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

 

[texifornia 58787]

 

[Ghost of Shag 2723]

4 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

lol...i'll take him over your guy seven ways from Sunday.  

Get the fuck out.

[EZ$ 2125]

So Cook is out....who’s up next?

[elguapo 4620]

 

WTF?

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

The fuck is happening.

 

[HtownHorn 15243]

From the tweet, he did something wrong. Clears up the Spur position for next year. Foster and Adimora it is. Really need a 6 prospect DB class now.

Edited June 12, 2020 by HtownHorn

[Dbeasy 15526]

Well that sucks

[Hank_Hill 19772]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

From the tweet, he did something wrong. Clears up the Spur position for next year. Foster and Adimora it is. Really need a 6 prospect DB class now.

Doing something wrong wouldn’t elicit the “Respect my decision” though I don’t think. This kinda sucks

Edited June 12, 2020 by Hank_Hill

[The Marsellus Wallace 102]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Doing something wrong wouldn’t illicit the “Respect my decision” though I don’t think. This kinda sucks

Whatta' ya mean, "kinda?"

[Tex Pete 21394]

6 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

lol...i'll take him over your guy seven ways from Sunday.  

So, you like a cheater and a liar? Good for you. 

[Mason Ramsey 3503]

Cook's tweet is now deleted

[Mason Ramsey 3503]

 

[honolulu horn 6206]

58 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

 

This only raises more questions. 

[Sejjr 3250]

Ahhh...after the drama of the last few months, Texas Football drama feels like a breath of fresh and welcome air. 

[LTtxfan 49910]

 

[LTtxfan 49910]

Free article...

Tom Herman, Texas ready to make most of six-week summer calendar

By. JEFF HOWE 22 hours ago

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/Texas-Longhorns-Football-Tom-Herman-COVID-19-NCAA-6-week-calendar-preseason-2020-season-148084830/

 

[LTtxfan 49910]

 

 

 

[The Marsellus Wallace 102]

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

 

Is that Chef?

[LTtxfan 49910]

 

[The Earl of Texas 3211]

Why would I donate to the charity of a coach on the hot seat?!? My donation will be meaningless unless he wins 10 games

Edited June 12, 2020 by The Earl of Texas

[texifornia 58787]

Oh boy this is gonna get ugly, especially the Eyes bit. Still, good to have the conversations.

 

[DaysOff 8157]

We're not changing the fucking song

[texifornia 58787]

2 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

We're not changing the fucking song

That feels like one where you can note somewhere (maybe in the black history part of the hall of fame, or in that freshman module they note) that it has a minstrelry origin, but the song itself has no actual racial content.

[Viper 12212]

seems like a lot of these "demands" can/should be met, and others can be talked and negotiated with.