Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job

[Hank Kingsley 20680]

 

[4th&Five 41459]

 

[lemonlime 5503]

None of those assholes works for President Trump.  JFC.  They are our employees.  Or they are supposed to be.  Trump's the mad king now.

[Guest Lobo]

Kinda weird that Sanders doesn’t understand that the vast majority of government employees in this country are Executive Branch personnel who work from one administrarion into the next one.  

I’ll bet dollars to donuts she knows which folks at the west wing commissary have been there the longest and know where the non low fat butter is at!

[Chad Fuck 17563]

9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Kinda weird that Sanders doesn’t understand that the vast majority of government employees in this country are Executive Branch personnel who work from one administrarion into the next one.  

I’ll bet dollars to donuts she knows which folks at the west wing commissary have been there the longest and know where the non low fat butter is at!

Why would she ever want to know this?

[Guest Lobo]

The non low fat butter?   She wants to know where the fully fueled butter is.  That’s the point.   She’s high octane churning baby!

[Celery Man 20883]

presser incoming

[4th&Five 41459]

first one in 19 days.  seems normal.

[Chad Fuck 17563]

first one in 19 days.  seems normal.

Well, nothing’s been happening really so...

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[Foosters 17730]

Lol, its not a presser. Its a campaign rally disguised as a presser. All they're doing is disputing that Trump has simply inherited an economy on the incline. Must've been hearing too much chatter about Obama's role in the boom.

[David Dennison 18655]

This is the Obama economy. The current expansion began in March 2009. 

[Celery Man 20883]

Lulz, cnn tired of it

[Celery Man 20883]

this guy is kinda great though

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Beefy is back! 

[David Dennison 18655]

By all means, keep talking about the popular ex-president whose administration fostered this economic expansion.

That's really, really, really smart.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

1st question is about the NYT op-ed and Justice Dept 

[Gil Bang 25897]

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/09/24/sarah-huckabee-sanders-trumps-battering-ram?mbid=social_twitter

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https://www.newsweek.com/sarah-huckabee-sanders-suggests-days-traditional-press-briefing-are-over-1145924

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White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has said the days of press briefings may be over—defending the lack of such briefings in recent weeks by claiming the media has the chance to speak directly with the president.

Speaking in an interview with Fox News Sunday at the weekend, Huckabee Sanders said Donald Trump had conversed with the media in more informal settings.

"Look, we talk to the press in a number of different ways," she told Fox News Sunday.

"The day that the briefing was initially created, the atmosphere was incredibly different and you didn't have the same access and ways to communicate with the American public,” she continued, appearing to suggest the days of the traditional briefing were limited.

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"But I always think if you can hear directly from the president and the press has a chance to ask the president of the United States questions directly, that's infinitely better than talking to me. We try to do that a lot and you've seen us do that a lot over the last three weeks, and that's going to take the place of a press briefing when you can talk to the president of the United States,” she added.

 

[Celery Man 20883]

you mean the voice of the minority of Americans who voted for Trump

Edited October 3, 2018 by Celery Man

[Cairn Horn88 8167]

I think the new definition of “hell”, would be married to Sarah Huckabee Sanders.   What kind of man marries a woman like this?

[VRHorn 718]

Lindsey Graham?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I think the new definition of “hell”, would be married to Sarah Huckabee Sanders.   What kind of man marries a woman like this?

She is very strong on plow.

[Guest Lobo]

When trump told her to put a lid on it, he meant on the jar of miracle whip she was triple finger blasting.   

When this is all over, I predict she’ll take over as National Director of Omega Mu sorority.  

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Huckabeef has decided to come out her hole today and do a press conference.

on now

[sachick 1189]

She's tearing up.

[Red Five 40649]

I turn it on and the first thing I hear is “.... and the president has brought the country together.”

Nope, out.

[WhatTheBuck 28708]

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I turn it on and the first thing I hear is “.... and the president has brought the country together.”

Nope, out.

She's speaking to an audience of one. 

[Biff Tannen 45492]

They should just rename these from"press briefings" to "that thing where you come out and lie to everyone and not answer questions".

[Celery Man 20883]

she's lying gumby for halloween apparently

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

I watch to see how the press handles her. 

So far, they still kinda suck. 

[Lagunamadre 1975]

She is a vile cunt. 

[Chad Fuck 17563]

Someone asked her to name names about who was the enemy of the people, and she just said it was his org with no specifics.  Good for him, she made herself look like a schmuck.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

Someone asked her to name names about who was the enemy of the people, and she just said it was his org with no specifics.  Good for him, she made herself look like a schmuck.

 

Jim Acosta And Hallie Jackson are the best at this

[Celery Man 20883]

lol wtf she just said Trump got elected by an overwhelming majority of Americans?

[Captainant 27447]

Just now, Celery Man said:

lol wtf she just said Trump got elected by an overwhelming majority of Americans?

Gaslighting? In my trump administration?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

I’ve come to the conclusion Huckabee is essentially Trump’s human shield.  When the shit gets bad, they trot her out to redirect the negativity towards her instead of Trump. 

