Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

On 1/12/2019 at 4:48 PM, Bama Chick said:

You guys.......did we ever discuss the fact that Huckabeef’s husband is actually pretty hot????





And I know politics is all very intertwined and incestuous, so I’m guessing by his bio maybe he worked for Pops and that’s how they met?

 

No, why the fuck would we discuss that?

[Gatorubet 30246]

That poor dog is literally embarrassed to be there.  Or begging to be put down rather than spend another day with those people.

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2678]

Dog: "I was told this was master race of hooman"  

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circus freaks 

[Prepuce of Doom 21079]

59 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

That poor dog is literally embarrassed to be there.  Or begging to be put down rather than spend another day with those people.

Given the family's history of dog butchery, I assume the dog is probably in fear for its life. 

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2 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Dog: "I was told this was master race of hooman"  

Dog: What has been seen can't be unseen.

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1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Given the family's history of dog butchery, I assume the dog is probably in fear for its life. 

That dog has seen some shit. 

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15 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

She's gross.

Put down the twinkies

buddy, you just think you can put them down.

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On 1/12/2019 at 4:48 PM, Bama Chick said:

We’ve all seen there’s no way in hell she captivated him with her dizzying intellect or her dazzling personality.
She’s stupider than a basket of turnips and has the personality of a rabid badger.
I need an investigative documentary into this union.

[horn4life 3762]

i like others don't think her appearance should be an issue.

Financially the woman has the highest paying federal job EVER. If you go by per minute of actual work!

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

14 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

That poor dog is literally embarrassed to be there.  Or begging to be put down rather than spend another day with those people.

I think it’s nice Mom is wearing a pendant sporting her daughter’s likeness...touching.  

[Red Five 40862]

Sarah’s face seemed... um.... more normal when she was younger. The continental drift of her features hadn’t taken effect I guess.

[Brisketexan 105155]

Sarah’s face seemed... um.... more normal when she was younger. The continental drift of her features hadn’t taken effect I guess.

Agreed.
You know how ingesting meth jacks with people’s faces over the years?
Well, ingesting and regurgitating pure evil has the same effect.

[F250 28781]

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That dog has seen some shit. 

Shit, I can't stop laughing at this. I'm on a conference call and had to mute my phone.

[Brisketexan 105155]

Shit, I can't stop laughing at this. I'm on a conference call and had to mute my phone.

Every. Damned. Time.

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31 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sarah’s face seemed... um.... more normal when she was younger. The continental drift of her features hadn’t taken effect I guess.

Highlighted for brilliant use of the phrase continental drift.  + rep as well.

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34 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sarah’s face seemed... um.... more normal when she was younger. The continental drift of her features hadn’t taken effect I guess.

Pangea—>Pannus

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

She’s at the podium today...not answering questions.

Bolton at podium now talking Venezuela...this should end well

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Good god this is a clown show.

 

[Anastasis 23475]

2 hours ago, F250 said:

Shit, I can't stop laughing at this. I'm on a conference call and had to mute my phone.

Hate it when that happens. 

[Chooky 13315]

John Bolton is a pathetic human being.  He's barely taller than that podium.  That'd be fine if his self loathing pathos and diminutive, slightly feminine physical stature wasn't interwoven into his worldview that is just a sad, dedicated eagerness to send real men to places his cowardice would never allow him to go.  "War for thee, but not for me."  A little tiny guy with a frightened heart, soft hands, no chin going through life angry about the royal flush life dealt him and roller coaster height requirements -- a complicated ball of fragile psychosis who believes that all the grass is best watered with other people's blood and money.    

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4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Agreed.
You know how ingesting meth jacks with people’s faces over the years?
Well, ingesting and regurgitating pure evil has the same effect.

Bell's Palsy?

Stroke?

There's something wrong there.

[Guest Lobo]

She looks like Rosie O'Donnell had a stroke.  And then just stayed that way.  

[Asithappens 974]

32 minutes ago, Lobo said:

She looks like Rosie O'Donnell had a stroke.  And then just stayed that way.  

