Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job

[bolverk 29399]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Shit, my old man (and as a result, me, because we have the same first and last name) were put on the “extra screening” list several years ago (meaning that we couldn’t check in for any flights online) because my oil patch dad had a travel history that included “watch” areas. Took us several months to clear it up.

 

The watch list process isn’t exactly super-selective.

I always knew you shouldn't be trusted! /s

[4th&Five 41459]

8 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Did she say we are the only country that values life?

For fucks sake

 

I like Wallace.  Unlike most others he cares about being lied to and will call people on their bullshit

I'll take that every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

And she repeated it. Insane bitch. 

[DDD Dad 14251]

I always knew you shouldn't be trusted! /s

Well he is a lawyer so that goes without saying.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

It's by air, by land, by sea..... yea... not so much by land though, huh Sarah?

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

You guys.......did we ever discuss the fact that Huckabeef’s husband is actually pretty hot????





And I know politics is all very intertwined and incestuous, so I’m guessing by his bio maybe he worked for Pops and that’s how they met?



Is this a beard situation here? We’ve all seen there’s no way in hell she captivated him with her dizzying intellect or her dazzling personality.

She’s stupider than a basket of turnips and has the personality of a rabid badger.

I need an investigative documentary into this union.

[DDD Dad 14251]

He is dreamy.

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

He's gay

Btw, her baby doesn't seem happy to be her baby

Edited January 12, 2019 by SmokeyTheBear

[Bama Chick 28596]

Her baby is mostly Huckabee and very little Sanders.

The Huckabee genetics are strong.





And y’all, those dogs have seen some SHIT!

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At least the baby dodged the sagging right eyelid.

[Player 4575]

That first pic (with the the matching striped shirts) gets me every time. They look like a gospel group auditioning for Hee-Haw.

[Brisketexan 104588]

That dude’s as queer as a football bat.

NTTAWWT

[Prepuce of Doom 20985]

19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That dude’s as queer as a football bat.

NTTAWWT

At the risk of stating the obvious, I bet he likes beefy dudes. 

[Celery Man 20883]

 

[Gengs1 2583]

Man that’s a fat ass family, I don’t think they believe any science, especially diet. No wonder the Rs don’t want to label foods so the consumers can make informed decisions 

[NBMisha 224]

8 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

At the risk of stating the obvious, I bet he likes beefy dudes. 

Yeah, besides the horror of the whole shitshow, there is just this endless creepy weirdness.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

 

 

[Gatorubet 30088]

[JimmyJames 12271]

18 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That dude’s as queer as a football bat.

NTTAWWT

I’ve never been more sure about something in my entire life. 

Not sure about her though. She probably prefers making love to vegetables. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

19 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

He's gay

Btw, her baby doesn't seem happy to be her baby

That baby does seem pretty pissed off. Can’t say I blame him.

[atomheartbevo 89416]

16 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

That baby does seem pretty pissed off. Can’t say I blame him.

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

I’ve never been more sure about something in my entire life. 

Not sure about her though. She probably prefers making love to vegetables. 

I'm not sure she's ever come in contact with a vegetable. 

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'm not sure she's ever come in contact with a vegetable. 

More of a beef sausage type of gal

[brown water 3761]

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'm not sure she's ever come in contact with a vegetable. 

She talks to trump and his staff almost daily 

Edited January 13, 2019 by brown water

[Pancho 44466]

Lulz

 

[Red Five 40648]

Yeah if he were around today I'm sure you guys would just love him, Beef. 

Edited January 21, 2019 by Red Five

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, I think she clearly meant "dedicated his life to the right the wrong..."  In that context, "gave his life" isn't at all the right word choice.  

Why do y'all expect her to tweet well?  Her hands are like two first baseman's mitts literally dipped in ranch dressing.  You can't type accurately like that.  

[WhatTheBuck 28708]

12 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Why do y'all expect her to tweet well?  Her hands are like two first baseman's mitts literally dipped in ranch dressing.  You can't type accurately like that.  

Like she'd even try to type before she'd licked all the ranch dressing clean. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

On 1/12/2019 at 5:17 PM, Bama Chick said:

These fuckers had triumph the insult comic dog as a pet 

[DigglerontheHoof 21060]

On 1/12/2019 at 6:22 PM, Brisketexan said:

That dude’s as queer as a football bat.

NTTAWWT

Gay/straight/whatever, if he can/could get it up to fuck her, he just might be Superman.  

[happyfunball 481]

7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Gay/straight/whatever, if he can/could get it up to fuck her, he just might be Superman.  

[JimmyJames 12271]

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Gay/straight/whatever, if he can/could get it up to fuck her, he just might be Superman.  

This is a very good point. 

[Asithappens 974]

I envision a remake of Wilde's "The Picture of Dorian Gray".

In the dramatic scene where the protagonist looks at the visage in the painting, what stares back at him is a dead-ringer image of Suckabee Sanders.

[Guest Lobo]

She is the ultimate Sin Eater.  

[atomheartbevo 89416]

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

She is the ultimate Sin Eater.  

Or list eater.  

[Pancho 44466]

Says the fat fuck who is helping put kids in dog cages

 

[Brisketexan 104588]

1 hour ago, Pancho Negro said:

Says the fat fuck who is helping put kids in dog cages

 

Well, a good, white kid's life.  That's what she means.

Causing thousands of brown children massive trauma at a tender age?  THAT, my friends, is to be CELEBRATED.

Did you not get the MAGA memo?

[WhatTheBuck 28708]

2 hours ago, Pancho Negro said:

Says the fat fuck who is helping put kids in dog cages

 

He's just a crisis actor. You know, like the students who survived the Parkland shooting. 

[Hank Scorpio 17723]

 

[Thermos H. Christ 478]

Did they stop sending her out to face the press corps altogether? I feel like I haven’t seen a clip of that in weeks, possibly months.

[HenryJames 65889]

 

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41 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Did they stop sending her out to face the press corps altogether? I feel like I haven’t seen a clip of that in weeks, possibly months.

It's maybe once a month now.

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/12/19/white-house-has-transitioned-daily-press-briefings-monthly-press-beratings/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.e9ab55718c05

Edited January 27, 2019 by retread

[yaqdum 182]

37 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

big toe

[shnsajax 3589]

 

 

[HenryJames 65889]

 

[brown water 3761]

9 hours ago, retread said:

It's maybe once a month now.

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/12/19/white-house-has-transitioned-daily-press-briefings-monthly-press-beratings/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.e9ab55718c05

Funny how they drew the dots to scale 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33840]

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[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

[yaqdum 182]

she looks like an overdue fart.

Edited January 28, 2019 by yaqdum

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

She's gross.

Put down the twinkies