Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job

[Stilicho 1405]

50 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Said to be departing the White House.  Hopefully via a sturdy catapult.

Better go with a trebuchet. 

For science and shit. 

[Red Five 40952]

That statement is prime Beef. Takes the opportunity to act like a bitch, and also doesn't say "no I'm not leaving".

[RPM 26368]

11 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

Better go with a trebuchet. 

For science and shit. 

There's nothing that can't be ejected with the proper amount of air pressure.

[Horn Dog 9959]

Footage from the kindergarten event:

[Pescado_Rojo 19444]

1 hour ago, woohorn said:

Don't get too excited-"article" said EOY

Lying to the end:
 

 

Facts? How to think critically?.... How to order a salad?

[SaucyJack 3504]

40 minutes ago, RPM said:

There's nothing that can't be ejected with the proper amount of air pressure.

For SHS, coming back from Singapore, this hits close to home.

 

Report: N. Korea executes officials with anti-aircraft guns for 'enraging' Kim Jong Un

 

[Pods 7587]

1 hour ago, woohorn said:

Don't get too excited-"article" said EOY

Lying to the end:
 

 

Didn't deny it. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

She is getting fucking destroyed today on the whole “separating kids from their parents at the border.”

Her defense is the democrats are obstructing 

[hayden_horn 11365]

she's not having a great day today. she told cnn's jim schiutto that he apparently can't understand short sentences. and she refuses to answer repeated questions about  the separation of children from their parents at the border. she's a horrible human being.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[Captainant 27862]

Wow. Sanders just said that it's the democrats fault that they're separating children at the border, because the democrats won't update the laws? Nevermind that the GOP is in full control of all chambers of government. She really is a bug eyed baghdad bob.

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Getting salty in there today

[hayden_horn 11365]

does not deny that she's leaving her position.

also, invoked the fucking bible for tearing families apart.

[Chuckie Finster 22758]

She's a feckless cunt.

[jimmyjazz 46300]

So, we're missing the obvious betting pool.  Who's next when she "retires"?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Hopefully John Kelly since he’s obviously not doing shit.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Charlie Kirk

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

In case you missed it.

 

 

[jimmyjazz 46300]

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

In case you missed it.

 

 

Making America great.

[Stilicho 1405]

13 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

In case you missed it.

 

 

@SaucyJack now has my full support.

Edited June 14, 2018 by Stilicho
Or just look up thread you fucking Huckabee.

[jimmyjazz 46300]

1 minute ago, Stilicho said:

Whomever floated the idea of firing this cunt via anti-aircraft gun in the other thread now has my full support.

Kudos to Brian Karem for pushing that far.  He was obviously emotional about it, as he should be.  The rest of the press corps should have followed up.

[TornACL 7732]

17 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

In case you missed it.

 

 

Wait...she has kids?

Somebody impregnated that?

[Homer Simpson shudder.gif]

[NameAlreadyInUse 5132]

She's a Christian.  She loves her job.  She lies for a living.  And this isn't one of those "I thought I was telling the truth but it turns out I wasn't" kind of lying, its the "I'm going to stand up here and shovel a bunch of bullshit in your direction, and you are going to like it" kind of lying.  Her job is to completely and with malice go against her religion on a daily basis, and she loves it.  What kind of credibility can she ever have again in anything?  Thinking as her husband, I couldn't stay with someone who so completely and so publicly and so regularly went against their espoused convictions, nor would I want my children around such a person.  Thinking as her children, when they are old enough to understand what their mom is doing, if they aren't already, they are going to learn exactly the wrong lessons from this whole thing.  She's ensured she's going to raise her children to be terrible people. But I guess that's today's GOP.  Congrats, Tahoe, looks like you hooked your boat to the right horse!

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5 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Wait...she has kids?

Somebody impregnated that?

