Getting Laid 2020

[Hate 20146]

On 1/7/2020 at 4:39 PM, Hank_Hill said:

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Life's tight

That's a nice butthole.

[Armybrat 40920]

1 hour ago, Hate said:

That's a nice butthole.

Boba Fett would agree.

[Kel Varnsen 8542]

7 day New Years Cruise. Got up in it 3 times during said cruise. 

[Sleepygrad 1029]

Unmedicated? She's a miracle worker

I’m so proud of you...and yet I also hate you so so much. Carry on

[NeverMarryAStripper 21940]

Spoiler

Life's tight

So is that asshole

[TrashMaster G 17623]

On 1/7/2020 at 4:39 PM, Hank_Hill said:

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Life's tight

Does she give up the pooper?

[Hank_Hill 18896]

15 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Does she give up the pooper?

It’s been discussed

[DCA_HORN 725]

Does she give up the pooper?

Did you miss the Brazilian part of his post?

[TrashMaster G 17623]

44 minutes ago, DCA_HORN said:

16 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Does she give up the pooper?

Did you miss the Brazilian part of his post?

'tis part of why I asked

 

[Sandman 3415]

Wife got a new job, so we celebrated last night. This has been a great month so far.

[Prepuce of Doom 21106]

31 minutes ago, Sandman said:

Wife got a new job, so we celebrated last night. This has been a great month so far.

Taking her work home with her, eh? 

Edited January 10, 2020 by Prepuce of Doom
Sorry, couldn't resist...

[Deej 76944]

On 1/8/2020 at 9:24 PM, Kel Varnsen said:

7 day New Years Cruise. Got up in it 3 times during said cruise. 

[Hank_Hill 18896]

 

Helped the Brazilian choose swimwear this morning between patients, which obviously led to a nooner when I got off.

[Steel Shank 9432]

That's nice work, Hank.

[DCA_HORN 725]

Brazilian chick in a new bikini and no ass shot?

[Hate 20146]

Brazilian chick in a new bikini and no ass shot?

You need to go back and check his previous post with the spoiler...seriously!

[DCA_HORN 725]

You need to go back and check his previous post with the spoiler...seriously!

Oh I did and was much appreciated. There's something about a brazilian bikini that's almost better than a bare ass shot though.

[StruggleBus 3922]

11 minutes ago, DCA_HORN said:

23 minutes ago, Hate said:

You need to go back and check his previous post with the spoiler...seriously!

Oh I did and was much appreciated. There's something about a brazilian bikini that's almost better than a bare ass shot though.

Let’s just agree to disagree 

[mulletpelini 5216]

29 minutes ago, DCA_HORN said:

There's something about a brazilian bikini that's almost better than a bare ass shot though.

[tfoolry 8239]

4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

 

Helped the Brazilian choose swimwear this morning between patients, which obviously led to a nooner when I got off.

Fake news.  No fuzzy legs or dark pubes peaking out from the panties.  Not Brazilian 

[mulletpelini 5216]

left thigh is longer than the right one, WNB

Edited January 11, 2020 by mulletpelini
just like my year so far

[Hank_Hill 18896]

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

Fake news.  No fuzzy legs or dark pubes peaking out from the panties.  Not Brazilian 

Fully lasered. 

[NWBuck 8587]

On 1/10/2020 at 8:54 PM, tfoolry said:

Fake news.  No fuzzy legs or dark pubes peaking out from the panties.  Not Brazilian 

 

On 1/10/2020 at 10:25 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Fully lasered. 

Seriously. It's like folks don't know what a Brazilian is anymore. 

[4th and 5 4918]

Damn!  @Hank_Hill I’m glad I checked in on this thread, keep up the good work!

[Gil Bang 26046]

16 hours ago, NWBuck said:

 

Seriously. It's like folks don't know what a Brazilian is anymore. 

on a serious note, the "Brazilian wax" originated in NYC. 

[NWBuck 8587]

25 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

on a serious note, the "Brazilian wax" originated in NYC. 

[Gil Bang 26046]

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/09/secret-history-of-the-brazilian-wax-the-naughty-nineties

[mulletpelini 5216]

I'm going for it tonight.  Wish me luck.

[tx 3 putt 77513]

13 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

I'm going for it tonight.  Wish me luck.

 

 

reconnected with an ex and she damn wore me out this weekend. pictures of her vag should be in museums, it's perfect 

[Francisco 2.0 32431]

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

reconnected with an ex and she damn wore me out this weekend. pictures of her vag should be in museums, it's perfect 

Rules.

Edited January 20, 2020 by Francisco 2.0

[tx 3 putt 77513]

29 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Rules.

50, fit, no kids = pure gold 

[mulletpelini 5216]

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

50, fit, no kids = pure gold 

no kids? as in never had?  She will fuck the shit out of you bro

because she's fucking crazy garnteed

[Armybrat 40920]

3 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

no kids? as in never had?  She will fuck the shit out of you bro

because she's fucking crazy garnteed

No update from your date?

[mulletpelini 5216]

negative ghostrider the pattern is full on denial.  Truth be told, I showered up prior, got to bed, she was already passed out.

[Armybrat 40920]

Why, would that make a difference?

[mulletpelini 5216]

I was hopeful

[Armybrat 40920]

Condolences.

[tx 3 putt 77513]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Why, would that make a difference?

Listen to army brat, he’s pre med !

[brown water 3778]

As in he predates medicine?

[Whitman 694]

On 1/7/2020 at 1:04 AM, mulletpelini said:

I thought I had it wrapped up last night but apparently "my feet are too cold" for it to have happened.  That was a new one.

Really not a good start to the year when so far Tim Tebow is getting more than you.

[Victorious1 166]

Knock out 2020 this weekend.  Probably peaked too early and hit my quota for the year (married 24 years). 

See you guys in 2021...

[mulletpelini 5216]

braggart

[4th and 5 4918]

I eagerly await another @Hank_Hill update

[Hank_Hill 18896]

This might be my longest consecutive streak ever. Curious who’s going to tap out first.

[Hank_Hill 18896]

20 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

I eagerly await another @Hank_Hill update

My only new media comes with a side of my penis in it so I’ll spare y’all from that.

[4th and 5 4918]

Get dickless media plz

[mulletpelini 5216]

ps that dick out

[South Austin 52628]

Ding, ding.

First time since May 2019.

[DaysOff 7976]

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[Armybrat 40920]