Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job

[4th&Five 41461]

Yep. Miller is never leaving. 

[Chad Fuck 17566]

Indeed.  People with options bailed quickly.  

[HenryJames 65890]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Yep. Miller is never leaving. 

Miller will commit suicide in the bunker.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Miller will be doing the next press conference.

[RPM 26228]

22 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Sarah Sanders is OG in this administration and one of the most indoctrinated cultists.  As worthless as Huckabeef is, this loss is significant.  

Either she couldn’t take it anymore or Trump/Javanka couldn’t.

It was reported earlier (Dec, Jan?) that Hunkabeef was going to resign, then Dotard made a big show about her NOT leaving. I think she wanted to leave then but was cornered by Drumpf. He told her she wouldn't have to give daily briefings any more if she just hung around another 6 months or so because it wouldn't look like he'd been lying to begin with. 6 months or so is up.

[WhatTheBuck 28712]

37 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

The shittier the person, the longer they last in this administration. 

If that were true then Steve Bannon would still be there. 

[henrygandorf 29177]

94 days since a daily briefing.

8 in the last 300 days.

leaves to spend more time with her family.

ok.

[GSU&UT 1798]

Hope that fucking Cenobite goes back to Hell.

[Francisco 2.0 32341]

49 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If that were true then Steve Bannon would still be there. 

Bannon had an early expiration date due to his involvement with Wolff and his first book.

Had he kept it all to himself, he would still be there fucking something up.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

No way Trump would ever hire Bannon again.

Because of course he will.  

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[Js1 85110]

 

[TexEx15 17486]

43 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

False.  No Hannity on the list.  Can you just imagine if he trots out a Faux New host.  Press Secretary Ingraham ladies and gentlemen.

[henrygandorf 29177]

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

False.  No Hannity on the list.  Can you just imagine if he trots out a Faux New host.  Press Secretary Ingraham ladies and gentlemen.

as long as i only have to hear from them once every 94 days, i'm in like a dirty shirt.

[Gil Bang 25898]

It will be Kayleigh.

[Js1 85110]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

as long as i only have to hear from them once every 94 days, i'm in like a dirty shirt.

Yeah I’d take that deal. Only 6 appearances between now and Jan 2020. 

[TexEx15 17486]

 

[Blotto 23434]

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

94 days since a daily briefing.

8 in the last 300 days.

leaves to spend more time with her family.

ok.

"family" is code for bacon. 

[Red Five 40665]

I feel like Beef would get like 95% of the vote in Arkansas if she ran for governor. 

[Queen Bitch 1692]

Calling it now. Candice Owens. 

[Francisco 2.0 32341]

32 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Shit, she would have a great chance of winning.  In the political climate we live in today, she has the three prerequisites necessary to win an election:  a red state, she worked for Trump, and the letter R beside her name.

 

 

Edited June 14, 2019 by Francisco 2.0

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Shit, she would have a great chance of winning.  In the political climate we live in today, she has the three prerequisites necessary to win an election:  a red state, she worked for Trump, and the letter R beside her name.
 
 

The new scarlet letter.

[conVINCEd 21468]

Cunt.

[tchookem 3900]

Miller will commit suicide in the bunker.

Nah, he's going to try escaping to Argentina dressed as a woman.

[SaucyJack 3487]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Glad her village is getting their idiot back !

My crystal ball pick is Hogeye over Nimrod.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogeye,_Arkansas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nimrod,_Arkansas

['stache 21774]

"family" is code for bacon. 

She’s a cannibal?

[Francisco 2.0 32341]

Oh, for fucks sake.  But not surprising at all.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/hannity-wants-special-permission-to-run-white-house-press-briefings-with-ingraham?ref=home

 

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With White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders now due tostep down at the end of the month, Fox News hosts Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham have started tossing around the idea of serving as the president’s press secretaries for a week.