[Homer Simpson shudder.gif]

[Hank Kingsley 21062]

Baghdad Bob was more sincere and honest. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited June 14, 2018 by Hank Kingsley

[TornACL 7732]

3 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

She's a Christian.  She loves her job.  She lies for a living.  And this isn't one of those "I thought I was telling the truth but it turns out I wasn't" kind of lying, its the "I'm going to stand up here and shovel a bunch of bullshit in your direction, and you are going to like it" kind of lying.  Her job is to completely and with malice go against her religion on a daily basis, and she loves it.  What kind of credibility can she ever have again in anything?  Thinking as her husband, I couldn't stay with someone who so completely and so publicly and so regularly went against their espoused convictions, nor would I want my children around such a person.  Thinking as her children, when they are old enough to understand what their mom is doing, if they aren't already, they are going to learn exactly the wrong lessons from this whole thing.  She's ensured she's going to raise her children to be terrible people. But I guess that's today's GOP.  Congrats, Tahoe, looks like you hooked your boat to the right horse!

Claiming to be "Christian" is how you get the gig. Lying is how you keep it.

That's how it's worked in the GOP for quite some time.

[jimmyjazz 46300]

6 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Thinking as her children, when they are old enough to understand what their mom is doing, if they aren't already, they are going to learn exactly the wrong lessons from this whole thing.  She's ensured she's going to raise her children to be terrible people. But I guess that's today's GOP.  Congrats, Tahoe, looks like you hooked your boat to the right horse!

You enormously underestimate the effect parents have on children when it comes to social and political narrative.  They are being indoctrinated, and whatever they see on the news will be easily hand-waved away at home with lies.  Don't think for a minute her kids will ever think of her as any less than a saint fighting for God's will.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

More footage of lady getting paid by our tax dollars to lie about kids getting thrown in cages at the border.

 

 

[hayden_horn 11365]

i urge everyone to watch the exchange with acosta (who i mistakenly identified as schiutto upthread) to see sanders go full condescending cunt

[Chad Fuck 17822]

19 hours ago, yaqdum said:

also.  anybody have any for sure range figures for the most capacious of catapults?

- 5 yards

 

 

[Nivek 17000]

6 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i urge everyone to watch the exchange with acosta (who i mistakenly identified as schiutto upthread) to see sanders go full condescending cunt

When was she not?  

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Chad Fuck 17822]

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Douchebag!

[Red Five 40952]

These people are basically comic book villains at this point.

[Post Oak 20304]

I thought we were better than this.  We are a bad country and more people should feel shame over this.  

2018 isnt just a vote for democrat or republican but its a referendum on good versus evil.

 

Fuck these cunts.  

[TornACL 7732]

2 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I thought we were better than this.  We are a bad country and more people should feel shame over this.  

2018 isnt just a vote for democrat or republican but its a referendum on good versus evil.

 

Fuck these cunts.  

I'm tired of being ashamed of our country's leaders and "leadership" decisions, which are largely self-serving and/or cowardly.

[Chad Fuck 17822]

7 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I thought we were better than this.  We are a bad country and more people should feel shame over this.  

2018 isnt just a vote for democrat or republican but its a referendum on good versus evil.

 

Fuck these cunts.  

News flash:  We aren't better than this.  There is a not insubstantial portion of our country that believes this is the way it SHOULD be.

We have to outwork them.

Edited June 14, 2018 by Chad Fuck

[Stilicho 1405]

2 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

News flash:  We aren't better than this.  There is a not insubstantial portion of our country that believes this its he way it SHOULD be.

We have to outwork them.

This is the unfortunate truth of the matter, and I'm not certain which is worse:  the sizable portion of the country that actually cheers this scumbag behavior or the sizable portion of the country that can't be bothered to give a fuck that we've become a nation of scumbags. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13529]

I will actually back SHS some here, and that's painful to do.   It's pointless to expect any Trump press secretary to stand up there and criticize anything that happens from the Administration.  you can appeal to their morals, background, their kids, etc.  but it won't make any difference.   The press secretary's job is not to disagree with the Administration.   And this actually applies to any Administration.    It's wrong for the press to goad the Press Sec to do so. 

Says she publicly agrees that it's heartless and wrong to separate kids from their families.   Then what's the next step here?  A President can't just agree to disagree publicly with the Press Secretary.  Or vice versa.  The Press Secretary's job is not to make policy or declare their own opinion but rather state what the President believes.   And if the Press Sec believes otherwise, the press briefing is not the place for that.   And if they can't stick to the President's script, they should resign.    

