Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job

[DDD Dad 14325]

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

I have to assume all Arkansas residents are related to her, 2nd cousin or closer.

FIFY

[Jive Turkey 12594]

The modern GQP in one retweet. 

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13570]

It's not a cupcake and nobody wants it.

[StassneyHorn 6573]

Brilyn Hollyhand is a name meant for a Tugjob video on BangBros. Don’t change Gen Z.

And he even puts a number you can text him online from his Twitter. Also 17. So tread lightly with the butthole pics.

[GenXer 2850]

6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You gotta hand it to ole mike. He’s working fast on the spin machine.

 

[tx 3 putt 76870]

Who are they protecting her from ?

 

[royiv 9247]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Who are they protecting her from ?

 

I bet that’s a drop in the bucket compared to what DPS spends protecting Abbott and flying his ass around the state for his PR stunts to get on Fox News and Newsmax.

[bolverk 29655]

31 minutes ago, royiv said:

I bet that’s a drop in the bucket compared to what DPS spends protecting Abbott and flying his ass around the state for his PR stunts to get on Fox News and Newsmax.

Oh, easy. Around the Governor's mansion, there are at least a half-dozen DPS troopers at any given time (that we can see), each paid around $80,000 a year. Multiply that by 3 for each shift, and you're already looking at almost $1.5 million. Of course, this doesn't take into account anything else like, as you mentioned, traveling around the state.

[Fudge Nuggets 19188]

https://apnews.com/article/arkansas-title-ix-transgender-huckabee-sanders-bf44e0e7c6dc8f1e03149a790be3d2ef

Didn't the hillbillies try to buck against the feds wrt to education nearly 70 years ago?  How'd that work out?

Oh yeah...

[tx 3 putt 76870]

 

[C-Man 27185]

https://www.threads.net/@francisfordcopulate/post/C8dK_lhxOeR/?xmt=AQGz1tiXRD7hz3UCx6rA43kroFDy7Q-MBcgFPQGoRtxu6w

[tx ind 7006]

The comments in there are fantastic

Yep, my home state coulda had the MIT educated and NASA alum rocket scientist, pastor, and Dad joke aficionado with a warm ly goofy personality as our governor. But instead we got the hyper partisan PR hack with no personality and the ethics of a used car sales person 5 sales behind their quota on the last day of the month.

[atomheartbevo 89626]

12 minutes ago, C-Man said:

https://www.threads.net/@francisfordcopulate/post/C8dK_lhxOeR/?xmt=AQGz1tiXRD7hz3UCx6rA43kroFDy7Q-MBcgFPQGoRtxu6w

Didn’t realize that Laura Loomer was that tall.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13508]

22 minutes ago, C-Man said:

https://www.threads.net/@francisfordcopulate/post/C8dK_lhxOeR/?xmt=AQGz1tiXRD7hz3UCx6rA43kroFDy7Q-MBcgFPQGoRtxu6w

I wouldn’t have guessed that was her husband.

[jimmyjazz 45887]

To my shame, I sometimes think "damn, I wonder what it's like to wake up to THAT", but in this case, it's a 2-way street.

[jimmyjazz 45887]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

To my shame, I sometimes think "damn, I wonder what it's like to wake up to THAT", but in this case, it's a 2-way street.

Plus, quote of the year:

Quote

She'd knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

 

[Js1 85275]

9 hours ago, C-Man said:

https://www.threads.net/@francisfordcopulate/post/C8dK_lhxOeR/?xmt=AQGz1tiXRD7hz3UCx6rA43kroFDy7Q-MBcgFPQGoRtxu6w

Guess she gave up on the Ozempic bc she was never getting the VP nod by Cheeto 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

9 hours ago, C-Man said:

https://www.threads.net/@francisfordcopulate/post/C8dK_lhxOeR/?xmt=AQGz1tiXRD7hz3UCx6rA43kroFDy7Q-MBcgFPQGoRtxu6w

Strong “ermahgerrd” vibes

[Underdog 28565]

Thought that was a Gary Patterson piece of work. 

[C-Man 27185]

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

Guess she gave up on the Ozempic bc she was never getting the VP nod by Cheeto 

That’s probably her ON Ozempic.

[tx 3 putt 76870]

Tip of the hat to any guy that stick his dick in that 

bridge too far, she’s beastly 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33859]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Tip of the hat to any guy that stick his dick in that 

bridge too far, she’s beastly 

this man speaks truth. I've seen what he posts in ipihb

[tx 3 putt 76870]

 

[tx 3 putt 76870]

 

[Aqua Buddha 14582]

 

[C-Man 27185]

 

[Gil Bang 25915]

 

[tx 3 putt 76870]

[kevwun 15764]

If that's her smile, I'd hate to see her scowl.

[miguelito 11254]

Well then you'd best keep your hands away from her food dish.

[TexasHooch 5122]

Forgive me, but there's no way in hell I'm googling it...   What's a jerk race? I mean, it's mostly obvious, but is it, um, a solo or team competition?

[GenXer 2850]

23 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Forgive me, but there's no way in hell I'm googling it...   What's a jerk race? I mean, it's mostly obvious, but is it, um, a solo or team competition?

It’s a technical term derived from middle out compression 

[Mittens 8256]

@tx 3 putt why would you not include the funny part?
 

 

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

Does she have Bells Palsy?

[TexasHooch 5122]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

If that's her smile, I'd hate to see her scowl.

Take a closer look.  She has the rare ability to do both at the same time.

 

 

Smile

 

 

Scowl

Edited September 23 by TexasHooch

[tx ind 7006]

Spoiler that shit

[Underdog 28565]

 

[Brisketexan 105064]

The women of the GQP - proof after proof after proof that while beauty may be skin deep, ugly is to the bone.

[texasdago 7567]

Sarah is going to release a new Master Class

[Js1 85275]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The women of the GQP - proof after proof after proof that while beauty may be skin deep, ugly is to the bone.

Great, you just gave them an idea for a calendar 

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

On 9/3/2024 at 7:12 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

 

It’s as if Nellie Olson was brunette, more repugnant, and chose a dress at in outlet mall.

Edited September 24 by Degenerate Gardner

[Sawbonz 27537]

On 6/21/2024 at 9:49 PM, C-Man said:

https://www.threads.net/@francisfordcopulate/post/C8dK_lhxOeR/?xmt=AQGz1tiXRD7hz3UCx6rA43kroFDy7Q-MBcgFPQGoRtxu6w

k. d. lang is going to be pissed when she sees her closet has been raided 

[Jive Turkey 12594]

Mother?

 

 

 

Edited September 24 by Jive Turkey

[Macanudo 12975]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Worst porno ever.

[Bullneck 19070]

31 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Mother?

 

 

 

Punchable Faces thread is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[texasdago 7567]

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Mother?

 

 

 

Don't insult the legend 

[Blotto 23488]

1 minute ago, texasdago said:

Don't insult the legend 

It would explain his passion for meat

[atomheartbevo 89626]

1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

It’s as if Nellie Olson was brunette, more repugnant, and chose a dress at in outlet mall.

It's Oleson, and really the show was about how that bitch Laura abused the hell out of her.

 

[jw4381 3070]

She legit looks like my father in law. He's not a handsome man. 

[Horn Dog 9816]

On 6/21/2024 at 10:49 PM, C-Man said:

 

I had no idea Sarah was in an open lesbian relationship