During the hand-off between the two pro-Trump cable news stars’ shows on Thursday night, Ingraham said she “got a little teared-up” watching Thursday’s White House event where Sanders confirmed her departure and said the job had “truly been something I will treasure forever.”

 

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Hannity, for his part, suddenly recalled reports that Ingraham herself had been considered for press secretary after Trump’s election and again in 2017. 

“I mean, now you’re putting me in the hot seat here, Hannity!” she responded. 

Amid the ensuing cringeworthy banter, Ingraham floated the idea of Hannity sharing the job of press secretary with her.

 

 

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“Wouldn’t it be fun if you and I could tag team, for one week, in the White House briefing room,” she said. “Just for a week. That would be fun.”

Hannity, who has been described as the White House shadow chief of staff, laughed as he warned of the “dumb question” about to cross his lips: What if the two of them could get “special permission” to run briefings together temporarily? 

“What?! Okay,” a giggling Ingraham responded.

 

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Hannity concluded by claiming “there might be a few newspeople” that would be a bit angry over the two of them running the White House press shop.

 

[henrygandorf 29177]

when surly is joking about something happening, it's a good sign that it shouldn't happen in real life.  just as a rule of thumb.

[WhatTheBuck 28712]

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

"family" is code for bacon. 

With the Huckabees it's the other way around. 

[TDunk 590]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

With the Huckabees it's the other way around. 

That's why the eyes are always looking sideways.  

[Jack Straw 2953]

6 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

“Is she eligible to run in Texas?” 

- @Johnny Sack

[Jack Straw 2953]

6 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

“Is she eligible to run in Texas?” 

- @Johnny Sack

[DigglerontheHoof 21063]

1 hour ago, Jack Straw said:

“Is she eligible to run in Texas?” 

- @Johnny Sack

Why not Texas and Arkansas?  She could easily keep an eye on each simultaneously. 

Edited June 14, 2019 by DigglerontheHoof

[bolverk 29399]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Why not Texas and Arkansas?  She could easily keep an eye on each simultaneously. 

Texarkana as the new state capital?

[Aqua Buddha 14519]

11 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Well, of course she thinks that.  She learned political grifting at the knee of one of the masters while growing up.  Run, get elected then ask for "gifts" to furnish the governor's mansion.  Then you line up jobs for your family members.  At the end of your term, you then run for president on a shoestring budget with just enough money to pay the salaries of your staff (family).  After you lose, you land softly on Fox News while writing a few flimsy books.

It's the family business model.

[Js1 85110]

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

On the bright side she will probably have less spit and pubes intentionally put in her food in Arkansas, unfortunately Golden Corrals already have a high number of pubes per plate so she won't likely see much of a difference.

[Jograves 357]

It's really going to piss me off when she has her going away press briefing and the press kisses her ass. 

[Red Five 40665]

They should all get up and leave when she gets to the podium.

[Red Five 40665]

They should all get up and leave when she gets to the podium.

[Francisco 2.0 32341]

 

[Francisco 2.0 32341]

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

I'm convinced her retirement is some kind of tie in to the new MiB movie given her resemblance to Edgar the bug from the first one.

 

['stache 21774]

[tx 3 putt 76386]

Don’t insult miss piggy like that, show some respect 

[Jive Turkey 12568]

 

[tx 3 putt 76386]

She’s a lying two faced cunt. I hope her soon to be retirement is just miserable.  

[Crusher 127]

On ‎6‎/‎13‎/‎2019 at 7:34 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Well Huckabee doesn't look like any of those former Prom queens. Why would you think that Trump would hire from a pool of babes? 

[achooloco 1065]

Hey @Crusher your thread dropped down, there were some unanswered questions on it

[Crusher 127]

38 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Hey @Crusher your thread dropped down, there were some unanswered questions on it

Thank you sir for reminding me.

Mrs Huckabee winds up being the next Governor of Arkansas.. I mean Jesus..That's where the Clintons got their start.