It's like any Cabinet position. Cabinet officials should state their opinions to the President, attempt to persuade, but ultimately follow the marching orders from the President.  Champion that decision with as much passion as if it was their greatest desire to achieve.  Even if they 100% disagree.    Otherwise they are failing in their job.

[lemonlime 5503]

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 

Says she publicly agrees that it's heartless and wrong to separate kids from their families.   Then what's the next step here?  A President can't just agree to disagree publicly with the Press Secretary.  Or vice versa.  The Press Secretary's job is not to make policy or declare their own opinion but rather state what the President believes.   And if the Press Sec believes otherwise, the press briefing is not the place for that.   And if they can't stick to the President's script, they should resign.    

 

The next step is you quit.  At the very least you don't lie about what the law says.  She just lied.  Not covered for the administration.  Lied for it.  And if you have to lie to cover up kiddy concentration camps then you quit your fucking job if you're a decent human being. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I will actually back SHS some here, and that's painful to do.   It's pointless to expect any Trump press secretary to stand up there and criticize anything that happens from the Administration.  you can appeal to their morals, background, their kids, etc.  but it won't make any difference.   The press secretary's job is not to disagree with the Administration.   And this actually applies to any Administration.    It's wrong for the press to goad the Press Sec to do so. 

Says she publicly agrees that it's heartless and wrong to separate kids from their families.   Then what's the next step here?  A President can't just agree to disagree publicly with the Press Secretary.  Or vice versa.  The Press Secretary's job is not to make policy or declare their own opinion but rather state what the President believes.   And if the Press Sec believes otherwise, the press briefing is not the place for that.   And if they can't stick to the President's script, they should resign.    

It's like any Cabinet position. Cabinet officials should state their opinions to the President, attempt to persuade, but ultimately follow the marching orders from the President.  Champion that decision with as much passion as if it was their greatest desire to achieve.  Even if they 100% disagree.    Otherwise they are failing in their job.

You are right.

So she should have quit months and months ago, or not taken the job in the first place. 

[hayden_horn 11365]

3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I will actually back SHS some here, and that's painful to do.   It's pointless to expect any Trump press secretary to stand up there and criticize anything that happens from the Administration.  you can appeal to their morals, background, their kids, etc.  but it won't make any difference.   The press secretary's job is not to disagree with the Administration.   And this actually applies to any Administration.    It's wrong for the press to goad the Press Sec to do so. 

Says she publicly agrees that it's heartless and wrong to separate kids from their families.   Then what's the next step here?  A President can't just agree to disagree publicly with the Press Secretary.  Or vice versa.  The Press Secretary's job is not to make policy or declare their own opinion but rather state what the President believes.   And if the Press Sec believes otherwise, the press briefing is not the place for that.   And if they can't stick to the President's script, they should resign.    

It's like any Cabinet position. Cabinet officials should state their opinions to the President, attempt to persuade, but ultimately follow the marching orders from the President.  Champion that decision with as much passion as if it was their greatest desire to achieve.  Even if they 100% disagree.    Otherwise they are failing in their job.

it's not that she holds the trump position. it's her sneering condescension she has in doing so. she's a terrible person, and if she had any decency at all, she'd resign and stop serving this toad of a president.

[Mojo Hand 4580]

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I will actually back SHS some here, and that's painful to do.   It's pointless to expect any Trump press secretary to stand up there and criticize anything that happens from the Administration.  you can appeal to their morals, background, their kids, etc.  but it won't make any difference.   The press secretary's job is not to disagree with the Administration.   And this actually applies to any Administration.    It's wrong for the press to goad the Press Sec to do so. 

Says she publicly agrees that it's heartless and wrong to separate kids from their families.   Then what's the next step here?  A President can't just agree to disagree publicly with the Press Secretary.  Or vice versa.  The Press Secretary's job is not to make policy or declare their own opinion but rather state what the President believes.   And if the Press Sec believes otherwise, the press briefing is not the place for that.   And if they can't stick to the President's script, they should resign.    