[Dnaguy 11772]

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’ve come to the conclusion Huckabee is essentially Trump’s human shield.  When the shit gets bad, they trot her out to redirect the negativity towards her instead of Trump. 

She's one bad presser from being thrown in the trash heap of history.

She knows this. That's why she is the way she is.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13411]

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’ve come to the conclusion Huckabee is essentially Trump’s human shield.  When the shit gets bad, they trot her out to redirect the negativity towards her instead of Trump. 

Very possible trump sends her out there to test her.   And for the yucks. 

[HenryJames 65889]

17 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

She's one bad presser from being thrown in the trash heap of history.

She knows this. That's why she is the way she is.

Oh she's already destined for the trash heap of history.

[Guest Lobo]

41 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They should just rename these from"press briefings" to "that thing where you come out and lie to everyone and not answer questions".

New York's hottest club is "Pressed Briefs."  This latest linguistic mistake from promoter Sarah Huckabee Sanders answers the question, "Dear God, When?!?"  It's in a burrowed out hole under the CNN bureau in Washington that she also has double as a private Cinnabon.  This club has everything...cocked berettas, homophobic bumper boats, bad 80's prom dresses, and Taint Sno-Balling.  It's like that thing where when you're lying to the Press Corps, but you keep wriggling your face and shifting the weight of your fupa to get the Miracle Whip to slide down into your vagina so Pres. Trump can lick it out and spit the lies back into your mouth.  

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1 minute ago, Lobo said:

New York's hottest club is "Pressed Briefs."  This latest linguistic mistake from promoter Sarah Huckabee Sanders answers the question, "Dear God, When?!?"  It's in a burrowed out hole under the CNN bureau in Washington that she also has double as a private Cinnabon.  This club has everything...cocked berettas, homophobic bumper boats, bad 80's prom dresses, and Taint Sno-Balling.  It's like that thing where when you're lying to the Press Corps, but you keep wriggling your face and shifting the weight of your fupa to get the Miracle Whip to slide down into your vagina so Pres. Trump can lick it out and spit the lies back into your mouth.  

[WhatTheBuck 28708]

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

lol wtf she just said Trump got elected by an overwhelming majority of Americans?

She meant an overwhelming number of Americans who didn't vote for Hillary. 

[Biff Tannen 45492]

59 minutes ago, Lobo said:

New York's hottest club is "Pressed Briefs."  This latest linguistic mistake from promoter Sarah Huckabee Sanders answers the question, "Dear God, When?!?"  It's in a burrowed out hole under the CNN bureau in Washington that she also has double as a private Cinnabon.  This club has everything...cocked berettas, homophobic bumper boats, bad 80's prom dresses, and Taint Sno-Balling.  It's like that thing where when you're lying to the Press Corps, but you keep wriggling your face and shifting the weight of your fupa to get the Miracle Whip to slide down into your vagina so Pres. Trump can lick it out and spit the lies back into your mouth.  

[Dnaguy 11772]

57 minutes ago, Lobo said:

New York's hottest club is "Pressed Briefs."  This latest linguistic mistake from promoter Sarah Huckabee Sanders answers the question, "Dear God, When?!?"  It's in a burrowed out hole under the CNN bureau in Washington that she also has double as a private Cinnabon.  This club has everything...cocked berettas, homophobic bumper boats, bad 80's prom dresses, and Taint Sno-Balling.  It's like that thing where when you're lying to the Press Corps, but you keep wriggling your face and shifting the weight of your fupa to get the Miracle Whip to slide down into your vagina so Pres. Trump can lick it out and spit the lies back into your mouth.  

Ha! ... and Ewwww.

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3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

She's one bad presser from being thrown in the trash heap of history.

She knows this. That's why she is the way she is.

If she were on the other side of the microphone, Trump would have mocked her weight and looks.  She knows this. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

He probably still has/does

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3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I watch to see how the press handles her. 

So far, they still kinda suck. 

I'm starting to wonder if we're ever going to have a Joe Wilson moment with this administration. For the press, I guess keeping their job is more appealing than the prospect of calling SHS or Cheeto a liar to their face. They show amazing restraint in not losing their cool.

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

New York's hottest club is "Pressed Briefs."  This latest linguistic mistake from promoter Sarah Huckabee Sanders answers the question, "Dear God, When?!?"  It's in a burrowed out hole under the CNN bureau in Washington that she also has double as a private Cinnabon.  This club has everything...cocked berettas, homophobic bumper boats, bad 80's prom dresses, and Taint Sno-Balling.  It's like that thing where when you're lying to the Press Corps, but you keep wriggling your face and shifting the weight of your fupa to get the Miracle Whip to slide down into your vagina so Pres. Trump can lick it out and spit the lies back into your mouth.  

[RomaVicta 29781]

4 hours ago, Celery Man said:

lol wtf she just said Trump got elected by an overwhelming majority of Americans?

Those who voted for someone else or support the free press are not actually Americans. They're enemies of the state. They oppose American greatness. They're a dangerous, lawless mob.

They all need to be rounded up and re-educated at work camps.