She makes Sean Spicer look beautiful.

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

20 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

She makes Sean Spicer look beautiful.

And honest. 

[Theo Huxtable 48]

She probably considered it a high honor to be the press secretary of the US president. It typically is. In this case though, she’s disgraced herself in this position. She is a fucking fat disgrace and I hope she knows how much of an embarrassment she is. You shouldn’t be allowed to blatantly and knowingly lie to the country. Especially when you look like you ate the press corp.

 

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12 minutes ago, Theo Huxtable said:

She probably considered it a high honor to be the press secretary of the US president. It typically is. In this case though, she’s disgraced herself in this position. She is a fucking fat disgrace and I hope she knows how much of an embarrassment she is. You shouldn’t be allowed to blatantly and knowingly lie to the country. Especially when you look like you ate the press corp.

 

She’ll just get a job at FoxNews Bubble for 2 mil a year and all will be well and as it should be in her worldview.

Edited January 29, 2019 by Brandywine

[Chad Fuck 17684]

She’ll just get a job at FoxNews Bubble for 2 mil a year and all will be well and as it should be in her worldview.

Pretty sure FOX has a no fatties rule.

[Bama Chick 28596]

She’ll just get a job at FoxNews Bubble for 2 mil a year and all will be well and as it should be in her worldview.

Not hot, blonde, thin, or symmetrical enough.

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5 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Hate it when that happens. 

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57 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Not hot, blonde, thin, or symmetrical enough.

 

Cohost with Hannity?

[achooloco 1072]

wasn't she and a couple others from the comms. staff supposed to be leaving at the beginning of the year? sort of remember something like that...

[Horn Dog 9875]

On 1/27/2019 at 10:50 PM, Gatorubet said:

That poor dog is literally embarrassed to be there.  Or begging to be put down rather than spend another day with those people.

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Looks like a plastic doll that was left out in the sun in the middle of August.

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https://goo.gl/images/nHd2qi

[Ten Bears 2481]

Let me help you out there skj because that is brilliant.

[Chooky 13315]

She's running around in an Edgar suit?

[Biff Tannen 45691]

38 minutes ago, Chooky said:

She's running around in an Edgar suit?

Does she drink a lot of sugar water?

[Red Five 40862]

Sugar yes, water no.

[Asithappens 974]

13 hours ago, RPM said:

Looks like a plastic doll that was left out in the sun in the middle of August.

 

There's gotta be something medically wrong here.

I'm not trolling. 

This is not normal.

Seek help, Sarah. 

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1 hour ago, Asithappens said:

 

There's gotta be something medically wrong here.

I'm not trolling. 

This is not normal.

Seek help, Sarah. 

So I take it you’ve never had somebody shove two fingers up your ass right at the moment of......nevermind.  

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1 hour ago, Asithappens said:

 

There's gotta be something medically wrong here.

I'm not trolling. 

This is not normal.

Seek help, Sarah. 

Its called Arkansas Breeding. 

[Born to Run 6569]

Bell's Palsy?
Stroke?
There's something wrong there.

Agreed except with Bell’s I’ve always seen one side droopy. Her left side of her face is migrating upward.
Price she pays for her Faustian Bargain.

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

10 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Agreed except with Bell’s I’ve always seen one side droopy. Her left side of her face is migrating upward.
Price she pays for her Faustian Bargain.

I thought the right side of her face was sagging. 

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1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I thought the right side of her face was sagging. 

to be fair, all of her is sagging.

[Chooky 13315]

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

to be fair, all of her is sagging.

You know what else?  She's fat.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5114]

And just when you think she can't be more disgusting, she manages to reach a whole new level.  I mean if she doesn't believe it its a terrible thing to say.  If she does believe it, its even worse.

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4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

So under that same logic, God wanted Obama to be president also? Do you think God was wrong on that decision Sarah? Also, while we're at it, what is God's stance on rawdogging porn stars while your 3rd wife is breastfeeding your newborn son?