It's like any Cabinet position. Cabinet officials should state their opinions to the President, attempt to persuade, but ultimately follow the marching orders from the President.  Champion that decision with as much passion as if it was their greatest desire to achieve.  Even if they 100% disagree.    Otherwise they are failing in their job.

"Just following orders" has limits, and this kind of shit is beyond them. She should've fucking resigned instead of lying to this degree, which goes way beyond the political spin the job calls for.  Since she didn't, she deserves all the criticism she's getting. 

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The "we've been very clear about our position from the beginning" line is getting very tiresome, and it doesn't excuse prison camps for children.

[Stilicho 1405]

2 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

"Just following orders" has limits, and this kind of shit is beyond them. She should've fucking resigned instead of lying to this degree, which goes way beyond the political spin the job calls for.  Since she didn't, she deserves all the criticism she's getting. 

This is certainly one possibility.  But is everyone thoroughly convinced that she's "just following orders"?  She strikes me as the true-believer type.  

[Mojo Hand 4580]

2 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

This is certainly one possibility.  But is everyone thoroughly convinced that she's "just following orders"?  She strikes me as the true-believer type.  

Oh I agree with you.  She's a complicit piece of shit.  Just arguing within the framework he presented. 

Edit:  and if I misunderstood you, and you're arguing that she doesn't know she's lying, no fucking way.  

Edited June 14, 2018 by Mojo Hand

[Stilicho 1405]

6 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Oh I agree with you.  She's a complicit piece of shit.  Just arguing within the framework he presented. 

Edit:  and if I misunderstood you, and you're arguing that she doesn't know she's lying, no fucking way.  

No.  We're in agreement.  She knows she's lying, but she's doing it because she's a complicit piece of shit and believes that the Trumpian version of America is the way things should be.

It's easy hyperbole to call people we disagree with Nazis or fascists or invoke Godwin's Law at the drop of a hat.  But this bitch appears to be a modern, American rendition of Goebbels. 

Edited June 14, 2018 by Stilicho

[Hank Kingsley 21062]

15 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I will actually back SHS some here, and that's painful to do.   It's pointless to expect any Trump press secretary to stand up there and criticize anything that happens from the Administration.  you can appeal to their morals, background, their kids, etc.  but it won't make any difference.   The press secretary's job is not to disagree with the Administration.   And this actually applies to any Administration.    It's wrong for the press to goad the Press Sec to do so. 

Says she publicly agrees that it's heartless and wrong to separate kids from their families.   Then what's the next step here?  A President can't just agree to disagree publicly with the Press Secretary.  Or vice versa.  The Press Secretary's job is not to make policy or declare their own opinion but rather state what the President believes.   And if the Press Sec believes otherwise, the press briefing is not the place for that.   And if they can't stick to the President's script, they should resign.    

It's like any Cabinet position. Cabinet officials should state their opinions to the President, attempt to persuade, but ultimately follow the marching orders from the President.  Champion that decision with as much passion as if it was their greatest desire to achieve.  Even if they 100% disagree.    Otherwise they are failing in their job.

This all makes sense when the POTUS is not a raving lunatic who would accept the role of U.S. dictator at the drop of a hat. 

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13529]

16 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

"Just following orders" has limits, and this kind of shit is beyond them. She should've fucking resigned instead of lying to this degree, which goes way beyond the political spin the job calls for.  Since she didn't, she deserves all the criticism she's getting. 

I don't see how someone could stand up there and say what she does but that is the job she signed up for:  Defend the indefensible.    

As I said before, the daily press briefing is really a waste of time now.  As it sounds like she may resign soon,along with her deputy, I think there is a good chance the new Press Sec moves to weekly or bi-weekly meetings.   

[Mojo Hand 4580]

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don't see how someone could stand up there and say what she does but that is the job she signed up for:  Defend the indefensible.    

As I said before, the daily press briefing is really a waste of time now.  As it sounds like she may resign soon,along with her deputy, I think there is a good chance the new Press Sec moves to weekly or bi-weekly meetings.   

That may be the job she signed on for, because she's a horrible person, but that is not the job of the WH press secretary, which is to defend the defensible.  If the president has done something indefensible, and you are in a position to stand up to him, that's what you've gotta do.  See the Saturday Night Massacre for an example.