Michigan Man Murders and Eats His Victim's Testicles

[Vic Mackey 47435]

Mich. man accused of murder, cannibalism after naked man found hanging from ceiling

SHIAWASSEE COUNTY, Mich. (FOX 2) - Details have been released about the gruesome murder of a Michigan man who was reported missing on Christmas Day. 

Kevin Bacon, 25, of Swartz Creek was reported missing that day after he reportedly didn't come home for a family breakfast. His roommate said Bacon went to meet a man on Christmas Eve after they connected through a dating app. 

Bacon's body was eventually found on Dec. 28 at the suspect's home in Shiawassee County, about 24 miles east of Swartz Creek.  

Court documents are revealing gruesome details about Bacon's death. 

Editor's note: the following details are graphic and may be distressing to some. 

Court documents show police found Bacon hanging from his ankles, naked, from the rafters on the ceiling in Latunski's home. Latunski allegedly told police he murdered Bacon by stabbing him with a knife in the back one time, then slitting his throat. 

Court documents show Latunski told police he wrapped rope around Bacon's ankles and hung him from the rafters on the ceiling. He allegedly admitted to using the knife to cut off his testicles and eat them later. 

Latunski has been charged with one count of open murder and one count of mutilation of a human body. He's been in custody since police found Bacon's body at his home. 

Latunski is expected in court on January 8. 

FOX 2 reported on this story from Southfield, Mich. 

https://www.fox4news.com/news/mich-man-accused-of-murder-cannibalism-after-naked-man-found-hanging-from-ceiling?fbclid=IwAR1SpsC1NNNp7clC0E6DR45Z1-S0bJfw5JOb5ZJ_cmQFXWy7izCyF2rbv-8

[Brisketexan 105701]

So, I know Edward Halloran, who knows Jennifer Sykes, who knows Mark Latunski, who ate Kevin Bacon's testicles.

There, I got there in just four degrees.  Isn't that how this is done?

Edited January 7, 2020 by Brisketexan

[strangulation! 1716]

cut his testicles clean off

[Pato del Muerto 52976]

This story is nuts. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3855]

The cops really dropped the ball in their search for bacon 

[Marfa Low Crown 2555]

Now there's a guy who knows how to bring home the bacon. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11830]

Sounds like an Onion story, I think they got a little Footloose with the facts.  Bacon didn't show up for breakfast, and instead was found hanging from the rafters?  They should try Starting Over.  What was the place a Diner?  An Animal House?  Crazy, Stupid Love, You Should Have Left, but instead you got a Death Sentence.  Now you're a Flatliner, a victim of Murder In The First, your only recourse is Criminal Law.  Hopefully the prosecutor's legal team has A Few Good Men.  It's the End Of The Line.  The whole story gives me Tremors and it sounds like the perp is A Little Vicious.  Hopefully they'll update the story so we see The Big Picture.

[Prepuce of Doom 21142]

How do you murder testicles? 

And the victim looks like he could be a testicle murderer too. 

[Sleepygrad 1029]

Those two met on Grindr....seems kinda gay

[ulukinatme 1765]

Be careful the next time you tell someone to suck your balls.

[Nueces River Rat 5608]

Huevos Rancheros?

[Underdog 28891]

Must've been the bacon strip that attracted him...

Spoiler

 

Edited January 9, 2020 by Underdog

[Doc Reeves 6434]

that bacon strip looks like it was inflated. Or maybe Dillon just caught him spanking it in the shower...

[Pato del Muerto 52976]

Better thread title would be Michigander murdered, marbles masticated by madman

[qwertyu1234 496]

That took balls. 

[ABSR 5330]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Better thread title would be Michigander murdered, marbles masticated by madman

Or Three Degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon.

[Your Mom 4884]

Victim's last words:  "What's fumunda cheese?"

[Prepuce of Doom 21142]

6 hours ago, ABSR said:

Or Three Degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon.

Or Two Balls are Separated from Kevin Bacon. 

[texasjacket 289]

Nuts and bacon never mix well

[bamachine 1231]

Admit it folks, who here can turn down noshing on a little bacon?

[Nueces River Rat 5608]

For you Surly testicle lovers.....

What you need to know about the Texas Testicle Festival coming to Fredericksburg 

https://www.mysanantonio.com/entertainment/article/What-you-need-to-know-about-the-first-ever-Texas-14974789.php

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

I forget how the beginning of the joke goes but it ends with, “so Latunski says ‘I have to go Clarise, I’m having an old friend for dinner’.”