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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Shit, my old man (and as a result, me, because we have the same first and last name) were put on the “extra screening” list several years ago (meaning that we couldn’t check in for any flights online) because my oil patch dad had a travel history that included “watch” areas. Took us several months to clear it up.

 

The watch list process isn’t exactly super-selective.

I always knew you shouldn't be trusted! /s

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8 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Did she say we are the only country that values life?

For fucks sake

 

I like Wallace.  Unlike most others he cares about being lied to and will call people on their bullshit

I'll take that every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

And she repeated it. Insane bitch. 

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You guys.......did we ever discuss the fact that Huckabeef’s husband is actually pretty hot????

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And I know politics is all very intertwined and incestuous, so I’m guessing by his bio maybe he worked for Pops and that’s how they met?

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Is this a beard situation here? We’ve all seen there’s no way in hell she captivated him with her dizzying intellect or her dazzling personality.

She’s stupider than a basket of turnips and has the personality of a rabid badger.

I need an investigative documentary into this union.

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Man that’s a fat ass family, I don’t think they believe any science, especially diet. No wonder the Rs don’t want to label foods so the consumers can make informed decisions 

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8 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

At the risk of stating the obvious, I bet he likes beefy dudes. 

Yeah, besides the horror of the whole shitshow, there is just this endless creepy weirdness.

Posted
18 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That dude’s as queer as a football bat.

NTTAWWT

I’ve never been more sure about something in my entire life. 

Not sure about her though. She probably prefers making love to vegetables. 

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1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

I’ve never been more sure about something in my entire life. 

Not sure about her though. She probably prefers making love to vegetables. 

I'm not sure she's ever come in contact with a vegetable. 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'm not sure she's ever come in contact with a vegetable. 

She talks to trump and his staff almost daily 

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Yeah, I think she clearly meant "dedicated his life to the right the wrong..."  In that context, "gave his life" isn't at all the right word choice.  

Why do y'all expect her to tweet well?  Her hands are like two first baseman's mitts literally dipped in ranch dressing.  You can't type accurately like that.  

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12 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Why do y'all expect her to tweet well?  Her hands are like two first baseman's mitts literally dipped in ranch dressing.  You can't type accurately like that.  

Like she'd even try to type before she'd licked all the ranch dressing clean. 

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I envision a remake of Wilde's "The Picture of Dorian Gray".

In the dramatic scene where the protagonist looks at the visage in the painting, what stares back at him is a dead-ringer image of Suckabee Sanders.

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1 hour ago, Pancho Negro said:

Says the fat fuck who is helping put kids in dog cages

 

Well, a good, white kid's life.  That's what she means.

Causing thousands of brown children massive trauma at a tender age?  THAT, my friends, is to be CELEBRATED.

Did you not get the MAGA memo?

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2 hours ago, Pancho Negro said:

Says the fat fuck who is helping put kids in dog cages

 

He's just a crisis actor. You know, like the students who survived the Parkland shooting. 

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41 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Did they stop sending her out to face the press corps altogether? I feel like I haven’t seen a clip of that in weeks, possibly months.

It's maybe once a month now.

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/12/19/white-house-has-transitioned-daily-press-briefings-monthly-press-beratings/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.e9ab55718c05

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