What the fuck is a frush?

[South Austin 52603]

[showing cards] A frush.

Oh, well I've got two sevens, and two sevens beats a frush.

Oh, sank you.

[TrashMaster G 17599]

I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio.

Edited April 9, 2018 by TrashMaster G

[AUS-97HORN 11823]

hair-pie,  HAIR-PIE!!!!!!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

What the fuck are robster craws?

[Red Five 40895]

He designed the javelin to go along with Lamar’s limp-wristed throwing style.

[TXLNGHRN10 341]

Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!

[Mez2 4025]

what's mopery? 

[Cousin Strawberry 1263]

Burke:  You don't stand a fucking chance nerd.

Takashi: Oh, thank you.  Good luck to you Burke.

Burke:  Fuck off.

[C-Man 27262]

Clap your hands everybody, everybody clap your hands,

We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and ... Omega Mu,

We come here on stage tonight to do a show for you,

We got a rockin' rhythm and a high-tech sound,

That'll make you move your body down to the ground,

We've got Poindexter on the violin,

And Gilbert and Lewis will be joining in,

We've got Booger Presley on the mean guitar,

And a rap by little old me, Lamar,

We've got Takashi beating on his gong,

The boys and the Mu's are clapping along,

And just when you think you've seen it all,

Along comes a Lamda 4-feet-tall,

So Wormser won't you come out here on the floor,

So we can work our betters like never before

[C-Man 27262]

Rooks rike sarad

[BlueGreySky 1032]

-do any of you have dates besides gilbert?

-i do.

-yeah, but that's with a guy.

-what about you, booger? 

-i've been out combing the high schools all day!

[BigDHornfan 6550]

Not for rent! Fuck off!

[GhostOfTomJoad 9351]

Goddammit, we forgot to practice

[Buzzrock 14941]

14 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Clap your hands everybody, everybody clap your hands,

We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and ... Omega Mu,

We come here on stage tonight to do a show for you,

We got a rockin' rhythm and a high-tech sound,

That'll make you move your body down to the ground,

We've got Poindexter on the violin,

And Gilbert and Lewis will be joining in,

We've got Booger Presley on the mean guitar,

And a rap by little old me, Lamar,

We've got Takashi beating on his gong,

The boys and the Mu's are clapping along,

And just when you think you've seen it all,

Along comes a Lamda 4-feet-tall,

So Wormser won't you come out here on the floor,

So we can work our betters like never before

I played Poindexter, with violin, in a Jr High remake of that scene for a skit for a church youth group retreat. So, you know, close to home.

[BlueGreySky 1032]

Ogre, you asshole.  Oh, uh, Ogre.

[RamjetFDO 10577]

NERDS!

[Kel Varnsen 8541]

Cause all jocks ever think about is sports, all we ever think about is sex

[bschoolprof 6272]

Swing LOOOOW, Sweet Chariotttt

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

10 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Swing LOOOOW, Sweet Chariotttt

 

[Radical Larry 28662]

Big deal. Did you get in her pants? 

She's not that kind of girl, Booger. 

Why? Does she have a penis?

[RPM 26354]

We've got BUSH!!!

[South Austin 52603]