Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job

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8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Is it wrong that I’d enjoy seeing Sarah Huckabee Sanders hauled off in handcuffs? 

They'll have to double cuff those sausage arms.

[Underdog 29258]

9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Is it wrong that I’d enjoy seeing Sarah Huckabee Sanders hauled off in handcuffs? 

Did a double take until I noticed the “hauled off” part. 

[Guest Lobo]

Holed off?  Wholed off?  

[Red Five 41805]

Herded?

[RPM 26689]

I figure she'll be slung by her hooves from a stout pole and carried out.

[Underdog 29258]

She’ll be harpooned when the time comes. 

[WhatTheBuck 28943]

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Herded?

Head 'em up! Move 'em out!

[Guest Lobo]

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Head 'em up! Move 'em out!

RawHuck!

[yaqdum 182]

oh, i think she'll be tethered to a pole somewhere if they can figure out how to protect her from lightning.  we don't know what might happen if that much fat caught fire at the same time.

[Chooky 13345]

18 hours ago, Red Five said:

Herded?

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3876]

 

 

[Brisketexan 107067]

1 minute ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

 

To be fair, they don't really need to hold the briefing.  They could just leave up a poster behind the podium that says "I was just going to shamelessly lie to you anyway, so quit yer bitchin'."

[Biff Tannen 46258]

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

To be fair, they don't really need to hold the briefing.  They could just leave up a poster behind the podium that says "I was just going to shamelessly lie to you anyway, so quit yer bitchin'."

Pretty much this.  We are better off not having to look at her horrid face.

[ADHD 28]

America's sweetheart.

Edited December 20, 2018 by ADHD

[brown water 3789]

Looks more like a sweet tooth 

[jimmyjazz 47375]

I try not to be too critical about people's looks, but hers are so wrapped up in her utterly ugly persona . . . can you imagine rolling over in bed and seeing that?  It's the whole package!

[High Plains Drifter 11195]

17 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I try not to be too critical about people's looks, but hers are so wrapped up in her utterly ugly persona . . . can you imagine rolling over in bed and seeing that?  It's the whole package!

We have all done things that we probably shouldn't have done in youth, and I shudder to remember some of the things I've done, but I simply cannot imagine, no matter how drunk, how hard up, how long the slump had been, that I could ever...

 

God, I cant' even type the words.

[SmokeyTheBear 5569]

 

If you have ever wondered what she looks like without eyebrows 

Reminds me of the Nova Scotia weatherman 

Edited December 20, 2018 by SmokeyTheBear

[Underdog 29258]

Looks like Peter Boyle as Frankenstein in drag. 

[Guest Lobo]

Sarah Huckabee Sanders brings iced coffee to my home.  

[Bama Chick 28596]

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Brb. Gonna go burn out my eyes.

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[Guest Lobo]

Okay, honest question-is that photoshopped?  And what's her friend's name?  

[bolverk 30399]

Chick(en) on the right needs to be goredho's new avatar.

[jimmyjazz 47375]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Okay, honest question-is that photoshopped?  And what's her friend's name?  

Yeah, the source can be found on an "awkward family photos" website.  Just reverse search the image.

[AgentZero 19]

On 12/20/2018 at 11:32 AM, ADHD said:

America's sweetheart.

 

she needs to tilt her head the other way, looks like her face is sliding off.

[Guest Lobo]

She looks like a young, svelte Paulie Sorvino.  quite breathtaking really...

[horn4life 3842]

On 12/19/2018 at 11:32 AM, ADHD said:

Shave her.

She is probably as smooth as a baby's behind... sort of threw up in my mouth a little as I envisioned what I was typing about...

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[Bama Chick 28596]

Yes, photoshopped and the other girl is that stupid college grifter girl who loves her guns.

Have you never seen her and the game she’s running on the gun lovers?

She’s a disgusting cunt but bitch is running some game and cashing some checks.

[Underdog 29258]

I seriously doubt that bitch is doing any kind of “running”. 

[Chooky 13345]

Sarah Huckabee Sanders uses a big dick toilet but for different reasons.

[Born to Run 6601]

Sarah Huckabee Sanders uses a big dick toilet but for different reasons.

I really need to start upselling your basic elongated bowl toilet to a “big dick toilet”. Just double the price. Brilliant con.

[Francisco 2.0 32667]

Yep, the evil Nancy Pelosi is going to ban walls.  That's your next #MAGA GOP belief:

 

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3876]

I’ve found the Vatican attacks to be odd.  On the one hand, Catholics don’t support Trump as much as other Christian religions and the Vatican is clear that it thinks Trump’s presidency immoral, so the instinct to punch back is there. On the other hand, the support from Catholics is still above 50% — there is still a lot to lose from them.  Is it just another outreach to the Catholic-hating parts of the evangelical base?  

[DigglerontheHoof 21565]

She's hideous in every way imaginable.   Yuck. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21308]

"Trapped by a mirror while taking LSD" will receive partial credit.

[Mo Horn 8945]

They do realize that when you go from Rome to Vatican City (which is a different country) there is no border wall, or check point, or border patrol, right? Doesn't seem like the best analogy if you're advocating for a border wall, but what do I know. 

[Queen Bitch 1692]

Lulz -- Dems really need the Vatican's (lack of) passport / border patrol to enter as a talking point to clown these dumbasses.

Edited January 4, 2019 by Queen Bitch

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54 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I’ve found the Vatican attacks to be odd.  On the one hand, Catholics don’t support Trump as much as other Christian religions and the Vatican is clear that it thinks Trump’s presidency immoral, so the instinct to punch back is there. On the other hand, the support from Catholics is still above 50% — there is still a lot to lose from them.  Is it just another outreach to the Catholic-hating parts of the evangelical base?  

Given how odd they are, I’m guessing it’s some passive-aggressive bullshit from Trump, given that Pelosi is Catholic.  

[Stringer 1497]

These are just bad people.  Plain and simple:

Lying assholes

[Js1 87336]

 

[Captainant 28623]

Holy shit, is fox starting to turn on trump? Or is this just a rogue host who's starting to grow ethics?

[Brisketexan 107067]

Holy shit, is fox starting to turn on trump? Or is this just a rogue host who's starting to grow ethics?

Wallace has maintained at least a smidgen of integrity. Not a lot, but still, at Fox that makes him a champion of ethics.

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Yeah, they keep Shep and Wallace around for appearance's sake.

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Video of Wallace calling her out at the link

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/foxs-chris-wallace-repeatedly-nails-sarah-sanders-on-bogus-border-terror-threat-claims/

[bolverk 30399]

Even still, that 4,000 figure is a lie as it includes people whose names appear to match someone on the no-fly list (which is a fuck ton).

[Red Five 41805]

Lulz Chris Wallace. “I had a feeling you’d be vomiting out that particular lie so I did some research....”

[Post Oak 20595]

Did she say we are the only country that values life?

For fucks sake

 

I like Wallace.  Unlike most others he cares about being lied to and will call people on their bullshit

I'll take that every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

[Brisketexan 107067]

Even still, that 4,000 figure is a lie as it includes people whose names appear to match someone on the no-fly list (which is a fuck ton).

Shit, my old man (and as a result, me, because we have the same first and last name) were put on the “extra screening” list several years ago (meaning that we couldn’t check in for any flights online) because my oil patch dad had a travel history that included “watch” areas. Took us several months to clear it up.

 

The watch list process isn’t exactly super-selective.